I decided to write this because thought it would kind of silly. --Samkin
Head Lice
Crawford looked at the phone as he picked it up. "Hello?" He blinked once or twice then sighed. "Yes, I am Naoe's guardian." He paused and his eyes brightened. "Er..say that again?" He stopped and then blinked twice. "Oh.alright then. Pick him up? Okay."
Walking out of his office. "Schuldich, could you pick Nagi up from school, they called, he.er." He handed Schuldich a list. "Go to the pharmacy and pick up this shampoo please."
**
Nagi stood in front of his school scratching his head, he let out a low moan as he saw the red car that Schuldich was driving. "Crawford let you drive?"
"Just get in," Schuldich had a disgruntled look on his face. "Let's just get this over with."
Arriving home, Nagi was still scratching his head looking miserable. "Why did I get sent home early?" he asked Crawford.
"Nagi, go to your room! Do you want to give us all head lice?" Schuldich shouted and ran out of the room. "I got the comb, shampoo, more shampoo, and the gloves!"
"That's the reason?" Nagi blinked. "It is normal of kids to get head lice."
"Nagi go to your room!" Schuldich snarled pointing to the stairs.
**
Nagi felt bored as he lay on his bed, he looked up when he heard a knock on his door. "Nagi, time to drown your lice," Schuldich chimed sounding happy. He held a bottle in one hand and a towel on his shoulder. "Come on."
He walked into the bathroom where Crawford set on the floor newspapers. "Is this really necessary?" Nagi asked as he was pushed onto a chair.
"Nagi, you have lice, we have to drown them before we get it," the German gave a sigh and the towel hung like a cloak on Nagi's lithe form. "So hold still," Schuldich smiled and dumped some warm water on Nagi's head.
He felt Schuldich's gloved hands going into his hair as he was have stinging shampoo dumped onto his head. "Hey, that hurts!" Nagi yelled.
"Relax," Crawford stood there as he brought out the comb and handed it to Schuldich who started the other torture. "Did you touch anything?"
"My bed."
"I'll strip the sheets, Schuldich, keep Nagi in here," Crawford instructed.
**
Nagi stared as he was given a strange looking plastic hat. "I am not wearing that thing!" Using his powers he attempted to have it fly out the window.
"Nagi, you listen, do you want Crawford and I to have lice?" Schuldich asked.
"I don't care," Nagi hissed, then had the plastic hat on his head.
"I do, I don't like having to scratch my head. Now, just sit here and let the cream soak in."
**
"Nagi, aren't you coming?" Nagi held the phone and heard Tot asking the question. "You promised to take me and Mr. Bunny to the park."
"I have lice," he moaned into the phone.
"Nagi, Tot's phone time is up," Hell shouted into the phone. "And why can't you take her out for one night, she's annoying us?"
"I HAVE HEAD LICE!" Nagi shouted at Hell over the phone.
"Lice, did you try the shampoo?" Shane asked butting. "When Tot had lice once, we dunked her head in that shampoo and left it in for an hour.. Masufumi was afraid she'd go bold."
"Er, we tried that," Nagi groaned, he hated it when Schriet gave him advice about problems. "Let Schuldich handle this."
"Let's face it kid, when it comes to stuff like this, you need a woman's touch," Hell laughed. "Tell Crawford to expect us at eight."
Why do I get the feeling that no one is listening to me? Nagi lay on the couch. "NAGI, Don't lay down!" He heard Crawford yell.
**
At eight the Schriet girls walked into the Schwarz mansion. "er.why are you here?" Schuldich asked. "Don't tell me Nagi told about the lice."
Hell pushed a bag into his hands. "Leave it to men to screw up everything," she looked at Nagi's head and sighed. "You put a plastic bag on his head?"
"It said in the instructions of the shampoo to do that," Crawford brought out the bottle of lice shampoo.
"Crawford, not only is this not healthy for the boy's head, it can also cause problems for him in the future, the fumes from this stuff combined with the fumes of the plastic bag can cause suffocation," Shane rolled her eyes and took the bag off of the kid's head. "Nagi, be a dear and go into the bathroom and make a bath, this should take a few minutes."
Nagi made a groan walking up the steps. Since when does, my having head lice make Schriet help us? He sat down at the tub and drew the bath, he was suddenly instructed to take off his clothes and get in. "I'm not ten!" he shouted out at Neu who glared at him.
"Nagi, get in the bath," Neu yelled at him.
**
The next morning Nagi woke feeling better than ever. He realized he wasn't scratching his head as much. He decided to take a walk and saw Omi at the flower shop scratching his head complaining that it hurts. "You have lice," he told the boy and walked away leaving a bag of lice shampoo, the comb, plastic bag, and the number for Schriet. "They have a good cure for head lice, Omi."
