Spongebond Squarepants
Chapter 3
"Okay, boy, if you're gonna be a secret agent, you're gonna have to dress like one." Mr. Krabs threw Spongebob a black tuxedo. "Here, put this on." Spongebob looked at his new uniform. "But Mr. Krabs, these pants aren't square! I-" "Just put on the stupid pants! Besides, from now on, you're not square, you're COOL!" He looked hard at the secret agent wannabe. "You'll need a new name, too, I can tell. Let's see, something close to your old one, but much more suave. Let's see. Spongebun, Spongebib, Spongebelch- I've got it! Your new name will be Spongebond Squarepants!" Spongebob scratched his head. "Uh, I dunno Mr. K., I don't know if I can handle the extra letter. Can't I just keep my old name?" "Oh, you'll grow into it. You're also gonna need a number. Let's see. I think Agent -32 (negitive 32) sounds just right. Now all you're gonna need is a partner. Well, technically a sidekick, but she's probably gonna end up saving your butt in about every situation, so." he shrugged. "May I introduce. Sandy Cheeks!" "SANDY?!!!"
From somewhere up in the rafters a lithe brown squirrel in a black evening gown jumped, did a few somersaults in the air and landed on her feet with a loud "Ta-da!" Sandy opened her eyes. "Wha- SPONGEBOB?!" She whipped her head around at her boss. "KRABS! YOU GAVE THE ASSIGNMENT TO SPONGEBOB? YOU BARNACLE A-" "Umm, Sandy? No profanity, we're in a cartoon fanfiction, please." Spongebob whispered meekly.
"Oh."
"Isn't this exiting, Sandy? We're gonna save Bikini Bottom together! Oh, I can hardly wait. But, um, I've never seen you in a dress before." "Yeah, you're right it is a little confining." The squirrel ripped the garment off, revealing black jeans and a black midriff top. She sighed. "Ahh, much better. Well Spongebob, if you don't mess this one up too, then I guess we better go save the day. Krabs?" Mr. Krabs gave her the thumbs up, and pressed a button on his keypad. The wall opened again, revealing a small garage with a gorgeous top-of-the-line shining black Manta SE 5000 speedboat. Spongebob gasped. "It's sooooooooooo beautiful! I've always wanted one! I can't believe I'm gonna drive a Manta!!!" Sandy rolled her eyes. "Sorry to burst your bubble Spongebob, but I'm driving. You don't even have your boating license." "Oh yes he does!" Mr. Krabs said gleefully. He extracted a small card from his front pocket. "Here's your license, boy, it's official!" he said, handing it to Spongebob. "Yay!!" I've finally got my license! This is the best day of my life!" Sandy frowned. "Well, I'm still driving. We can't afford to die ten seconds into the mission." "Nope! I'm the secret agent, I'LL drive." The sponge said haughtily. Ooooh boy, I know I'm not gonna survive this. Sandy thought, as the duo got into the Manta. After about fifteen minutes, her partner managed to start the boat. "Good luck! It's all up to you now!" Mr. Krabs yelled over the roar of the engines. "Make me proud!" "Don't worry, Mr. K.! We won't let you down! We won't- AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Spongebob had overdrived the boat, smashed through the closed garage door and sped off into the city in reverse. Mr. Krabs sighed. "Arggh, I knew I should've let the squirrel drive." Meanwhile, Spongebob and Sandy were getting into trouble WAY bigger than just the boating incident.
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Chapter 3
"Okay, boy, if you're gonna be a secret agent, you're gonna have to dress like one." Mr. Krabs threw Spongebob a black tuxedo. "Here, put this on." Spongebob looked at his new uniform. "But Mr. Krabs, these pants aren't square! I-" "Just put on the stupid pants! Besides, from now on, you're not square, you're COOL!" He looked hard at the secret agent wannabe. "You'll need a new name, too, I can tell. Let's see, something close to your old one, but much more suave. Let's see. Spongebun, Spongebib, Spongebelch- I've got it! Your new name will be Spongebond Squarepants!" Spongebob scratched his head. "Uh, I dunno Mr. K., I don't know if I can handle the extra letter. Can't I just keep my old name?" "Oh, you'll grow into it. You're also gonna need a number. Let's see. I think Agent -32 (negitive 32) sounds just right. Now all you're gonna need is a partner. Well, technically a sidekick, but she's probably gonna end up saving your butt in about every situation, so." he shrugged. "May I introduce. Sandy Cheeks!" "SANDY?!!!"
From somewhere up in the rafters a lithe brown squirrel in a black evening gown jumped, did a few somersaults in the air and landed on her feet with a loud "Ta-da!" Sandy opened her eyes. "Wha- SPONGEBOB?!" She whipped her head around at her boss. "KRABS! YOU GAVE THE ASSIGNMENT TO SPONGEBOB? YOU BARNACLE A-" "Umm, Sandy? No profanity, we're in a cartoon fanfiction, please." Spongebob whispered meekly.
"Oh."
"Isn't this exiting, Sandy? We're gonna save Bikini Bottom together! Oh, I can hardly wait. But, um, I've never seen you in a dress before." "Yeah, you're right it is a little confining." The squirrel ripped the garment off, revealing black jeans and a black midriff top. She sighed. "Ahh, much better. Well Spongebob, if you don't mess this one up too, then I guess we better go save the day. Krabs?" Mr. Krabs gave her the thumbs up, and pressed a button on his keypad. The wall opened again, revealing a small garage with a gorgeous top-of-the-line shining black Manta SE 5000 speedboat. Spongebob gasped. "It's sooooooooooo beautiful! I've always wanted one! I can't believe I'm gonna drive a Manta!!!" Sandy rolled her eyes. "Sorry to burst your bubble Spongebob, but I'm driving. You don't even have your boating license." "Oh yes he does!" Mr. Krabs said gleefully. He extracted a small card from his front pocket. "Here's your license, boy, it's official!" he said, handing it to Spongebob. "Yay!!" I've finally got my license! This is the best day of my life!" Sandy frowned. "Well, I'm still driving. We can't afford to die ten seconds into the mission." "Nope! I'm the secret agent, I'LL drive." The sponge said haughtily. Ooooh boy, I know I'm not gonna survive this. Sandy thought, as the duo got into the Manta. After about fifteen minutes, her partner managed to start the boat. "Good luck! It's all up to you now!" Mr. Krabs yelled over the roar of the engines. "Make me proud!" "Don't worry, Mr. K.! We won't let you down! We won't- AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Spongebob had overdrived the boat, smashed through the closed garage door and sped off into the city in reverse. Mr. Krabs sighed. "Arggh, I knew I should've let the squirrel drive." Meanwhile, Spongebob and Sandy were getting into trouble WAY bigger than just the boating incident.
Supa Nova picks up pompoms Did ya like the 3rd chapter? Well ya know what to do! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW! Yeah!