After many many moons of inactivity on this fic I thought some random insanity could be used by the general populace and myself besides lynx has been annoying me to do something.

Review thanks :

Stephanie : thanks Lauren5 : thanks will see what I can do Wicked Woman : thanks for all your reviews Vegesa: SSJ Jedi Knight : thanks Dark-Sephy : yes I've finally got around to it.

Disclaimer: monkey trials have been suspended to a combination of factors ranging from nicotine addiction (damn smoking monkeys) to unacceptable losses bloody combustion does anyone know where we can find none explosive monkeys. Oh and vegeta's lost the bloody dragon radar the useless beeeeeep.

Oolongs escape :

LET ME OUT !!!!

"Hey Radditz our pork ain't done yet." Goku's slow dopy grin was back along with a fair slab of saliva.

"Don't know why we've had it cooking for a few months now" Radditz was wondering how long this damn pig would take to cook.

"It's simple really"

"huh" goku and radditz looked around to see who knew the secret to cooking a pig.

Piccolo shook his head such simpletons "the blue bush to two k's away controls the pigs heat temperature he's simply dissipating it all the time"

"what really"

"yes how else can you explain it" Piccolo had the air of one who knew that he was right. it was a simple thing and he only had to pull it off for a couple more minutes

"okay let's go get it and destroy it bro" Goku's insanity was catching and radditz flew off with him in the direction of the bush.

Piccolo smirked mission one accomplished mission 2 under way. He went quickly to the oven door opened it and pulled out a very hot pig.

"YEOOOOOOWWW GENTLE EASY OF THE BURNS."

"Shuttup oolong and split they'll be back soon"

"crap" and with a flash of speed oolong was gone

piccolo deciding now that discretion really was the greater part of valour did the same.

When goku and radditz entered the house a minute later without being able to find that plant they discovered a eerie sight. The oven was empty.

Radditz roar echoed throughout the house.

"RIGHT WHICH BASTARD FLOGGED OUR PIG."

Okay I'll try not to be as long with the next maybe lynx will do it BOOOOOM or maybe not it seems he's still having monkey difficulties Anyway please review