Hyper Hogwartians
Starring & Written By: Melony and Mandy
Disclaimer: We are two girls with mild forms of ADHD, not JK Rowling, MMkaw?
Guest Stars: Ron, Dumbledore, and a mystery guest!
Episode Two: The Madness is on Broomsticks
*cameras zoom in on Melony and Mandy*
Mandy: *is wearing pink, obviously* Welcome to our second episode of Hyper Hogwartians! *coughpinkcough*
Melony: *is wearing a dress made of fake strips of newspaper* This is Melony, and that's Mandy!
Mandy: *waves frantically*
Melony: Now, today is very special, because we're inverviewing Dumbledore from Azkaban
Mandy: *interupts* I'LL be flying on my broom to interview him!
Melony: In addition to teenage reporter-WHAT! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO RIDE A BROOM
Mandy: So? I'll learn.
Melony: YOU FALL OFF LIKE IT'S OILED!
Mandy: You wish!
Melony: NO IT'S TRUE! Here's foot-Oh, wait, that one time it was Oiled...
Mandy: *grabs wand* ACCIO MELONY'S BROOM! *gets on broomm and flies over studio audience* Wait...that was YOU?
Melony: hehehe, long story *cough*
Mandy: *flies over to Mel* GGGRRRRR!!! *picks her up and throws her onto couch*
Melony: OW!
Mandy: PIIIIIIIIIIIINK
Melony:*goes to broom closet and grabs a broom, and flies after Mandy, basketball in hand*
Mandy: *flies away*
Melony: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Voldemort: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ron: *walks out onto set* Uhh, can we just get the interview done already?
Voldemort: YOU! Red hair boy! COME HERE
Ron: AH WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU WANT!
Voldemort: ACCIO RED HAIR BOY!
Ron: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Melony: MINERVA, HOW'D HE GET ON SET!
Mandy: *flies to VoldeDORK and bops him on the head with tip of broom*
Minerva: I let him in...*pulls cloak over nightdress*
*Voldemort disappears*
Mandy: muahahahaha
Melony: That...was all you needed to do to destory Voldemort???
Mandy: Who are you, red hair boy? Your hair should be PINK! *swishes wand and turns his hair pink*
Ron: AAAAAHHH! NOT YOU OBBSESIVE FANGIRL!
Mandy: MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Whassamatter, ickle red hair boy? *chases Ron turning all of his clothes PINK*
Melony: WOULD EVERYONE SHUT UP SO WE CAN DO OUR SHOW!
Mandy: NEVA!
Melony: *bangs Mandy on the head with her wand, causing her to go temporarily mute* Okay!
Mandy: *Tackles Melony*
Melony: WE HAVE A SHOW TO FINISH, MANDY! LET'S JUST SIT DOWN AND BE HYPER FROM THERE! *sits down*
Mandy: *motions for her to take the silence charm off*
*Ron sits down*
Mandy: *doesn't sit down*
Melony: Sit Down First!
Mandy: *shakes head and points to Ron who's sitting in her seat. pushes Ron out and sits*
Ron: Why didn't you just sit on me? You do love me that much!
Melony: *removes mute charm*
Mandy: *fwaps Ron on head*
Melony: Okay, bring out the TV so we can interview the now insane Albus
Mandy: Anywho, the interview! HEY! That Rhymes! *sings* anywho, interview. ACCIO TELEVISION!
*tele appears with Albus on screen*
*waves frantically* HI DUMBLEDORRY! HAHAHAHAHA! YOU'RE IN JAIL
Dumbledore: I will not be kept in here like some kidnapping criminal. Oh wait, I am.
Melony: So, what caused you to snap? Was it the toe socks?
Albus: Who cares?!?! *fwaps dementor and gets out wand* *comes to set*
Albus: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ron: Well, why did you go out with Ginny, then?
Albus: She can be...convincing... *winks*
Melony: AWWW! GROSS!
Ron: I know
Mandy: YOU KIDNAPPED MEEEEEE!! *gets out of seat and brings out wand* DUUUUEEEEL TIME!
Melony: MANDY SIT!
Mandy: NOOOOOO
Albus: I COMMAND YOU TO SIT
Mandy: NOOOOO
Melony: *pulls out wand threateningly*
Mandy: *gives Melony the Jelly Legs Curse*
Melony: Sit or you'll be a mute until- *curse gives effect*
Ron: *does counter-curse*
Melony: You're- - - my hero!
Albus: AVADA KEDAVRA! *misses Mandy and hits Melony's owl*
Melony: NO! NOT FAWKINS!
Mandy: EEEEVIL DUMBLEDORE! DIIIIIEEEEEEE! *leaps onto Dumbledore, but she only hits a TV* OOOOOWWWWWWW
Albus: AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!! *points curse and Melony but hits a mirror* NOOOOOOO! *dies*
Melony: Uh-oh...
Mandy: *gets head unstuck from tv* I DIDN'T DO IT!
Melony: Well, we're outta time anyway, so, this is Melony.
Mandy: AND MAAAAAAAANNDDDYYYY
Ron: WHAT ABOUT MY INTERVIEW!
Mandy: PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! Talk about ego. Who cares about you?
Melony: I tell you what, I'll go out on a date with you, and then you won't need the interview!
Mandy: EEEEEEWWWWWWWWW
Ron: *ignores Mandy* OH-KAY!
Melony: and that's our show!
