HERMIONE:
Who belongs to them?
TONKS:
What's it to you?
HERMIONE:
Who then? Nothing. Heard they were Ginny's.
GWEN:
Fleur does her laundry for a Galleon a week.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
HERMIONE (to warden):
Fresh towels for change.
WARDEN:
Make it quick.
MAMA MCGONAGALL:
Hermione is eavesdropping...l can take care of you. There're a couple of things, let me analyze to you. Now, Harry Potter set a travel date on March 5th. March 7th, you would be quit. On March 8th, you know what Mama going to do for you? Mama going to put you back on the Vonville circus.
GINNY:
So now you're an agent too?
MAMA MCGONAGALL:
Until you install private fireplace in your cell, all calls are going to go through me.
GINNY:
What kind of dough are we talking about?
MAMA MCGONAGALL:
You know, it's a crazy world. I mean, Oliver Wood is playing in the Cup for
5,000 Galleons a week.
GINNY:
Yeah. And what about someone with real talent?
MAMA MCGONAGALL:
Well, I can talk to the boys over Wianmarx. With your recent sensation
activity, they seems of thinking to give you 2,500.
GINNY:
2,500? Geez, the most me and Veronica made is 35,000.
MAMA MCGONAGALL:
That's what happens when you have a Witch Weekly presentation.
GINNY:
You know what, Mama? I always wanted to play in big Gym Conesus most. Do you think you can get me that?
MAMA MCGONAGALL:
The Gyms? I don't know. It going to take you another Floo call.
GINNY:
How much is that going to cost?
MAMA MCGONAGALL:
Come on, Ginny. You know how I feel about you. You're like family to me. You're like one of my own. - l'll do for 50 Galleons.
GINNY:
50 Galleons for a Floo call? You must've got a lot of wrong addresses, Mama.
HERMIONE:
Oh, Miss Weasley. That's your personals. Oh, no. It's my pleasure. Hey, listen. Can l ask you something? You know that Longbottom guy? He said that what I've done is a kissing case and he's prepared to ask for the maximum penalty.
GINNY:
Yeah? So?
HERMIONE:
So, I'm scared. I'm sure would appreciate some advice, especially from someone I admire as much as you. Since I can remember, I have wanted to be on the stage.
GINNY:
Really? What's your talent? Washing and drying?
HERMIONE:
No. I dance in the chorus. That was before I met my husband...
GINNY:
Look, honey, you want some advice? Here it is, direct from me to you. Keep your paws off my underwear, okay?
HERMIONE:
Yeah, okay. Thanks... for nothing.
MAMA MCGONAGALL:
She's not that nice, ain't she? I tell you, no matter how big she gives, she's
still as common as ever. I'd like to help you, baby. Take aloft. So, what do
you figure to use it for grounds?
HERMIONE:
What do you mean grounds?
MAMA MCGONAGALL:
What are you going to tell the Wizengamot?
HERMIONE:
l'm afraid l have to tell him the truth.
MAMA MCGONAGALL:
- The truth?
HERMIONE:
- Yeah.
-
MAMA MCGONAGALL:
That's the one we take you to the death house.
HERMIONE:
Holy mother of goodness.
MAMA:
Relax. I mean, in this town, murder is a formal entertainment. Besides, in 47
years Azkaban never kissed a woman yet. So even it's 47 and 1, they won't
kiss you.
HERMIONE:
Jesus Mary Joseph.
MAMA:
You're talkin' to the wrong people What you need, is Harry Potter.
HERMIONE:
Who?
MAMA MCGONAGALL:
Harry Potter. One of the best wizard-criminal lawyer in all England. He knows about the Wizengamot and women.
HERMIONE:
How do you get this Harry Potter?
MAMA MCGONAGALL:
Not by prayer, dear. First, you give me a hundred Galleons. Then I'll make a
Floo call.
HERMIONE:
A hundred Galleons? Will you just... I mean, it seems pretty stiff for a Floo
call.
MAMA MCGONAGALL:
Over the works that we sent, he's never lost a case for a female client yet. And
a sweet little face like yours, let's just say what a blindness you got.
HERMIONE:
He's never lost a case?
MAMA MCGONAGALL:
Never. Every girl in this place would kill to have Harry Potter represent
them.
CH 7.
GIRLS:
We want Harry
Give us Harry
H. A. Double R .Y.
We're all his
He's our kind of a guy
And ooh what luck
Cause here he is...
LEE JORDAN:
Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the silver tongued prince of the courtroom,
the one and only... Harry Potter!
