Disclaimer: Boo Hoo! I don't own DBZ! WAAAHHHHH! Dammit! i SAID WAAAAHHHHH! O.O
A/N: Here's the ending result due to boredome and 24 hours flicks on Comedy Central. Seeing the Movie 'Coming to America' got me thinkin' hey! Why not make a fic...
So here I am. this is not a WHOLE parody of the movie, just key parts. I never do a actual WHOLE parody! So for the people who have anything to due with the movie, I don't own it, you do, there are you satisfied you greedy fuckers ? O.o
On with the Goodness!
Coming to Earth
Chapter 3
Tee Hee! ^o^ Tee Hee!
Vegeta and Kakarott exited the ship, ignoring the hiss of the ship. Vegeta looked back and wondered how they were going to hide this thing for the time being.
"We'll have to go into town and get a few things. As for the ship, if it's vandalised by punks I'll kill anyone in a 20 mile radius" Vegeta growled.
Kakarott shrugged but followed Vegeta out. They walked in the forest, then out into the open. They were gone unnoticed.
"It appears we're near a shopping center of some type. Let's get what is needed and be on our way"
Vegeta and Kakarott walked into the mall, automatically earning stares. It wasn't everyday you saw a saiya-jin on planet Earth, and in a lowly mall to add to it. Vegeta grunted and walked to a surf shop. He saw the goods, and with his saiya-jin sight, saw the prices on there twindling tags. They needed to conserve there money greatly, until they had more money. And the clothes there, they were as tasteful as they came and allright, but they were cheap.
"Sup dudes!"
Vegeta looked up and saw a spedish looking guy running towards them with a mop like hair doo, and the smell of drugs stuck in the fibers of his clothes. Vegeta frowned.
"Hey, my main man!"
The guy through his hand in the air, awaiting a high five, or atleast a hand shake, only to recieve cold air.
"We're here for clothes human, not to socialize" Vegeta growled.
"Geez! What crab snapped your balls off!" The guy muttered.
Vegeta growled yet again.
"Well, I work here, I'm Carson, what are you bro's lookin for?"
"Clothes you dolt"
"No Vegeta, I think he means what style" Kakarott whispered in Vegeta's ear.
Vegeta wasn't use to style, or a certain type of clothing. As long as it was easy to move in, was dark, it was okay with him. he didn't know.
"We don't want any patterns. Solid dark articles of clothing will do fine" Kakarott said.
"Well sure, follow me"
Carson walked for a while then came to the clearence area, much to Vegeta's happiness. Kakarott picked out two tank tops. One orange and one white, he also picked out 2 pairs of faded jeans. Vegeta picked out 2 tank tops, one black, and the other dark blue, and a pair of black jogging pants.
"Will that be all fellas?"
Vegeta grunted. Carson began totaling everything.
"That'll be $75 dudes"
Vegeta handed Carson the 40 saiya-soms.
"Woah, no wonder you've been earning the erry stares. You're saiya-jins right?"
Vegeta grunted.
"Can I see your tails?"
Vegeta and Kakarott stared at Carson like he was crazy.
"Oh come on, I've never seen one of you guys up close before." Carson whined.
Kakarott raised his tail into the air, Carson began to oooh and ahhh! After 5 minutes, Vegeta began to growl again.
"Okay Okay, here's your 28 saiya-soms return, now turned *moves fingers -magically-* into dollas!" Carson said.
Kakarott ignored Carson and looked at a sign on the counter.
"What are capsules?" Kakarott asked.
"You guys don't know? Oh there tiny portable thingies that can hold just about anything! Even big ass space ships!"
Vegeta turned to Kakarott, smirking.
"Add a 'big ass' capsule to our purchase"
~ moments later ~
Vegeta and Kakarott exited the surf shop, with their tails wrapped tightly around them, still feeling hot and bothered due to Carson's unexpected observing and -groping-. The thought of a male touching his tail made Vegeta feel queasy.
"Vegeta, i'm hungry"
"Dammit Kakarott, how can you be hungry after what just happened? And besides we ate while on the ship!"
"I know, I'm just hungry"
Vegeta sighed.
"Fine, lets go back to the ship, eat, then capsulize it and go to Capsule Corp. We won't fly, raising eyebrows while on this planet isn't my goal." Vegeta said.
Kakarott happily agreed and they exited the mall.
~ Forest ~
Vegeta was examining the capsule in his hands, whilst Kakarott was woofing his meal down.
"Hurry it up stupid"
"Chill out Vegeta!" Kakarott said and scoffed.
