Pietro's Reasons why Rogue can't date Remy.

Howdy! This story is similar to my HP version~ Harry's reasons why Hermione Cant Date Krum/// hope you like it! ( As always, flames welcomed, but please write more than the basic "You Suck!" at least make insults original! ;) ~Nymbis~

The final bell of school ran and Rogue happily walked to her locker, thankful that it was the last class of the day.

However, her mood sunk considerably when she saw who was at her locker.

"Not you again," She groaned.

It was Quicksilver. And he looked stubborn, "Why are you going out with that loser Acolyte?"

"Why not?" she asked.

"Well, He'sOneOfMagneto'sStupidCronies!" he said.

Rogue snorted and gave a cough that sounded suspiciously like "Son."

"Ok, HisAccent'sReallyAnnoying!"

"At least he breathes between sentences."

"HeSmokes!"

"You've stolen."

"Well, he'sAnEgotisticalJerk!"

"At least he's not a competitive-crazed psycho!"

"I'mNotCompetitive!"

"Are too."

"AreNot!"

"Are too."

"Nu-uh."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

Rogue groaned, "Whatever."

"Hah! Iwin!"

"Yeah, really not competitive," Groaned Rogue.

"Well, he's a silver-tongued charmer!"

"Compared to a silver-haired speedster?"

"YouDontKnowAnythingAboutHim!"

"At least I know his sister doesn't want to kill him, his father's a future world dictator, and that he doesn't listen to Cher."

"HowDoYouKnowThat?!"

"Oh please, when I lived at the brotherhood every morning I had to listen to "I Got You Babe" being sung by you in the shower!"

his face began to turn red, "That'sNotTheIssue! What'sHeGotThatIDont?"

"A decent haircut." Rogue replied, turning and heading home to the mansion, and Remy.

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I know, I know.not that great, but I couldn't find that much to insult Pietro about. it was easier to do that for Harry..