Chaos Reigns Supreme... Chap. #2
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I only got 2 reviews! And one doesn't count even!!! Poo... Anyways, Here are the pitifull reviews.
My friend HHA sent some stupid thing I ignored. I won't bother to write it here.
BUT, The nicest reviewer so far, the ONLY reviewer so far, wrote this:
"...interesting..."
By: Demon Ashika
My message to Demon Ashika, THANK YOU!!! I'll make sure to check out your InuYasha stories and write lovely reviews with lots of fluff in them. EVEN THOUGH I'm not on your Fav Authors list OR Fav Stories, you were kind to review and I very much appreciate it. And it definately IS interesting. Very fitting. :-) I'm a suck ^...
To everybody else, REVIEW!!!
Hiei: And send food.
Kurama: I'm starving...
HHA: HEY! WHY DON'T YA WRITE A MESSAGE TO ME!?
Hi: Because I'm lazy.
Hiei: Got that right.
Kurama: Can you PLEASE feed us?
Hi: Umm... Like what? Do you want... THIS!? *Flashes a Double Cheese Burger Meal*
Kurama: YES! That's it! I want that! Please?
Hi: Umm... No. :-)
Hiei & Kurama: XP
HHA: HA HA HA!!!
Hi: Maybe, later. Right now I'm concidering getting another muse. MAYBE YOU CAN MEET JOY!
Hiei: Unless you can super size her, I'll pass.
Now, on with the chappy!!!
HHA: Ya know they have something for that.
Hi: XP *Bonks HHA over the head with strategicly placed frying pan*
Chaos Reigns Supreme...
Chapter #2
"Alright, it's not the end of the world. Sure, Hiei's a wimp and Kurama's a woman, but it can't get much worse." Tatari said calmly as she breathed in deep. Just then, Kurama figured out why Yusuke was crying and proceeded to change his diaper. "It just got worse." Amai said looking pale and decided to go vomit over the edge of the window sill. "Oh, that's sick. Amai, go get the book. We've got to figure out what went wrong." Tatari said. "Hey, vomiting here!" Amai manadged to choke out before continuing with said vomiting. "FINE! I'll just go hike across the property and get SPOTTED by the worlds most powerfull fighters and beaten to a bloody pulp!!! GET YOUR A** OVER THERE BEFORE I GET REALLY HUFFY!" Tatari yelled a bit to loudly. "FINE! Just stop yelling! They'll here you!" Amai whispered and wiped her mouth.
She got the book and Tatari opened it to the spell. "Alright, did you fill the cauldron half way with acetimenophene?" Amai asked. "Yup." "Three drops dragon blood?" "Check." "Four Lilly of the Valley flower petals?" "Uhhh... Umm... But, it said two newts eyes!" Tatari protested. "NEWTS EYES!? But they cause bad things. YOU DON'T ADD NEWT'S EYES TO LOVE POTIONS, YOU ADD FLOWERS. FLOWERS!!!" Amai yelled. "Shh! I'm sorry... Uh... It was an accident?" She said nervously.
Amai bonked Tatari upside the head with the rather HEAVY book before continueing to read. "Ok, I know what you did wrong. You started with the love potion but somehow swapped over to the CHAOS potion next to it. So, since there is no potion like that, we're screwed. We'll have to reverse them one by one. DANG IT!" Amai yelled.
"I say we do Keiko first. The iguana look is NOT in. Now or ever." Tatari said. "Ok. Anyways, if I see her eat one more fly I'll barf AGAIN." The little fairy sat on the windowsill with the book and flipped through the pages. "Umm... Ok. Here it is. '...and one method of reversing a spell in which one has been turned into an animal by majic is to...' EWW!!! You've got to cut out her tounge!!!" Amai said and promptly vomited. Tatari took the book from her before she could get anything on it. She scanned the page and smiled.
