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A/N: Here's the ending result due to boredome and 24 hours flicks on Comedy Central. Seeing the Movie 'Coming to America' got me thinkin' hey! Why not make a fic...
So here I am. this is not a WHOLE parody of the movie, just key parts. I never do a actual WHOLE parody! So for the people who have anything to due with the movie, I don't own it, you do, there are you satisfied you greedy fuckers ? O.o
On with the Goodness!
Coming to Earth
Chapter 2
Test Dummy Saiyan!
Vegeta and Kakarott tiptoed to the docking bay. There was only one person there, and not at the ceremony, adding to Vegeta's pissivity level. The ma was leaning back in a chair next to royal cruiser.
"Kakarott, go and ask that guy why the hell he's here"
"Why can't you?" Kakarott asked.
"Cause royalty can't be seen outside of the ceremony dumbass!"
With that said, Vegeta pushed Kakarott right out into the open. Kakarott stumbled but composed himself and walked over to the man.
"Excuse me, but what may I ask are you doing here and not at the ceremony?"
"I have to keep this ship running and ready for the Prince, just in case he and his bride want to take there honeymoon off the planet." The man replied.
Vegeta sneaked around and was now hovering over the man, Kakarott wasn't phased at all, but on the inside he was screaming that Vegeta not get caught.
"The ships packed to, enough food to feed a small pidly planet for one year, everything you can possible imagine! and mo --- "
Vegeta hit the man on a pressure point in the neck, the man continuing to say the word 'more' as he tubmled to the floor.
"Come on Kakarott, this ship'll do"
Kakarott and Vegeta hopped onto the ship, closing the door behind them, Vegeta taking the controls and setting the course.
"Vegeta, have yo decided where we will go?"
"Earth" Vegeta replied.
The ship reved up and lifted off the groud. Vegeta pressed a button and the doors opened up, now that he was in space, he zoomed off to the planet.
"How long are we going to be till we reach the planet Earth?"
"Impatient? Kakarott I didn't know you possesed that trait!?" Vegeta scolded. "But, atleast a day. we might aswell see what this damn ship has to offer"
Vegeta and Kakarott walked together exploring the ship. The ship was huge, had a training room on the bottom floor with gravity simulators, courtesy of the Earth, through a alliance. The original level had the rooms, entertainment center, kitchen fully stocked, 5 rooms, and dining hall, and on the top floor, was the bathroom, spa, grand pool, smal hot spring and hot tub/jacuzzi area. The whole roof was glass window, giving the person a great view of space surrounding them. And there was also a spare space pod, which was actually a decent size with 1 bedroom, small bathroom, controls, and a refrigerator.
But Vegeta and Kakarott cared little of their other luxiries, only the Gravity Room, so that's what they did with their time. Their WHOLE time, training, thats what they loved to do the most.
~ Next day ~
They would land on earth in six hours. Vegeta and Kakarott were in the kitchen, woffing down the food due to lack of it and the fact that training did this to them. They were now down to 75% of the food supply.
"Before we land on this mudball, we better relax and enjoy this damn ship. I have a feeling that we're going to go through hell once we settle in" Vegeta said.
Vegeta and Kakarott went their seprate ways. Vegeta to the hot spring and Kakarott to the swiming pool. It felt strange to Vegeta to be in a body of water and not have women ready to wash him, but he shrugged it off. Vegeta sighed in the hot water, it did wonders to the muscles, plus it helped him think more clearly.
*Will I actually find someone suitable before my father comes looking for me? There are billions of women on that planet, the luck of finding one female is going to be a difficulty.* Vegeta thought.
As Vegeta continued to think, his eyes widened at something. Vegeta neglected to bring money, showing how he was not yet a man, for he demonstrated a act common of a little princling whim. Vegeta growled, this ship would now have to be there home. How they were goingto hide it just yet was beyond him. Perhaps Kakarott had some money? Vegeta stepped out of the hot spring and went to change into better clothes. A tank top and black training pants, non spandex. He walked towards the pool, watching Kakarott come towards him.
"Kakarott, do you have any money?"
"Well, yeah, 40 saiya-soms, why?"
"We're poor" Vegeta said simply.
"We're what!? How are we going to survive on a strage planet?" Kakarott screamed.
"With your 40 saiya-soms. That should be 600 earth dollars. Yes 40 saiya-soms are pocket change for us Saiya-jins, but on earth, saiya-soms are alculated to be very valuble. We'll still live in this ship, we'll park it somewhere secluded, but we'll purchase decent clothing. People may wonder why were dressed like upper class saiya-jins, which we are. So we have to keep a low profile." Vegeta said.
"Yes your highness" Kakarott sighed.
Vegeta and Kakarott headed to their rooms for sleep, for they had yet to rest, they trained the whole entire time.
~ 6 hours later ~
Vegeta shot up when the entire ship shook wildly, he levitated up into the air, only to be slapped with items in his room. He growled when the shaking ceased, and his room was in ruins. He walked out to see kakarott clutching his head, cursing under his breath.