Mandy: *spazzes out* EEEWWWWW
Starring & Written By: Melony and Mandy
Disclaimer: We are two girls with mild forms of ADHD, not JK Rowling, MMkaw?
Guest Stars: Ron, Dumbledore, and a mystery guest!
Episode Two: The Madness is on Broomsticks
*cameras zoom in on Melony and Mandy*
Mandy: *is wearing pink, obviously* Welcome to our second episode of Hyper Hogwartians! *coughpinkcough*
Melony: *is wearing a dress made of fake strips of newspaper* This is Melony, and that's Mandy!
Mandy: *waves frantically*
Melony: Now, today is very special, because we're inverviewing Dumbledore from Azkaban
Mandy: *interupts* I'LL be flying on my broom to interview him!
Melony: In addition to teenage reporter-WHAT! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO RIDE A BROOM
Mandy: So? I'll learn.
Melony: YOU FALL OFF LIKE IT'S OILED!
Mandy: You wish!
Melony: NO IT'S TRUE! Here's foot-Oh, wait, that one time it was Oiled...
Mandy: *grabs wand* ACCIO MELONY'S BROOM! *gets on broomm and flies over studio audience* Wait...that was YOU?
Melony: hehehe, long story *cough*
Mandy: *flies over to Mel* GGGRRRRR!!! *picks her up and throws her onto couch*
Melony: OW!
Mandy: PIIIIIIIIIIIINK
Melony:*goes to broom closet and grabs a broom, and flies after Mandy, basketball in hand*
Mandy: *flies away*
Melony: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Voldemort: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ron: *walks out onto set* Uhh, can we just get the interview done already?
Voldemort: YOU! Red hair boy! COME HERE
Ron: AH WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU WANT!
Voldemort: ACCIO RED HAIR BOY!
Ron: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Melony: MINERVA, HOW'D HE GET ON SET!
Mandy: *flies to VoldeDORK and bops him on the head with tip of broom*
Minerva: I let him in...*pulls cloak over nightdress*
*Voldemort disappears*
Mandy: muahahahaha
Melony: That...was all you needed to do to destory Voldemort???
Mandy: Who are you, red hair boy? Your hair should be PINK! *swishes wand and turns his hair pink*
Ron: AAAAAHHH! NOT YOU OBBSESIVE FANGIRL!
Mandy: MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Whassamatter, ickle red hair boy? *chases Ron turning all of his clothes PINK*
Melony: WOULD EVERYONE SHUT UP SO WE CAN DO OUR SHOW!
Mandy: NEVA!
Melony: *bangs Mandy on the head with her wand, causing her to go temporarily mute* Okay!
Mandy: *Tackles Melony*
Melony: WE HAVE A SHOW TO FINISH, MANDY! LET'S JUST SIT DOWN AND BE HYPER FROM THERE! *sits down*
Mandy: *motions for her to take the silence charm off*
*Ron sits down*
Mandy: *doesn't sit down*
Melony: Sit Down First!
Mandy: *shakes head and points to Ron who's sitting in her seat. pushes Ron out and sits*
Ron: Why didn't you just sit on me? You do love me that much!
Melony: *removes mute charm*
Mandy: *fwaps Ron on head*
Melony: Okay, bring out the TV so we can interview the now insane Albus
Mandy: Anywho, the interview! HEY! That Rhymes! *sings* anywho, interview. ACCIO TELEVISION!
*tele appears with Albus on screen*
*waves frantically* HI DUMBLEDORRY! HAHAHAHAHA! YOU'RE IN JAIL
Dumbledore: I will not be kept in here like some kidnapping criminal. Oh wait, I am.
Melony: So, what caused you to snap? Was it the toe socks?
Albus: Who cares?!?! *fwaps dementor and gets out wand* *comes to set*
Albus: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ron: Well, why did you go out with Ginny, then?
Albus: She can be...convincing... *winks*
Melony: AWWW! GROSS!
Ron: I know
Mandy: YOU KIDNAPPED MEEEEEE!! *gets out of seat and brings out wand* DUUUUEEEEL TIME!
Melony: MANDY SIT!
Mandy: NOOOOOO
Albus: I COMMAND YOU TO SIT
Mandy: NOOOOO
Melony: *pulls out wand threateningly*
Mandy: *gives Melony the Jelly Legs Curse*
Melony: Sit or you'll be a mute until- *curse gives effect*
Ron: *does counter-curse*
Melony: You're- - - my hero!
Albus: AVADA KEDAVRA! *misses Mandy and hits Melony's owl*
Melony: NO! NOT FAWKINS!
Mandy: EEEEVIL DUMBLEDORE! DIIIIIEEEEEEE! *leaps onto Dumbledore, but she only hits a TV* OOOOOWWWWWWW
Albus: AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!! *points curse and Melony but hits a mirror* NOOOOOOO! *dies*
Melony: Uh-oh...
Mandy: *gets head unstuck from tv* I DIDN'T DO IT!
Melony: Well, we're outta time anyway, so, this is Melony.
Mandy: AND MAAAAAAAANNDDDYYYY
Ron: WHAT ABOUT MY INTERVIEW!
Mandy: PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! Talk about ego. Who cares about you?
Melony: I tell you what, I'll go out on a date with you, and then you won't need the interview!
Mandy: EEEEEEWWWWWWWWW
Ron: *ignores Mandy* OH-KAY!
Melony: and that's our show!
Mandy: *spazzes out* EEEWWWWW