Back again after several delays caused by experimentation with cardboard cutouts on the backs of monkeys. We have progressed to eagle wings on their backs which means we now have gliding monkeys (hurray) unfortunately we are down to 980 monkeys as some of the early tests did, ahh not quite go as planned for a monkey with a cardboard cut-out of an eagle's wings on its back will glide when pushed off tall buildings, unfortunately they glide rather fast and we haven't figured out how to make them land yet. That is a problem we are still working on.

Disclaimer : until one of our gliding monkeys finds us a dragonball (and lives to tell about it) we do not own dragonballZ

Thanks to "Son Natari" and "The guy that runs peds over" for your reviews we'll try to keep uploading to some sort of a schedule (the sort where we write and post when we feel like it/get the time/can get the monkeys off the computer long enough. Who the slag taught them to play solitaire anyway??) and keep our general insanity happening
Mind you we'll do just about anything for chocolate. The bat-monkeys are working perfectly now, but are unable to carry any weight. Maybe if 4 monkeys carried the chocolate on a vine or something.

"Yeah, but are monkeys migratory?"
"What does that matter?"
"Well, how are they going to get all that way with a block of chocolate on a vine if they're non-migratory."

"It isn't a matter of whether the monkeys are migratory, as to whether or not the bats are."

"Oh yeah."

Maybe if we tried multiple bats per monkey? Or perhaps put eagle wings on the bats and then tied the bats to the monkeys??

Anyway, on with the show.

The Great Spandex Adventure 7

"What! You think that I'm just going to make you food after you fight me husband and kidnap my son?? You must be as brainless as Goku pretends to be!" Chi Chi screamed at Radditz.

"Ah my ears! Anyway, by feeding us we won't be fighting anymore. I'll be more inclined to free your son and what did you say about Kakarot being smart? My ears were ringing, but not that badly."

"Goku is smart, he's teaching Gohan advanced algebra when he's only four. It is testament to his teaching skills that his son is earning so fast. His dumb act is just to make his opponents let their guard down. Why do you think he is such a good genius when it comes to fighting?"

Goku pulled his finger out of his ear and looked at it expectantly, "Oh Chi Chi, did you have to tell him that? I try to keep it a secret you know"

Piccolo leaned over to Radditz just as Goku stuck the same finger up his nose without wiping it off first, "He's a very good actor isn't he?"

"Hmm."

"A little too good if you ask me. In my opinion, I think that he really is nuts, but he acts smart to act dumb."

"That's still pretty smart."

"Agreed, but I think that the real reason why he's teaching Gohan algebra while he's so young is so that hopefully when he gets to high school he'll have forgotten all his fathers teachings."

"I'd agree with that."

Suddenly, Bulmas mum came in. (with a pitcher of lemonade)

"Ooh, who's this handsome young man Chi Chi?"

"It's Goku's brother."

"Goku's brother eh, is he single?"

Radditz looked perplexed, he turned to his brother for support only to find him trying very hard to lick his elbow.

"Don't you know that's impossible little brother?"
"Yeah, but that's why I'm trying."

"Honestly, I bet that if you still had a tail you'd be chasing it all day."

"Can I chase yours?"
Radditz almost sweatdropped, but caught himself at the last moment.

"Phew, that was close."
"So, who's up for lemonade, I'm sure this handsome young man would like a glass."

"Uh yeah, KAKAROT WHAT ARE YOU DOING?????"
Goku was over by the kitchen scales with his head on them.

"I'm trying to find out how much my head weighs, but each time I look up at the needle it says 'zero'"

"OF COURSE IT DOES YOU FOOL, YOU'RE TAKING YOUR HEAD OFF THEM TO READ THEM!!!"
"Oh, well what would you suggest?"
"GET BACK OVER HERE!"
"Ok ok, no need to shout. Hey look, there's ice in this lemonade. He he, look how it swirls around!"

"My brother, the idiot."

Will Radditz get hen-pecked? Can Goku keep up the dum but smart maybe is dum but might be smart playing dumb playing smart reverse phycology act and will lynx and I ever get our flying monkeys (or our chocolate??)
Find out in the next exiting episode of The Great Spandex Adventure.