#3 THREE!!!
READ THIS THIRD!!!
NOTE: IMPORTANT!
I screwed up. I put in chp. 2 then 1 and I'm sorry. It's backwards. And this will probably be first too. Knowing my luck. I hope my chappy titles can straighten you out because I can't fix it. Thanks. Hi Akurei.
(No. I won't add Kuwabara to strip poker. It would hurt me far more then you. No offence to anyone who likes Kazuma. He's a good guy deep down. You just need a really big shovel to get that deep. He's also fun to pick on.)
It has just come to my attention that most people can't spell Poo or Puu or Pooh or Po or whatever the h*** his name is. I CAN'T EVEN SPELL IT! Anywho, I was hoping someone could email me or review the CORRECT spelling. You need to also say HOW sure you are that that's it. I will post the reviews A.S.A.P. That is to say, if I get any. I don't know if you know, but I've only got 2 reviews as of 7/30/2003 and I'm mad. And one was HHA telling me it was cute so that doesn't count. :-( It's so sad... BUT, I need to say, yet again, thank you Demon Ashika. My ONLY true reviewer... But not for long! I hope...
I do have faith though. I just remembered that people don't generally read 1 & 2 chaptered stories and never review them. So, I'm determined to make it LONGER!!! That way people will read it. I'm also workin' on 'Dreams of the Past' and 'The Wish.' I also realize that there are at LEAST 2 stories titled 'The Wish' and you should read both, but mine is under 'InuBabyGirl.' NOW! Enough technical mumbo jumbo! Let's start the fun stuff!
After a brief disclaimer.
DISCLAIMER: (Big print, there, ya happy?) I own zip. (Does that count? No? Ok.) I DO NOT own Yu Yu Hakusho, or any of it's characters. I have temporarily stolen them and put them on stage to preform like monkeys. Or at least Hiei. HHA has Kurama. I don't even have HHA. That's my best friend. (SATISFIED!?)
Hiei: HA! I win now and you must give me your shirt!
Hi: No fair! You cheated!
Hiei: No I didn't, now hand it over.
Hi: *Pulls off shirt to reveal ANOTHER shirt.
Hiei: *Takes shirt and adds it to growing pile*
Kurama: How many shirts do you have!? Hiei's won about 12 and you're still not out!
Hi: Yup. It's a pain to dress in the morning, but I think it's worth it...
Kurama: O_o
Hiei: Whatever. I want my socks back.
Hi: No. They are MINE. You won shirts.
Hiei: Grr...
HHA: Guess what.
Kurama: What?
Hi & HHA: WE GOT YOU FOOD!!!
Hiei & Kurama: REALLY!? :D *Stomach's growl*
Hi: Yeah, really. *Pulls out 2 super sized bic mac meals*
HHA: On one condition.
Kurama: Fine!
Hiei: Anything!
Hi: You have to be our slaves forever. Ok?
Hiei & Kurama: *Snatch meals* Is that all?
HHA: O_o ? Umm.... No. We each get a thank you kiss on the cheek.
Hi: Good one.
Hiei & Kurama: *Stuffing themselves* Whatever. *Slobber* *Drool* :P
Hi: Uh... Yeah, later. Anywho, please review!
(Alright, I know what you're thinking, 'SHUT UP!!!' am I right? Well, now, we're REALLY on the fun part. Do you believe me? No? Ok, well me neither. Anyways, I'd just like to say that this will be no Yaoi and NO lemons. Kurama is a woman simply because, well, it's frikkin' hilarious! Ok, just ignore my spelling and crap. I try to. I haven't seen my chp. 2 reviews yet. I'll try to before I post. Ok, NOW I'll REALLY shut up. Well, except for...)
HHA: SHUT UP!!!
Hi: OK! SORRY! On with the chappy.
HHA: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU HOW TO FIX THAT!
Chaos Reigns Supreme...
Chapter 3, Lord Help Us #3.
"Amai... Amai, it just... Please just... You're only supposed to... FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, YOU'RE GONNA KILL HER!" Tatari cried as Amai beat Keiko with the Oar. Amai just cackeled and set it down before pulling off her belt. "Oh, God. Just, don't leave marks." Tatari begged as Keiko wriggled in pain and confusion, I mean, she WAS being spanked by her dinner. Amai wipped her four times with the belt. "Ok, you can do the vomiting part." She said. "OH, NO! YOU volunteered to spank her, you're finishing it. Now hurry before the majic wears off."
"Rats." Amai stuck out her tounge and gagged as she felt the leathery skin of Keiko's ear run over it. She therefore, had no problem vomiting. Tatari then realized that they were gonna be caught if Keiko woke up there. 'S***!' She thought and grabbed her by the tail & hurled her in through the window before Amai could finish vomiting. Keiko transformed in mid-air and hit the wall as a human.
