What the Hell!!!
Hikki: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I am back!!!!
Bakura: Joy. 'Stupid author couldn't write
her way out of a paper bag.'
Hikki: *filing nails* I heard that.
Bakura: O_o'
Hikki: Don't worry I won't kill you…
Bakura: -_-'Phew!
Hikki: I'll just torture you in the next
chapter.
Bakura: O_O!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey: HAHA! BUSTED!!!
Suddenly as if an act of God a knife appears
in Bakura's hands.
Bakura: *smiles evilly*
Joey: ((((((((((O_O)))))))))))
Hikki: You can thank me later.
Bakura slowly starts to approach Joey.
Hikki: ROLL DISCLAIMER!!!!!
Tea: Hikaru does not own any of the YGO
Characters.
Hikki: *glares at Tea who vanishes instantly*
Yu-Gi: Tea!
Hikki: You got a problem short boy!
Yu-Gi: Meep!
Hikki: That's what I thought. *smiles evilly* ROLL SHOW! I mean episode- I mean- oh for F***'s sakes just GO!
***
Bakura and the girl stared at each other
for five minutes, but then Bakura grew tired of the game.
Bakura: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!!!
But his voice was not alone the girl had
said the exact same thing.
Their eyes narrowed at each other.
Bakura: Q_Q
The Girl: Q_Q
If looks could kill, they both would have
been six feet under.
Bakura smiled [oh my gawd FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!]
Bakura: (Still smiling like a evil maniac
[which he is]) So kid what's you're name?
The Girl: 'Ya right like I'd tell you'
[by the way when you see this '' it means they're thinking the words]
Bakura: 'You stupid little…'
Both their faces paled [if that's possilbe]
In unison: Mai!/Ryou!
Bakura: That's impossilbe. *glaring at
the girl throught clench teeth*
[Hehehe but its true!!!!!]
In unison: *horrified* We're connected!!!!!
Bakura manages to calm down…well kinda…
Bakura: There must be a mistake!
The Girl: Definitely!
The girl begins to walk out of the room.
Bakura: You might as well tell me you're
name kid!
The Girl: Teh! Like I'd tell you!
Bakura: *Calmly* I'll find out anyway.
The Girl: Fine! It's Tale!
Bakura: *Glares at Tale*
Tale: *Glares back*
Bakura: WHERE ARE YOU GOING!!!
Tale: TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED!!!! *under
breath* moron.
Bakura: COME BACK HERE NO ONE CALLS ME
A MORON AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!!!!
Tale: Whatever. *Walks away*
Bakura: I'm sending your ass straight to
the Shadow Realm!!
Tale: *Ignores him*
Bakura: 'That's it I'm gonna send her there!!!'
Tale: Not without this you're not *holds
out the millenium ring and shakes it a little*
Bakura: ((O_O))
Tale: *evil grin* see ya!
Tale dashes off with the millenium ring and Bakura chases after her swearing in Japanese, English-English, and Egyptian.
They run around the house until finally…
Tale: That was fun but I really have to
find out what happened.
Tale slides the millenium ring over to
Bakura, flips open an air vent and slides inside into the next room.
Bakura: 'Where have I seen that move before?
Oh well I better go find the brat, find out what happened, and destroy
her.'
Before he can move a metal dish hovers
up in front of him. Out of it appears a hollogram of a girl about a foot
tall.
HG: Hello my name is Jane. I will show
you to Tale. Please follow me.
Bakura follows Jane into a brightly lit
basement where he finds Tale sitting in front of a computer typing away
frantically.
Jane: Sit.
Bakura remains standing.
Jane: I said SIT!
A chair shoves forward and locks Bakura's
hands to the arms of the chair.
Tale: There. Now all I have to do is wait.
Tale turned around in her chair. Bakura
hadn't noticed it before, b/c it had been dark (or it may have been the
fact that he was trying to kill her) but the girl had bright green eyes
that were almost the same colour as her hair. Tale stared at him for a
sec.
Tale: *begins to grin evilly*
Bakura: What the hell is it!
Bakura stared back trying to match her
stare, but as he stared he noticed that Tale's
eye's had changed colour [and I'm not
talking about a few hues!] they glowed purple, and made her look very mischievous.
Tale: Jane take a sample please and run
it through the screen.
The hollogram Jane hover up beside Bakura.
Bakura: (uneasy) Hey What are you gonna
do?
Out out Janes hover dish come a needle.
Bakura: KEEP THAT F***'ING THING AWAY FROM
ME!!!!!!!
Jane inches closer.
Bakura looks over to Tale who's smiling
and possilbly on verge of laughing.
Bakura closes his eyes. A bight flash emits.
Slowly Bakura opens his eyes. Jane is sitting beside Tale on the desk.
Tale: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *almost in tears*
Bakura: WHAT'S SO FUNNY!!??
Tale: YOU!!!!
