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reviewers!! *kisu*
Warnings: Yaoi, possible OOC,some angst,I think that's it for *this* chapter.....(I'm getting soft _ )
Special Chapter!(Clueless) Naruto POV
I think Kakashi-sensei and Sasuke are in on something I'm not aware of (AN: Naw, Really? Ya think?). I know Sasuke thinks of Kakashi as a rival and all that, but they keep glaring at each other.. and why were they training so late last night? The other day I swear I heard Kakashi-sensei call Sasuke an arrogant bastard, and Sasuke's started teasing me. I mean, yea, he teased me before, but it's different this time. I'm starting to think maybe he knows about my little crush.
Like, Like! The other night, after the 'pink panties' incident (I might add that I'm still at a loss for who switched them...) Sasuke came in and asked to sleep with me. I was like, 'Woah! Where did that come from?' I said yes though, 'cause, ya know, that's what team mates do, right? They help each other out, and I guess Sasuke didn't feel like being alone that night. Even though Kakashi-sensei told us to sleep in our own seperate rooms 'or else'.
So, anyway, after I said yes he started takin' off his clothes, and that really confused me. So I asked him what he was doing. He looked at me all funny, like *I* was the doing something strange and said 'What? You still sleep in Pj's?' I flushed, mainly 'cause I didn't want to admit it, but also because Sasuke was naked now. Not that I had never seen him naked before, we do go to the bath house together occasionally. But I had never seen him naked and this close, not to mention unobscured by water.
So, after that he crawled up onto the bed and started wrestling with me. Ya know, all playful and stuff. I guess I shoulda known better than to wrestle on a twin bed though, 'cause next thing I knew I was squashed to the floor by Sasuke. He was breathing all heavy and his face was close to mine. Infact, he was so close I could feel his breath on my lips. It sorta tickled. I felt myself starting to blush again and I was gonna say something to dilute the ice thick tension when Sasuke suddenly sat up and began pulling off my shirt. That was unexpected.
'Hey hey!' I cried. 'What do you think your doing?'
'Stripping you, dope.'
'I am NOT a dope!'
'Of course you are. You wouldn't be wearing clothes on such a hot night if you weren't a dope.'
I wanted to tell Sasuke that I didn't think it was all that hot tonight, but he had reached my pants right when I opened my mouth to speak and all that came out was a high pitched squeak. He pulled them and my briefs (I only wore them that night, I swear!) off. After that he just stared at me. Or more appropriatley, the junction where my legs met my body. It was really unnerving. Then he started slowly bringing his gaze upward, pausing to stare at my chest before meeting my eyes. We stared into each others eyes for what seemed like an eternity before Sasuke coughed, breaking the silence, and said: 'Not very well hung are you?'
'You jerk!' I shouted and kicked him off me. What a mistake. Nearly instantly I heard a knock at the door. Sasuke froze.
'Naruto?' It was Kakashi-sensei. 'Naruto are you in there?'
I caught Sasuke's panicked gaze. I couldn't help but panic myself.
Reason number one: Sasuke was in my room, even though Kakashi-sensei had specifically told us to not to go in one another's rooms.
Reason number two: I was naked.
Reason number three: *Sasuke* was naked.
'Naruto?' I heard again.
I pointed at the bed and Sasuke nodded, quickly diving under it.
I checked to make sure he couldn't be seen before I opened the door.
'Ah! Naruto about time you- Augh!!' Kakashi stared wide eyed at me and I felt my cheeks growing warm.
'What? I always sleep like thi- Kakashi-sensei? Is your nose bleeding?'
Kakashi cupped a hand over his mask, which had blood hurriedly soaking through it. 'Yeth.....Yeth I thing id iz' Kakashi said sounding bewildered. 'I bedder go ged a tissue.'
'Okay, bye then!' I called. I waited untill I saw his back retreating down the stairs to shut the door.
'Sasuke?' I said.
Sasuke crawled out from under the bed and threw me an apprehensive glance.
'Close one.' He said. 'We'd better go to bed now...'
'Yeah,' I agreed. ' We better...'
That night I had a strange dream. Sasuke was touching me between my legs and telling me I was really well hung. I looked up at him to tell him to 'screw off' and he suddenly turned into Kakashi, whose nose started bleeding. It kept bleeding and bleeding until we were both drowning in it, and then Kakashi was laughing and holding up a pair of pink panties. When I woke up my sheets were wet and sticky and Sasuke was no where to be found.
I've now resigned never to eat eight bowls of ramen right before bed again.
