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Now on with the intro
5, 4,3,2,1 lift-off approaching separation BOOM
OH WELL flight trials with our monkeys our progressing at an amazing rate however we seem to have a fireworks separation problem where the monkeys go boom before they can actually get sufficient airspeed to travel any distance and to add to this we're losing monkeys at an unacceptable rate who do they think they are to just go and blow themselves up on us
So until this problem can be rectified we may have to suspend trials but i'm sure we can find a way.
Disclaimer : As i've sold my soul to the devil well Vegeta anyway in return for giving him fanfic authors protection from pink he's promised to give me bulma's dragon radar so soon all of DBZ will be mine BWHAHAHAHAHA.
"AHHHHHH that friggen hurt be a bit bloody careful what you're knoking over goku" Oolong yelled.
"Sorry oolong didn't see you there"
"Hey brother you talking to that pink pig thing"
"Yeah I just spilled the coffee over him why"
"I was just wondering how do you feel like a bit a bacon"
"Mmm bacon but were are we going to get some bacon from we're miles from the nearest town"
"We've got a source of bacon right in front of us what do you say we roast it"
Evil smirk more suited to radditz crosses goku's face "what do you say whichever one of us manages to catch the bacon can do the carving"
"You're on little brother let's catch us some pork"
"AHHHHHHH run away run away I don't want to be bacon"
"Quick kakkarot after it our bacon's getting away"
"Right i'll tail him you head him off at the pass"
"AHHHHHHHH"
"I nearly got him I just missed his tail"
"Yeah this bacon can move sideways bloody fast"
"AHHHHH"
"Kakkarot if we both ki blast this side of the bacon then that will force him to move that way then we can grab him, ready"
"Yep" ha ha
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK"
"Right I got the front you got his tail kakkarot"
"Yeah lets go roast us some pork"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"Hmm what oven settings do we need for pork kakkarot"
"I don't know I normally leave the cooking to chichi"
"Hmm we'll set it for 160 celsius then and 3 hours then I just love slow roast pork"
"Yeah I can hardly wait so have you got a good hold"
"Yeah"
"Well hold on tight while I open the oven"
"There now it's open shove him and i'll shut the door and lock it so he can't get out"
"NOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO BE COOKED"
"Right ready 1,2,3 in you go "
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"Bang"
"He's in there now lets just sit back and wait for our slow cooked pork"
"Mmmm pork"
That will do for now i'll see if I can get lynx to do the next part but it could be difficult
"Ya got that bit bloody right jay you'll never take me alive"
So has radditz managed to corrupt goku will poor oolong be turned into slow roast pork
Find out whenever we manage to post the next chapter.