"That's ONE method! Listen to this, '...however it is not the most conventional method and was banned by Merlin in the year 925 in the month of May when Aurthur's Aunt cut out her son's tounge, claiming that a demon put a spell on to her son to turn him into a wild animal. The son was soon put on a mideval form of ridelin and there have been no reports of such a situation since.
The practical method is to hit the victom over the head with an oar and spank them 4 times before licking their ear and vomiting. Other methods are put into practice but this is the quickest, most effective method and most widely used. It was named 'The Hillary Method' after a former president was impeached for using it on a woman who was not affected by majic in the least and obviously not an animal. His only comments were that, 'it was funner then a roller coaster ride at the fair' and 'I'll remember to recommend it to all my friends at the next election party.' Local Witch Jutsuko Matashi said, 'If I'd been able to, I would have banned it like Merlin did to more improper spells! Right now, I'm working on a little spell for Mr. Clinton, I hope it's a barrel of laughs for him! Durty old man... Trust me, he won't be a 'man' for to much longer...' Her opinion of Mr. Clinton...' Yada yada yada... Anyways, it's a solution!" Tatari proclaimed.
"How do we get her?" Amai asked. "Umm... I know! Fly around and lure her this way. You look like a really big fly to me so maybe it's universal!" Tatari laughed and ducked a punch. "You SO owe me." She said and flew over to Keiko the iguana unnoticed. Keiko flicked out her tounge but only succeeded in slobbering on Amai's shoe. "Eww! I...hate...iguanas'. Very much. Here ya big scaly thing. Come on Keiko... Come to Momma..." Amai whispered, just out of lick distance. Keiko hissed and crawled twards the big 'fly' thing. Actually it was about 15 times the size of a fly. But Keiko the iguana was obviously stupid.
They lured her far enough away and succeded in snatching her out the window. "Ah! Bad iguana!" Amai cried as it tried to chew her leg. She beat it off with a slimy shoe and went to steal Botan's oar.
Meanwhile, inside, quite a bit had happened. "Ok, eww." Botan in Kuwabara's body said as she saw Kurama change Yusuke's diaper. For some strange reason, Kurama manadged to pull a large purse out of his hair and from it, extract a diaper, portable changing table, and baby powder.
(Read Purple High. And K-mart from H***. NOT NOW! But later on, you've got to read it. *This is Subliminal Messaging: Read Purple High and K-mart from H***. And sent me money. Small bills. Small, unmarked bills...* O_o Ok. Didn't expect that. NOT my idea. Hey aren't you off that 7Up commertial? *No.* LIAR! LEAVE MY LAND OF MAJIC STORY FUN! And send ME money, not him... =D Just kiddin'...maybe...)
ANYWAYS, we don't know how, but he did. Botan turned away to find Kuwabara playing with his bra. Correction. HER bra. It WAS her body still, even if she wasn't in it. She took out her oar and bonked him over the head with it. "STOP THAT!" "Uhh... Sorry, but it kinda... Yeah..." Kuwabara said stupidly as he couldn't think of a reasonable excuse. Botan franticly searched for a brown paper bag and luckily found one. She shoved it over her head and promptly ran into a cabinet.
Kurama put his changing table and baby powder up and dug around for something else. This is what he pulled out in persute.
A pair of socks.
Perfume
Lipgloss
Dog food
Instant Ramen
A stapeler
A pair of pantys with Justin Timberlake's face on the crotch (As seen on the MTV music awards.)
3 Romance novels
A physics book
Taco soup
A computer keyboard
The rest of the computer
Pasta
A lamp
A portable button maker
A sewing machine
9 Clean pairs of boxers
Pink pantys
3 Dirty pairs of boxers
A toothbrush
A notebook
And, last but not least, a bra.
Finally he manadged to extract a baby bottle full of formula. He put everything except for the bra back. That, he went in the bathroom and put on himself. Excuse me. HERself. We must not forget that HE is now a SHE. So, she came out and fed the bottle to Yusuke before stuffing the bottomless purse back into his... excuse me... HER hair.
