INSIDE, RUGRATS DRESSING ROOM: John Carptenter tells the Rugrats about HIM.
JOHN CARPENTER: I must tell you about the evil that is interfering with this Rugrats episode. HE is a masked maniac named Michael Myers. HE is 34 years old.....
TOMMY: Yeah. Angelica told us about this Oscar Myers guy, and he really sounds like he needs a nap.
JOHN: How am I gonna make you understand EVIL!!!??
CHUCKIE: We understand Evil. Her name's Angelica.
JOHN: Angelica is Barney the Dinosaur compared to the EVIL of Michael Audrey Myers!!!!! You know that HalloweeN movie I co-wrote and directed?
CHUCKIE: Barney scares me!!!!!
TOMMY: What Hollyween movie?
JOHN: Nevermind. Only Michael Bolton and Michael Jackson are scarier than Michael Myers!!
TOMMY: Don't worry Mr. Carpetstain, we'll deal with Oscar Myers!
JOHN: Oh no you don't!!! It is strictly prohibited that any of you come anywhere near HIM!! And besides, HIS name is MICHAEL Myers!! I am keeping you babies locked up in the movie theater to watch all of the HalloweeN movies thus far. There are only five (There may be a sixth one if Akkad gets the rights back), so it's plenty of time for us to get HIM back to Dr. Loomis.
INT. HADDONFIELD POLICE STATION: Dr. Sam Loomis is talking to Sheriff Brackett about HIS latest homecoming.
DR. LOOMIS: Sheriff Brackett........HE has returned. I want everyone to lock their doors and windows, close their blinds, turn off their lights,.......
BRACKETT: How can you let this thing escape???? HE is a menace to society!!
DR. LOOMIS: I know. They won't give me a maximum security institution to put HIM in. They all think I'm crazy! Only I know of the EVIL behind HIS eyes.
BRACKETT: HE killed my daughter. (Cries like a little girl) We have to stop HIM!!.....
JOHN CARPENTER: I must tell you about the evil that is interfering with this Rugrats episode. HE is a masked maniac named Michael Myers. HE is 34 years old.....
TOMMY: Yeah. Angelica told us about this Oscar Myers guy, and he really sounds like he needs a nap.
JOHN: How am I gonna make you understand EVIL!!!??
CHUCKIE: We understand Evil. Her name's Angelica.
JOHN: Angelica is Barney the Dinosaur compared to the EVIL of Michael Audrey Myers!!!!! You know that HalloweeN movie I co-wrote and directed?
CHUCKIE: Barney scares me!!!!!
TOMMY: What Hollyween movie?
JOHN: Nevermind. Only Michael Bolton and Michael Jackson are scarier than Michael Myers!!
TOMMY: Don't worry Mr. Carpetstain, we'll deal with Oscar Myers!
JOHN: Oh no you don't!!! It is strictly prohibited that any of you come anywhere near HIM!! And besides, HIS name is MICHAEL Myers!! I am keeping you babies locked up in the movie theater to watch all of the HalloweeN movies thus far. There are only five (There may be a sixth one if Akkad gets the rights back), so it's plenty of time for us to get HIM back to Dr. Loomis.
INT. HADDONFIELD POLICE STATION: Dr. Sam Loomis is talking to Sheriff Brackett about HIS latest homecoming.
DR. LOOMIS: Sheriff Brackett........HE has returned. I want everyone to lock their doors and windows, close their blinds, turn off their lights,.......
BRACKETT: How can you let this thing escape???? HE is a menace to society!!
DR. LOOMIS: I know. They won't give me a maximum security institution to put HIM in. They all think I'm crazy! Only I know of the EVIL behind HIS eyes.
BRACKETT: HE killed my daughter. (Cries like a little girl) We have to stop HIM!!.....