Disclaimer: Boo Hoo! I don't own DBZ! WAAAHHHHH! Dammit! i SAID WAAAAHHHHH! O.O
A/N: Here's the ending result due to boredome and 24 hours flicks on Comedy Central. Seeing the Movie 'Coming to America' got me thinkin' hey! Why not make a fic...
So here I am. this is not a WHOLE parody of the movie, just key parts. I never do a actual WHOLE parody! So for the people who have anything to due with the movie, I don't own it, you do, there are you satisfied you greedy fuckers ? O.o
On with the Goodness!
Coming to Earth
Chapter 5
To help womankind!
Chi chi uncounciously gulped as she watched Kakarott approach her.
"Kakarott, what is it?"
Before she knew it, he was directly in a fingers tounch. He stared down at her and lifted her onto the lab table, fortunately there were no projetcs on it.
"Kakarott?" Chi Chi tried again.
Kakarott continued to hold onto her hips, Chi Chi couldn't budge, she 'eeped' when she felt his wandering hands reach up under her skirt and hook his thumbs inside her panties, he pulled them down all the way to her knees.
"KAKAROTT WHAT THE HELL!?" Chi Chi shouted.
Kakarott got on his knees and was directly infront of...Chi Chi. he pulled the panties all the way off and tossed them aside. As Chi Chi tried to object more and more, Kakarott spread her legs, making her skirt tise and bunch around her hips. All of her pleas went on deaf ears, Kakarott nuzzled his nose against her clit, Chi Chi gasped at his action.
*What's compelling him to do this?* she thought.
His tounge slithered between her petals, licking the insides, ignoring her pleas to dealve inside her opening. Chi Chi's eyes widened as she felt his fingers probe her opening, pushing them inside with force, then retracting them slowly, letting the lubrication increase and the friction take over. Chi Chi cried out as she climaxed and her sugary fluids flooded into Kakarott's waiting mouth. He lapped up her dew and stroked her clit once more.
Chi Chi's breathing was going back to normal when she felt Kakarott pull away. She looked up and saw him wipe his mouth with the back of his hand. His look of lust vanished from his eyes and he returned to normal.
"Wow, I sure was thirsty!"
Chi chi blinked, stunned at what just occured.
"YOU SICK FUCK PERVE!" Chi Chi screamed.
She balled her fist and slammed it into his head.
"Chi Chi that hurt!"
~
Bulma grumbled to herself as she was trying to repair the gravity simulator. Appearently the setting it was set to wasn't what it was designed for.
"Soon it will be!" Bulma promised herself.
Vegeta walked back into the room from taking a small break.
"Are you done yet woman?"
"Don't start shorty! I'll take my sweet time!"
"You don't pay me enough to suffer your screeching"
"Why you little!" Bulma shouted.
With new determination, Bulma worked on the gravity simulator, gettingit fixed in 3 minutes. She wiped the sweat from her brow and sarcastically escorted Vegeta inside.
"For all your bitching and moaning you should increase my pay!"
"For all your pride and stupid attitude I should decrease your pay!" Bulma shot back "I'll make you a deal to your liking"
"I'm listening"
"If you can't deal with 2000 times gravity, then you have to immeditely come out and take me on a date, I'll make you suffer!"
"I can handle 2000!"
What Bulma didn't tell Vegeta was that she was going to set it to 3000. Not like she WANTED to go out with him, she just wanted to make him suffer. She turned the gravity on, even though it STILL wasn't made for that amount of gravity.
*What could a few minutes do!?* Bulma thought.
Just as she expected, the gravity was crushign him, she turned it off and prasied herself.
"Fine woman....you win....I'll take out time from my schedule and go with you!"
Vegeta chuckled as he walked away.
*Even when I've beaten him down my size he STILL has something to say!* Bulma thought bitterly.
~ Vegetasei ~
"WHERE IS HE?"
"I don't know sire, we've checked and he isn't even on the planet!"
"Damn, so the boy ran away and went into hiding!" The King said distastefully.
"Dear, amybe we should've let him make his own decision" the queen suggested.
"Please, we're going to find him and drag his ass back here!"
Well Well Well!? what ELSE could happen!?
