Insomnia is bad.
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Hi! Another story from yours truly, this is actually based of the hallucinations I suffered when
I neglected to sleep for an entire week.
This is a one shot, but I may do a sequel if persuaded to.
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As always mentioned, I am only 13 years old, and greatly appreciate
any feedback one may have on this fic of lunacy.
Constructive critism is welcomed, and is seen by me as a complement
that someone had the heart to critique my story.
Flames are also accepted, but if given,
I shall retaliate, and you do not want to see my side of fury.
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Kakashi: "No you don't"...*Brrrr*.
davidfreeza : Keep it up bush head, I'm getting there.......
Naruto: " I do not take drugs!!!"
Sasuke: "Uh I think this fic involves lack of sleep, not drugs baka."
Naruto: "I am not an idiot!!!! Grrr."
Kakashi: "I think someone still needs some sleep, eh dunce?"
davidfreeza: "Yup! I'll get the tazer."
Naruto: Damn you Sasuke, you rat bastard i'll killyouhurtyoumakeyou...
davidfreeza: ...../ZZZT/
Naruto: suffezzzerkz kzkz *twitch* *twitch*
Sasuke: Thank you!
Sakura: Oh!!!! Hi Sasuke!!!!
davidfreeza: /pulls out berretta and shoots sakura squarely between the eyes./
"I'm having a good day!"
Sasuke: Thank you! You would think this was more like a funny farm than a school of ninjitsu...
davidfreeza: " Green purple, monkey shines!"
Sasuke: " I'll get the tazer"
davidfreeza:.....
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On with my latest fan-fic!!!
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Naruto, surprisingly has a very regimented routine. Every morning, he performs
100 push ups, 300 sit-ups, a 30 minute target practice using
his shuriken, and has to fit a large ramen breakfast into
the aforementioned workout. But Naruto, in his futile attempts to gain strength beyond
comprehension, to become the greatest hokage;
He has neglected one essential bodily need.
Naruto seems to be under the delusion that he is now required
2 work out sessions a day. A lighter, smaller one in the morning,
and an unimaginably large session at night. In this,
the most foolish kitsune has neglected to sleep.
Now unless you have experienced the dread of insomnia,
one cannot realize how it messes up your body. For one,
"Mr. Arrogant orange jacket" over here couldn't build up the skills necessary if he trained
24-7, oh no; Sleep is required for bodily growth, and when sleep is refused the body,
well... you get the picture.
Our cursed little fox seems completely oblivious to this, for he has neglected sleep,
going on a week now.
But he shall soon find out there are repercussions for every action,
some beneficial, and others, completely deplorable.
*Yaaawn* "Maybe I should at least try to nap for a few minutes..."
As Naruto walked to his room, the week of lack of
sleep finally caught up to him, in a most unscrupulous manner.
Suddenly Naruto could see the ground open, and swallow him whole. "What the hell is going on?"
The room he was in seemed to be red, and dimly lit.
Suddenly, he fell again "Aaaahhh!!"
Further, and further he descended into the abyss,
though he found it odd that it still felt as though he was rested
on a carpeted surface for the entire frightening, vertical journey.
When he finally came to rest, he discovered what seemed like the muculent innards of
some voluminous beast, and realized with horror, the massive, protruding barbs
he had viewed briefly on his way down, were in fact the teeth of whatever monstrosity
he currently occupied. Then he saw a light, albeit an incredibly dull one, but
it was there nonetheless. What he saw next absolutely horrified him,
it seemed as though a porcine, obese red man was flogging the owner of naruto's
favourite ramen stand, while consuming what seemed to be the worlds supply of ramen noodles.
Then the thickset demon started to skin him,
but the poor victim suddenly transformed into Sasuke, so Naruto was fine with it.
Then the young shinobi was once again brought to a strange place. He was now locked in
mortal combat with what seemed to be a monstrous ant. He was inside his pillow!
