*Melony is wearing a blue polyester suit, a white tie, and a black
undershirt, while Mandy is wearing black outfit. She glares at the camera*
Mandy: I lost a bet for once, okay?
Melony: Welcome to the Game Show Special on Hyper Hogwartians! Mandy, would you like to describe the details of the game?
Mandy: DIE, FAT FROG, DIE!
*Melony points to Umbridge, who is tied and gagged to a stake*
Mandy: We have our "special" guest, Umbridge, who our contestants will curse and attempt to kill for galleons. 5 for correct curses, 50 if you kill her for us. *Mandy winks*
Melony: Okay, let's introduce our contestants! First, we have Ron Weasley, who is here in hopes to win lots of money for his huge poor family, and show off his stunning manly looks. *Ron struts out, doing loads of muscle showing manly poses*
Ron: Yo.
Melony: We also had Lee Jordan, who wants to get back at a certain fat frog who ruined his announcing hand!
*Lee Jordan walks out, pointing his wand at Fat Frog and pretending to be a centaur, scaring Umbridge greatly*
Lee: DIE, TOAD!
Melony: And lastly, we have Dumbledore, who is on a sort of Parole from Azkaban, and wants to continue his insanity
Mandy: I'm watching you.. ::gets a o_O look::
*Dumbledore bounces around to cameraman Draco, and pretends to be a ferret. Malfoy screams like a little girl and runs away. Mandy runs after Draco*
Mandy: Come back, Drakie!
Melony: Okay, contestants, go over to your spots!
*Draco runs back to run the camera*
*Mandy falls down and get back up*
Mandy: DRAKIE!
*Mandy trips*
Mandy: I'm okay
*Mandy gets back up*
Mandy: What did I miss?
*Mandy falls over*
Melony: Okay, now. we are going to show you an object, and you have to guess the price. Whoever is closest gets five tries at curses, second closest gets two, and the farthest get one. There will be ten items. Mandy, show us item number one!
Mandy: W00t! Our first lovely item is..a brand new THUNDERMIGHT 800 BROOM! Guess your prices, people!
Ron: 300 Galleons
Lee: ONE GALLEON!!
Dumbledore: Three Mandy suits
*Mandy hisses at Dumbledore*
Melony:...Okay, well, the price is...27 Galleons, so, Lee has five, Ron the Hottie has two, and Dumbledore has none, since technically, a disguise suit isn't worth money, since it's a charm
Melony: Mandy, introduce item number two!
*Mandy hisses again at Albus*
Mandy: Our next item is Deadly Dragon Deoderant!
Ron: Since I smell as sexy as I am, I know that it's worth one galleon and 2 sickles!
Lee: ONE GALLEON!
Dumbledore: 13 bottles of Snape's Bacon/Hair grease
Melony: Well, the price is...one galleon and two sickles.
Ron: Knew it! Cause you know I have as sexy a mind as I do body
Melony: So, that's 7 for Lee, 7 for Ron, and NOTHING for Dumbledore
Melony: Mandy, show us our last item! We would usually do ten, but we only have time for three; we need loads of time to kill Umbridge.
Mandy: Our last item is..me!
*Mandy lays on a red couch*
Ron: My heart and soul
Lee: ONE GALLEON!
Dumbledore: Two Galleons
Mandy: RON WINS!
Melony: Ron is correct!
Mandy: *runs over to Ron*
Melony: So, we have 12 for Ron, 9 for Lee, and one for Dumbledore
Mandy: Now for commercial break!
*Melony pretends to vomit as Mandy and Ron cuddle. camera is "off". Melony sniggers as she pretends to go to commercial. Mandy changes position to sit on Ron's lap*
Draco: MANDIEKINS!
Melony: CACKLE CACKLE!
Ron: YOURE-DATING-THE-BOUNCING-FERRET-KING?
*Ron laughs obnoxiously*
Mandy: errr - no...
Draco: YOU..YOU..WITCH! ::stomps off::
Ron: Well, I'm sexy, and he's a stick, so I'm better
*Ron flexes, and mistakes Melony's howls of laughter for swooning. Mandy snorts at Draco, and snuggles up to Ron*
Melony: HAHAHAHAHA! I HAVE THIS WHOLE THING ON FILM! HAHAHAHAHA!
Mandy: So?
*Melony gets shocked at the fact that she isn't angry*
Mandy: So haha, your joke SUCKED!
Melony: Well, we need to show our sponsors anywho, so we'll be right back!
Mandy behind the scenes: woo! I love the dancing dragons! *camera is turned off...for real*
Ron: Hello, I'm HOT, and SEXY, and MA-A-A-A-AN-N-N-N-NLY! So, I'm here to sell my secret to sexiness; MY NOSE POL-L-LI-SH-SH-SH-SH!
*Commercial Ron pulls out a bottle that's kind of greenish*
Ron: Weasley's Nose Polish is so simple, even a muggle could do it! All you do is take a glob, rub it on your nose, and take a cloth and POL-L-LI-I- I-SH!