"Let me guess, you hit your head on something? Hopefully you'll return to your normal saiya-jin self, your to damn soft already." Vegeta grunted.
Kakarott ignored Vegeta and they went to the control room.
"Computer, state our location" Vegeta commanded.
"Planet Earth, population 45 billion (A/N: I don't know what the real population is, play along), it is curretly 4:15 pm, we are in West Capitol City, home to the Capsule Corporation" The mechanical voice said.
"Capsule Corp, why does that sound familiar?" Kakarott asked.
"Figures you don't know any better. Capsule Corp has given Vegetasei lot of technical support in the past few years due to the alliance." Vegeta educated Kakarott.
"Are we going to have to get jobs Vegeta?" Kakarott asked.
"Afraid so, I'll chose something not to hard, but extremely benefitting...Computer, give me a list of job openings earning 100-500 dollars a hour"
"100-500 dollars a hour!? Veget are you crazy!? What job would be like that!?" Kakarott shouted.
"2 listings came up. One, The Dirty Dog dance club, need male dancers : pay very well"
Vegeta and Kakarott shivered. The thought of becoming exotic dancers was proposterous.
"I hope your not thinking of that"
"Of course not you fool!" Vegeta screamed. (A/N: No offense to actual strippers out here) "Computer, what was the other listing?"
"Capsule Corp...would you like to hear to audio commercial Prince Vegeta?"
"Go on" Vegeta grunted.
The screen became black, but brightened, showing the Capsule Corp sympol and there slogan beneath, then a women came into view. Kakarott paid her little mind, but Vegeta wa sbecoming observant.
"Hi, I'm Bulma Briefs, Vice President of Capsule Corporation. Are you strong, are you dependable, are you willingtodieforscience? (Are you willing to die for science?)" the female said quickly. "Then apply at Capsule Corp for 'Scientifical Mechanical Engineering Consultant Tester', if in any case of harm, Capsule Corp will pay any billing neccasery. The pay is extremely well, so join the fun!"
The commercial blacked out. Kakarott quit examining his nails in sheer boredom and looked to his prince, who was still glaring at the screen, about to burn a hole through it.
"What's going to happen now Vegeta?"
"We're going to apply to be test dummy's Kakarott"
Ha Ha Ha! Test Dummies! ^o^! LOL What shit will Vegeta and Kakarott be tested! DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A/N: Here's the ending result due to boredome and 24 hours flicks on Comedy Central. Seeing the Movie 'Coming to America' got me thinkin' hey! Why not make a fic...
So here I am. this is not a WHOLE parody of the movie, just key parts. I never do a actual WHOLE parody! So for the people who have anything to due with the movie, I don't own it, you do, there are you satisfied you greedy fuckers ? O.o
On with the Goodness!
Coming to Earth
Chapter 2
Test Dummy Saiyan!
Vegeta and Kakarott tiptoed to the docking bay. There was only one person there, and not at the ceremony, adding to Vegeta's pissivity level. The ma was leaning back in a chair next to royal cruiser.
"Kakarott, go and ask that guy why the hell he's here"
"Why can't you?" Kakarott asked.
"Cause royalty can't be seen outside of the ceremony dumbass!"
With that said, Vegeta pushed Kakarott right out into the open. Kakarott stumbled but composed himself and walked over to the man.
"Excuse me, but what may I ask are you doing here and not at the ceremony?"
"I have to keep this ship running and ready for the Prince, just in case he and his bride want to take there honeymoon off the planet." The man replied.
Vegeta sneaked around and was now hovering over the man, Kakarott wasn't phased at all, but on the inside he was screaming that Vegeta not get caught.
"The ships packed to, enough food to feed a small pidly planet for one year, everything you can possible imagine! and mo --- "
Vegeta hit the man on a pressure point in the neck, the man continuing to say the word 'more' as he tubmled to the floor.
"Come on Kakarott, this ship'll do"
Kakarott and Vegeta hopped onto the ship, closing the door behind them, Vegeta taking the controls and setting the course.
"Vegeta, have yo decided where we will go?"
"Earth" Vegeta replied.
The ship reved up and lifted off the groud. Vegeta pressed a button and the doors opened up, now that he was in space, he zoomed off to the planet.
"How long are we going to be till we reach the planet Earth?"
"Impatient? Kakarott I didn't know you possesed that trait!?" Vegeta scolded. "But, atleast a day. we might aswell see what this damn ship has to offer"
Vegeta and Kakarott walked together exploring the ship. The ship was huge, had a training room on the bottom floor with gravity simulators, courtesy of the Earth, through a alliance. The original level had the rooms, entertainment center, kitchen fully stocked, 5 rooms, and dining hall, and on the top floor, was the bathroom, spa, grand pool, smal hot spring and hot tub/jacuzzi area. The whole roof was glass window, giving the person a great view of space surrounding them. And there was also a spare space pod, which was actually a decent size with 1 bedroom, small bathroom, controls, and a refrigerator.