The only weapon that he had at his disposal was what looked like a very large pitchfork. Then,
just as the ant was about to cast it's deathblow, Naruto was back to average size.
Then, yet again an over-sized insect appeared, a beetle. This new nemesis
latched itself to naruto's chest, and just as our main character was about to thrust a kunai
into this evil insect, he snapped out of his strange illusion. Naruto was standing
in the kitchen; the cutlery drawer seemed forced open. He looked down. A fork occupies his left
hand, while his right holds a...a...a
"Aaargh!!! What am I doing pointing a 13" butcher knife at myself!!?!?!?!?"
You see folks; not receiving your daily rest can have these effects on you!
"Oh boy....That is the last time I go without sleep...I'm tired,
I think I'll go to bed right now!"
Yes Naruto, you do that.
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The moral of this story ?
A: Naruto needs medical attention.
B: Fat red guys suck ass.
C: Sleep deprivation fucks you up.
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Answer:
All three.
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Naruto: "Fuck you davidfreeza...*twitch* zzk twitch"
davidfreeza: "ha ha ha ha ha zzk *twitch* zkkzz"
davidfreeza: "Fuck you Sasuke" zzk. *twitch*, Kakashi!!! Get me my machete."
Everyone sans Sasuke and Sakura: Your are so fucking dead Sasuke!
Sakura: "Nooooo! You can't hurt my sasuke!"
davidfreeza: "Didn't I shoot you earlier?"
Sakura: "Yes"
davidfreeza: "Then may I ask why you're still alive?"
Sakura: "You wrote me a line dumbass."
davidfreeza: "good point"
Sakura: "The word processor is mightier than the Beretta."
davidfreeza: "Okay" *throws word processor installation disk at Sakura's head*
Sakura: *decapitated by disk* X_X
davidfreeza: "Better."
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My first real fanfiction done at last! I hope you enjoyed it
Review please. here's the url to my other Legacy of Kain poem i am currently writing
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1455481
check it out ! Rview it too!
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Hi! Another story from yours truly, this is actually based of the hallucinations I suffered when
I neglected to sleep for an entire week.
This is a one shot, but I may do a sequel if persuaded to.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
As always mentioned, I am only 13 years old, and greatly appreciate
any feedback one may have on this fic of lunacy.
Constructive critism is welcomed, and is seen by me as a complement
that someone had the heart to critique my story.
Flames are also accepted, but if given,
I shall retaliate, and you do not want to see my side of fury.
---------------------------------------------------------------
Kakashi: "No you don't"...*Brrrr*.
davidfreeza : Keep it up bush head, I'm getting there.......
Naruto: " I do not take drugs!!!"
Sasuke: "Uh I think this fic involves lack of sleep, not drugs baka."
Naruto: "I am not an idiot!!!! Grrr."
Kakashi: "I think someone still needs some sleep, eh dunce?"
davidfreeza: "Yup! I'll get the tazer."
Naruto: Damn you Sasuke, you rat bastard i'll killyouhurtyoumakeyou...
davidfreeza: ...../ZZZT/
Naruto: suffezzzerkz kzkz *twitch* *twitch*
Sasuke: Thank you!
Sakura: Oh!!!! Hi Sasuke!!!!
davidfreeza: /pulls out berretta and shoots sakura squarely between the eyes./
"I'm having a good day!"
Sasuke: Thank you! You would think this was more like a funny farm than a school of ninjitsu...
davidfreeza: " Green purple, monkey shines!"
Sasuke: " I'll get the tazer"
davidfreeza:.....
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
On with my latest fan-fic!!!
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Naruto, surprisingly has a very regimented routine. Every morning, he performs
100 push ups, 300 sit-ups, a 30 minute target practice using
his shuriken, and has to fit a large ramen breakfast into
the aforementioned workout. But Naruto, in his futile attempts to gain strength beyond
comprehension, to become the greatest hokage;
He has neglected one essential bodily need.
