[A/n:] My friend Pat wrote this parody of "One Day More" from Les Miz. So
when it says "Author" it means him. Also, Spartan is our school mascot.
Author: 14 days, a couple weeks and then summers history in this never ending road to academy. These guys who seem to know my IQ will not rest until I sue, them, 14 days....
Sappy Kid: I did not live until today then I realized that summer started
Author: 2 more weeks
Sap: In a short two weeks I can truly say...schools back but i dont want to go to....
Weird Nerd kid: 14 days I'm on my own..
Sap: Will the school year ever end?
WNK: 14 days to memorize star trek
Sap: I was born to go to school
WNK: What a language Kling-on is...
Sap: And I swear I saw a kangaroo
WNK: Captain Kirk is my best frieeeeeeeeeeend
Author: 2 more weeks before the storm
Sap: Do I go off to school?
Author (again): And the final day of freedom!
Sap: Shall I join my brothers there?
Author: When the lines begin to form
Sap: Will I know my locker's code?
Author: Will you sit in the desk near me?
People: The Time is Now But the day's not here!!!!!!
Author: 2 more weeks
Evil Teacher: 2 more weeks before my break ends, I will whip them up to pace, They will answer to my questions They will fear to see my face
Author: 2 more weeks...
Upper classmen: Watch 'em run amuck kick 'em till they fall, maybe knock there books off and sit back and watch them crawl
Author + People: 2 weeks to a new beginning.
Raise the Spartan banner high
All of us will be a freshman
All of us will be freshmen
There's a new school for the acing
There's a new school to be aced
Author: Do you hear the marching band?
Sap: I'll go...to school...just 4 more years!!!!!!!
Author: 2 more weeks
(In unison)
Teacher: I'll be kind to them the first day then I'll give em fires from hell I will show them what the word pain means they will cry until I tell
Sap: I did not live until today..Then I realized that summer started In 14 days i'll be in school and yet I go to classes uncharted...
Nerd: Singing incoherently
(Next Unison)
Author: 2 weeks more
Upper classmen: Watch em run amack then kick em till they fall, Maybe knock there books sit back and watch them crawl!
Evil teacher: 2 more weeks before the school starts I will whip them into shape They'll be in tear when I am through-
Sap: And yet with school my world is parted.....
(Ends the unsion singing)
Author: Tomarrow will be another shiny day, in 2 weeks will be the judgement day All: In 14 days we'll discovor what (Nerd: Captain Kirk will-er) God will have in store 14 dawns 14 days 14 days more..........................................
(Audience clapping, crying, laughing, singing, and all other emotions practically possible. Author gives enormous bow and the clapping increases. Curtains close and the fanfic is sent)
Author: 14 days, a couple weeks and then summers history in this never ending road to academy. These guys who seem to know my IQ will not rest until I sue, them, 14 days....
Sappy Kid: I did not live until today then I realized that summer started
Author: 2 more weeks
Sap: In a short two weeks I can truly say...schools back but i dont want to go to....
Weird Nerd kid: 14 days I'm on my own..
Sap: Will the school year ever end?
WNK: 14 days to memorize star trek
Sap: I was born to go to school
WNK: What a language Kling-on is...
Sap: And I swear I saw a kangaroo
WNK: Captain Kirk is my best frieeeeeeeeeeend
Author: 2 more weeks before the storm
Sap: Do I go off to school?
Author (again): And the final day of freedom!
Sap: Shall I join my brothers there?
Author: When the lines begin to form
Sap: Will I know my locker's code?
Author: Will you sit in the desk near me?
People: The Time is Now But the day's not here!!!!!!
Author: 2 more weeks
Evil Teacher: 2 more weeks before my break ends, I will whip them up to pace, They will answer to my questions They will fear to see my face
Author: 2 more weeks...
Upper classmen: Watch 'em run amuck kick 'em till they fall, maybe knock there books off and sit back and watch them crawl
Author + People: 2 weeks to a new beginning.
Raise the Spartan banner high
All of us will be a freshman
All of us will be freshmen
There's a new school for the acing
There's a new school to be aced
Author: Do you hear the marching band?
Sap: I'll go...to school...just 4 more years!!!!!!!
Author: 2 more weeks
(In unison)
Teacher: I'll be kind to them the first day then I'll give em fires from hell I will show them what the word pain means they will cry until I tell
Sap: I did not live until today..Then I realized that summer started In 14 days i'll be in school and yet I go to classes uncharted...
Nerd: Singing incoherently
(Next Unison)
Author: 2 weeks more
Upper classmen: Watch em run amack then kick em till they fall, Maybe knock there books sit back and watch them crawl!
Evil teacher: 2 more weeks before the school starts I will whip them into shape They'll be in tear when I am through-
Sap: And yet with school my world is parted.....
(Ends the unsion singing)
Author: Tomarrow will be another shiny day, in 2 weeks will be the judgement day All: In 14 days we'll discovor what (Nerd: Captain Kirk will-er) God will have in store 14 dawns 14 days 14 days more..........................................
(Audience clapping, crying, laughing, singing, and all other emotions practically possible. Author gives enormous bow and the clapping increases. Curtains close and the fanfic is sent)