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A/N: Here's the ending result due to boredome and 24 hours flicks on Comedy Central. Seeing the Movie 'Coming to America' got me thinkin' hey! Why not make a fic...
So here I am. this is not a WHOLE parody of the movie, just key parts. I never do a actual WHOLE parody! So for the people who have anything to due with the movie, I don't own it, you do, there are you satisfied you greedy fuckers ? O.o
On with the Goodness!
Coming to Earth
Chapter 5
To help womankind!
Chi chi uncounciously gulped as she watched Kakarott approach her.
"Kakarott, what is it?"
Before she knew it, he was directly in a fingers tounch. He stared down at her and lifted her onto the lab table, fortunately there were no projetcs on it.
"Kakarott?" Chi Chi tried again.
Kakarott continued to hold onto her hips, Chi Chi couldn't budge, she 'eeped' when she felt his wandering hands reach up under her skirt and hook his thumbs inside her panties, he pulled them down all the way to her knees.
"KAKAROTT WHAT THE HELL!?" Chi Chi shouted.
Kakarott got on his knees and was directly infront of...Chi Chi. he pulled the panties all the way off and tossed them aside. As Chi Chi tried to object more and more, Kakarott spread her legs, making her skirt tise and bunch around her hips. All of her pleas went on deaf ears, Kakarott nuzzled his nose against her clit, Chi Chi gasped at his action.
*What's compelling him to do this?* she thought.
His tounge slithered between her petals, licking the insides, ignoring her pleas to dealve inside her opening. Chi Chi's eyes widened as she felt his fingers probe her opening, pushing them inside with force, then retracting them slowly, letting the lubrication increase and the friction take over. Chi Chi cried out as she climaxed and her sugary fluids flooded into Kakarott's waiting mouth. He lapped up her dew and stroked her clit once more.
Chi Chi's breathing was going back to normal when she felt Kakarott pull away. She looked up and saw him wipe his mouth with the back of his hand. His look of lust vanished from his eyes and he returned to normal.
"Wow, I sure was thirsty!"
Chi chi blinked, stunned at what just occured.
"YOU SICK FUCK PERVE!" Chi Chi screamed.
She balled her fist and slammed it into his head.
"Chi Chi that hurt!"
~
Bulma grumbled to herself as she was trying to repair the gravity simulator. Appearently the setting it was set to wasn't what it was designed for.
"Soon it will be!" Bulma promised herself.
Vegeta walked back into the room from taking a small break.
"Are you done yet woman?"
"Don't start shorty! I'll take my sweet time!"
"You don't pay me enough to suffer your screeching"
"Why you little!" Bulma shouted.
With new determination, Bulma worked on the gravity simulator, gettingit fixed in 3 minutes. She wiped the sweat from her brow and sarcastically escorted Vegeta inside.
"For all your bitching and moaning you should increase my pay!"
"For all your pride and stupid attitude I should decrease your pay!" Bulma shot back "I'll make you a deal to your liking"
"I'm listening"
"If you can't deal with 2000 times gravity, then you have to immeditely come out and take me on a date, I'll make you suffer!"
"I can handle 2000!"
What Bulma didn't tell Vegeta was that she was going to set it to 3000. Not like she WANTED to go out with him, she just wanted to make him suffer. She turned the gravity on, even though it STILL wasn't made for that amount of gravity.
*What could a few minutes do!?* Bulma thought.
Just as she expected, the gravity was crushign him, she turned it off and prasied herself.
"Fine woman....you win....I'll take out time from my schedule and go with you!"
Vegeta chuckled as he walked away.
*Even when I've beaten him down my size he STILL has something to say!* Bulma thought bitterly.
~ Vegetasei ~
"WHERE IS HE?"
"I don't know sire, we've checked and he isn't even on the planet!"
"Damn, so the boy ran away and went into hiding!" The King said distastefully.
"Dear, amybe we should've let him make his own decision" the queen suggested.
"Please, we're going to find him and drag his ass back here!"
Well Well Well!? what ELSE could happen!?
Wanna be on my update list? Just ask to join my Mailing List in a REVIEW or send a e-mail and ask and I'll invite you. XD