A/N: Me sad. I got only one review. But I'll continue anyway. Thank you 'Jadesaber'. Yes to answer your question the rating will go up. To pg. I don't write bad stuffs besides violence. This is just a random cute fic with some Bakura and Yami torture. No swearing (at least I don't say the swears). But anyways the rating will go up do to kissing and that's it. Got it.
And something I forgot to mention, yes I know flour and water don't mix, but in this case it's fine.
Disclaimer: I own the ideas for this fic, doesn't that count… *sighs*… guess not. I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. Actually I don't own half the ideas for this fic. They mostly belong to the authors on my faves list.
Chapter2
Attack of the 'possessed' everyday household objects.
Yami stood next to Yugi with the towels in hand. Yugi got the water ready and hung the towels on a rack. Then turned to his Yami.
"You can take the first shower. I'll clean up in the kitchen. Try not to make a mess in here." Yugi said eying his other.
"I'd think I'd know how to take a shower." Yami replied.
Yugi left and went down stairs. He grabbed a broom and started to sweep. After a short while he heard a knock on the door. He walked over and opened it. It was Ryou.
"Hey Ryou, what are ya doin' here." Yugi asked.
"Umm… I came to say hi. But… er… what happened to you?!" Ryou asked confused.
"Oh, um Yami and I tried to make pancakes." Yugi sighed.
"Oh, that explains it. You want a hand cleaning up?" Ryou asked.
"Yah sure, thanks." Yugi replied. Ryou walked in and grabbed a broom. Yugi followed suit.
"Ya know what, I think we could use as much help as possible." Ryou said. He brushed his finger across the tassels on the millennium ring. A few seconds later Bakura was standing before them looking very ticked off.
"What do you want this time Ryou?!" Bakura asked angrily.
"Don't talk to me like that. And you're going to help us clean. Got That?!" Ryou replied.
"I'm what?!" Bakura asked confused.
"Your cleaning." Ryou replied shoving a mop into the confused spirits hands. Bakura looked at it confused.
"How do you turn it on?" Bakura asked.
"Oy! Let me show you." Ryou took the mop and showed Bakura how to use it.
** * * * *(A few minutes earlier, upstairs)
Yami got into the shower and looked around he took in every site at once. Eventually he spotted a spigot on the wall. Actually two. One labeled 'S' for shampoo and the other 'C' for conditioner. But poor Yami did not know this seeing as he could only read hieroglyphs and not normal writing. He pressed the button curiously on the spigot labeled 'S' and shampoo came squirting into his eyes. He yelped at the stinging sensation and backed up into the wall. He knocked over something but he wasn't sure what. He reached for the washcloth and tried desperately to wipe the soap from his eyes. That only made it worse though and he stumbled slightly slipping on the slippery bar of soap he knocked over. He whimpered as he landed on the tile floor.
** * * * * (Back in the kitchen)
The three heard a noise upstairs. Yugi decided to investigate.
"Can I trust you two down here. I don't want the kitchen more of a mess." Yugi said eying Bakura curiously.
"We can handle it, right Yami?" Ryou asked shooting a glare at his other. Bakura muttered something in Egyptian causing Ryou hit him over the head. Yugi looked at Ryou confused before disappearing upstairs.
** * * * * (Back upstairs)
Yugi entered the bathroom cautiously. He walked over to the shower and pulled back the curtain. Yami lay on the floor. He mumbled something under his breath in Egyptian.
"That's odd. Bakura just said the same thing downstairs. What does it mean?" Yugi laughed guessing he already new the answer.
"Yugi, the bathroom is possessed." Yami whined.
"Yami, it's not possessed." Yugi replied.
"yes it is. The demon lion head squirts goo into your eyes till you can hardly see, and some slippery demon makes you slip and fall." Yami whimpered.
"Oh my poor Yami. Let me help you." Yugi knelt down to his Yami and with a dry towel wiped the soap from his eyes. Yugi stood and held his hand out for his other to take. Yami gratefully took his hand and stood. Yugi giggled slightly and thrust a towel at his Yami. Yami looked down and blushed before wrapping the towel around his waist.
"Come on yami. Get dressed and then we can go see what kind of havoc Bakura and ryou have reeked upon the house, each other, or the world" Yugi sighed.
"what are they doing here?!" Yami asked.