*Ron polishes his nose*
Ron: And not only that, it's only worth 759 galleons! SO, GO OUT TO YOUR LOCAL STORE, AND BUY MY POLISH!
*Ron runs around singing*
*ends really bad commercial, and starts another commercial*
Mandy: Mandy's CLOTHING!
*Melony runs around in the back with a sign that says the prices and flashes PINK ROCKS! She runs, and runs, and runs, until she trips on a wire hanger*
*end of commercial break*
Melony: Welcome to the good part of the show!
*Mandy and Ron are shown cuddling. The camera zooms in.*
Melony: No, not THAT, the part where we attempt to murder Umbridge!
*Mandy is still snuggling with Ron*
Melony: Now, Ron gets to go first, with his 12 curse attempts
Ron: I hafta go kill Umbridge now. So get off me.
*Mandy doesn't budge. Ron pushes Mandy off.*
Melony: For every successful curse, he gets 5 galleons. And if he murders or turns her into a permaneant centaur, we will give him 50 galleons! Just kidding; she has to be killed.
*Mandy slaps Ron.*
Mandy: COME BACK TO ME DRAKIE!
*Mandy runs off to Draco*
Melony: So, Ron, get started! NO UNFORGIVEABLE CURSES!
*Ron thinks shallowly, cause he's a shallow man*
*Draco runs from Mandy, so camera suddenly twirls around, not getting what's happening*
Ron: Transparramous!
*Umbridge goes invisible, but shrieks with pain*
Melony: Ah, the ever painful invisiblility curse!
Ron: Wingardium Leviosa!
*Umbridge is no longer invisible, but is flying around, the stake still tied to her, thus hurting her badly*
*Mandy looks at Umbridge*
Mandy: A FROG BALOON! SOMEONE POP IT
Melony: DRACO! FOCUS THE CAMERA! YOU'RE MISSING SOME BLOODY BRILLIANT FOOTAGE!
*Mandy starts a chant*
Mandy: Pop...IT! Pop...IT! Pop...IT!
Ron: *tries to think* POPPY TOPPY!
*Umbridge explodes, frog parts flying everywhere*
Melony: CONGRATULATION RON! YOU KILLED UMBRIDGE! HERE'S 60 GALLEONS! In America, that's nearly 600 dollars!
Mandy: MY HERO!
*Mandy runs to Ron through frog guts to get to him*
Melony: So, that's the end of our Special Game Show episode! I'm Melony...
Mandy: And I'm MANDY! wheee
*Camera is still zooming around, now attacking people*
Melony: And we killed Umbridge! Us Busterds!
Mandy: I lost a bet for once, okay?
Melony: Welcome to the Game Show Special on Hyper Hogwartians! Mandy, would you like to describe the details of the game?
Mandy: DIE, FAT FROG, DIE!
*Melony points to Umbridge, who is tied and gagged to a stake*
Mandy: We have our "special" guest, Umbridge, who our contestants will curse and attempt to kill for galleons. 5 for correct curses, 50 if you kill her for us. *Mandy winks*
Melony: Okay, let's introduce our contestants! First, we have Ron Weasley, who is here in hopes to win lots of money for his huge poor family, and show off his stunning manly looks. *Ron struts out, doing loads of muscle showing manly poses*
Ron: Yo.
Melony: We also had Lee Jordan, who wants to get back at a certain fat frog who ruined his announcing hand!
*Lee Jordan walks out, pointing his wand at Fat Frog and pretending to be a centaur, scaring Umbridge greatly*
Lee: DIE, TOAD!
Melony: And lastly, we have Dumbledore, who is on a sort of Parole from Azkaban, and wants to continue his insanity
Mandy: I'm watching you.. ::gets a o_O look::
*Dumbledore bounces around to cameraman Draco, and pretends to be a ferret. Malfoy screams like a little girl and runs away. Mandy runs after Draco*
Mandy: Come back, Drakie!
Melony: Okay, contestants, go over to your spots!
*Draco runs back to run the camera*
*Mandy falls down and get back up*
Mandy: DRAKIE!
*Mandy trips*
Mandy: I'm okay
*Mandy gets back up*
Mandy: What did I miss?
*Mandy falls over*
Melony: Okay, now. we are going to show you an object, and you have to guess the price. Whoever is closest gets five tries at curses, second closest gets two, and the farthest get one. There will be ten items. Mandy, show us item number one!
Mandy: W00t! Our first lovely item is..a brand new THUNDERMIGHT 800 BROOM! Guess your prices, people!
Ron: 300 Galleons
Lee: ONE GALLEON!!
Dumbledore: Three Mandy suits
*Mandy hisses at Dumbledore*
Melony:...Okay, well, the price is...27 Galleons, so, Lee has five, Ron the Hottie has two, and Dumbledore has none, since technically, a disguise suit isn't worth money, since it's a charm
Melony: Mandy, introduce item number two!
*Mandy hisses again at Albus*
Mandy: Our next item is Deadly Dragon Deoderant!
