LEE JORDAN
...The Magic City has taken a new criminal to a charge. Let me remind you the name is: Hermione Krum. The sweetest lady ever accused in a murder in Hogsmeade. Women want to look like her. Fellows want to go out with her. Some little girls even want to take her home. Don't get any ideas, little lady. On the other side of town, the assistant D.A. promise the game little jump shooter
NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM:
will be kissed before You-Know-Who.
LEE JORDAN
Who knows? If he lived up to his word, assistant D.A. Longbottom might become Minister Longbottom someday. At the scene of the crime, everybody wants a little piece of Hermione Krum. The jar of Sleekeazy's Hair Potion would send her husband back 20 Galleons! Maybe this pretty little lady would get some of that famous Hermione style. It seems everybody these days is looking for Hermione Krum.
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MAMA MCGONAGALL
Send the flowers to the yard and you make sure they send them. So, kiddo, you have any thought what you want to do after Harry get you off?
HERMIONE:
Yeah, I think I'd like to go on stage.
MAMA MCGONAGALL
I figure it as much. I already called the Morris office.
HERMIONE:
Really? How much is that going to cost me?
MAMA MCGONAGALL
It's a fair deal. 10% of all your takings.
HERMIONE:
Yeah, we'll see, Mama. Besides, I don't even have an act yet.
MAMA MCGONAGALL
Killing Ron Weasley was your act. That's solo steps in the audience. That song
is my favourite.
HERMIONE:
It's a freak act. Besides, I'm better than that.
MAMA MCGONAGALL
Of course you are. I mean, you can be as big as Cho Chang.
HERMIONE:
You really think so?
MAMA MCGONAGALL
Maybe Canton and Joseph combined.
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HERMIONE:
You know, I always wanted to have my name on the papers. Before I met Viktor, I used to date this wealthy dude, ugly Professor. He used to take me out and show me off. Ugly guys like to do that. Once it said in the paper, "Potions Professorseen at The Three Broomsticks with cute brunette. That was me. You know all my life, I wanted to have my own act. But, no... Always no, they always turned me down. One big world-full of no. And then Viktor came along. Save sweet Viktor. Who never says no. I've never done this before. But you know, it's such a special night. And you are such a great audience! And I really feel like I can talk to you, you know? So forget what you read in the papers. And forget what you heard on the WWN. Because...because l'm going to tell you the truth. Not that the truth really matters. But I'm going to tell you anyway. In the bed apartment, Viktor was... zero. I mean, when he made love to me,it goes like... was he playing Quidditch or something. I love you, honey, I love ya... Anyway, I start to fool around. And I start screwing around.Which is fooling around without dinner. Then I met Ron Weasley. He said he could get me into a bought film. But that didn't quite work out like I planned.
I guess it didn't really work out to Ron either. So I gave up the whole idea. lf you can't figure out for all of these, opportunities just pass you by. But...And now, with all these publicity, I got me a world full of yes!
The name on everybody's lips
Is going to be
Her-my-knee
The lady rakin' in the chips
Is going to be
Her-my-knee
I'm going to be a celebrity
That means somebody everyone knows
They're going to recognize my eyes
My hair, my teeth, my boobs, my nose
From just some Quidditch player's wife
I'm going to be
Her-my-knee
Who says that murders not an art?
And who in case she doesn't hang
can say she started with a bang?
Her-my-knee Krum!
Boys
HERMIONE & COMPANY:
They're going to wait outside in line
To get to see
Her-my-knee
Think of those autographs I'll sign
Good luck to you,
Her-my-knee
And I'll appear in Lavaliere
That goes all the way down to my waist
Here a ring, there a ring
Everywhere a ring a ling
But always in the best of taste
HERMION IN RECITIVE WHISPER:
Oooh I'm a star.
And the audience loves me.
And I love the audience and they love me
for loving them. And I love them for loving me.
And we love each other.
That's because none of us got any love in our childhood.
And that's show biz,
Kid.
HERMIONE & COMPANY:
She's giving up here humdrum life
I'm going to be
Her-my-knee.
She made a scandal and a start.
And Cho Chang will shit, I know
To see her name get billed below
Her-my-knee Krum!
