Author's note: ok this is my first fanfic so that may be why it's gonna
suck horribly, I'm just not as good as my friend, which you people may
already know to the tell you the truth I don't even know what I'm doing
yet . . . . -.-¿ { this is hopeless} - a few dayz later- ok I finally got
my topic and I would like to give credit to my friend Jacquie for giving me
this idea so here you go folks it will be a Vampire Princess Miyu Parody. .
even though it's gonna suck. . hope you enjoy. . be sure to review to tell
me what you think of it!!
-When things are in double colons (::______::) it's an action
-When things are in these weird thingys({______}) it's a thought
-----------------------------------------------------Episode One------------ -----------------------------------------------
Narrator: so one random dark night the group of people that are about to encounter their new enemy meet chasing after the enemy
Toki: we have to kill the enemy!!
Miyu: ::chasing after the enemy's head boss that no one knows who it is yet::
Narrator: suddenly a random bunch of evil monkeys jump out and grab the guardian
Miyu: {damn} ::yelling to the head one:: I'll get you evil Shinma!
Vash: but don't kill him!!
Miyu: ::lights herself on fire along with the monkeys clinging to her::
Toki: oohh that must hurt
Miyu: ::then appears behind the "followers":: what do you people want?
*note this is the first time they all meet*
Toki: ::attacking a giant evil monkey::
Vash: ::is shooting a giant evil monkey; but not killing it::. . . . . don't kill them it's wrong
Toki: shut up Vash:: kills a giant evil monkey::
Miyu: besides. . . there's nothing you can do for them;flame ::a little fire appears in her hand:: they can not be turned back in to normal . . . . ::thinks for a moment:: well normal monkeys again
Vash: I don't care. . . you know it's against my code to kill anything
Toki: well break your code or they'll get you!!!
Miyu: if they aren't killed now they will keep attacking innocent humans and I won't let that happen and if you really don't want to kill them, then you don't have to kill anything ::throws her flame towards the giant monkeys and is able to defeat a couple of them by burning them to death:: if you really don't want to break your code then I suggest for you to stay out of my way. . . I can take care of this
Kenshin: hiten mitzerugi style shiden blade
Toki: yay!! We have Kenshin on our side!
Miyu: you people don't listen do you?
Toki: the only thing is Kenshin and Vash won't kill . . . .want me to use my mind powers to make them??
Miyu: ::sighs:: { it's hopeless to try to talk to these people} I suppose you people won't listen to me will you??
Toki: what?? I'm listening
Miyu: you should stay out of my way. . . this is my destiny. . .I am the guardian
Toki: yeah yeah don't care
Miyu: stupid people. . . . you'll never understand
Toki: Let's get legatto. . . no you're the dumb one. . . hey what is your destiny anywayz?
Miyu: being the guardian and sending stray Shinma back to the darkness
Toki: ::making Kenshin and Vash kill the evil giant monkeys with her mind powers::
Miyu: ::sighs again::
Toki: my destiny is to have an evil twin clone of me!
Narrator: eventually all the giant evil monkeys are defeated and jus the fighters are left standing
(Linkin Park- Singing Faint)
Toki: be right back I have to save Linkin Park. . .
Narrator: a few minutes later
Toki: ok, I used my powers to move them to a safe place
Miyu: so what do you people want? or are you just gonna stay silent and wait for an oncoming death?
Bad guys: we're on strike! We want more money!
Miyu: one. I was not talking to you guys two. All of you are already suppose to be dead and three. . I would like you to meet my friend. . his name is Mr. Flame ::throws fire at them and burns them to a crisp::
Toki: don't you think that was kinda mean??
Miyu: it's my job as the guardian to send evil Shinma back into the darkness. . they might not be Shinma themselves but they were working with one.
-silence among the rest of the people there-
Toki: so you killed them just because of that?
Miyu:yes and besides they couldn't be turned back into normal monkeys anywayz
Toki:. . . ooookk
Vash: well you keep telling us that you are the guardian but what is your name?
Kenshin: Yes, it would be nice to know the name of our new companion, that it would
Toki: { and there he goes with the stupid talking. . that it would. . that it is blah blah blah}
Miyu: new companion?!?
Kenshin: you are going to join us in this fight aren't you??
-quick silence-
Miyu: this isn't your battle to ask people to join you in. . . this is my battle and mine only. . .this is my duty as the guardian. . and I will be just fine on my own
Vash: but not just one person can handle this whole reign of enemies without killing any of them
Miyu: ::glares at him:: don't you get what I've been saying. . once consumed by the powers of the Shinma . . no one can turn back to living a normal life. . in order for them to live normally they must be killed
-Kenshin,Vash, and Toki are a little confused-
Kenshin: so. . will you join us in the fight then?
Miyu: you people are more clueless then I thought. . I guess you can tag along in my battles then
Toki: So then. . what's your name guardian??
Miyu: what are your names?
Vash: I'm Vash
Kenshin: most people just call me Kenshin
Toki: the name's Toki. .
-another quick silence-
Toki: and you still haven't told us yours yet. . so what is it?
Miyu: ::ignoring Toki's question:: I just have one more question. . why do you want to fight?
-none of them answer-
Miyu: ::laughs a little:: just as I thought. . and my name. . . . is Miyu.