Ron: Since I smell as sexy as I am, I know that it's worth one galleon and 2 sickles!
Lee: ONE GALLEON!
Dumbledore: 13 bottles of Snape's Bacon/Hair grease
Melony: Well, the price is...one galleon and two sickles.
Ron: Knew it! Cause you know I have as sexy a mind as I do body
Melony: So, that's 7 for Lee, 7 for Ron, and NOTHING for Dumbledore
Melony: Mandy, show us our last item! We would usually do ten, but we only have time for three; we need loads of time to kill Umbridge.
Mandy: Our last item is..me!
*Mandy lays on a red couch*
Ron: My heart and soul
Lee: ONE GALLEON!
Dumbledore: Two Galleons
Mandy: RON WINS!
Melony: Ron is correct!
Mandy: *runs over to Ron*
Melony: So, we have 12 for Ron, 9 for Lee, and one for Dumbledore
Mandy: Now for commercial break!
*Melony pretends to vomit as Mandy and Ron cuddle. camera is "off". Melony sniggers as she pretends to go to commercial. Mandy changes position to sit on Ron's lap*
Draco: MANDIEKINS!
Melony: CACKLE CACKLE!
Ron: YOURE-DATING-THE-BOUNCING-FERRET-KING?
*Ron laughs obnoxiously*
Mandy: errr - no...
Draco: YOU..YOU..WITCH! ::stomps off::
Ron: Well, I'm sexy, and he's a stick, so I'm better
*Ron flexes, and mistakes Melony's howls of laughter for swooning. Mandy snorts at Draco, and snuggles up to Ron*
Melony: HAHAHAHAHA! I HAVE THIS WHOLE THING ON FILM! HAHAHAHAHA!
Mandy: So?
*Melony gets shocked at the fact that she isn't angry*
Mandy: So haha, your joke SUCKED!
Melony: Well, we need to show our sponsors anywho, so we'll be right back!
Mandy behind the scenes: woo! I love the dancing dragons! *camera is turned off...for real*
Ron: Hello, I'm HOT, and SEXY, and MA-A-A-A-AN-N-N-N-NLY! So, I'm here to sell my secret to sexiness; MY NOSE POL-L-LI-SH-SH-SH-SH!
*Commercial Ron pulls out a bottle that's kind of greenish*
Ron: Weasley's Nose Polish is so simple, even a muggle could do it! All you do is take a glob, rub it on your nose, and take a cloth and POL-L-LI-I- I-SH!
*Ron polishes his nose*
Ron: And not only that, it's only worth 759 galleons! SO, GO OUT TO YOUR LOCAL STORE, AND BUY MY POLISH!
*Ron runs around singing*
*ends really bad commercial, and starts another commercial*
Mandy: Mandy's CLOTHING!
*Melony runs around in the back with a sign that says the prices and flashes PINK ROCKS! She runs, and runs, and runs, until she trips on a wire hanger*
*end of commercial break*
Melony: Welcome to the good part of the show!
*Mandy and Ron are shown cuddling. The camera zooms in.*
Melony: No, not THAT, the part where we attempt to murder Umbridge!
*Mandy is still snuggling with Ron*
Melony: Now, Ron gets to go first, with his 12 curse attempts
Ron: I hafta go kill Umbridge now. So get off me.
*Mandy doesn't budge. Ron pushes Mandy off.*
Melony: For every successful curse, he gets 5 galleons. And if he murders or turns her into a permaneant centaur, we will give him 50 galleons! Just kidding; she has to be killed.
*Mandy slaps Ron.*
Mandy: COME BACK TO ME DRAKIE!
*Mandy runs off to Draco*
Melony: So, Ron, get started! NO UNFORGIVEABLE CURSES!
*Ron thinks shallowly, cause he's a shallow man*
*Draco runs from Mandy, so camera suddenly twirls around, not getting what's happening*
Ron: Transparramous!
*Umbridge goes invisible, but shrieks with pain*
Melony: Ah, the ever painful invisiblility curse!
Ron: Wingardium Leviosa!
*Umbridge is no longer invisible, but is flying around, the stake still tied to her, thus hurting her badly*
*Mandy looks at Umbridge*
Mandy: A FROG BALOON! SOMEONE POP IT
Melony: DRACO! FOCUS THE CAMERA! YOU'RE MISSING SOME BLOODY BRILLIANT FOOTAGE!
*Mandy starts a chant*
Mandy: Pop...IT! Pop...IT! Pop...IT!
Ron: *tries to think* POPPY TOPPY!
*Umbridge explodes, frog parts flying everywhere*
Melony: CONGRATULATION RON! YOU KILLED UMBRIDGE! HERE'S 60 GALLEONS! In America, that's nearly 600 dollars!
Mandy: MY HERO!
*Mandy runs to Ron through frog guts to get to him*
Melony: So, that's the end of our Special Game Show episode! I'm Melony...
Mandy: And I'm MANDY! wheee
*Camera is still zooming around, now attacking people*
Melony: And we killed Umbridge! Us Busterds!