(The Halloween theme song plays in the background. John rips off HIS mask to reveal the face of.... --Music stops!)
JOHN: Nick Castle???? But why? Why did you come here and murder everybody?
NICK: (Pissed) I'm just here to audition for HalloweeN 6. I am also pissed that I only got to play Michael in the original HalloweeN. Did I ever come back? Noooooo! You got Dick Warlock for HalloweeN 2....Michael wasn't even in HalloweeN 3.....George Wilbur played Muchael in HalloweeN 4.....and some other guy played Michael in HalloweeN 5........But I wasn't the one killing everybody around here........
(Cue scary music.)
JOHN: (As someone or something opens the closet door behind John) Then....who......was......?
(That someone or something turns out to be HIM.)
NICK: Uhhhh...........John, .....l-loook b-behind you........
(HE creeps up on John as John slowly looks behind his back. The Halloween theme song plays again. John screams and HE takes out his knife and stabs John six times, but with no success.)
JOHN: But Michael.....I created YOU.........I know every single thing about YOU.......Except for why you had to come here, instead of seeing one of your relatives.
NICK: Uhhh......Don't you remember, John? This is the Myers House you're filming this Rugrats thing at.
JOHN: I thought it looked familiar.....
(The lifeless bodies of everybody else in the studio [including the actors who play the parents] drop from the ceiling. John and Nick are scared shitless.)
JOHN: Wait a minute.......I forgot to lock Angelica up in that theater with the other babies.........
(Angelica's dead body falls right on top of Nick.)
JOHN: She's....dead....YOU bastard!!
(John runs away to the movie theater where he had locked Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, and Lil at, unlocks the door, and runs in.)
MOVIE THEATER: The Halloween theme is still playing.
JOHN: Babies!!....HE is coming here!....I want you babies to hide behind these seats, FAST!!
(The Rugrats rund and hide, as does John. HE walks into the theater, but there is a circle of rune stones surrounding the place.)
DISEMBODIED VOICE: (VO) Kill for them, Michael! Kill for them!
VOICE: There he is!!!--(the voice belongs to Dr. Loomis who rushes into the theater) GET HIM!!!!
(Dr. Loomis and another S.W.A.T. team shoot Michael unconscious. Music stops.)
DR. LOOMIS: Rune stones.......They cancelled out HIS evil........(Sarcastic) Now what does "Lord Samhain" have to say about this?.........
TOMMY: Is HE.......?
DR. LOOMIS: No......HE will wake up again......eventually.
(Loomis, the S.W.A.T. team, and Sheriff Brackett take HIM to a maximum security facility, where it will take years for him to break out...... End of Documentary. Fade out.)
JOHN: Nick Castle???? But why? Why did you come here and murder everybody?
NICK: (Pissed) I'm just here to audition for HalloweeN 6. I am also pissed that I only got to play Michael in the original HalloweeN. Did I ever come back? Noooooo! You got Dick Warlock for HalloweeN 2....Michael wasn't even in HalloweeN 3.....George Wilbur played Muchael in HalloweeN 4.....and some other guy played Michael in HalloweeN 5........But I wasn't the one killing everybody around here........
(Cue scary music.)
JOHN: (As someone or something opens the closet door behind John) Then....who......was......?
(That someone or something turns out to be HIM.)
NICK: Uhhhh...........John, .....l-loook b-behind you........
(HE creeps up on John as John slowly looks behind his back. The Halloween theme song plays again. John screams and HE takes out his knife and stabs John six times, but with no success.)
JOHN: But Michael.....I created YOU.........I know every single thing about YOU.......Except for why you had to come here, instead of seeing one of your relatives.
NICK: Uhhh......Don't you remember, John? This is the Myers House you're filming this Rugrats thing at.
JOHN: I thought it looked familiar.....
(The lifeless bodies of everybody else in the studio [including the actors who play the parents] drop from the ceiling. John and Nick are scared shitless.)
JOHN: Wait a minute.......I forgot to lock Angelica up in that theater with the other babies.........
(Angelica's dead body falls right on top of Nick.)
JOHN: She's....dead....YOU bastard!!
(John runs away to the movie theater where he had locked Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, and Lil at, unlocks the door, and runs in.)
MOVIE THEATER: The Halloween theme is still playing.
JOHN: Babies!!....HE is coming here!....I want you babies to hide behind these seats, FAST!!
(The Rugrats rund and hide, as does John. HE walks into the theater, but there is a circle of rune stones surrounding the place.)
DISEMBODIED VOICE: (VO) Kill for them, Michael! Kill for them!
VOICE: There he is!!!--(the voice belongs to Dr. Loomis who rushes into the theater) GET HIM!!!!
(Dr. Loomis and another S.W.A.T. team shoot Michael unconscious. Music stops.)
DR. LOOMIS: Rune stones.......They cancelled out HIS evil........(Sarcastic) Now what does "Lord Samhain" have to say about this?.........
TOMMY: Is HE.......?
DR. LOOMIS: No......HE will wake up again......eventually.
(Loomis, the S.W.A.T. team, and Sheriff Brackett take HIM to a maximum security facility, where it will take years for him to break out...... End of Documentary. Fade out.)