------------------------------------------------------End of Episode One---- -----------------------------------------------
Well that's all for this episode. . hope you all liked it. . please if you have time. . review it. . .hmm. . . now I must think of what will happen in the next episode. . that's if you all like my fan fiction. . but I may just continue it anywayz because it is my first fan-fiction. Well I'm signing off now. . . LATER DAYZ!!
-----------------------------------------------------Episode One------------ -----------------------------------------------
Narrator: so one random dark night the group of people that are about to encounter their new enemy meet chasing after the enemy
Toki: we have to kill the enemy!!
Miyu: ::chasing after the enemy's head boss that no one knows who it is yet::
Narrator: suddenly a random bunch of evil monkeys jump out and grab the guardian
Miyu: {damn} ::yelling to the head one:: I'll get you evil Shinma!
Vash: but don't kill him!!
Miyu: ::lights herself on fire along with the monkeys clinging to her::
Toki: oohh that must hurt
Miyu: ::then appears behind the "followers":: what do you people want?
*note this is the first time they all meet*
Toki: ::attacking a giant evil monkey::
Vash: ::is shooting a giant evil monkey; but not killing it::. . . . . don't kill them it's wrong
Toki: shut up Vash:: kills a giant evil monkey::
Miyu: besides. . . there's nothing you can do for them;flame ::a little fire appears in her hand:: they can not be turned back in to normal . . . . ::thinks for a moment:: well normal monkeys again
Vash: I don't care. . . you know it's against my code to kill anything
Toki: well break your code or they'll get you!!!
Miyu: if they aren't killed now they will keep attacking innocent humans and I won't let that happen and if you really don't want to kill them, then you don't have to kill anything ::throws her flame towards the giant monkeys and is able to defeat a couple of them by burning them to death:: if you really don't want to break your code then I suggest for you to stay out of my way. . . I can take care of this
Kenshin: hiten mitzerugi style shiden blade
Toki: yay!! We have Kenshin on our side!
Miyu: you people don't listen do you?
Toki: the only thing is Kenshin and Vash won't kill . . . .want me to use my mind powers to make them??
Miyu: ::sighs:: { it's hopeless to try to talk to these people} I suppose you people won't listen to me will you??
Toki: what?? I'm listening
Miyu: you should stay out of my way. . . this is my destiny. . .I am the guardian
Toki: yeah yeah don't care
Miyu: stupid people. . . . you'll never understand
Toki: Let's get legatto. . . no you're the dumb one. . . hey what is your destiny anywayz?
Miyu: being the guardian and sending stray Shinma back to the darkness
Toki: ::making Kenshin and Vash kill the evil giant monkeys with her mind powers::
Miyu: ::sighs again::
Toki: my destiny is to have an evil twin clone of me!
Narrator: eventually all the giant evil monkeys are defeated and jus the fighters are left standing
(Linkin Park- Singing Faint)
Toki: be right back I have to save Linkin Park. . .
Narrator: a few minutes later
Toki: ok, I used my powers to move them to a safe place
Miyu: so what do you people want? or are you just gonna stay silent and wait for an oncoming death?
Bad guys: we're on strike! We want more money!
Miyu: one. I was not talking to you guys two. All of you are already suppose to be dead and three. . I would like you to meet my friend. . his name is Mr. Flame ::throws fire at them and burns them to a crisp::
Toki: don't you think that was kinda mean??
Miyu: it's my job as the guardian to send evil Shinma back into the darkness. . they might not be Shinma themselves but they were working with one.
-silence among the rest of the people there-
Toki: so you killed them just because of that?
Miyu:yes and besides they couldn't be turned back into normal monkeys anywayz
Toki:. . . ooookk
Vash: well you keep telling us that you are the guardian but what is your name?
Kenshin: Yes, it would be nice to know the name of our new companion, that it would
Toki: { and there he goes with the stupid talking. . that it would. . that it is blah blah blah}
Miyu: new companion?!?
Kenshin: you are going to join us in this fight aren't you??
-quick silence-
Miyu: this isn't your battle to ask people to join you in. . . this is my battle and mine only. . .this is my duty as the guardian. . and I will be just fine on my own
Vash: but not just one person can handle this whole reign of enemies without killing any of them
Miyu: ::glares at him:: don't you get what I've been saying. . once consumed by the powers of the Shinma . . no one can turn back to living a normal life. . in order for them to live normally they must be killed
-Kenshin,Vash, and Toki are a little confused-
Kenshin: so. . will you join us in the fight then?
Miyu: you people are more clueless then I thought. . I guess you can tag along in my battles then
Toki: So then. . what's your name guardian??
Miyu: what are your names?
Vash: I'm Vash
Kenshin: most people just call me Kenshin
Toki: the name's Toki. .
-another quick silence-
Toki: and you still haven't told us yours yet. . so what is it?
Miyu: ::ignoring Toki's question:: I just have one more question. . why do you want to fight?
-none of them answer-
Miyu: ::laughs a little:: just as I thought. . and my name. . . . is Miyu.
------------------------------------------------------End of Episode One---- -----------------------------------------------
Well that's all for this episode. . hope you all liked it. . please if you have time. . review it. . .hmm. . . now I must think of what will happen in the next episode. . that's if you all like my fan fiction. . but I may just continue it anywayz because it is my first fan-fiction. Well I'm signing off now. . . LATER DAYZ!!