(Ok, may I, the author, make something clear? No? Well too bad, I will anyways. And you can't stop me, nah nah nah nah naaah nah! NO! DON'T LEAVE!!! Anyways, I am a girl. DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME! I KNOW I'M A GIRL! Now, as I was saying. We, as girls, and don't stop reading if you're a boy because this is a piece of insite you will need to know if you wish to survive, have large purses. On the outside they could be an inch long, but we, never-the-less can manadge to fit a cosmetic bag, gum, keys, money, change, pads, and whatever the h-e-double-hockeysticks else we need or want or would just like to have on hand in them. Eg: Bricks, pets, siblings, dog houses, laptops, lunch, traffic signs, mace, the content's of a cement truck ,tylenol, katanas, etc... The list goes on. We have actually manadged to collect a few even more unusual things in our purse. They swallow things whole. That's it. They are never ending pits into the land of women and men shall never see inside. At least not without killing us and tearing our beloved purses from our cold dead fingers. Who among us even actually cleans them out more then once a month...school year...millenia...etc... Anyways, the point is, a purse, if held properly by a certified woman, can hold pretty much anything smaller then a voltzwagon. Thank you for listening to my little explanation. Good night.)
Botan, if she could see, probably would have made a comment, but as she had just run into Evil Hiei and was now dodging a slashing katana, she was a bit procupied. Shizuru was fanning herself in a corner... untill she fainted when she saw the katana and fell on her face as all good women were supposed to. Good Hiei, being an utter gentleman, soon ran over and tried desperately to wake her. It didn't work as fast as he would have liked for, as Botan dodged, Good Hiei caught sight of Bad Hiei's katana.
He then passed out quite suddenly. So the two WOMEN were both passed out on the floor in a corner as Yukina decided that she wanted company. "K-Kazuma!? Is that you? I-I can't see ya boy, come stand were I can get a look at you." She said in a husky old voice. "Yes my not-so-beautifull-at-the-moment-darling? What is it?" Kuwabara ran over and proclaimed. "WHAT!? WHAT DO YOU WANT!? GO AWAY, WIPPERSNAPPER!" She yelled as if she couldn't hear herself. She then spanked him on the butt for bothering her and started to stand up. Kurama noticed, extracted his purse, and pulled out a long wooden cane. "WHY THANK YOU YOUNG MAN!" Yukina said. She then proceded to beat Kuwabara away because he wasn't leaving fast enough for her tastes.
"Come on ya stupid iguana! Just TRY to bite me now!" Amai cried as she held the oar up like a baseball bat. "Be gentle with her." Tatari said laughing. "Not a chance!"
HI!!! Sorry to cut off but... I g-2-g. I'll update A.S.A.P. and make sure to include LOTS of Keiko spankage! =D
Hiei: Please, no.
Kurama: I really don't get that bit of information about me having a bottomless purse.
Hiei: Was it actually nessicary?
Hi: No, not really. But, I figured you guys should know. Seeing as you're all totally blind. Except for you Hiei, you have 20/20/20. =D
HHA: Uhh... I can't think of anything to say.
Hi: I bet no one's reading this. They wouldn't care if we were playing strip poker.
HHA: CAN WE!?
~20 Minutes later~
Hi: Come on Hiei, fork it up.
Hiei: Grr... *Hands Hi his shirt*
HHA: Woohoo!!!
Hi: *Looks down at pile of male clothing.*
HHA: What'd we win?
Hi: Well, I got Kurama's socks, and Hiei's jacket, shirt, shoes, socks, and... headband. How about you?
HHA: I got... Umm... Kurama's shirt, undershirt, shoes, socks... that's it. Oh, and Hiei's katana.
Hi: Trade you Kurama's socks for Hiei's Katana.
HHA: Umm... Deal! =D
Hi: Woohoo, party!
R/R Or I'll add Kuwabara to strip poker and burn your eyes out of their sockets.