HARRY:
I don't care about expensive things
Dragon coats, or diamond wands
Don't mean a thing
All I care about is love
That's what I'm here for
I don't care for wearin' silken robes,
Ruby studs, satin gloves
Don't mean a thing
All I care about is love
All he cares about is love
Give me two
Eyes of blue
Softly saying
I need you
Let me see her standin' there
And honest, mister, I'm a millionaire
I don't care for any fine attire
That Malfoy might admire
No, no, not me
- All I care about is love...
- All he cares about is love
Good morning, ladies.
FLEUR:
Not guilty!
HARRY:
You tell him, sweetheart.
FLEUR:
Le fondant de Cornelius indique que je l'ai fait.
GIRLS:
That's what he's here for
RITA SKEETER
Excuse me, gentlemen. Miss Weasley, do you remember anything at all about that night?
GINNY:
I passed out. I can't remember a thing. Only that I didn't do it.
RITA SKEETER:
Any idea who did it?
HARRY:
No. But my client is offering a substantial reward to anyone with information
about this crime.
RITA SKEETER:
How much is the reward, Miss Weasley?
GINNY:
I don't know, how much?
HARRY:
We'll work it out after the trial. Now, if there's no more questions, Miss
Weasley and I have got a lot of work to do.
GINNY:
Potter, what is that about the reward?
HARRY:
If the reporters ask again, deny the whole thing later on.
- Thank you!
COLIN CREEVEY:
- One more question...
GIRLS:
All he cares about is love
HERMIONE:
Mr. Potter, I'm Hermione Krum.
HARRY:
Who?
HERMIONE:
Hermione Krum, you heard about me.
HARRY:
Oh, yeah. The cute one.
HERMIONE:
I was hoping that you might represent me.
HARRY:
You have 5,000 Galleons?
HERMIONE:
That's a lot of money. Mama didn't say anything about 5,000 Galleons. Look Mr. Potter,
I'm not very good at this sort of thing, but... Maybe we could make some sort
of arrangement between us. And I can be an awfully good sport.
HARRY:
Good, you got the idea. Listen, you mean just one thing to me. You call me when you got 5,000 Galleons.
HARRY & GIRLS:
All he cares about is love
Show me long raven hair
Flowin' down, about to there
When I've seen
Her runnin' free
Keep your money, that's enough for me
I don't care for flyin' Firebolt brooms
Or sleeping in magical rooms
No, no, not me
All I care about is
Doin' the guy in
Who's pickin, on you
Twistin' the wrist
That's turnin' the screw
All I care about
is love!
Who belongs to them?
TONKS:
What's it to you?
HERMIONE:
Who then? Nothing. Heard they were Ginny's.
GWEN:
Fleur does her laundry for a Galleon a week.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
HERMIONE (to warden):
Fresh towels for change.
WARDEN:
Make it quick.
MAMA MCGONAGALL:
Hermione is eavesdropping...l can take care of you. There're a couple of things, let me analyze to you. Now, Harry Potter set a travel date on March 5th. March 7th, you would be quit. On March 8th, you know what Mama going to do for you? Mama going to put you back on the Vonville circus.
GINNY:
So now you're an agent too?
MAMA MCGONAGALL:
Until you install private fireplace in your cell, all calls are going to go through me.
GINNY:
What kind of dough are we talking about?
MAMA MCGONAGALL:
You know, it's a crazy world. I mean, Oliver Wood is playing in the Cup for
5,000 Galleons a week.
GINNY:
Yeah. And what about someone with real talent?
MAMA MCGONAGALL:
Well, I can talk to the boys over Wianmarx. With your recent sensation
activity, they seems of thinking to give you 2,500.
GINNY:
2,500? Geez, the most me and Veronica made is 35,000.
MAMA MCGONAGALL:
That's what happens when you have a Witch Weekly presentation.
GINNY:
You know what, Mama? I always wanted to play in big Gym Conesus most. Do you think you can get me that?
MAMA MCGONAGALL:
The Gyms? I don't know. It going to take you another Floo call.
GINNY:
How much is that going to cost?
MAMA MCGONAGALL:
Come on, Ginny. You know how I feel about you. You're like family to me. You're like one of my own. - l'll do for 50 Galleons.
GINNY:
50 Galleons for a Floo call? You must've got a lot of wrong addresses, Mama.
HERMIONE:
Oh, Miss Weasley. That's your personals. Oh, no. It's my pleasure. Hey, listen. Can l ask you something? You know that Longbottom guy? He said that what I've done is a kissing case and he's prepared to ask for the maximum penalty.
GINNY:
Yeah? So?
HERMIONE:
So, I'm scared. I'm sure would appreciate some advice, especially from someone I admire as much as you. Since I can remember, I have wanted to be on the stage.
GINNY:
Really? What's your talent? Washing and drying?
HERMIONE:
No. I dance in the chorus. That was before I met my husband...