"Cleaning." Yugi said simply and walked out of the bathroom.
Yay done. And fast too. That's my quickest update yet. Hoora.
~Yami Bakura~
And something I forgot to mention, yes I know flour and water don't mix, but in this case it's fine.
Disclaimer: I own the ideas for this fic, doesn't that count… *sighs*… guess not. I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. Actually I don't own half the ideas for this fic. They mostly belong to the authors on my faves list.
Chapter2
Attack of the 'possessed' everyday household objects.
Yami stood next to Yugi with the towels in hand. Yugi got the water ready and hung the towels on a rack. Then turned to his Yami.
"You can take the first shower. I'll clean up in the kitchen. Try not to make a mess in here." Yugi said eying his other.
"I'd think I'd know how to take a shower." Yami replied.
Yugi left and went down stairs. He grabbed a broom and started to sweep. After a short while he heard a knock on the door. He walked over and opened it. It was Ryou.
"Hey Ryou, what are ya doin' here." Yugi asked.
"Umm… I came to say hi. But… er… what happened to you?!" Ryou asked confused.
"Oh, um Yami and I tried to make pancakes." Yugi sighed.
"Oh, that explains it. You want a hand cleaning up?" Ryou asked.
"Yah sure, thanks." Yugi replied. Ryou walked in and grabbed a broom. Yugi followed suit.
"Ya know what, I think we could use as much help as possible." Ryou said. He brushed his finger across the tassels on the millennium ring. A few seconds later Bakura was standing before them looking very ticked off.
"What do you want this time Ryou?!" Bakura asked angrily.
"Don't talk to me like that. And you're going to help us clean. Got That?!" Ryou replied.
"I'm what?!" Bakura asked confused.
"Your cleaning." Ryou replied shoving a mop into the confused spirits hands. Bakura looked at it confused.
"How do you turn it on?" Bakura asked.
"Oy! Let me show you." Ryou took the mop and showed Bakura how to use it.
** * * * *(A few minutes earlier, upstairs)
Yami got into the shower and looked around he took in every site at once. Eventually he spotted a spigot on the wall. Actually two. One labeled 'S' for shampoo and the other 'C' for conditioner. But poor Yami did not know this seeing as he could only read hieroglyphs and not normal writing. He pressed the button curiously on the spigot labeled 'S' and shampoo came squirting into his eyes. He yelped at the stinging sensation and backed up into the wall. He knocked over something but he wasn't sure what. He reached for the washcloth and tried desperately to wipe the soap from his eyes. That only made it worse though and he stumbled slightly slipping on the slippery bar of soap he knocked over. He whimpered as he landed on the tile floor.
** * * * * (Back in the kitchen)
The three heard a noise upstairs. Yugi decided to investigate.
"Can I trust you two down here. I don't want the kitchen more of a mess." Yugi said eying Bakura curiously.
"We can handle it, right Yami?" Ryou asked shooting a glare at his other. Bakura muttered something in Egyptian causing Ryou hit him over the head. Yugi looked at Ryou confused before disappearing upstairs.
** * * * * (Back upstairs)
Yugi entered the bathroom cautiously. He walked over to the shower and pulled back the curtain. Yami lay on the floor. He mumbled something under his breath in Egyptian.
"That's odd. Bakura just said the same thing downstairs. What does it mean?" Yugi laughed guessing he already new the answer.
"Yugi, the bathroom is possessed." Yami whined.
"Yami, it's not possessed." Yugi replied.
"yes it is. The demon lion head squirts goo into your eyes till you can hardly see, and some slippery demon makes you slip and fall." Yami whimpered.
"Oh my poor Yami. Let me help you." Yugi knelt down to his Yami and with a dry towel wiped the soap from his eyes. Yugi stood and held his hand out for his other to take. Yami gratefully took his hand and stood. Yugi giggled slightly and thrust a towel at his Yami. Yami looked down and blushed before wrapping the towel around his waist.
"Come on yami. Get dressed and then we can go see what kind of havoc Bakura and ryou have reeked upon the house, each other, or the world" Yugi sighed.
"what are they doing here?!" Yami asked.
"Cleaning." Yugi said simply and walked out of the bathroom.
Yay done. And fast too. That's my quickest update yet. Hoora.
~Yami Bakura~