Luv, Hi Akurei
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I only got 2 reviews! And one doesn't count even!!! Poo... Anyways, Here are the pitifull reviews.
My friend HHA sent some stupid thing I ignored. I won't bother to write it here.
BUT, The nicest reviewer so far, the ONLY reviewer so far, wrote this:
"...interesting..."
By: Demon Ashika
My message to Demon Ashika, THANK YOU!!! I'll make sure to check out your InuYasha stories and write lovely reviews with lots of fluff in them. EVEN THOUGH I'm not on your Fav Authors list OR Fav Stories, you were kind to review and I very much appreciate it. And it definately IS interesting. Very fitting. :-) I'm a suck ^...
To everybody else, REVIEW!!!
Hiei: And send food.
Kurama: I'm starving...
HHA: HEY! WHY DON'T YA WRITE A MESSAGE TO ME!?
Hi: Because I'm lazy.
Hiei: Got that right.
Kurama: Can you PLEASE feed us?
Hi: Umm... Like what? Do you want... THIS!? *Flashes a Double Cheese Burger Meal*
Kurama: YES! That's it! I want that! Please?
Hi: Umm... No. :-)
Hiei & Kurama: XP
HHA: HA HA HA!!!
Hi: Maybe, later. Right now I'm concidering getting another muse. MAYBE YOU CAN MEET JOY!
Hiei: Unless you can super size her, I'll pass.
Now, on with the chappy!!!
HHA: Ya know they have something for that.
Hi: XP *Bonks HHA over the head with strategicly placed frying pan*
Chaos Reigns Supreme...
Chapter #2
"Alright, it's not the end of the world. Sure, Hiei's a wimp and Kurama's a woman, but it can't get much worse." Tatari said calmly as she breathed in deep. Just then, Kurama figured out why Yusuke was crying and proceeded to change his diaper. "It just got worse." Amai said looking pale and decided to go vomit over the edge of the window sill. "Oh, that's sick. Amai, go get the book. We've got to figure out what went wrong." Tatari said. "Hey, vomiting here!" Amai manadged to choke out before continuing with said vomiting. "FINE! I'll just go hike across the property and get SPOTTED by the worlds most powerfull fighters and beaten to a bloody pulp!!! GET YOUR A** OVER THERE BEFORE I GET REALLY HUFFY!" Tatari yelled a bit to loudly. "FINE! Just stop yelling! They'll here you!" Amai whispered and wiped her mouth.
She got the book and Tatari opened it to the spell. "Alright, did you fill the cauldron half way with acetimenophene?" Amai asked. "Yup." "Three drops dragon blood?" "Check." "Four Lilly of the Valley flower petals?" "Uhhh... Umm... But, it said two newts eyes!" Tatari protested. "NEWTS EYES!? But they cause bad things. YOU DON'T ADD NEWT'S EYES TO LOVE POTIONS, YOU ADD FLOWERS. FLOWERS!!!" Amai yelled. "Shh! I'm sorry... Uh... It was an accident?" She said nervously.
Amai bonked Tatari upside the head with the rather HEAVY book before continueing to read. "Ok, I know what you did wrong. You started with the love potion but somehow swapped over to the CHAOS potion next to it. So, since there is no potion like that, we're screwed. We'll have to reverse them one by one. DANG IT!" Amai yelled.
"I say we do Keiko first. The iguana look is NOT in. Now or ever." Tatari said. "Ok. Anyways, if I see her eat one more fly I'll barf AGAIN." The little fairy sat on the windowsill with the book and flipped through the pages. "Umm... Ok. Here it is. '...and one method of reversing a spell in which one has been turned into an animal by majic is to...' EWW!!! You've got to cut out her tounge!!!" Amai said and promptly vomited. Tatari took the book from her before she could get anything on it. She scanned the page and smiled.
