Disclaimer: Boo Hoo! I don't own DBZ! WAAAHHHHH! Dammit! i SAID WAAAAHHHHH! O.O
A/N: Here's the ending result due to boredome and 24 hours flicks on Comedy Central. Seeing the Movie 'Coming to America' got me thinkin' hey! Why not make a fic...
So here I am. this is not a WHOLE parody of the movie, just key parts. I never do a actual WHOLE parody! So for the people who have anything to due with the movie, I don't own it, you do, there are you satisfied you greedy fuckers ? O.o
On with the Goodness!
Coming to Earth
Chapter 8
Truth
"Great King?" Chi Chi asked in disbelief.
Kakarott realised his messup and turned to Chi Chi sheepishly.
"Did I say Great King?"
"Kakarott, what's going on!? Tell ME NOWW!!!!" Chi Chi shouted.
"ALRIGHT!" Kakarott shouted back while rubbing his sore ears.
"Chi Chi, we're not from around here, what I mean to say is, we're not humans, we are saiya-jins"
"Saiya-jins? Why didn't you say so from the begining, it now explains why you and Vegeta are as strong as you are!"
"Yes I know, but we had to keep our identities hush hush"
"You two can't be that important!?....can you?" Chi Chi asked in disbelief.
"Turn on the tv" Kakarott instructed.
Chi Chi grabbed her remote and pointed to the tv, the light filled the room...
"In Worldwode news, Vegeta, heir and runaway groom of Planet Vegeta and his partner Kakarott have ecspaped to Planet Earth. A reward has been offered to anyone who has any leads to the location of the saiya-jins...
The view went from the new achor lady to the King himself, the Queen standing beside him
"The will be a reward for anyone who will assist me to find my son, the sneaky bastard!" The king looked into the tv set "And boy when I find you, I'm gonna tear your ass a new hole!"
The new anchor lady blinked wildly.
"In other news..."
Chi Chi turned the news off, her jaw slack and her eyes wide.
"You and Vegeta? Running away? WHY????????????????????"
"My Prince was supposed to be married, but he and I fled, he wanted to find his own mate, not his father chose one for him"
"Well, don't you think we should find Vegeta and tell him?"
"Yes we should..."
~ CC ~
Vegeta was lying on his back, Bulma snoring softly beside him, he contemplating the matters on his mind and weighted shoulders. Bulma squirmed and woke up.
"Vegeta, what's the matter?" concern in her voice.
"Woman, there's something I have to tell you"
Bulma sat up and held the sheet close to her body.
"Tell me?"
Vegeta sighed.
"Bulma..."
The lock on the door unlocked and the door opened. The light from the hallway filled Bulma's room, the two lovers quinted as many people walked inside the room.
"Oh no" Vegeta muttered.
The light in her room came on to show Dr. Briefs with the keys now tuked away in his pocket.
"Daddy, who are these people?" Bulma asked.
"Thankyou Dr. Briefs" a man standing off to the side said. The man gave Dr. Briefs a briefcase full of money.
Vegeta growled in his throat and balled his fist.
"Father"
"Vegeta, I see you haven't wasted anytime and began to rut with a lousy human female"
"Vegeta what's he talking about?"
Vegeta beat his fist into the matress. He slipped his boxers back on ad stood up.
"You are to return to Planet Vegeta immediately, we have a wedding to commence"
"You'll have to drag me back!" Vegeta growled.
"Is that so?" The king asked with amusement in his voice. The king leaned to the right and saw Bulma staring at them intently.
"Young miss, I have the reward money for you aswell, I appreciate you keeping Vegeta occupied"
"Now just a minute here, I don't want you money or anything to do with you! Someone explain!" Bulma shouted.
"Bulma, this is the royal family of Planet Vegeta" Dr. Briefs said.
Bulma's eyes flew wide in shock, before Vegeta could stop her she grabbed what clothes she could and ran out of the room.
Poor Bulma? What's to happen next!? Will everythign end as it should? Let's wait and see!!!
