The Great Spandex Adventure
Disclaimer : still no dragonballs oh well I don't own dbz then. (throw me a frickin' ball here)
Lynx (Me) wrote this part but I edited it so if the tense seems strange it probably is (Me fail English, that's un-possible)
(Jay)= A Thankyou goes to all those people who wrote constructive reviews
I don't care if you want to flame this story but bear in mind this is my first fanfic And that if you don't tell me what I'm doing wrong I cannot fix it
And you will be stuck with this s**t forever.
Oh yah if your wondering why this took so long to post well engineering assignments have tendency to pop up unexpected, (lynx) = we're thinking of improving the post time by employing a handful of monkeys, and giving them all type-writers, we're hoping for a thousand to begin with, but we'd appreciate donations, as monkeys do not come in bulk anymore.
Episode 9: (with apologies to Weird Al)
Elsewhere on earth …
A mysterious character is sitting on a plateau mediating; suddenly he opens his eyes as he senses what is happening. All the rocks that had been levitating around him fell to the ground, many of the larger ones hitting him on the head.
"SO, Goku's brother is here to destroy Earth eh? I must say that I don't approve; if he does, then there won't be anything for me to conquer"
Piccolo had often wondered if he was insane talking to himself, but there wasn't anyone else around to listen. Anyway, at least this way he was assured of an intelligent conversation.
Goku had finally untangled his shoes, and looked at Roshi pleadingly.
"Oh c'mon Goku, even 'you' should be able to do up Velcro straps."
Goku looked down at the straps, many were almost torn through from his attempts to 'tie' them.
Roshi sighed, and carefully did them up, trying not to tear the damaged ones off.
Suddenly, a green character wearing white robed landed dramatically. Unfortunately, the effect was spoiled by the weights in the end of the cape, which whipped around, twisting it up.
Whilst Piccolo was busy untangling it, Roshi, Goku and Krillin struck what they thought were good fighting poses.
"So Piccolo, the time has come for your final assault against humanity." Krillin and Roshi looked at Goku with something resembling awe. "How'd that dunce manage to string together a sentence?" Krillin whispered to Roshi, Roshi just shrugged, and looked over at Goku, who was trying to scratch an itch behind his ear with his right leg.
"Beats me, I think it's called 'bucketing', everything just sloshes around in his head, coming out at random. I guess that given the laws of probability, some words are bound to sound like a sentence."
"Oh."
Oolong and the weird turtle thing were sitting inside, in front of the TV.
Oolong looked from piccolo, back to the TV, which was playing Star Wars, and back at Piccolo.
"Hey, that guy looks like Yoda."
Piccolos excellent hearing pick up Oolongs comment.
"Yes, Yoda was once a Namek, but all the leaches on Dagobah reduced him from a 7-foot tall giant, down to a 2-foot Muppet."
(Mysterious voice from off-screen: "Now I've been around, but I ain't never seen,
A guy who looks like a Muppet, but he's wrinkled and green.
Oh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.")
Everyone looks around, trying to find the mysterious voice, suddenly, Radditz lands, still covered in rotten apple; it's beginning to turn to cider.
Everyone bursts out laughing at the green Saiyan.
Radditz angrily glares at the assembled characters, before reaching down, and painfully pulling the toffee-stick out of his leg.
"Your son is a menace Kakarot, he stuck this in my leg!"
Goku just looks at the stick in his brother's hand, before going back to trying to scratch the itch with his foot.
"So, you're the one that's here to destroy Earth??"
"That's right."
Will Piccolo side with Radditz; will Radditz ever get his armour clean??
Find out in the next exciting episode of Dragonball Z!
Jay: Hey, what the hell are you doing??
Lynx: what's it look like, I'm writing this out, because you wanted to go read fics instead of typing this out.
Jay: ah well, carry on.
Lynx: wait a minute; since you're here now, you can finish this off.
Jay: it's already finished, I'm gonna go get some lunch.
Lynx: I suppose you want me to post if for you as well?
Jay: that would be great, thanks. (Turns to go)
Lynx: (Cracks evil grin) the cat will play; what fun I can have with his FF.net account while he's not looking. He he heh heh heh BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jay: what?!!! Just remember I'm currently using your Internet hours at the moment, I'd hate for you to run out halfway through an assignment…
Lynx: Slaggit.
(a/n. well, that's all fer now folks, it's Jay's turn to do the next part, but as he said, assignments tend to hide in dark corners and jump out at you the day before they're due, so it might be a while before the next part gets posted)
AND I'M NOT GONNA BE TYPING THE NEXT PART!!!!! YOU HEAR ME JAY!!!!