"That's ONE method! Listen to this, '...however it is not the most conventional method and was banned by Merlin in the year 925 in the month of May when Aurthur's Aunt cut out her son's tounge, claiming that a demon put a spell on to her son to turn him into a wild animal. The son was soon put on a mideval form of ridelin and there have been no reports of such a situation since.
The practical method is to hit the victom over the head with an oar and spank them 4 times before licking their ear and vomiting. Other methods are put into practice but this is the quickest, most effective method and most widely used. It was named 'The Hillary Method' after a former president was impeached for using it on a woman who was not affected by majic in the least and obviously not an animal. His only comments were that, 'it was funner then a roller coaster ride at the fair' and 'I'll remember to recommend it to all my friends at the next election party.' Local Witch Jutsuko Matashi said, 'If I'd been able to, I would have banned it like Merlin did to more improper spells! Right now, I'm working on a little spell for Mr. Clinton, I hope it's a barrel of laughs for him! Durty old man... Trust me, he won't be a 'man' for to much longer...' Her opinion of Mr. Clinton...' Yada yada yada... Anyways, it's a solution!" Tatari proclaimed.
"How do we get her?" Amai asked. "Umm... I know! Fly around and lure her this way. You look like a really big fly to me so maybe it's universal!" Tatari laughed and ducked a punch. "You SO owe me." She said and flew over to Keiko the iguana unnoticed. Keiko flicked out her tounge but only succeeded in slobbering on Amai's shoe. "Eww! I...hate...iguanas'. Very much. Here ya big scaly thing. Come on Keiko... Come to Momma..." Amai whispered, just out of lick distance. Keiko hissed and crawled twards the big 'fly' thing. Actually it was about 15 times the size of a fly. But Keiko the iguana was obviously stupid.
They lured her far enough away and succeded in snatching her out the window. "Ah! Bad iguana!" Amai cried as it tried to chew her leg. She beat it off with a slimy shoe and went to steal Botan's oar.
Meanwhile, inside, quite a bit had happened. "Ok, eww." Botan in Kuwabara's body said as she saw Kurama change Yusuke's diaper. For some strange reason, Kurama manadged to pull a large purse out of his hair and from it, extract a diaper, portable changing table, and baby powder.
(Read Purple High. And K-mart from H***. NOT NOW! But later on, you've got to read it. *This is Subliminal Messaging: Read Purple High and K-mart from H***. And sent me money. Small bills. Small, unmarked bills...* O_o Ok. Didn't expect that. NOT my idea. Hey aren't you off that 7Up commertial? *No.* LIAR! LEAVE MY LAND OF MAJIC STORY FUN! And send ME money, not him... =D Just kiddin'...maybe...)
ANYWAYS, we don't know how, but he did. Botan turned away to find Kuwabara playing with his bra. Correction. HER bra. It WAS her body still, even if she wasn't in it. She took out her oar and bonked him over the head with it. "STOP THAT!" "Uhh... Sorry, but it kinda... Yeah..." Kuwabara said stupidly as he couldn't think of a reasonable excuse. Botan franticly searched for a brown paper bag and luckily found one. She shoved it over her head and promptly ran into a cabinet.
Kurama put his changing table and baby powder up and dug around for something else. This is what he pulled out in persute.
A pair of socks.
Perfume
Lipgloss
Dog food
Instant Ramen
A stapeler
A pair of pantys with Justin Timberlake's face on the crotch (As seen on the MTV music awards.)
3 Romance novels
A physics book
Taco soup
A computer keyboard
The rest of the computer
Pasta
A lamp
A portable button maker
A sewing machine
9 Clean pairs of boxers
Pink pantys
3 Dirty pairs of boxers
A toothbrush
A notebook
And, last but not least, a bra.
Finally he manadged to extract a baby bottle full of formula. He put everything except for the bra back. That, he went in the bathroom and put on himself. Excuse me. HERself. We must not forget that HE is now a SHE. So, she came out and fed the bottle to Yusuke before stuffing the bottomless purse back into his... excuse me... HER hair.
