(By popular demand, here is Omi's side of the story)
Part 2
Nagi had left him the package and the number to Schriet, he didn't want to admit he had lice, of course that was before one of the little boys on Ken's soccer team just started to tell him. "The head gets all itchy and you scratch and scratch all the time," the little boy told Ken who was looking at him suspiciously.
Omi left the room with the bag in hand, he saw Aya looking over at him and then motioned for him to come upstairs. "Sit," the older man ordered and he did as he was told. Aya brought out a fine toothed comb and looked into his hair. "Thought so, you got it from that brat in Schwarz."
"No I didn't," Omi yelled and stomped off to his room.
"Omi, come out," Ken knocked on the door, we need to do a treatment.
"No way!" Omi retorted.
"And we need to burn your sheets," Yohji put in, though Omi stared in shock, these were his favorite Scooby Doo sheets.
"NO!"
"I'm kidding, I'm kidding, Omi, we just need to wash them, don't worry," the tall lanky assassin looked at Aya. "I think he can't take a joke, just like you, Aya."
"Omi. Out. Now!" Aya walked into the room and pushed him out of the room and into the small bathroom.
There was a crash and the phone rang as Omi came running out of the bathroom. "Hello, Omi speaking," he held the phone. "Oh.er..Yohji-kun, its for you."
Yohji sighed and cleaned off the receiver. "Schuldich, you know better than calling here. Oh, well, yeah, Omi has lice. Call Schriet, are you mad?" There was a pause and Yohji sighed. "You know what I meant, for crying out loud, I was kidding. I'm not going to say it with Aya, Ken, and Omi standing there. Fine, I love you too." He hung up and looked at his team. "Alright, we're calling Hell."
**
Hell looked rather miffed then sighed. "Alright, Weiss, this is what you do, you make the shampoo into a lather, then you add in vinegar. Aya, will you shut up and listen to me, it isn't going to make the brat go bold! Just do it," she growled impatiently. "Now, then you dunk his head under the water, bring him up for air, then lather again, then add the vinegar, then dunk, do that about four times. Then you dry his hair in a clean towel and check in the morning if there are any more lice. If there is, just do the bath again, and add extra vinegar in. His hair might become rather glossy, but it has good results with getting rid of the blood suckers."
After hanging up she looked at Neu and sighed. "You know something, I am glad I'm a woman, imagine what Schwarz and Weiss will do without us?"
Neu nodded and sighed. "They are men, they would lose their way without women holding their hands."
**
Omi sat there in the tub as Ken wore some rubber gloves and lathered up his hair with the lice killing shampoo. He let out a moan as Aya brought out some vinegar and rubbed some of it into his scalp. "That hurts!"
"Shut up," Aya growled. "Do you want it to hurt more?"
"It smells funny, like that cleaner," Omi whined.
"That's because it's vinegar. We use that to clean the sink and counters in the store," Ken whispered. "This is cooking vinegar, this should kill off those lice, right?"
"Hell said to make sure it is rubbed in good and then we just pour or dunk Omi's head under water." Aya rolled his eyes. "Since when do those girls know how to."
"Aya, think about it, we're men, right? Women have mothering hen instincts, Omi's still a little kid to them so they know how to treat a child's scraped knees, bloody noses, bee stings, and yes, lice," Yohji sighed. "We just follow these instructions, it does sound like my mother's instructions on how to get rid of head lice and bubble gum getting stuck in the hair."
**
Omi whined more as his hair was inspected the next morning, though his hair was rather fluffy and pretty. He saw Aya looking at him and saw his eyes brighten. "Wow, that cure worked," Aya gave a sigh. "Ready to go back to school?"
**
Returning to school, Omi saw Nagi walking down the hall. "Tell Schriet thanks for the cure," Omi smiled at him. "That had to be the most unusual cure I have ever heard of."
"At least I didn't have to sleep with a bag on my head," Nagi laughed.