Disclaimer : still no dragonballs oh well I don't own dbz then. (throw me a frickin' ball here)
Lynx (Me) wrote this part but I edited it so if the tense seems strange it probably is (Me fail English, that's un-possible)
(Jay)= A Thankyou goes to all those people who wrote constructive reviews
I don't care if you want to flame this story but bear in mind this is my first fanfic And that if you don't tell me what I'm doing wrong I cannot fix it
And you will be stuck with this s**t forever.
Oh yah if your wondering why this took so long to post well engineering assignments have tendency to pop up unexpected, (lynx) = we're thinking of improving the post time by employing a handful of monkeys, and giving them all type-writers, we're hoping for a thousand to begin with, but we'd appreciate donations, as monkeys do not come in bulk anymore.
Episode 9: (with apologies to Weird Al)
Elsewhere on earth …
A mysterious character is sitting on a plateau mediating; suddenly he opens his eyes as he senses what is happening. All the rocks that had been levitating around him fell to the ground, many of the larger ones hitting him on the head.
"SO, Goku's brother is here to destroy Earth eh? I must say that I don't approve; if he does, then there won't be anything for me to conquer"
Piccolo had often wondered if he was insane talking to himself, but there wasn't anyone else around to listen. Anyway, at least this way he was assured of an intelligent conversation.
Goku had finally untangled his shoes, and looked at Roshi pleadingly.
"Oh c'mon Goku, even 'you' should be able to do up Velcro straps."
Goku looked down at the straps, many were almost torn through from his attempts to 'tie' them.
Roshi sighed, and carefully did them up, trying not to tear the damaged ones off.
Suddenly, a green character wearing white robed landed dramatically. Unfortunately, the effect was spoiled by the weights in the end of the cape, which whipped around, twisting it up.
Whilst Piccolo was busy untangling it, Roshi, Goku and Krillin struck what they thought were good fighting poses.
"So Piccolo, the time has come for your final assault against humanity." Krillin and Roshi looked at Goku with something resembling awe. "How'd that dunce manage to string together a sentence?" Krillin whispered to Roshi, Roshi just shrugged, and looked over at Goku, who was trying to scratch an itch behind his ear with his right leg.
"Beats me, I think it's called 'bucketing', everything just sloshes around in his head, coming out at random. I guess that given the laws of probability, some words are bound to sound like a sentence."
"Oh."
Oolong and the weird turtle thing were sitting inside, in front of the TV.
Oolong looked from piccolo, back to the TV, which was playing Star Wars, and back at Piccolo.
"Hey, that guy looks like Yoda."
Piccolos excellent hearing pick up Oolongs comment.
"Yes, Yoda was once a Namek, but all the leaches on Dagobah reduced him from a 7-foot tall giant, down to a 2-foot Muppet."
(Mysterious voice from off-screen: "Now I've been around, but I ain't never seen,
A guy who looks like a Muppet, but he's wrinkled and green.
Oh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.")
Everyone looks around, trying to find the mysterious voice, suddenly, Radditz lands, still covered in rotten apple; it's beginning to turn to cider.
Everyone bursts out laughing at the green Saiyan.
Radditz angrily glares at the assembled characters, before reaching down, and painfully pulling the toffee-stick out of his leg.
"Your son is a menace Kakarot, he stuck this in my leg!"
Goku just looks at the stick in his brother's hand, before going back to trying to scratch the itch with his foot.
"So, you're the one that's here to destroy Earth??"
"That's right."
Will Piccolo side with Radditz; will Radditz ever get his armour clean??
Find out in the next exciting episode of Dragonball Z!
Jay: Hey, what the hell are you doing??
Lynx: what's it look like, I'm writing this out, because you wanted to go read fics instead of typing this out.
Jay: ah well, carry on.
Lynx: wait a minute; since you're here now, you can finish this off.
Jay: it's already finished, I'm gonna go get some lunch.
Lynx: I suppose you want me to post if for you as well?
Jay: that would be great, thanks. (Turns to go)
Lynx: (Cracks evil grin) the cat will play; what fun I can have with his FF.net account while he's not looking. He he heh heh heh BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jay: what?!!! Just remember I'm currently using your Internet hours at the moment, I'd hate for you to run out halfway through an assignment…
Lynx: Slaggit.
(a/n. well, that's all fer now folks, it's Jay's turn to do the next part, but as he said, assignments tend to hide in dark corners and jump out at you the day before they're due, so it might be a while before the next part gets posted)
AND I'M NOT GONNA BE TYPING THE NEXT PART!!!!! YOU HEAR ME JAY!!!!