Yusuke started crying and shook his fists. "Hey! Keiko's back to normal! Maybe there's a way to fix it." Botan said. "Hey, I know!" Kuwabara exclaimed before he ran strait twards the wall that Keiko had just hit. He then ran strait through it. (:-) I love that part.) 'Ouch...' Kurama thought and cringed. The wall was dead. REALLY dead. Yup. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BODY!?" Botan demanded as she pulled him rather ruffly from the rubble of a wall. "I though it would work. Guess it's only once per wall. That's ok though. I'll get this one." Kuwabara said and ran twards the wall in the center of the building.
"IS THAT THE SUPPORT BEAM TO THE HOUSE?! STOP!!!" Kurama cried and grabbed him. He dropped Yusuke by accident but he landed on Keiko's stomach so he was fine. Keiko woke to a crying baby in her arms. Or rather on her stomach. 'What the...' Keiko thought as Yusuke began to cry and bopped her on the nose in a fit of rage.
"Ok. One down, about... too many more to go!" Tatari cried. "Come on, lets get Yusuke next." Amai suggested as she watched him cry. "It's kind of sad actually." She added. "Alright, well how are we supposed to get him?" Tatari asked. "Good point... Umm... I guess we'll do Shizuru. She IS unconciouse ya know." Amai said. "Great. And HOW exactly are you supposed to lift her?" "Umm... Maybe the spell won't call for it. Just get the spell!" Amai grumbled.
When Yusuke-chan bopped Keiko on the nose, apparently he still had at least SOME of his spirit energy and used it, because Keiko was unconcious and had a nosebleed. Kurama grabbed him before he could do any more damadge. "Bad boy! You hit your girlfriend!" He scolded baby Yusuke angrily. Yusuke-chan began to cry and hit him but Kurama was stronger and barely felt it.
"Ok! The spell! ...to reverse basic spells with no real cure, stick an onion peel in your mouth while upside down, flip yourself rightside up and spin around 3 times while listening to music..." Tatari read. "Sound's pretty basic. The only problem is getting Shizuru. You CAN levitate good, right? I haven't seen you use levatation for a while." Amai asked. "I'm a little rusty, but I can do it." Tatari said. "Great! Get her!" Amai said and slid the window all the way up. "I'll go get an onion peel & my boombox." Amai said.
"Alright, there has to be a way to fix this. But how? Keiko fixed herself somehow, but I don't think we'll be as lucky." Kurama said. "I think it'll wear off soon." Kuwabara in Botan's body said. "Doubtfull."
Alright! I got 'em! So, did you get her?" Amai asked. Tatari sweat dropped. "Uh, sort of..." She said as she watched in the window. Shizuru was still inside, upside down, and obviously not going anywhere. "Great!" Amai cried sarcasticly. "I'll go put the onion in her mouth..." She said.
Onion in place and all, her friends finally noticed Shizuru floating upside down. "Hey, what is that!?" Botan in Kuwabara's body asked. "It looks like Shizuru's floating."
"Alright, now flip her right side up!" Amai ordered. She turned on the boombox and a freaky opera-ish death march came on. Tatari bumped Shizuru against the cieling accidently as she was turning her and recieved a death glare from Amai for it. "Sorry!" She cried as she finally got her right.
"Hey, I think this place is haunted." Kuwabara suddenly diagnosed.
Shizuru spun around way too quickly and soon was spinning like a tornado. She fell to the floor thankfully as her old self.
"Yup. It's haunted. Hey, who wants ice cream!?"
Hiei: ME!!! SWEET SNOW!!!
Hi: Sorry if this is shorter, couldn't help it. I'm working on a new project too so if I don't update every week, don't kill me. Please?
Hiei: You can kill her if she stops feeding us. Please, feel free.
Kurama: Amen! Wait, I'm not a Christian. D*** it! Now I can't use that phrase!
Hi: HHA? What the h*** did you put in their cokes and why didn't you give me any!?
HHA: I just added a little something to loosen them up. (-:
Hi: Really... Well, keep it coming!
HHA: *Grin* Boys? Now you have to give us our thank you kisses!
Hiei: @#$%!!!
Kurama: Oh, h***...
Hiei: Do I have to!?
Hi: If you want any sweet snow you will!
Hiei: Yet again, I say @#$%...
Hi: Ok, you people go away now. I'm gonna shut up now. I hope. I think. Maybe.
HHA: JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!!!
Ps: I just got a review from Demon Ashika. She said I scared her, but that's ok!
