"Look! One of the Monkeys has found a Dragonball!!"

"What?!?!"

"Look, over there!"

"Hey, you're right. Oh slag. It's only an orange. YOU STUPID MONKEY!"

Anyway, because of the incompetence of monkeys, we don't own DBZ yet, so you can't sue us, nyah nyah!

Hmm, sorry this post's been slow lately, I've (Lynx) have been working a lot on my own fics, and Jay's working hard on Repentance (a damn good fic, you MUST read it!!!) And while you're at it, read my stuff :o(

So, forgive the lack of enthusiasm, hopefully now that I'm writing this I'll be more motivated, and can get Jay to go do chapter 9 (you can't get him to work like that, you gotta poke him with a stick!)

Hmm, there's a thought; maybe the monkeys just need airspeed. I wonder if taping them to fireworks would work. "HEY YOU, GET HERE!"

Ahem, on with the show.

Goku stuck his head inside the pitcher of lemonade, splashing most of it out onto the floor.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!"

"All my life I've wondered what it's like the be an ice cube, so I thought I'd try and see things from one's perspective."

"Now I remember why father never took us anywhere when we were kids."

"Oh yeah, hey, remember that time when we were at the all you can eat buffet, and you climbed into the salad bar and they couldn't get you out?"

"That was you you idiot."
"Oh yeah, well what about that time that you got your head stuck in that letterbox thingy."
"Again little brother, that was you."

"Hmm. Well, what about that time when we were at the palace, and you broke Prince Vegetas favourite toy and then told him that Nappa did it."

"I must admit that was kinda funny. Remember how Veggie tried blasting Nappa, but it wasn't much more than warmth and we all crowded around?"

"Heh, and then Vegeta got really annoyed and set fire to Nappa's hair?"

"It never did grow back properly you know."

"Those were the good days."

Chi Chi looked perplexed at the way that Goku was being so friendly with someone who had kidnapped his son, and after tea and biscuits would probably try and kill him.

Goku looked around at the assembled crowd before realising that he'd stopped acting stupid, and quickly resumed trying to lick his elbow.

"Sigh. You really are an idiot Goku."

Bulmas mum was still standing over in the corner with a stupid grin on and holding the now empty pitcher she blew Radditz a kiss before heading off to get more. Radditz tried to hide behind his brother, but Goku thought it was a game and tried to get behind his brother, in the process knocking the table, which sent the coffee all over Oolong.

Well people, what'd you think?? Sorry to be so short (it's still longer than the last chapter), but I'm fresh out of ideas.

Now, where's a good place to buy fireworks...

And remember to please close cover before striking friends.