Bakura: WHAT THE F*** ABOUT ME?!
Tale only laughed and pointed.
Jane: She's laughing cause you were afraid
of the needle.
Bakura: SO WHAT!!!
Jane: It wasn't a needle.
Bakura: ???
Jane: *sighs* It was a camera.
Tale: (finally stopped laughing) Ooookay
lets find out who they hell you are and how I can get rid of you.
Tale presses a button the computer.
Tale: Hmmm…It appears you don't exist.
Let's try dimensional search.
*CLICK*
Tale: There we go! Lets see… your name's
Bakura right?
Bakura: *grunting*Ya.
Tale: Lets see, whoa! Apparently you are
a Tomb-Raider 5000 yrs ago, you used Shadow magic to get in the tombs and
as punishment you were trapped in a golden ring known as 'The Millenium
Ring'. Then some guy bought the ring in Egypt 5000 yrs later and gave it
to his son! Whoa! Bad move on his part! The kid unleashed you and now you
are his Yami. Joy. That kid must have ben welling in the eyes with tears
of Joy when he met you.
Bakura: *grunt*
Tale: Whatever.
MEANWHILE…
In a dimension not far away…
Mai: 'What happened now?'
A Voice: BAKURA ITS MIDNIGHT! WHAT DID
YOU DO NOW!!!!
Mai: 'Oh no! Oh no, oh no, OH NO!'
Mai tries to hide but isn't quick enough.
A boy walk out of a room.
The Boy: Bakur- who are you?
Mai: I'm Mai who are you?
The Boy: I'm Ryou, and why are you my house?
Mai: B/c there was some magical rift or
something thanx to a certain 13 year old I know, who I am personally gonna
kill when I get home!
Ryou: Oh, well have you seen a boy who
looks almost exactly like me except evil?
Mai: No sorry I haven't. Wait you look
kind of familliar, whats your name again?
Ryou: Ryou Bakura
Mai: 'This is too weird'
Ryou: 'You're telling me..'
Mai: Wait a sec did you just reply to my
thoughts?
Ryou: No, um ya! How'd I do that!?
Mai: Cred! CRED CRED!!!!!! [If you don't
know what it means that's b/c its in Al Bed]
Ryou: What?
Mai: Ryou, tell me do you have a Yami?
Ryou: Yes why?
Mai: Cause I hate to break it to you but
I've switched places with you're Yami.
Ryou: Really?
Mai: Ya I'm really sorr-
But she was cut off b/c Ryou was jumping
for joy.
Mai: o_o'
Ryou: ^_^
Mai: I take it Bakura not the nicest guy
on the block?
Ryou: Ya right! Bakura's killed dozens
of people-
Suddenly Ryou stopped.
Ryou: Wait if you're my new Yami, who's
Bakura's new Hikari?
Both faces paled. Then Mai ripped off the
watch she was wearing.
Ryou: What are you doing?
Mai: Contacting my hikari as you so bluntly
put it. Do you have a computer?
Ryou: Ya over there.
After three minutes Mai had connected her
watch to the computer, which was a mini version of the hollo-disk Tale
had.
TALE'S HOUSE
Tale: Hey! We're getting a connection!
Janes body disappeared and was replaced
by the face a girl who looked just like Tale only older.
Tale: Hi Mai!
Mai: Oh good you're still alive! WHEN I
GET BACK THERE I'M GONNA KILL YOU MYSELF!!!
Tale: Jebus! Calm down!
Mai: Have you met up with-
Tale: Ya Bakura I know…
Mai: Where is he?
Tale: Locked up behind me.
Mai: Okay.
Tale: *grinning like mad* So who's your
new hikari?
Mai: His name's Ryou. Apparently Ryou's
Yami and I switched places. Complimentary of your unstable powers.
Tale: *major sweatdrop*
Bakura had been tuned out the entire conversation,
except (unfortunately for Tale) the last part about him switching places
and it being all Tale's fault.
Bakura: WHAT!!! YOU MEAN I'M STUCK WITH
THIS BRAT FOR A HIKARI!!!
Tale: *smiling weakly* fraid so
Bakura: WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS CHAIR I'M
GONNA SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM WITH MY MILLENIUM RING!!!!!!!
Mai: What did he just say?
Bakura's blood ran cold, he new that voice…
he hadn't been paying attention before but now…
Mai: Jane show me that loser.
The hover dish that held the hollogram
of Mai's face immediately picked up and swerved over in front of Bakura.
Mai/Bakura: YOU!!!!!
***
Hikki: Well I hope you liked Chapter Two!
Bakura: I sure as hell didn't
Hikki: *smiling evilly* What was that?
Bakura: Nothing! Nothing!
Hikki: Good! Yami?
Yami: We hope you enjoyed the chapter!
Please don't torture me!
Hikki: ^_^Don't worry I won't!
Yami: ^_^' Phew!
Hikki: Much…