Naruto seems to be under the delusion that he is now required
2 work out sessions a day. A lighter, smaller one in the morning,
and an unimaginably large session at night. In this,
the most foolish kitsune has neglected to sleep.
Now unless you have experienced the dread of insomnia,
one cannot realize how it messes up your body. For one,
"Mr. Arrogant orange jacket" over here couldn't build up the skills necessary if he trained
24-7, oh no; Sleep is required for bodily growth, and when sleep is refused the body,
well... you get the picture.
Our cursed little fox seems completely oblivious to this, for he has neglected sleep,
going on a week now.
But he shall soon find out there are repercussions for every action,
some beneficial, and others, completely deplorable.
*Yaaawn* "Maybe I should at least try to nap for a few minutes..."
As Naruto walked to his room, the week of lack of
sleep finally caught up to him, in a most unscrupulous manner.
Suddenly Naruto could see the ground open, and swallow him whole. "What the hell is going on?"
The room he was in seemed to be red, and dimly lit.
Suddenly, he fell again "Aaaahhh!!"
Further, and further he descended into the abyss,
though he found it odd that it still felt as though he was rested
on a carpeted surface for the entire frightening, vertical journey.
When he finally came to rest, he discovered what seemed like the muculent innards of
some voluminous beast, and realized with horror, the massive, protruding barbs
he had viewed briefly on his way down, were in fact the teeth of whatever monstrosity
he currently occupied. Then he saw a light, albeit an incredibly dull one, but
it was there nonetheless. What he saw next absolutely horrified him,
it seemed as though a porcine, obese red man was flogging the owner of naruto's
favourite ramen stand, while consuming what seemed to be the worlds supply of ramen noodles.
Then the thickset demon started to skin him,
but the poor victim suddenly transformed into Sasuke, so Naruto was fine with it.
Then the young shinobi was once again brought to a strange place. He was now locked in
mortal combat with what seemed to be a monstrous ant. He was inside his pillow!
The only weapon that he had at his disposal was what looked like a very large pitchfork. Then,
just as the ant was about to cast it's deathblow, Naruto was back to average size.
Then, yet again an over-sized insect appeared, a beetle. This new nemesis
latched itself to naruto's chest, and just as our main character was about to thrust a kunai
into this evil insect, he snapped out of his strange illusion. Naruto was standing
in the kitchen; the cutlery drawer seemed forced open. He looked down. A fork occupies his left
hand, while his right holds a...a...a
"Aaargh!!! What am I doing pointing a 13" butcher knife at myself!!?!?!?!?"
You see folks; not receiving your daily rest can have these effects on you!
"Oh boy....That is the last time I go without sleep...I'm tired,
I think I'll go to bed right now!"
Yes Naruto, you do that.
--------------------------------------------------------
The moral of this story ?
A: Naruto needs medical attention.
B: Fat red guys suck ass.
C: Sleep deprivation fucks you up.
-----------------------------------------------
Answer:
All three.
----------------------------------------------------
Naruto: "Fuck you davidfreeza...*twitch* zzk twitch"
davidfreeza: "ha ha ha ha ha zzk *twitch* zkkzz"
davidfreeza: "Fuck you Sasuke" zzk. *twitch*, Kakashi!!! Get me my machete."
Everyone sans Sasuke and Sakura: Your are so fucking dead Sasuke!
Sakura: "Nooooo! You can't hurt my sasuke!"
davidfreeza: "Didn't I shoot you earlier?"
Sakura: "Yes"
davidfreeza: "Then may I ask why you're still alive?"
Sakura: "You wrote me a line dumbass."
davidfreeza: "good point"
Sakura: "The word processor is mightier than the Beretta."
davidfreeza: "Okay" *throws word processor installation disk at Sakura's head*
Sakura: *decapitated by disk* X_X
davidfreeza: "Better."
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My first real fanfiction done at last! I hope you enjoyed it
Review please. here's the url to my other Legacy of Kain poem i am currently writing
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1455481
check it out ! Rview it too!
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