"That weirdo at the store has already influenced you" Vegeta grunted. "Come on, let's go"
Vegeta and Kakarott walked out the ship. Vegeta pressed the button on the capsule and threw it towards the ship. There was a large cloud of smoke, but the result in the end, the ship was gone. Vegeta grinned and picked up the capsule, slipping it into his pocket of his new pants. Vegeta and Kakarott began to walk to Capsule Corp, ready to be employed.
~ Capsule Corp ~
Vegeta entered the building, expecting a line of some kind of others ready to work, only to find ocassionally men running out the building screaming wildly. This rose a eyebrow on both Vegeta and Kakarott. They saw the sign pointing to where they were supposed to go to apply. They went down a dark hall, then entered a bright white room. A table in the center of the room, with two females lazily sitting there. They looked up and noticed the new comers.
"Test Dummies!" They both screamed.
They hopped up and walked towards our saiya-jins. Kakarott and Vegeta wanted to say something, but the words just couldn't roll off their tounges. Both of the women were dressed as scientists, but the showing clevages would have made others truly question their profession.
"Hi, I'm Bulma Briefs, and this is my assistant Chi Chi, are you here to apply for the ... "
"Yeah yeah woman, we know you want us as your 'test dummies'." Vegeta smuggly replied.
"Woman? Who are you calling woman smart ass!?" Bulma screeched.
Vegeta grinned.
"I came here to apply for a job, not socialize with a ugly woman."
"Ugly, I'll show you ugly, dumbass!" Bulma shouted. "We have to test you for strength, step into the gravity room and prepare for hell!"
Vegeta shrugged and walked into the room, followed by Kakarott. he looked at the mirror, knowing Bulma was watching him through the mirror, which she was. She was grinning and laughing evily. Chi Chi was startled by her employer and friend's behavior, but shrugged the worry off. Bulma programmed the gravity controls for 500 times earth gravity.
"This should show him!"
The gravity was initiated. But Vegeta and Kakarott had yet to budge.
"Excuse me miss, but when is the test supposed to start?" Kakarott asked.
Bulma's eyes were boggling. Vegeta grinned right into the mirror, pissing Bulma off. She stormed out the control room and reached the gravity chamber door.
"There must be something wrong with this thing!" Bulma muttered.
"Bulma don't!" Chi Chi cried.
Bulma ignored her and walked into the room, to be squashed by the gravity, and darkness enveloping her.
Vegeta grunted and growls alot doesn't he? Oh and carson may play a role in this fic than being a annoying surf dude prick. :) Poor Bulma, will she be alright?!
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A/N: Here's the ending result due to boredome and 24 hours flicks on Comedy Central. Seeing the Movie 'Coming to America' got me thinkin' hey! Why not make a fic...
So here I am. this is not a WHOLE parody of the movie, just key parts. I never do a actual WHOLE parody! So for the people who have anything to due with the movie, I don't own it, you do, there are you satisfied you greedy fuckers ? O.o
On with the Goodness!
Coming to Earth
Chapter 3
Tee Hee! ^o^ Tee Hee!
Vegeta and Kakarott exited the ship, ignoring the hiss of the ship. Vegeta looked back and wondered how they were going to hide this thing for the time being.
"We'll have to go into town and get a few things. As for the ship, if it's vandalised by punks I'll kill anyone in a 20 mile radius" Vegeta growled.
Kakarott shrugged but followed Vegeta out. They walked in the forest, then out into the open. They were gone unnoticed.
"It appears we're near a shopping center of some type. Let's get what is needed and be on our way"
Vegeta and Kakarott walked into the mall, automatically earning stares. It wasn't everyday you saw a saiya-jin on planet Earth, and in a lowly mall to add to it. Vegeta grunted and walked to a surf shop. He saw the goods, and with his saiya-jin sight, saw the prices on there twindling tags. They needed to conserve there money greatly, until they had more money. And the clothes there, they were as tasteful as they came and allright, but they were cheap.
"Sup dudes!"
Vegeta looked up and saw a spedish looking guy running towards them with a mop like hair doo, and the smell of drugs stuck in the fibers of his clothes. Vegeta frowned.
"Hey, my main man!"
The guy through his hand in the air, awaiting a high five, or atleast a hand shake, only to recieve cold air.
"We're here for clothes human, not to socialize" Vegeta growled.
"Geez! What crab snapped your balls off!" The guy muttered.
Vegeta growled yet again.
"Well, I work here, I'm Carson, what are you bro's lookin for?"
"Clothes you dolt"
"No Vegeta, I think he means what style" Kakarott whispered in Vegeta's ear.
Vegeta wasn't use to style, or a certain type of clothing. As long as it was easy to move in, was dark, it was okay with him. he didn't know.
"We don't want any patterns. Solid dark articles of clothing will do fine" Kakarott said.
