Moonlight: Well, Disclaimer guy never came back, so, I'm gonna have to do this myself. ;_; Here goes nothing--- I do not own any Yu-Gi-Oh content whatsoever, or anything trademarked, patented, copyrighted, etc., thing that may possibly appear in the following text. But mostly, I don't own Yu- Gi-Oh, and if I did, I don't think I'd be writing a fan fic on it.

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Tristan: *rubs hand sanitizer on hands* Hey guys! Guess what? *washes hands* The doctor says I have OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder). *washes hands* I don't think I do though. *washes hands* I wonder what *washes hands* makes him think *washes hands* I have *washes hands* it. *washes hands* *washes hands* *washes hands* Though, I did used to have to carry a portable sink with me...

Yugi: Uh, okay...

Joey: Hey, Tristan! Look! We're gonna bash Tea!

Tristan: Really? *washes hands* Why?

Joey: She gave us Friendship Crayons.

Tristan: Oh, I got those! *washes hands* I gave them to my dog though.

Joey: Lucky, you HAVE a dog to give them to.

Tristan: ...*washes hands*

Seto: YUGI!!!!!! WHERE'S THAT TEA GIRL???

Yugi: Wow! Seto! You've come to help bash Tea!

Seto: *blink* Uh.yeah.

Bakura: We've come too.

Marik: Yup... *looks at Yami*

Yami: Uhhh--- You okay, Marik?

Marik: *glare at Yami* Gimme puzzle...

Yami: No.

Marik: Okay... ;_;

Seto: So, where is she?

Bakura: Yeah!

Joey: We dunno. We thought maybe you---

Narrator: I see all!! Bwahaha!! I also see a strange looking Duel Monster walking around by the Game Shop.

Joey: I'll get you... you nasty little...

Seto: Ahh!!!! THE VOICE!

Narrator: That's right. I'm my own disembodied voice!

Bakura: *shudder*

Marik: This is so pointless is slightly funny...

Narrator: QUIET YOU! *stabs with a spoon fork*

Marik: NOOO! *rubs stabbed spot*

Tristan: *washes hands* That voice is creepy.

Joey: When I get my hands on you---

Yami: You're gonna strangle him and the like. We know, we've heard. Now, let's go find that Duel Monster!!

Yugi: Yah.

Tristan: *washes hands*

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Moonlight: Short chapter, I know. But I'm pushed for time. ._." Chapter 9 definitely coming in the next 30 years. Promise.