Her-my-knee
Her-my-knee
Her-my-knee
Her-my-knee
Her-my-knee
Her-my-knee
Her-my-knee
...The Magic City has taken a new criminal to a charge. Let me remind you the name is: Hermione Krum. The sweetest lady ever accused in a murder in Hogsmeade. Women want to look like her. Fellows want to go out with her. Some little girls even want to take her home. Don't get any ideas, little lady. On the other side of town, the assistant D.A. promise the game little jump shooter
NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM:
will be kissed before You-Know-Who.
LEE JORDAN
Who knows? If he lived up to his word, assistant D.A. Longbottom might become Minister Longbottom someday. At the scene of the crime, everybody wants a little piece of Hermione Krum. The jar of Sleekeazy's Hair Potion would send her husband back 20 Galleons! Maybe this pretty little lady would get some of that famous Hermione style. It seems everybody these days is looking for Hermione Krum.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
MAMA MCGONAGALL
Send the flowers to the yard and you make sure they send them. So, kiddo, you have any thought what you want to do after Harry get you off?
HERMIONE:
Yeah, I think I'd like to go on stage.
MAMA MCGONAGALL
I figure it as much. I already called the Morris office.
HERMIONE:
Really? How much is that going to cost me?
MAMA MCGONAGALL
It's a fair deal. 10% of all your takings.
HERMIONE:
Yeah, we'll see, Mama. Besides, I don't even have an act yet.
MAMA MCGONAGALL
Killing Ron Weasley was your act. That's solo steps in the audience. That song
is my favourite.
HERMIONE:
It's a freak act. Besides, I'm better than that.
MAMA MCGONAGALL
Of course you are. I mean, you can be as big as Cho Chang.
HERMIONE:
You really think so?
MAMA MCGONAGALL
Maybe Canton and Joseph combined.
_____________________________________________________________
HERMIONE:
You know, I always wanted to have my name on the papers. Before I met Viktor, I used to date this wealthy dude, ugly Professor. He used to take me out and show me off. Ugly guys like to do that. Once it said in the paper, "Potions Professorseen at The Three Broomsticks with cute brunette. That was me. You know all my life, I wanted to have my own act. But, no... Always no, they always turned me down. One big world-full of no. And then Viktor came along. Save sweet Viktor. Who never says no. I've never done this before. But you know, it's such a special night. And you are such a great audience! And I really feel like I can talk to you, you know? So forget what you read in the papers. And forget what you heard on the WWN. Because...because l'm going to tell you the truth. Not that the truth really matters. But I'm going to tell you anyway. In the bed apartment, Viktor was... zero. I mean, when he made love to me,it goes like... was he playing Quidditch or something. I love you, honey, I love ya... Anyway, I start to fool around. And I start screwing around.Which is fooling around without dinner. Then I met Ron Weasley. He said he could get me into a bought film. But that didn't quite work out like I planned.
I guess it didn't really work out to Ron either. So I gave up the whole idea. lf you can't figure out for all of these, opportunities just pass you by. But...And now, with all these publicity, I got me a world full of yes!
The name on everybody's lips
Is going to be
Her-my-knee
The lady rakin' in the chips
Is going to be
Her-my-knee
I'm going to be a celebrity
That means somebody everyone knows
They're going to recognize my eyes
My hair, my teeth, my boobs, my nose
From just some Quidditch player's wife
I'm going to be
Her-my-knee
Who says that murders not an art?
And who in case she doesn't hang
can say she started with a bang?
Her-my-knee Krum!
Boys
HERMIONE & COMPANY:
They're going to wait outside in line
To get to see
Her-my-knee
Think of those autographs I'll sign
Good luck to you,
Her-my-knee
And I'll appear in Lavaliere
That goes all the way down to my waist
Here a ring, there a ring
Everywhere a ring a ling
But always in the best of taste
HERMION IN RECITIVE WHISPER:
Oooh I'm a star.
And the audience loves me.
And I love the audience and they love me
for loving them. And I love them for loving me.
And we love each other.
That's because none of us got any love in our childhood.
And that's show biz,
Kid.
HERMIONE & COMPANY:
She's giving up here humdrum life
I'm going to be
Her-my-knee.
She made a scandal and a start.
And Cho Chang will shit, I know
To see her name get billed below
Her-my-knee Krum!
Her-my-knee
Her-my-knee
Her-my-knee
Her-my-knee
Her-my-knee
Her-my-knee
Her-my-knee