Bye! : P
~Hi Akurei~
READ THIS THIRD!!!
NOTE: IMPORTANT!
I screwed up. I put in chp. 2 then 1 and I'm sorry. It's backwards. And this will probably be first too. Knowing my luck. I hope my chappy titles can straighten you out because I can't fix it. Thanks. Hi Akurei.
(No. I won't add Kuwabara to strip poker. It would hurt me far more then you. No offence to anyone who likes Kazuma. He's a good guy deep down. You just need a really big shovel to get that deep. He's also fun to pick on.)
It has just come to my attention that most people can't spell Poo or Puu or Pooh or Po or whatever the h*** his name is. I CAN'T EVEN SPELL IT! Anywho, I was hoping someone could email me or review the CORRECT spelling. You need to also say HOW sure you are that that's it. I will post the reviews A.S.A.P. That is to say, if I get any. I don't know if you know, but I've only got 2 reviews as of 7/30/2003 and I'm mad. And one was HHA telling me it was cute so that doesn't count. :-( It's so sad... BUT, I need to say, yet again, thank you Demon Ashika. My ONLY true reviewer... But not for long! I hope...
I do have faith though. I just remembered that people don't generally read 1 & 2 chaptered stories and never review them. So, I'm determined to make it LONGER!!! That way people will read it. I'm also workin' on 'Dreams of the Past' and 'The Wish.' I also realize that there are at LEAST 2 stories titled 'The Wish' and you should read both, but mine is under 'InuBabyGirl.' NOW! Enough technical mumbo jumbo! Let's start the fun stuff!
After a brief disclaimer.
DISCLAIMER: (Big print, there, ya happy?) I own zip. (Does that count? No? Ok.) I DO NOT own Yu Yu Hakusho, or any of it's characters. I have temporarily stolen them and put them on stage to preform like monkeys. Or at least Hiei. HHA has Kurama. I don't even have HHA. That's my best friend. (SATISFIED!?)
Hiei: HA! I win now and you must give me your shirt!
Hi: No fair! You cheated!
Hiei: No I didn't, now hand it over.
Hi: *Pulls off shirt to reveal ANOTHER shirt.
Hiei: *Takes shirt and adds it to growing pile*
Kurama: How many shirts do you have!? Hiei's won about 12 and you're still not out!
Hi: Yup. It's a pain to dress in the morning, but I think it's worth it...
Kurama: O_o
Hiei: Whatever. I want my socks back.
Hi: No. They are MINE. You won shirts.
Hiei: Grr...
HHA: Guess what.
Kurama: What?
Hi & HHA: WE GOT YOU FOOD!!!
Hiei & Kurama: REALLY!? :D *Stomach's growl*
Hi: Yeah, really. *Pulls out 2 super sized bic mac meals*
HHA: On one condition.
Kurama: Fine!
Hiei: Anything!
Hi: You have to be our slaves forever. Ok?
Hiei & Kurama: *Snatch meals* Is that all?
HHA: O_o ? Umm.... No. We each get a thank you kiss on the cheek.
Hi: Good one.
Hiei & Kurama: *Stuffing themselves* Whatever. *Slobber* *Drool* :P
Hi: Uh... Yeah, later. Anywho, please review!
(Alright, I know what you're thinking, 'SHUT UP!!!' am I right? Well, now, we're REALLY on the fun part. Do you believe me? No? Ok, well me neither. Anyways, I'd just like to say that this will be no Yaoi and NO lemons. Kurama is a woman simply because, well, it's frikkin' hilarious! Ok, just ignore my spelling and crap. I try to. I haven't seen my chp. 2 reviews yet. I'll try to before I post. Ok, NOW I'll REALLY shut up. Well, except for...)
HHA: SHUT UP!!!
Hi: OK! SORRY! On with the chappy.
HHA: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU HOW TO FIX THAT!
Chaos Reigns Supreme...
Chapter 3, Lord Help Us #3.
"Amai... Amai, it just... Please just... You're only supposed to... FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, YOU'RE GONNA KILL HER!" Tatari cried as Amai beat Keiko with the Oar. Amai just cackeled and set it down before pulling off her belt. "Oh, God. Just, don't leave marks." Tatari begged as Keiko wriggled in pain and confusion, I mean, she WAS being spanked by her dinner. Amai wipped her four times with the belt. "Ok, you can do the vomiting part." She said. "OH, NO! YOU volunteered to spank her, you're finishing it. Now hurry before the majic wears off."
"Rats." Amai stuck out her tounge and gagged as she felt the leathery skin of Keiko's ear run over it. She therefore, had no problem vomiting. Tatari then realized that they were gonna be caught if Keiko woke up there. 'S***!' She thought and grabbed her by the tail & hurled her in through the window before Amai could finish vomiting. Keiko transformed in mid-air and hit the wall as a human.
