Hyper Hogwartians
Starring & Written By: Melony and Mandy
Disclaimer: We are two girls with mild forms of ADHD, not JK Rowling, MMkaw?
Guest Stars: Ginny, Draco, and You-Know-Who
Episode Three: The Madness is Still on Primetime
*cameras zoom in on Melony and Mandy*
Mandy: *is wearing pink patchwork pants and pale pink t-shirt*
Melony: *is wearing a t-shirt with Ron on it and jeans* Today is a great day! I'm dating Ronnie-kins!
Mandy: And I'm dating Terr- nevermind.
Melony: *snickers*
Mandy: *glares* Why don't we bring out our first guest: Draco Malfoy?
Melony: He's of the ultimately eeeevil house SLYTHERIN!So, come out Draccie!
Mandy: YEAH! They don't wear pink so they're evil!
Draco: IT IS DRACO, AND PINK IS THE COLOR OF THE DEVIL!
Mandy: No, that would be black my friend, black. *drools at Draco's leather pants*
Melony: Riiiite...Mandy, would you like to ask first?
Draco: *sits down and glares at Mandy, and falls in love with her*
Mandy: *Comes back to reality* Oh, what? Yes... First Question: Are you currently seeing anyone?
Draco: Well, I *was* dating Ginny... and then Pansy... and then Millicent... but now I'm VERY single
Mandy: *scoots chair closer* Interesting... Second Question: Do you like pink obsessed Ravenclaws?
Draco: Depends, what are your parents.
*this destroys the romantic mood, despite how he said it*
Melony: My turn to ask a question!
Mandy: *scoots chair away* Anyway, time for Melony to ask some questions. Like she said
Melony: Now, Draco, What hair moose do you use? Many of us sexy ladies want to know!
Mandy: *becoms disgusted with Draco* *Hums song softly*
Draco: *Keeps looking at Mandy longingly* Aquanett-version Pink for extra sensitive folicles.
Mandy: *becomes un disgusted with Draco* I have another question! What are your turn-ons and turn-offs?
Draco: Turn Ons, cats, dunno why, and Dobby, turn offs, happiness and joy.
*again, ruins everything*
Mandy: *scoots away*
Melony: Now, alot of people think you're damn sexy, and our next guest is one of them! Then again, so was Millicent in her eyes, so welcome, GINNY WEASLEY!
Mandy: *suddenly becoms interested in a fly that lands on the arm of chair.* AVADA KEDAVRA! DDDIIIIIEEE
Melony: MANDY! THAT'S MINERVA!
Ginny Weasley: *walks onto set* Here I am! Come get me, boys!
Mandy: Oooops...
Melony: Don't worry, you missed...
Mandy: What did I kill?
Melony: A piece of tile, see?
Ginny: Uh, like, excuse eh moi? Are you *trying* to be rude?
Melony: Oh, sorry
Ginny: You should be.
Melony: Please, sit down
Ginny: Fine. *sees Draco* Hey, baby! I've missed you! *sits on his lap* And you leather pants. *snuggles up to Draco*
Draco: Oh, boy, uhh, Hello!
Mandy: *ignores everyone because she is the only one wearing pink, therefor making everyone else evil*
Melony: So, Ginny, what's it like to be the very first student to have dated EVERYONE in Slytherin and Hufflepuff?
Ginny: You forgot to mention all of the male staff.
Melony: Oh yea, and every male in the school... including the teachers... and Trelawney... So, what's that like?
Ginny: *looks proud* All I have left is Neville. It's pretty much tiring, going to different rooms everynight for a bed. *winks*
Melony: Right...so, uh, sorry, sheer curiosity is killing me...Trelawney?
Ginny: You *do* know she's not really female. Wait, ooops, DON'T TELL HER I TOLD YOU!
Melony: Oh, no wonder she's been hitting on me when I read palms
Trewlawney: GINNY! Don't I mean *anything* to you? *runs out crying*
Ginny: *rolls eyes* Anyway, back to MOI!
Draco: Well, I really have to go, I have something to do, Ginny, coming along?
Ginny: Duh *tries to look shexshay. Draco carries Ginny out of the studio. Ginny whispers in Draco's ear. Draco smirks. Ginny giggles*
Mandy: *wakes up from nap* OH, NO! I had the most horrible dream! I dreamt we were on the most painfully boring TV show. Oh, wait. It was real. Never mind.
Melony: Well, Ron, sorry you had to learn about your sister being the town trike like that. Or is it tramp? No, Trike. Uhh, any more guests? *Thwaps Mandy*
Mandy: We have another guest.
Melony: Who could it beh?
Voldemort: MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I've got to kill you- I mean be a guest on your show. *winks*
Melony: Hello, Voldemort. So, I'm guessing that the last person on our show that was Voldekins was an actor?
Voldemort: I don't know. *gets out wand* AVADRA KEDAVRA
Voldemort: Ooops...said it wrong. *cough* AVADA KARDAVA! DAMNIT! AVADA KERDAVMRA! Oh, I quit. *kills himself*
Mandy: *sweat drop* I, um, believe that's all the time we have. *shifty eyes*
Melony: WHAT ARE WE, DEATH ROW!
Mandy: PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK
Melony: WE'VE CAUSED MORE DEATHS THAN A MASSACRE AT CHINA!
Mandy: pi-nk pi-nk pi-nk pi-nk
Melony: *gets a Xanax and takes it* I have anxiety attacks, so I can take these... Okay, well, I'm Brain, and that's Pinky, and this is our show!
