KITTYARA PICTURES PRESENTS

HOGSMEADE!!!

ADAPTING....

GINNY WEASLEY AS VELMA KELLY!

HERMIONE KRUM AS ROXIE HART!

HARRY POTTER AS BILLY FLYNN!

MCGONAGALL AS MATRON MAMA MORTON!

RITA SKEETER AS MARY SUNSHINE!

VIKTOR KRUM AS AMOS!

AND

LEE JORDAN AS THE BANDLEADER!

That said....

(A/N Just a note: let's just for a little bit pretend that Ginny had a sister, but since she was a Squib we never saw her. Oh yeah, and nobody knows anybody until now. Just play along, please!!)

LEE JORDAN

5, 6, 7, 8!

DANCE CAPTAIN:

[Man looking for Weasley sisters]

Does anybody see the Weasley sisters?

You, you're up in 5.

GINNY: (getting out of the Knight Bus)

- Keep the change, Stan.

STAN- CONDUCTOR

- Thank you.

DANCE CAPTAIN:

Where the have you been? And where is Veronica?

GINNY:

I'm on myself tonight

DANCE CAPTAIN:

But tonight's your sister act.

GINNY:

Don't sweat it. I can do it alone. Shit! All right!

DANCE CAPTAIN:

Move it! Move it! Hurry up!

LEE JORDAN

Ladies and gentlemen, the Owl Club is proud to present Hogsmeade's hottest show in the world. Two Jazz babes moving as one. The Weasley sisters!

GINNY:

Come on babe

Why don't we paint the town?

And all that Jazz

I'm going to rouge my knees

And roll my stockings down

And all that jazz

Apparate

I know a whoopee spot

Where the gin is cold

But the piano's hot

It's just a noisy hall

Where there's a nightly brawl

And all

That

Jazz

LEE JORDAN

(Make that two)

GINNY:

And all that jazz

And all that jazz

Slick your hair

And wear your dragon shoes

And all that Jazz

I hear that Dumbledore

Is going to blow the blues

And all that Jazz

Hold on, hon

We're going to bunny hug

I bought some aspirin

Down at United Drug

I case you shake apart

And want a brand new start

To do

that

HERMIONE: (imagine)

Jazz

RON:

Let's go, babe.

HERMIONE:

But l didn't even meet your friend. That manager guy.

RON:

Don't worry, Hermione. It's all taken care of.

HERMIONE:

You told him about me?

RON:

Yeah, kid. lt's all arranged.

GINNY:

Find a flask

We're playing fast and loose

And all that jazz

Right up here

Is where I store the juice

And all that jazz

Come on, babe

We're going to brush the sky

I bet you luck Lindy

Never flew so high

'Cause in the stratosphere

How could he lend an ear

to all

that

Jazz?

Oh, you're going to see your sheba shimmy shake

COMPANY:

And all that jazz

GINNY:

Oh, she's going to shimmy 'till her garters break

COMPANY:

And all that jazz

GINNY:

Show her where to park her girdle

Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle

COMPANY:

If she'd hear her baby's queer

GINNY:

For all

that

jazz

HERMIONE:

Oh!

- Hello, Ms. Umbridge.

MS. UMBRIDGE:

- Mrs. Krum.

HERMIONE:

This is Ron. He's my brother.

GINNY:

All

that

jazz

Come on, babe

Why Don't we paint

The town?

And all that jazz

And all that jazz

I'm going to *

Rouge my knees

And roll my *

Stockings down

And all that jazz

And all that jazz

Apparate

I know a whoopee spot

Where the gin is cold

But the piano's hot

It's just a noisy hall

Where there's a nightly brawl

And all

that

jazz

HERMIONE:

Say it again.

RON:

You're a star, kid. My little shooting star!

GINNY:

No, I'm no one's wife

But, Oh, I love my life

And all

that

Jazz

- That Jazz!