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A/N: Here's the ending result due to boredome and 24 hours flicks on Comedy Central. Seeing the Movie 'Coming to America' got me thinkin' hey! Why not make a fic...
So here I am. this is not a WHOLE parody of the movie, just key parts. I never do a actual WHOLE parody! So for the people who have anything to due with the movie, I don't own it, you do, there are you satisfied you greedy fuckers ? O.o
On with the Goodness!
Coming to Earth
Chapter 8
Truth
"Great King?" Chi Chi asked in disbelief.
Kakarott realised his messup and turned to Chi Chi sheepishly.
"Did I say Great King?"
"Kakarott, what's going on!? Tell ME NOWW!!!!" Chi Chi shouted.
"ALRIGHT!" Kakarott shouted back while rubbing his sore ears.
"Chi Chi, we're not from around here, what I mean to say is, we're not humans, we are saiya-jins"
"Saiya-jins? Why didn't you say so from the begining, it now explains why you and Vegeta are as strong as you are!"
"Yes I know, but we had to keep our identities hush hush"
"You two can't be that important!?....can you?" Chi Chi asked in disbelief.
"Turn on the tv" Kakarott instructed.
Chi Chi grabbed her remote and pointed to the tv, the light filled the room...
"In Worldwode news, Vegeta, heir and runaway groom of Planet Vegeta and his partner Kakarott have ecspaped to Planet Earth. A reward has been offered to anyone who has any leads to the location of the saiya-jins...
The view went from the new achor lady to the King himself, the Queen standing beside him
"The will be a reward for anyone who will assist me to find my son, the sneaky bastard!" The king looked into the tv set "And boy when I find you, I'm gonna tear your ass a new hole!"
The new anchor lady blinked wildly.
"In other news..."
Chi Chi turned the news off, her jaw slack and her eyes wide.
"You and Vegeta? Running away? WHY????????????????????"
"My Prince was supposed to be married, but he and I fled, he wanted to find his own mate, not his father chose one for him"
"Well, don't you think we should find Vegeta and tell him?"
"Yes we should..."
~ CC ~
Vegeta was lying on his back, Bulma snoring softly beside him, he contemplating the matters on his mind and weighted shoulders. Bulma squirmed and woke up.
"Vegeta, what's the matter?" concern in her voice.
"Woman, there's something I have to tell you"
Bulma sat up and held the sheet close to her body.
"Tell me?"
Vegeta sighed.
"Bulma..."
The lock on the door unlocked and the door opened. The light from the hallway filled Bulma's room, the two lovers quinted as many people walked inside the room.
"Oh no" Vegeta muttered.
The light in her room came on to show Dr. Briefs with the keys now tuked away in his pocket.
"Daddy, who are these people?" Bulma asked.
"Thankyou Dr. Briefs" a man standing off to the side said. The man gave Dr. Briefs a briefcase full of money.
Vegeta growled in his throat and balled his fist.
"Father"
"Vegeta, I see you haven't wasted anytime and began to rut with a lousy human female"
"Vegeta what's he talking about?"
Vegeta beat his fist into the matress. He slipped his boxers back on ad stood up.
"You are to return to Planet Vegeta immediately, we have a wedding to commence"
"You'll have to drag me back!" Vegeta growled.
"Is that so?" The king asked with amusement in his voice. The king leaned to the right and saw Bulma staring at them intently.
"Young miss, I have the reward money for you aswell, I appreciate you keeping Vegeta occupied"
"Now just a minute here, I don't want you money or anything to do with you! Someone explain!" Bulma shouted.
"Bulma, this is the royal family of Planet Vegeta" Dr. Briefs said.
Bulma's eyes flew wide in shock, before Vegeta could stop her she grabbed what clothes she could and ran out of the room.
Poor Bulma? What's to happen next!? Will everythign end as it should? Let's wait and see!!!
Wanna be on my update list? Just ask to join my Mailing List in a REVIEW or send a e-mail and ask and I'll invite you. XD