TBC
Warnings: Yaoi, possible OOC,some angst,I think that's it for *this* chapter.....(I'm getting soft _ )
Special Chapter!(Clueless) Naruto POV
I think Kakashi-sensei and Sasuke are in on something I'm not aware of (AN: Naw, Really? Ya think?). I know Sasuke thinks of Kakashi as a rival and all that, but they keep glaring at each other.. and why were they training so late last night? The other day I swear I heard Kakashi-sensei call Sasuke an arrogant bastard, and Sasuke's started teasing me. I mean, yea, he teased me before, but it's different this time. I'm starting to think maybe he knows about my little crush.
Like, Like! The other night, after the 'pink panties' incident (I might add that I'm still at a loss for who switched them...) Sasuke came in and asked to sleep with me. I was like, 'Woah! Where did that come from?' I said yes though, 'cause, ya know, that's what team mates do, right? They help each other out, and I guess Sasuke didn't feel like being alone that night. Even though Kakashi-sensei told us to sleep in our own seperate rooms 'or else'.
So, anyway, after I said yes he started takin' off his clothes, and that really confused me. So I asked him what he was doing. He looked at me all funny, like *I* was the doing something strange and said 'What? You still sleep in Pj's?' I flushed, mainly 'cause I didn't want to admit it, but also because Sasuke was naked now. Not that I had never seen him naked before, we do go to the bath house together occasionally. But I had never seen him naked and this close, not to mention unobscured by water.
So, after that he crawled up onto the bed and started wrestling with me. Ya know, all playful and stuff. I guess I shoulda known better than to wrestle on a twin bed though, 'cause next thing I knew I was squashed to the floor by Sasuke. He was breathing all heavy and his face was close to mine. Infact, he was so close I could feel his breath on my lips. It sorta tickled. I felt myself starting to blush again and I was gonna say something to dilute the ice thick tension when Sasuke suddenly sat up and began pulling off my shirt. That was unexpected.
'Hey hey!' I cried. 'What do you think your doing?'
'Stripping you, dope.'
'I am NOT a dope!'
'Of course you are. You wouldn't be wearing clothes on such a hot night if you weren't a dope.'
I wanted to tell Sasuke that I didn't think it was all that hot tonight, but he had reached my pants right when I opened my mouth to speak and all that came out was a high pitched squeak. He pulled them and my briefs (I only wore them that night, I swear!) off. After that he just stared at me. Or more appropriatley, the junction where my legs met my body. It was really unnerving. Then he started slowly bringing his gaze upward, pausing to stare at my chest before meeting my eyes. We stared into each others eyes for what seemed like an eternity before Sasuke coughed, breaking the silence, and said: 'Not very well hung are you?'
'You jerk!' I shouted and kicked him off me. What a mistake. Nearly instantly I heard a knock at the door. Sasuke froze.
'Naruto?' It was Kakashi-sensei. 'Naruto are you in there?'
I caught Sasuke's panicked gaze. I couldn't help but panic myself.
Reason number one: Sasuke was in my room, even though Kakashi-sensei had specifically told us to not to go in one another's rooms.
Reason number two: I was naked.
Reason number three: *Sasuke* was naked.
'Naruto?' I heard again.
I pointed at the bed and Sasuke nodded, quickly diving under it.
I checked to make sure he couldn't be seen before I opened the door.
'Ah! Naruto about time you- Augh!!' Kakashi stared wide eyed at me and I felt my cheeks growing warm.
'What? I always sleep like thi- Kakashi-sensei? Is your nose bleeding?'
Kakashi cupped a hand over his mask, which had blood hurriedly soaking through it. 'Yeth.....Yeth I thing id iz' Kakashi said sounding bewildered. 'I bedder go ged a tissue.'
'Okay, bye then!' I called. I waited untill I saw his back retreating down the stairs to shut the door.
'Sasuke?' I said.
Sasuke crawled out from under the bed and threw me an apprehensive glance.
'Close one.' He said. 'We'd better go to bed now...'
'Yeah,' I agreed. ' We better...'
That night I had a strange dream. Sasuke was touching me between my legs and telling me I was really well hung. I looked up at him to tell him to 'screw off' and he suddenly turned into Kakashi, whose nose started bleeding. It kept bleeding and bleeding until we were both drowning in it, and then Kakashi was laughing and holding up a pair of pink panties. When I woke up my sheets were wet and sticky and Sasuke was no where to be found.
I've now resigned never to eat eight bowls of ramen right before bed again.
TBC