GINNY:
Look, honey, you want some advice? Here it is, direct from me to you. Keep your paws off my underwear, okay?
HERMIONE:
Yeah, okay. Thanks... for nothing.
MAMA MCGONAGALL:
She's not that nice, ain't she? I tell you, no matter how big she gives, she's
still as common as ever. I'd like to help you, baby. Take aloft. So, what do
you figure to use it for grounds?
HERMIONE:
What do you mean grounds?
MAMA MCGONAGALL:
What are you going to tell the Wizengamot?
HERMIONE:
l'm afraid l have to tell him the truth.
MAMA MCGONAGALL:
- The truth?
HERMIONE:
- Yeah.
-
MAMA MCGONAGALL:
That's the one we take you to the death house.
HERMIONE:
Holy mother of goodness.
MAMA:
Relax. I mean, in this town, murder is a formal entertainment. Besides, in 47
years Azkaban never kissed a woman yet. So even it's 47 and 1, they won't
kiss you.
HERMIONE:
Jesus Mary Joseph.
MAMA:
You're talkin' to the wrong people What you need, is Harry Potter.
HERMIONE:
Who?
MAMA MCGONAGALL:
Harry Potter. One of the best wizard-criminal lawyer in all England. He knows about the Wizengamot and women.
HERMIONE:
How do you get this Harry Potter?
MAMA MCGONAGALL:
Not by prayer, dear. First, you give me a hundred Galleons. Then I'll make a
Floo call.
HERMIONE:
A hundred Galleons? Will you just... I mean, it seems pretty stiff for a Floo
call.
MAMA MCGONAGALL:
Over the works that we sent, he's never lost a case for a female client yet. And
a sweet little face like yours, let's just say what a blindness you got.
HERMIONE:
He's never lost a case?
MAMA MCGONAGALL:
Never. Every girl in this place would kill to have Harry Potter represent
them.
CH 7.
GIRLS:
We want Harry
Give us Harry
H. A. Double R .Y.
We're all his
He's our kind of a guy
And ooh what luck
Cause here he is...
LEE JORDAN:
Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the silver tongued prince of the courtroom,
the one and only... Harry Potter!
HARRY:
I don't care about expensive things
Dragon coats, or diamond wands
Don't mean a thing
All I care about is love
That's what I'm here for
I don't care for wearin' silken robes,
Ruby studs, satin gloves
Don't mean a thing
All I care about is love
All he cares about is love
Give me two
Eyes of blue
Softly saying
I need you
Let me see her standin' there
And honest, mister, I'm a millionaire
I don't care for any fine attire
That Malfoy might admire
No, no, not me
- All I care about is love...
- All he cares about is love
Good morning, ladies.
FLEUR:
Not guilty!
HARRY:
You tell him, sweetheart.
FLEUR:
Le fondant de Cornelius indique que je l'ai fait.
GIRLS:
That's what he's here for
RITA SKEETER
Excuse me, gentlemen. Miss Weasley, do you remember anything at all about that night?
GINNY:
I passed out. I can't remember a thing. Only that I didn't do it.
RITA SKEETER:
Any idea who did it?
HARRY:
No. But my client is offering a substantial reward to anyone with information
about this crime.
RITA SKEETER:
How much is the reward, Miss Weasley?
GINNY:
I don't know, how much?
HARRY:
We'll work it out after the trial. Now, if there's no more questions, Miss
Weasley and I have got a lot of work to do.
GINNY:
Potter, what is that about the reward?
HARRY:
If the reporters ask again, deny the whole thing later on.
- Thank you!
COLIN CREEVEY:
- One more question...
GIRLS:
All he cares about is love
HERMIONE:
Mr. Potter, I'm Hermione Krum.
HARRY:
Who?
HERMIONE:
Hermione Krum, you heard about me.
HARRY:
Oh, yeah. The cute one.
HERMIONE:
I was hoping that you might represent me.
HARRY:
You have 5,000 Galleons?
HERMIONE:
That's a lot of money. Mama didn't say anything about 5,000 Galleons. Look Mr. Potter,
I'm not very good at this sort of thing, but... Maybe we could make some sort
of arrangement between us. And I can be an awfully good sport.
HARRY:
Good, you got the idea. Listen, you mean just one thing to me. You call me when you got 5,000 Galleons.
HARRY & GIRLS:
All he cares about is love
Show me long raven hair
Flowin' down, about to there
When I've seen
Her runnin' free
Keep your money, that's enough for me
I don't care for flyin' Firebolt brooms
Or sleeping in magical rooms
No, no, not me
All I care about is
Doin' the guy in
Who's pickin, on you
Twistin' the wrist
That's turnin' the screw
All I care about
is love!