Disclaimer: Boo Hoo! I don't own DBZ! WAAAHHHHH! Dammit! i SAID WAAAAHHHHH! O.O
A/N: Here's the ending result due to boredome and 24 hours flicks on Comedy Central. Seeing the Movie 'Coming to America' got me thinkin' hey! Why not make a fic...
So here I am. this is not a WHOLE parody of the movie, just key parts. I never do a actual WHOLE parody! So for the people who have anything to due with the movie, I don't own it, you do, there are you satisfied you greedy fuckers ? O.o
On with the Goodness!
Coming to Earth
Chapter 6
Date and the closer coming
Bulma smoothed down her dress and double checked herself in her mirror. Making Vegeta suffer while getting a good meal was the highlight of her evening. She hummed to herself, she grabbed her purse and walked out of her room to the living room. Vegeta would be there to pick her up in 10 minutes. She didn't know quite what she would do to Vegeta as for torture, but she eventually had a small list of plans.
Bulma sat at the couch and touched up her makeup.
"About time you show up"
Bulma jumped up at the voice in the room.
"Vegeta what are you doign here?"
"I want to get this evening over with. I have better things to do than make some lonely woman's day!"
"I'm not lonely"
"That's just one of the many things you are!"
"Shut up!" Bulma shouted. "Let's go out to eat and then it's over"
"Why are we doing this anyway?"
"Uh...cause I wanna!" Bulma said pathetically.
"Lonely" Vegeta muttered.
"Shut your piehole!"
Vegeta groaned.
"Petty namecall, a trait from a weakling woman"
"Weakling? Let's go!"
Vegeta chuckled, he enjoyed pushing her buttons.
~
"Chi Chi....Chi Chi...Chi?"
"SHUT UP!"
"Why are you so mad at me?"
Chi Chi shook her head and wrote the statistics for the new pill.
*Increases the male's desire to taste the sexual secretions of a woman* Chi Chi thought.
"Please tell me why your so mad?"
"Kakarott, it's not that I'm mad at you, I know the pill made you do...that"
"Honestly Chi Chi, I'm really sorry, I also feel bad because it had to end"
"What?"
*It's bad enough he seduced me so easily, but did he really like what he did, was he even aware?*
"I knew what I was doing Chi Chi, I guess that's why the pill worked so good on me" Kakarott said while blushing.
Chi Chi stood up and walked towards Kakarott.
~
Bulma and Vegeta arrived at the resturaunt, yelling and screaming and bickering, making people's head's turn, they were seated and by the looks of it, Vegeta was winning the little quarell.
"Damn you Vegeta!"
"What's the matter, the woman's pissed?" Vegeta asked innocently.
The night went on, dinner was served, and sweat drops were sported due to Vegeta's continuous eating. After the mountain of dishes was taken away, they both calmed down and actually talked. Bulma told him about her life, Vegeta made up a life, not wanting to explain where he was REALLY from.
It was also getting colder as the day shifted and Bulma snugled into Vegeta's chest uncounciously. Vegeta stared down at Bulma, not believeing what she was doing. Bulma looked up feeling him stiffen, they kissed that night, and unbeknowst to them, a spy from the Royal Vegetasei ship was watching it all.
Wow, things heat up, what could happen next!?
Wanna be on my update list? Just ask to join my Mailing List in a REVIEW or send a e-mail and ask and I'll invite you. XD
A/N: Here's the ending result due to boredome and 24 hours flicks on Comedy Central. Seeing the Movie 'Coming to America' got me thinkin' hey! Why not make a fic...
So here I am. this is not a WHOLE parody of the movie, just key parts. I never do a actual WHOLE parody! So for the people who have anything to due with the movie, I don't own it, you do, there are you satisfied you greedy fuckers ? O.o
On with the Goodness!
Coming to Earth
Chapter 6
Date and the closer coming
Bulma smoothed down her dress and double checked herself in her mirror. Making Vegeta suffer while getting a good meal was the highlight of her evening. She hummed to herself, she grabbed her purse and walked out of her room to the living room. Vegeta would be there to pick her up in 10 minutes. She didn't know quite what she would do to Vegeta as for torture, but she eventually had a small list of plans.
Bulma sat at the couch and touched up her makeup.
"About time you show up"
Bulma jumped up at the voice in the room.
"Vegeta what are you doign here?"
"I want to get this evening over with. I have better things to do than make some lonely woman's day!"
"I'm not lonely"
"That's just one of the many things you are!"
"Shut up!" Bulma shouted. "Let's go out to eat and then it's over"
"Why are we doing this anyway?"
"Uh...cause I wanna!" Bulma said pathetically.
"Lonely" Vegeta muttered.
"Shut your piehole!"
Vegeta groaned.
"Petty namecall, a trait from a weakling woman"
"Weakling? Let's go!"
Vegeta chuckled, he enjoyed pushing her buttons.
~
"Chi Chi....Chi Chi...Chi?"
"SHUT UP!"
"Why are you so mad at me?"
Chi Chi shook her head and wrote the statistics for the new pill.
*Increases the male's desire to taste the sexual secretions of a woman* Chi Chi thought.
"Please tell me why your so mad?"
"Kakarott, it's not that I'm mad at you, I know the pill made you do...that"
"Honestly Chi Chi, I'm really sorry, I also feel bad because it had to end"
"What?"
*It's bad enough he seduced me so easily, but did he really like what he did, was he even aware?*
"I knew what I was doing Chi Chi, I guess that's why the pill worked so good on me" Kakarott said while blushing.
Chi Chi stood up and walked towards Kakarott.
~
Bulma and Vegeta arrived at the resturaunt, yelling and screaming and bickering, making people's head's turn, they were seated and by the looks of it, Vegeta was winning the little quarell.
"Damn you Vegeta!"
"What's the matter, the woman's pissed?" Vegeta asked innocently.
The night went on, dinner was served, and sweat drops were sported due to Vegeta's continuous eating. After the mountain of dishes was taken away, they both calmed down and actually talked. Bulma told him about her life, Vegeta made up a life, not wanting to explain where he was REALLY from.
It was also getting colder as the day shifted and Bulma snugled into Vegeta's chest uncounciously. Vegeta stared down at Bulma, not believeing what she was doing. Bulma looked up feeling him stiffen, they kissed that night, and unbeknowst to them, a spy from the Royal Vegetasei ship was watching it all.
Wow, things heat up, what could happen next!?
Wanna be on my update list? Just ask to join my Mailing List in a REVIEW or send a e-mail and ask and I'll invite you. XD