Melony: Welcome to a special episode of Hyper Hogwartians! We're going to
be mocking the greatest art ever...soap operas! So, we'll be going to our
places shortly.
Mandy: *sob* whhyyy?? er - wait, have we started yet? Nevermind
Melony: But first, we just want to let everybody know, that this is all gonna be fake; I'm not really dating, and Mandy's not related to her boyfriend. SO, we're going to start in...3...2...1...PLACES!
*Melony runs to the front of the stage, while Mandy runs to the corner. Melony is setting up a dinner table*
Melony: Tonight is the night...the night I'll propose...
*Mandy forgets to turn her mic off*
Mandy: Why do I have to be the preg - OH! OOPSIES!
Melony: Meh...
*Lupin knocks on the door and rings the doorbell*
Melony: Come in Moonie-kins!
*Lupin comes in stage right*
Lupin: Hello, my darling!
*Lupin runs over to Mel and places her with a big, fake, sloppy kiss while hugging her tightly*
Melony: Oh Lupin, take me-oh wait, that's not until later
*Melony coughs*
Melony: It is so great to see you back from your work at the ministry!
*Lupin sighs exageratedly*
Lupin: I have missed you so in the 5 hours you have been away, my dear!
Melony: Would you like to sit down for some dinner? I made...
*Melony sighs exageratedly*
Melony: Nachos
*Lupin laughs*
Lupin: Oh, but your nachos are the core of my life. Seriously, they're all you've fed me for the past few years. But I love them anyway.
*Lupin delivers another long, yicky kiss*
Melony: Well, today I added something special; ultra flavored guac, instead of just normal guac!
*The audience sighs at the romantic moment*
*Lupin backs away*
Lupin: I'm allergic to ultra flavored..things...How could you?
*Lupin runs away and out the door into the full moon, turning to a werewolf*
Melony: NOOOOO! HOW COULD I HAVE! MOONIE-KINS! MY BABY, COME BACK! I MADE WEAKER GUAC!
*lights dim to a crying Melony*
*transistion to Mandy's plot*
*Mandy is busy decorating room with pink things*
Draco: HONEY! I'M HOOME!
*Draco plots a big, long, squishy kiss*
*suddenly music comes on*
Mandy: Let's dance, my sweet.
*hear the rythym dancer it's a big romancer and other dance music continues to play as Draco and Mandy dance*
Mandy: So how was your day? Did you visit your father in prison?
*Mandy speaks as she dances*
Draco: I...have some bad news...
*Mandy stops dancing*
Mandy: Oh, but what could it be? Our lives are wonderful, and so is Draco Jr.
*Mandy pats overly large "pregnant" stomach*
Draco: See, my father, he gets out in a week's time, and he's out for my skin, cause it is his fault that he's there
*Mandy slaps Draco*
Mandy: Ooops, wait, that doesn't come till later. MY BAD
Draco: And I'm afraid that I won't get to see Draco Jun-
*Mandy looks away*
Mandy: OW!
*Mandy falls over*
Mandy: OOOWWW! Draco!
Draco: What what what's the mat mat matter?
Mandy: You idiot, my stomach!
Draco: Oh...
...
...
Draco: OH! I'LL CALL THE HOSPITAL!
Mandy: YOU IDIOT!
*Mandy apparates there*
*Draco runs off to get help*
*then Draco runs back so he can apparate*
*scene flashes to Mandy being carried to a labor room at the DUHNUHNUH HOSPITAL!*
Draco: Is she and Draco Jr gonna be alright doctor?
Mandy: DRACO, YOU GIT, YOU DID THIIIIIIISS!
Doctor: Draco..Jr?
*Mandy throws stuffed animal at Draco's head*
Doctor: She'll be fine
*Doctor looks at Mandy, who is spitting and screaming and thowing crap*
Doctor: A little bit witchy, but okay.
Draco: And Draco Jr?
Doctor: Not Draco Jr, Mandy Jr!
Mandy: If you weren't my doctor I'd throw this at you!
*Mandy picks up another stuffed animal*
Mandy: Oh what the heck.
*Mandy throws it at Doctor's head; Doctor ducks*
Doctor: I'll go get the morphine, shall I?
Mandy: RAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRR!
*scene transition to Melony who is trying to pull in Lupin via a dog collar*
*Lupin barks and barks at Melony*
Melony: Get-in-here-you-naugh-ty-boy-you!
*Lupin growls*
*Melony gives one FINAL tug, and Lupin and Melony fly through the air until they're inside, and Lupin demorphs*
*Lupin makes a -__- face*
Melony: You never told me you were allergic!
Lupin: YOU NEVER ASKED, WOMAN!
Melony: I'M SORRY!
*They walk up to their apartment. Lupin kisses Melony*
Lupin: It's ok.. I'll go through anything for you. Even have an allergic attack
Melony: Oh, no need to go that far ^^.
Lupin: Oh, but I shall. You made it, I ate it..er - or will eat it.
Melony: Good Thing I made some extra guacamole!
*Melony pulls out a bowl of not so flavored guac*
*both eat until all is gone*
Melony: Okay, now it's time for my correct line, Lupin, take me now!
Lupin: err
*transition to Mandy and Draco. Mandy is still hurling random objects at Draco's head*
Draco: Woah baby, you know, this is YOUR fault, not MINE!
Mandy: LIAR!
Draco: Well, all you would have had to do was not come on to me!
Mandy: LIIIIAAAAARRRRRRRR!