"Well sure, follow me"
Carson walked for a while then came to the clearence area, much to Vegeta's happiness. Kakarott picked out two tank tops. One orange and one white, he also picked out 2 pairs of faded jeans. Vegeta picked out 2 tank tops, one black, and the other dark blue, and a pair of black jogging pants.
"Will that be all fellas?"
Vegeta grunted. Carson began totaling everything.
"That'll be $75 dudes"
Vegeta handed Carson the 40 saiya-soms.
"Woah, no wonder you've been earning the erry stares. You're saiya-jins right?"
Vegeta grunted.
"Can I see your tails?"
Vegeta and Kakarott stared at Carson like he was crazy.
"Oh come on, I've never seen one of you guys up close before." Carson whined.
Kakarott raised his tail into the air, Carson began to oooh and ahhh! After 5 minutes, Vegeta began to growl again.
"Okay Okay, here's your 28 saiya-soms return, now turned *moves fingers -magically-* into dollas!" Carson said.
Kakarott ignored Carson and looked at a sign on the counter.
"What are capsules?" Kakarott asked.
"You guys don't know? Oh there tiny portable thingies that can hold just about anything! Even big ass space ships!"
Vegeta turned to Kakarott, smirking.
"Add a 'big ass' capsule to our purchase"
~ moments later ~
Vegeta and Kakarott exited the surf shop, with their tails wrapped tightly around them, still feeling hot and bothered due to Carson's unexpected observing and -groping-. The thought of a male touching his tail made Vegeta feel queasy.
"Vegeta, i'm hungry"
"Dammit Kakarott, how can you be hungry after what just happened? And besides we ate while on the ship!"
"I know, I'm just hungry"
Vegeta sighed.
"Fine, lets go back to the ship, eat, then capsulize it and go to Capsule Corp. We won't fly, raising eyebrows while on this planet isn't my goal." Vegeta said.
Kakarott happily agreed and they exited the mall.
~ Forest ~
Vegeta was examining the capsule in his hands, whilst Kakarott was woofing his meal down.
"Hurry it up stupid"
"Chill out Vegeta!" Kakarott said and scoffed.
"That weirdo at the store has already influenced you" Vegeta grunted. "Come on, let's go"
Vegeta and Kakarott walked out the ship. Vegeta pressed the button on the capsule and threw it towards the ship. There was a large cloud of smoke, but the result in the end, the ship was gone. Vegeta grinned and picked up the capsule, slipping it into his pocket of his new pants. Vegeta and Kakarott began to walk to Capsule Corp, ready to be employed.
~ Capsule Corp ~
Vegeta entered the building, expecting a line of some kind of others ready to work, only to find ocassionally men running out the building screaming wildly. This rose a eyebrow on both Vegeta and Kakarott. They saw the sign pointing to where they were supposed to go to apply. They went down a dark hall, then entered a bright white room. A table in the center of the room, with two females lazily sitting there. They looked up and noticed the new comers.
"Test Dummies!" They both screamed.
They hopped up and walked towards our saiya-jins. Kakarott and Vegeta wanted to say something, but the words just couldn't roll off their tounges. Both of the women were dressed as scientists, but the showing clevages would have made others truly question their profession.
"Hi, I'm Bulma Briefs, and this is my assistant Chi Chi, are you here to apply for the ... "
"Yeah yeah woman, we know you want us as your 'test dummies'." Vegeta smuggly replied.
"Woman? Who are you calling woman smart ass!?" Bulma screeched.
Vegeta grinned.
"I came here to apply for a job, not socialize with a ugly woman."
"Ugly, I'll show you ugly, dumbass!" Bulma shouted. "We have to test you for strength, step into the gravity room and prepare for hell!"
Vegeta shrugged and walked into the room, followed by Kakarott. he looked at the mirror, knowing Bulma was watching him through the mirror, which she was. She was grinning and laughing evily. Chi Chi was startled by her employer and friend's behavior, but shrugged the worry off. Bulma programmed the gravity controls for 500 times earth gravity.
"This should show him!"
The gravity was initiated. But Vegeta and Kakarott had yet to budge.
"Excuse me miss, but when is the test supposed to start?" Kakarott asked.
Bulma's eyes were boggling. Vegeta grinned right into the mirror, pissing Bulma off. She stormed out the control room and reached the gravity chamber door.
"There must be something wrong with this thing!" Bulma muttered.
"Bulma don't!" Chi Chi cried.
Bulma ignored her and walked into the room, to be squashed by the gravity, and darkness enveloping her.
Vegeta grunted and growls alot doesn't he? Oh and carson may play a role in this fic than being a annoying surf dude prick. :) Poor Bulma, will she be alright?!
Wanna be on my update list? Just ask to join my Mailing List in a REVIEW or send a e-mail and ask and I'll invite you. XD