"A bag?"
/End/
Part 2
Nagi had left him the package and the number to Schriet, he didn't want to admit he had lice, of course that was before one of the little boys on Ken's soccer team just started to tell him. "The head gets all itchy and you scratch and scratch all the time," the little boy told Ken who was looking at him suspiciously.
Omi left the room with the bag in hand, he saw Aya looking over at him and then motioned for him to come upstairs. "Sit," the older man ordered and he did as he was told. Aya brought out a fine toothed comb and looked into his hair. "Thought so, you got it from that brat in Schwarz."
"No I didn't," Omi yelled and stomped off to his room.
"Omi, come out," Ken knocked on the door, we need to do a treatment.
"No way!" Omi retorted.
"And we need to burn your sheets," Yohji put in, though Omi stared in shock, these were his favorite Scooby Doo sheets.
"NO!"
"I'm kidding, I'm kidding, Omi, we just need to wash them, don't worry," the tall lanky assassin looked at Aya. "I think he can't take a joke, just like you, Aya."
"Omi. Out. Now!" Aya walked into the room and pushed him out of the room and into the small bathroom.
There was a crash and the phone rang as Omi came running out of the bathroom. "Hello, Omi speaking," he held the phone. "Oh.er..Yohji-kun, its for you."
Yohji sighed and cleaned off the receiver. "Schuldich, you know better than calling here. Oh, well, yeah, Omi has lice. Call Schriet, are you mad?" There was a pause and Yohji sighed. "You know what I meant, for crying out loud, I was kidding. I'm not going to say it with Aya, Ken, and Omi standing there. Fine, I love you too." He hung up and looked at his team. "Alright, we're calling Hell."
**
Hell looked rather miffed then sighed. "Alright, Weiss, this is what you do, you make the shampoo into a lather, then you add in vinegar. Aya, will you shut up and listen to me, it isn't going to make the brat go bold! Just do it," she growled impatiently. "Now, then you dunk his head under the water, bring him up for air, then lather again, then add the vinegar, then dunk, do that about four times. Then you dry his hair in a clean towel and check in the morning if there are any more lice. If there is, just do the bath again, and add extra vinegar in. His hair might become rather glossy, but it has good results with getting rid of the blood suckers."
After hanging up she looked at Neu and sighed. "You know something, I am glad I'm a woman, imagine what Schwarz and Weiss will do without us?"
Neu nodded and sighed. "They are men, they would lose their way without women holding their hands."
**
Omi sat there in the tub as Ken wore some rubber gloves and lathered up his hair with the lice killing shampoo. He let out a moan as Aya brought out some vinegar and rubbed some of it into his scalp. "That hurts!"
"Shut up," Aya growled. "Do you want it to hurt more?"
"It smells funny, like that cleaner," Omi whined.
"That's because it's vinegar. We use that to clean the sink and counters in the store," Ken whispered. "This is cooking vinegar, this should kill off those lice, right?"
"Hell said to make sure it is rubbed in good and then we just pour or dunk Omi's head under water." Aya rolled his eyes. "Since when do those girls know how to."
"Aya, think about it, we're men, right? Women have mothering hen instincts, Omi's still a little kid to them so they know how to treat a child's scraped knees, bloody noses, bee stings, and yes, lice," Yohji sighed. "We just follow these instructions, it does sound like my mother's instructions on how to get rid of head lice and bubble gum getting stuck in the hair."
**
Omi whined more as his hair was inspected the next morning, though his hair was rather fluffy and pretty. He saw Aya looking at him and saw his eyes brighten. "Wow, that cure worked," Aya gave a sigh. "Ready to go back to school?"
**
Returning to school, Omi saw Nagi walking down the hall. "Tell Schriet thanks for the cure," Omi smiled at him. "That had to be the most unusual cure I have ever heard of."
"At least I didn't have to sleep with a bag on my head," Nagi laughed.
"A bag?"
/End/