(Mandy and Melony: TO BE CONTINUUUUUUEEEEEDDDD!)
Mandy: *sob* whhyyy?? er - wait, have we started yet? Nevermind
Melony: But first, we just want to let everybody know, that this is all gonna be fake; I'm not really dating, and Mandy's not related to her boyfriend. SO, we're going to start in...3...2...1...PLACES!
*Melony runs to the front of the stage, while Mandy runs to the corner. Melony is setting up a dinner table*
Melony: Tonight is the night...the night I'll propose...
*Mandy forgets to turn her mic off*
Mandy: Why do I have to be the preg - OH! OOPSIES!
Melony: Meh...
*Lupin knocks on the door and rings the doorbell*
Melony: Come in Moonie-kins!
*Lupin comes in stage right*
Lupin: Hello, my darling!
*Lupin runs over to Mel and places her with a big, fake, sloppy kiss while hugging her tightly*
Melony: Oh Lupin, take me-oh wait, that's not until later
*Melony coughs*
Melony: It is so great to see you back from your work at the ministry!
*Lupin sighs exageratedly*
Lupin: I have missed you so in the 5 hours you have been away, my dear!
Melony: Would you like to sit down for some dinner? I made...
*Melony sighs exageratedly*
Melony: Nachos
*Lupin laughs*
Lupin: Oh, but your nachos are the core of my life. Seriously, they're all you've fed me for the past few years. But I love them anyway.
*Lupin delivers another long, yicky kiss*
Melony: Well, today I added something special; ultra flavored guac, instead of just normal guac!
*The audience sighs at the romantic moment*
*Lupin backs away*
Lupin: I'm allergic to ultra flavored..things...How could you?
*Lupin runs away and out the door into the full moon, turning to a werewolf*
Melony: NOOOOO! HOW COULD I HAVE! MOONIE-KINS! MY BABY, COME BACK! I MADE WEAKER GUAC!
*lights dim to a crying Melony*
*transistion to Mandy's plot*
*Mandy is busy decorating room with pink things*
Draco: HONEY! I'M HOOME!
*Draco plots a big, long, squishy kiss*
*suddenly music comes on*
Mandy: Let's dance, my sweet.
*hear the rythym dancer it's a big romancer and other dance music continues to play as Draco and Mandy dance*
Mandy: So how was your day? Did you visit your father in prison?
*Mandy speaks as she dances*
Draco: I...have some bad news...
*Mandy stops dancing*
Mandy: Oh, but what could it be? Our lives are wonderful, and so is Draco Jr.
*Mandy pats overly large "pregnant" stomach*
Draco: See, my father, he gets out in a week's time, and he's out for my skin, cause it is his fault that he's there
*Mandy slaps Draco*
Mandy: Ooops, wait, that doesn't come till later. MY BAD
Draco: And I'm afraid that I won't get to see Draco Jun-
*Mandy looks away*
Mandy: OW!
*Mandy falls over*
Mandy: OOOWWW! Draco!
Draco: What what what's the mat mat matter?
Mandy: You idiot, my stomach!
Draco: Oh...
...
...
Draco: OH! I'LL CALL THE HOSPITAL!
Mandy: YOU IDIOT!
*Mandy apparates there*
*Draco runs off to get help*
*then Draco runs back so he can apparate*
*scene flashes to Mandy being carried to a labor room at the DUHNUHNUH HOSPITAL!*
Draco: Is she and Draco Jr gonna be alright doctor?
Mandy: DRACO, YOU GIT, YOU DID THIIIIIIISS!
Doctor: Draco..Jr?
*Mandy throws stuffed animal at Draco's head*
Doctor: She'll be fine
*Doctor looks at Mandy, who is spitting and screaming and thowing crap*
Doctor: A little bit witchy, but okay.
Draco: And Draco Jr?
Doctor: Not Draco Jr, Mandy Jr!
Mandy: If you weren't my doctor I'd throw this at you!
*Mandy picks up another stuffed animal*
Mandy: Oh what the heck.
*Mandy throws it at Doctor's head; Doctor ducks*
Doctor: I'll go get the morphine, shall I?
Mandy: RAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRR!
*scene transition to Melony who is trying to pull in Lupin via a dog collar*
*Lupin barks and barks at Melony*
Melony: Get-in-here-you-naugh-ty-boy-you!
*Lupin growls*
*Melony gives one FINAL tug, and Lupin and Melony fly through the air until they're inside, and Lupin demorphs*
*Lupin makes a -__- face*
Melony: You never told me you were allergic!
Lupin: YOU NEVER ASKED, WOMAN!
Melony: I'M SORRY!
*They walk up to their apartment. Lupin kisses Melony*
Lupin: It's ok.. I'll go through anything for you. Even have an allergic attack
Melony: Oh, no need to go that far ^^.
Lupin: Oh, but I shall. You made it, I ate it..er - or will eat it.
Melony: Good Thing I made some extra guacamole!
*Melony pulls out a bowl of not so flavored guac*
*both eat until all is gone*
Melony: Okay, now it's time for my correct line, Lupin, take me now!
Lupin: err
*transition to Mandy and Draco. Mandy is still hurling random objects at Draco's head*
Draco: Woah baby, you know, this is YOUR fault, not MINE!
Mandy: LIAR!
Draco: Well, all you would have had to do was not come on to me!
Mandy: LIIIIAAAAARRRRRRRR!
(Mandy and Melony: TO BE CONTINUUUUUUEEEEEDDDD!)