But Vegeta and Kakarott cared little of their other luxiries, only the Gravity Room, so that's what they did with their time. Their WHOLE time, training, thats what they loved to do the most.
~ Next day ~
They would land on earth in six hours. Vegeta and Kakarott were in the kitchen, woffing down the food due to lack of it and the fact that training did this to them. They were now down to 75% of the food supply.
"Before we land on this mudball, we better relax and enjoy this damn ship. I have a feeling that we're going to go through hell once we settle in" Vegeta said.
Vegeta and Kakarott went their seprate ways. Vegeta to the hot spring and Kakarott to the swiming pool. It felt strange to Vegeta to be in a body of water and not have women ready to wash him, but he shrugged it off. Vegeta sighed in the hot water, it did wonders to the muscles, plus it helped him think more clearly.
*Will I actually find someone suitable before my father comes looking for me? There are billions of women on that planet, the luck of finding one female is going to be a difficulty.* Vegeta thought.
As Vegeta continued to think, his eyes widened at something. Vegeta neglected to bring money, showing how he was not yet a man, for he demonstrated a act common of a little princling whim. Vegeta growled, this ship would now have to be there home. How they were goingto hide it just yet was beyond him. Perhaps Kakarott had some money? Vegeta stepped out of the hot spring and went to change into better clothes. A tank top and black training pants, non spandex. He walked towards the pool, watching Kakarott come towards him.
"Kakarott, do you have any money?"
"Well, yeah, 40 saiya-soms, why?"
"We're poor" Vegeta said simply.
"We're what!? How are we going to survive on a strage planet?" Kakarott screamed.
"With your 40 saiya-soms. That should be 600 earth dollars. Yes 40 saiya-soms are pocket change for us Saiya-jins, but on earth, saiya-soms are alculated to be very valuble. We'll still live in this ship, we'll park it somewhere secluded, but we'll purchase decent clothing. People may wonder why were dressed like upper class saiya-jins, which we are. So we have to keep a low profile." Vegeta said.
"Yes your highness" Kakarott sighed.
Vegeta and Kakarott headed to their rooms for sleep, for they had yet to rest, they trained the whole entire time.
~ 6 hours later ~
Vegeta shot up when the entire ship shook wildly, he levitated up into the air, only to be slapped with items in his room. He growled when the shaking ceased, and his room was in ruins. He walked out to see kakarott clutching his head, cursing under his breath.
"Let me guess, you hit your head on something? Hopefully you'll return to your normal saiya-jin self, your to damn soft already." Vegeta grunted.
Kakarott ignored Vegeta and they went to the control room.
"Computer, state our location" Vegeta commanded.
"Planet Earth, population 45 billion (A/N: I don't know what the real population is, play along), it is curretly 4:15 pm, we are in West Capitol City, home to the Capsule Corporation" The mechanical voice said.
"Capsule Corp, why does that sound familiar?" Kakarott asked.
"Figures you don't know any better. Capsule Corp has given Vegetasei lot of technical support in the past few years due to the alliance." Vegeta educated Kakarott.
"Are we going to have to get jobs Vegeta?" Kakarott asked.
"Afraid so, I'll chose something not to hard, but extremely benefitting...Computer, give me a list of job openings earning 100-500 dollars a hour"
"100-500 dollars a hour!? Veget are you crazy!? What job would be like that!?" Kakarott shouted.
"2 listings came up. One, The Dirty Dog dance club, need male dancers : pay very well"
Vegeta and Kakarott shivered. The thought of becoming exotic dancers was proposterous.
"I hope your not thinking of that"
"Of course not you fool!" Vegeta screamed. (A/N: No offense to actual strippers out here) "Computer, what was the other listing?"
"Capsule Corp...would you like to hear to audio commercial Prince Vegeta?"
"Go on" Vegeta grunted.
The screen became black, but brightened, showing the Capsule Corp sympol and there slogan beneath, then a women came into view. Kakarott paid her little mind, but Vegeta wa sbecoming observant.
"Hi, I'm Bulma Briefs, Vice President of Capsule Corporation. Are you strong, are you dependable, are you willingtodieforscience? (Are you willing to die for science?)" the female said quickly. "Then apply at Capsule Corp for 'Scientifical Mechanical Engineering Consultant Tester', if in any case of harm, Capsule Corp will pay any billing neccasery. The pay is extremely well, so join the fun!"
The commercial blacked out. Kakarott quit examining his nails in sheer boredom and looked to his prince, who was still glaring at the screen, about to burn a hole through it.
"What's going to happen now Vegeta?"
"We're going to apply to be test dummy's Kakarott"
Ha Ha Ha! Test Dummies! ^o^! LOL What shit will Vegeta and Kakarott be tested! DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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