(Ok, may I, the author, make something clear? No? Well too bad, I will anyways. And you can't stop me, nah nah nah nah naaah nah! NO! DON'T LEAVE!!! Anyways, I am a girl. DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME! I KNOW I'M A GIRL! Now, as I was saying. We, as girls, and don't stop reading if you're a boy because this is a piece of insite you will need to know if you wish to survive, have large purses. On the outside they could be an inch long, but we, never-the-less can manadge to fit a cosmetic bag, gum, keys, money, change, pads, and whatever the h-e-double-hockeysticks else we need or want or would just like to have on hand in them. Eg: Bricks, pets, siblings, dog houses, laptops, lunch, traffic signs, mace, the content's of a cement truck ,tylenol, katanas, etc... The list goes on. We have actually manadged to collect a few even more unusual things in our purse. They swallow things whole. That's it. They are never ending pits into the land of women and men shall never see inside. At least not without killing us and tearing our beloved purses from our cold dead fingers. Who among us even actually cleans them out more then once a month...school year...millenia...etc... Anyways, the point is, a purse, if held properly by a certified woman, can hold pretty much anything smaller then a voltzwagon. Thank you for listening to my little explanation. Good night.)
Botan, if she could see, probably would have made a comment, but as she had just run into Evil Hiei and was now dodging a slashing katana, she was a bit procupied. Shizuru was fanning herself in a corner... untill she fainted when she saw the katana and fell on her face as all good women were supposed to. Good Hiei, being an utter gentleman, soon ran over and tried desperately to wake her. It didn't work as fast as he would have liked for, as Botan dodged, Good Hiei caught sight of Bad Hiei's katana.
He then passed out quite suddenly. So the two WOMEN were both passed out on the floor in a corner as Yukina decided that she wanted company. "K-Kazuma!? Is that you? I-I can't see ya boy, come stand were I can get a look at you." She said in a husky old voice. "Yes my not-so-beautifull-at-the-moment-darling? What is it?" Kuwabara ran over and proclaimed. "WHAT!? WHAT DO YOU WANT!? GO AWAY, WIPPERSNAPPER!" She yelled as if she couldn't hear herself. She then spanked him on the butt for bothering her and started to stand up. Kurama noticed, extracted his purse, and pulled out a long wooden cane. "WHY THANK YOU YOUNG MAN!" Yukina said. She then proceded to beat Kuwabara away because he wasn't leaving fast enough for her tastes.
"Come on ya stupid iguana! Just TRY to bite me now!" Amai cried as she held the oar up like a baseball bat. "Be gentle with her." Tatari said laughing. "Not a chance!"
HI!!! Sorry to cut off but... I g-2-g. I'll update A.S.A.P. and make sure to include LOTS of Keiko spankage! =D
Hiei: Please, no.
Kurama: I really don't get that bit of information about me having a bottomless purse.
Hiei: Was it actually nessicary?
Hi: No, not really. But, I figured you guys should know. Seeing as you're all totally blind. Except for you Hiei, you have 20/20/20. =D
HHA: Uhh... I can't think of anything to say.
Hi: I bet no one's reading this. They wouldn't care if we were playing strip poker.
HHA: CAN WE!?
~20 Minutes later~
Hi: Come on Hiei, fork it up.
Hiei: Grr... *Hands Hi his shirt*
HHA: Woohoo!!!
Hi: *Looks down at pile of male clothing.*
HHA: What'd we win?
Hi: Well, I got Kurama's socks, and Hiei's jacket, shirt, shoes, socks, and... headband. How about you?
HHA: I got... Umm... Kurama's shirt, undershirt, shoes, socks... that's it. Oh, and Hiei's katana.
Hi: Trade you Kurama's socks for Hiei's Katana.
HHA: Umm... Deal! =D
Hi: Woohoo, party!
R/R Or I'll add Kuwabara to strip poker and burn your eyes out of their sockets.
Luv, Hi Akurei