Yusuke started crying and shook his fists. "Hey! Keiko's back to normal! Maybe there's a way to fix it." Botan said. "Hey, I know!" Kuwabara exclaimed before he ran strait twards the wall that Keiko had just hit. He then ran strait through it. (:-) I love that part.) 'Ouch...' Kurama thought and cringed. The wall was dead. REALLY dead. Yup. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BODY!?" Botan demanded as she pulled him rather ruffly from the rubble of a wall. "I though it would work. Guess it's only once per wall. That's ok though. I'll get this one." Kuwabara said and ran twards the wall in the center of the building.
"IS THAT THE SUPPORT BEAM TO THE HOUSE?! STOP!!!" Kurama cried and grabbed him. He dropped Yusuke by accident but he landed on Keiko's stomach so he was fine. Keiko woke to a crying baby in her arms. Or rather on her stomach. 'What the...' Keiko thought as Yusuke began to cry and bopped her on the nose in a fit of rage.
"Ok. One down, about... too many more to go!" Tatari cried. "Come on, lets get Yusuke next." Amai suggested as she watched him cry. "It's kind of sad actually." She added. "Alright, well how are we supposed to get him?" Tatari asked. "Good point... Umm... I guess we'll do Shizuru. She IS unconciouse ya know." Amai said. "Great. And HOW exactly are you supposed to lift her?" "Umm... Maybe the spell won't call for it. Just get the spell!" Amai grumbled.
When Yusuke-chan bopped Keiko on the nose, apparently he still had at least SOME of his spirit energy and used it, because Keiko was unconcious and had a nosebleed. Kurama grabbed him before he could do any more damadge. "Bad boy! You hit your girlfriend!" He scolded baby Yusuke angrily. Yusuke-chan began to cry and hit him but Kurama was stronger and barely felt it.
"Ok! The spell! ...to reverse basic spells with no real cure, stick an onion peel in your mouth while upside down, flip yourself rightside up and spin around 3 times while listening to music..." Tatari read. "Sound's pretty basic. The only problem is getting Shizuru. You CAN levitate good, right? I haven't seen you use levatation for a while." Amai asked. "I'm a little rusty, but I can do it." Tatari said. "Great! Get her!" Amai said and slid the window all the way up. "I'll go get an onion peel & my boombox." Amai said.
"Alright, there has to be a way to fix this. But how? Keiko fixed herself somehow, but I don't think we'll be as lucky." Kurama said. "I think it'll wear off soon." Kuwabara in Botan's body said. "Doubtfull."
Alright! I got 'em! So, did you get her?" Amai asked. Tatari sweat dropped. "Uh, sort of..." She said as she watched in the window. Shizuru was still inside, upside down, and obviously not going anywhere. "Great!" Amai cried sarcasticly. "I'll go put the onion in her mouth..." She said.
Onion in place and all, her friends finally noticed Shizuru floating upside down. "Hey, what is that!?" Botan in Kuwabara's body asked. "It looks like Shizuru's floating."
"Alright, now flip her right side up!" Amai ordered. She turned on the boombox and a freaky opera-ish death march came on. Tatari bumped Shizuru against the cieling accidently as she was turning her and recieved a death glare from Amai for it. "Sorry!" She cried as she finally got her right.
"Hey, I think this place is haunted." Kuwabara suddenly diagnosed.
Shizuru spun around way too quickly and soon was spinning like a tornado. She fell to the floor thankfully as her old self.
"Yup. It's haunted. Hey, who wants ice cream!?"
Hiei: ME!!! SWEET SNOW!!!
Hi: Sorry if this is shorter, couldn't help it. I'm working on a new project too so if I don't update every week, don't kill me. Please?
Hiei: You can kill her if she stops feeding us. Please, feel free.
Kurama: Amen! Wait, I'm not a Christian. D*** it! Now I can't use that phrase!
Hi: HHA? What the h*** did you put in their cokes and why didn't you give me any!?
HHA: I just added a little something to loosen them up. (-:
Hi: Really... Well, keep it coming!
HHA: *Grin* Boys? Now you have to give us our thank you kisses!
Hiei: @#$%!!!
Kurama: Oh, h***...
Hiei: Do I have to!?
Hi: If you want any sweet snow you will!
Hiei: Yet again, I say @#$%...
Hi: Ok, you people go away now. I'm gonna shut up now. I hope. I think. Maybe.
HHA: JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!!!
Ps: I just got a review from Demon Ashika. She said I scared her, but that's ok!
Bye! : P
~Hi Akurei~