Head Lice
Crawford looked at the phone as he picked it up. "Hello?" He blinked once or twice then sighed. "Yes, I am Naoe's guardian." He paused and his eyes brightened. "Er..say that again?" He stopped and then blinked twice. "Oh.alright then. Pick him up? Okay."
Walking out of his office. "Schuldich, could you pick Nagi up from school, they called, he.er." He handed Schuldich a list. "Go to the pharmacy and pick up this shampoo please."
**
Nagi stood in front of his school scratching his head, he let out a low moan as he saw the red car that Schuldich was driving. "Crawford let you drive?"
"Just get in," Schuldich had a disgruntled look on his face. "Let's just get this over with."
Arriving home, Nagi was still scratching his head looking miserable. "Why did I get sent home early?" he asked Crawford.
"Nagi, go to your room! Do you want to give us all head lice?" Schuldich shouted and ran out of the room. "I got the comb, shampoo, more shampoo, and the gloves!"
"That's the reason?" Nagi blinked. "It is normal of kids to get head lice."
"Nagi go to your room!" Schuldich snarled pointing to the stairs.
**
Nagi felt bored as he lay on his bed, he looked up when he heard a knock on his door. "Nagi, time to drown your lice," Schuldich chimed sounding happy. He held a bottle in one hand and a towel on his shoulder. "Come on."
He walked into the bathroom where Crawford set on the floor newspapers. "Is this really necessary?" Nagi asked as he was pushed onto a chair.
"Nagi, you have lice, we have to drown them before we get it," the German gave a sigh and the towel hung like a cloak on Nagi's lithe form. "So hold still," Schuldich smiled and dumped some warm water on Nagi's head.
He felt Schuldich's gloved hands going into his hair as he was have stinging shampoo dumped onto his head. "Hey, that hurts!" Nagi yelled.
"Relax," Crawford stood there as he brought out the comb and handed it to Schuldich who started the other torture. "Did you touch anything?"
"My bed."
"I'll strip the sheets, Schuldich, keep Nagi in here," Crawford instructed.
**
Nagi stared as he was given a strange looking plastic hat. "I am not wearing that thing!" Using his powers he attempted to have it fly out the window.
"Nagi, you listen, do you want Crawford and I to have lice?" Schuldich asked.
"I don't care," Nagi hissed, then had the plastic hat on his head.
"I do, I don't like having to scratch my head. Now, just sit here and let the cream soak in."
**
"Nagi, aren't you coming?" Nagi held the phone and heard Tot asking the question. "You promised to take me and Mr. Bunny to the park."
"I have lice," he moaned into the phone.
"Nagi, Tot's phone time is up," Hell shouted into the phone. "And why can't you take her out for one night, she's annoying us?"
"I HAVE HEAD LICE!" Nagi shouted at Hell over the phone.
"Lice, did you try the shampoo?" Shane asked butting. "When Tot had lice once, we dunked her head in that shampoo and left it in for an hour.. Masufumi was afraid she'd go bold."
"Er, we tried that," Nagi groaned, he hated it when Schriet gave him advice about problems. "Let Schuldich handle this."
"Let's face it kid, when it comes to stuff like this, you need a woman's touch," Hell laughed. "Tell Crawford to expect us at eight."
Why do I get the feeling that no one is listening to me? Nagi lay on the couch. "NAGI, Don't lay down!" He heard Crawford yell.
**
At eight the Schriet girls walked into the Schwarz mansion. "er.why are you here?" Schuldich asked. "Don't tell me Nagi told about the lice."
Hell pushed a bag into his hands. "Leave it to men to screw up everything," she looked at Nagi's head and sighed. "You put a plastic bag on his head?"
"It said in the instructions of the shampoo to do that," Crawford brought out the bottle of lice shampoo.
"Crawford, not only is this not healthy for the boy's head, it can also cause problems for him in the future, the fumes from this stuff combined with the fumes of the plastic bag can cause suffocation," Shane rolled her eyes and took the bag off of the kid's head. "Nagi, be a dear and go into the bathroom and make a bath, this should take a few minutes."
Nagi made a groan walking up the steps. Since when does, my having head lice make Schriet help us? He sat down at the tub and drew the bath, he was suddenly instructed to take off his clothes and get in. "I'm not ten!" he shouted out at Neu who glared at him.
"Nagi, get in the bath," Neu yelled at him.
**
The next morning Nagi woke feeling better than ever. He realized he wasn't scratching his head as much. He decided to take a walk and saw Omi at the flower shop scratching his head complaining that it hurts. "You have lice," he told the boy and walked away leaving a bag of lice shampoo, the comb, plastic bag, and the number for Schriet. "They have a good cure for head lice, Omi."