Mandy: PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK
Starring & Written By: Melony and Mandy
Disclaimer: We are two girls with mild forms of ADHD, not JK Rowling, MMkaw?
Guest Stars: Ginny, Draco, and You-Know-Who
Episode Three: The Madness is Still on Primetime
*cameras zoom in on Melony and Mandy*
Mandy: *is wearing pink patchwork pants and pale pink t-shirt*
Melony: *is wearing a t-shirt with Ron on it and jeans* Today is a great day! I'm dating Ronnie-kins!
Mandy: And I'm dating Terr- nevermind.
Melony: *snickers*
Mandy: *glares* Why don't we bring out our first guest: Draco Malfoy?
Melony: He's of the ultimately eeeevil house SLYTHERIN!So, come out Draccie!
Mandy: YEAH! They don't wear pink so they're evil!
Draco: IT IS DRACO, AND PINK IS THE COLOR OF THE DEVIL!
Mandy: No, that would be black my friend, black. *drools at Draco's leather pants*
Melony: Riiiite...Mandy, would you like to ask first?
Draco: *sits down and glares at Mandy, and falls in love with her*
Mandy: *Comes back to reality* Oh, what? Yes... First Question: Are you currently seeing anyone?
Draco: Well, I *was* dating Ginny... and then Pansy... and then Millicent... but now I'm VERY single
Mandy: *scoots chair closer* Interesting... Second Question: Do you like pink obsessed Ravenclaws?
Draco: Depends, what are your parents.
*this destroys the romantic mood, despite how he said it*
Melony: My turn to ask a question!
Mandy: *scoots chair away* Anyway, time for Melony to ask some questions. Like she said
Melony: Now, Draco, What hair moose do you use? Many of us sexy ladies want to know!
Mandy: *becoms disgusted with Draco* *Hums song softly*
Draco: *Keeps looking at Mandy longingly* Aquanett-version Pink for extra sensitive folicles.
Mandy: *becomes un disgusted with Draco* I have another question! What are your turn-ons and turn-offs?
Draco: Turn Ons, cats, dunno why, and Dobby, turn offs, happiness and joy.
*again, ruins everything*
Mandy: *scoots away*
Melony: Now, alot of people think you're damn sexy, and our next guest is one of them! Then again, so was Millicent in her eyes, so welcome, GINNY WEASLEY!
Mandy: *suddenly becoms interested in a fly that lands on the arm of chair.* AVADA KEDAVRA! DDDIIIIIEEE
Melony: MANDY! THAT'S MINERVA!
Ginny Weasley: *walks onto set* Here I am! Come get me, boys!
Mandy: Oooops...
Melony: Don't worry, you missed...
Mandy: What did I kill?
Melony: A piece of tile, see?
Ginny: Uh, like, excuse eh moi? Are you *trying* to be rude?
Melony: Oh, sorry
Ginny: You should be.
Melony: Please, sit down
Ginny: Fine. *sees Draco* Hey, baby! I've missed you! *sits on his lap* And you leather pants. *snuggles up to Draco*
Draco: Oh, boy, uhh, Hello!
Mandy: *ignores everyone because she is the only one wearing pink, therefor making everyone else evil*
Melony: So, Ginny, what's it like to be the very first student to have dated EVERYONE in Slytherin and Hufflepuff?
Ginny: You forgot to mention all of the male staff.
Melony: Oh yea, and every male in the school... including the teachers... and Trelawney... So, what's that like?
Ginny: *looks proud* All I have left is Neville. It's pretty much tiring, going to different rooms everynight for a bed. *winks*
Melony: Right...so, uh, sorry, sheer curiosity is killing me...Trelawney?
Ginny: You *do* know she's not really female. Wait, ooops, DON'T TELL HER I TOLD YOU!
Melony: Oh, no wonder she's been hitting on me when I read palms
Trewlawney: GINNY! Don't I mean *anything* to you? *runs out crying*
Ginny: *rolls eyes* Anyway, back to MOI!
Draco: Well, I really have to go, I have something to do, Ginny, coming along?
Ginny: Duh *tries to look shexshay. Draco carries Ginny out of the studio. Ginny whispers in Draco's ear. Draco smirks. Ginny giggles*
Mandy: *wakes up from nap* OH, NO! I had the most horrible dream! I dreamt we were on the most painfully boring TV show. Oh, wait. It was real. Never mind.
Melony: Well, Ron, sorry you had to learn about your sister being the town trike like that. Or is it tramp? No, Trike. Uhh, any more guests? *Thwaps Mandy*
Mandy: We have another guest.
Melony: Who could it beh?
Voldemort: MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I've got to kill you- I mean be a guest on your show. *winks*
Melony: Hello, Voldemort. So, I'm guessing that the last person on our show that was Voldekins was an actor?
Voldemort: I don't know. *gets out wand* AVADRA KEDAVRA
Voldemort: Ooops...said it wrong. *cough* AVADA KARDAVA! DAMNIT! AVADA KERDAVMRA! Oh, I quit. *kills himself*
Mandy: *sweat drop* I, um, believe that's all the time we have. *shifty eyes*
Melony: WHAT ARE WE, DEATH ROW!
Mandy: PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK
Melony: WE'VE CAUSED MORE DEATHS THAN A MASSACRE AT CHINA!
Mandy: pi-nk pi-nk pi-nk pi-nk
Melony: *gets a Xanax and takes it* I have anxiety attacks, so I can take these... Okay, well, I'm Brain, and that's Pinky, and this is our show!
Mandy: PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK