Last time-
"HEY WAKE UP!!!" yelled a rather annoyed Bardock who was not enjoying
the stares he was receiving. By now everyone was awake and staring in shock at Goku
look alike.
"And what's with the staring?" murmured Bardock.
By now Raditz has recovered from his shock and made his way up slowly to his father.
"I guess I have a lot of explaining to do," said Raditz
"I guess I do too," said Mina as she stood next to her brother.
"Start talking." Bardock said flatly.
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"… And that's what happed." said Mina, preparing for the worst.
"WHAT???" yelled the disbelieving family.
"You mean that that…"stammered Bardock, not really sure what he is hearing.
"I'm going to be a grandmother!" said a very excited Serena as she zoned out to
her own little fantasy land.
"Uhh Serena that's not the point here, hey snap out of it." said Bardock, trying to
bring his mate back to reality.
"Oh no, I'm starting to feel so old now," said a rather depressed Serena.
Everyone fell anime style. How can this woman be so excited about having grandchildren
and then all of a sudden be so depressed about feeling old when she is 36 years old to
begin with and especially when Saiyans can outlive humans very easily.
Raditz and Mina knew that they're still in trouble with their parents even though they
are acting like they don't care about it at the moment. As soon as everyone goes back to
sleep is when they shall receive their punishment.
" Well" started Bardock, as he made up his mind, "I guess you cold stay here until
you find you way back home."
Everyone signed with great relief happy by the fact that they have a place to stay.
"I guess it's best that we all gets some sleep now. You all know where your rooms
are and Raditz, Mina I would like to have a word with you two as soon as you see to your
guests." said Bardock with a stern voice as he and Serena went down stairs to their own
rooms. Kakarotto and Turlis as went to their own respected room, too tired to understand
what was going on. Gohan felt guilty to what was going to happen to those two.
"Do you guys need anything before you go to sleep?" asked Raditz in a tired voice.
"No we're fine, thanks anyway." said Bulma.
"Hey Raditz, Mina, I'm sorry for everything." apologized Gohan.
"No problem and besides it's nobodies fault. Sometimes you have to do things
even if nobody agrees with you" said Raditz.
"Well I hope to see you in the morning. Good night" said Mina as she and Raditz
made their way down stairs to their parent's room.
-Mean while
"What do you think of all this Serena?" asked Bardock as he thought about the
night's event.
"To be honest I'm not to sure. It's great to meet future family members and all,
but there is just something wrong about it all." said Serena.
"Something wrong?" asked Bardock concerned about his mate's behavior.
"Yes something wrong, like for one Goku. I know Goku is Kakarotto even if he
didn't tell us, but that's not what disturbs me. What disturbs me is the look on his face as
if me never saw me before, any of us for that matter only Raditz, but what you can see
though his eyes is mistrust towards him. Bardock, I wonder what happened to us in the
timeline he's from." said Serena.
"I don't know and to be honest I think it's for the best if we don't find out." said
Bardock.
"I hope you right," said Serena.
"So…" stared Bardock, "should our two oldest brats receive any punishment or
not."
"Hmm… Lets see. How about them making breakfast for everyone tomorrow."
stated Serena with a dangerous gleam in her eyes.
"Shall I bring the fire extinguisher with me?" said Bardock amusingly.
"Sure why not." said Serena.
- Down Stairs
"So what are we going to do?" asked Mina, fright already taking claim of her.
"I wish I knew." said Raditz thinking about what was going to happen to them.
Both siblings made their way towards their parent's bedroom. As they entered they
waited for what was about to come.
"You wanted to see us sir," said Mina not bothering to make eye contact with her
parents.
"Sir?" asked Bardock jokingly
"Okay dad." said Mina relieved that her father was no longer mad.
"Okay you two I just wanted both of you to know that neither your mother or I
are angry with you. Most likely we would have done the same thing if it were us instead
of you, but we would have gotten busted just as well for not being honest to our parents
like you did. Is that clear?" asked Bardock.
"Crystal." said both teen Saiyans.
"Good," said Serena, "Then I guess you both wouldn't mind making breakfast
for all of us tomorrow morning."
"BREAKFAST!!!" yelled the teen Saiyans.
"Yes breakfast." said Serena.
"But mom we can't cook breakfast" said Raditz, trying to convince his mother,
"We can't cook at all period."
"You guys never even tried before and anyway it's time for you two to learn how
to cook anyway and no buts." finished Serena.
"Dad?" asked Mina hoping that her father would lend a hand.
"Sorry Mina you're gonna cook tomorrow morning and that's final." said
Bardock.
"Well good night you two." said Serena as she and Bardock fell asleep.
"Night mom." Raditz whispered.
-Morning
"Mina are you sure we have everything?" asked Raditz as he look over all the
ingredients need to cook or in their case to make a disaster.
"I think so, but I don't know where to begin." she Mina.
"Hey where's that book that mom gave you? You know the one that tells you
step by step on how to make some dishes." asked Raditz.
"Huh? Oh yeah here." said Mina as she handed a book to Raditz.
"Hmm lets see The Idiots Guide To Cooking Without Screwing Up," read
Raditz as his eyes stated twitching as he read the title.
*Is it me or does she loves to lower my self-esteem even more?*
"Hey Raditz would you snap out of it and give me a hand already." said Mina
as she struggle to move the bag of flour with dropping any of the things that are laid on
top of it.
"Hey slow down." said Raditz as he rushed over to help her.
"Lets just get this over with." sighed Mina.
-Living Room
"Mom what's for breakfast?" asked the twins.
"Oh I don't know. Raditz and Mina are making breakfast today so it's up to
them." said Serena.
"Raditz and Mina knows how to cook?" asked the bewilder twins.
"Not really." said Serena calmly.
"So Mina and Raditz have the whole kitchen to themselves?" asked Turlis.
"Yup." said Serena.
"AND YOU'RE OKAY WITH THAT?" said Kakarotto.
"Yup." said Serena after a moment of silence.
"Mom, is the house going to catch on fire then?" asked Kakarotto.
"Don't be silly Kakay, they can't screw up THAT BAD." said Serena.
"Do me a favor Kakay, go wake up our guests." said Serena.
"Okay momma, lets go Tales." said Kakarotto as he ran up stairs.
"Hey wait up Kakay!" yelled Turlis as he ran after his twin.
Serena made her way to the kitchen door to find her mate leaning against the wall trying
to contain his laughter.
"Hey what are you laughing about?" asked Serena. Bardock turned to look at
his mate and smiled.
"Take a look in the kitchen." said Bardock. Inside the kitchen stood Raditz and
Mina covered with flour and egg yolk. The kitchen looked as if a war just ended and
there has been no victor.
"What happened to them?" asked Serena as she fell over laughing.
"They forgot put the top of the blender on before turning it on." said Bardock.
-Upstairs
"Tales I don't like this Vegita guy at all." whined Kakarotto.
"Me too." said Turlis.
"So who shall we wake first?" asked Kakarotto
"Anyone but Vegita. Hey we could ask them to wake him up for us." said Turlis.
"Who's them?" asked a confused Kakarotto.
"The other people silly." said Turlis very agitated.
"Okay." said Kakarotto as they quickly knocked on the first room.
"Hey knock knock, wake up, time to eat." chanted Turlis. The door opened as
Trunks, Goten and Uub stepped out of the room.
"Hey guys what's up?" asked Trunks.
"Hey knock knock, wake up, time to eat." Turlis chanted again.
"Okay we heard you the first time." said Uub.
"So what's for breakfast then?" asked Goten as he became excited over the
mentioning of food.
"Food poisoning!" said Kakarotto excitedly.
"Uh, food poisoning… What do you mean by that?" asked Uub.
"Yup Mina and Raditz are making breakfast, but the thing is that they don't know
how to cook, but mom says they could if they try, but they never did this before so I
really don't believe mom so that's why I say we're having food poisoning for breakfast."
said Kakarotto.
"Uh, okay." said Uub not really sure what he's hearing.
"Do us a favor, wake up everyone else and go to the living room okay?" asked
Turlis.
"Sure thing." said Trunks.
"Okay bye,bye." said Kakarotto as he and Turlis ran down stairs.
-Kitchen
"Mina are you sure you're doing this right?" asked Raditz as he tried to remove
the flour from himself. He watched Mina as she stuffed more cooking dough in the oven.
"I think so and besides I'm using the book." said Mina confidently.
"Okay, but are you sure that the eggs are suppose to look that dark?" asked
Raditz as he turned his attention to the stove.
"Dark? AHHH I burned them again." wailed Mina.
"Again?" asked Raditz accusingly.
"Hey shut up already." yelled Mina, not appreciating the smirk she is receiving
from her brother. Both their attention were turned towards the oven as it just stared to
shake.
"Hey what's wrong with the oven?" asked Mina as concern started to take over.
"How should I know?" asked Raditz as he watch the oven now move out of
place.
"Okay this is getting a little to weird." said Mina.
"A little?" countered Raditz. Now the oven was moving around violently and
destroying anything that comes across it.
"No this oven is cursed!!!" screamed Mina.
"No I think you put to much cooking dough in the oven." said Raditz.
"You think so?" asked Mina as she watch the oven door now struggle to open
itself.
"Yes I believe so." said Raditz
"Well in that case we got to get out of here." said Mina. Both Saiyans walked
towards the door only to find it locked.
"Mina can I ask you a question?" asked a pissed off Raditz.
"Okay what?" asked Mina nervously.
"Did you by any chance locked the door earlier?" asked Raditz.
"Well yes." said Mina slowly.
"And why may I ask?" asked Raditz slowly with a dangerous voice.
"Because mom and dad; well mostly dad, was laughing at us." responded Mina.
By now the dough was leaking through the half open oven and made it's way towards the
two Saiyans.
"AHHH! The killer dough is going to eat us." yelled Mina.
"What in hell are you talking about Mina." yelled Raditz over her own voice.
"Listen I don't care if you think I'm going crazy, but stop the damn thing
anyway." yelled Mina.
"Okay now how do expect me to do that anyway?" yelled Raditz as the killer
dough slowly came closer to the two arguing Saiyans.
"It's too late we're done for." whined Mina.
"Quick let's break the door open." yelled Raditz over to Mina.
Both Saiyans started beating on the door in an attempt to break it open, but nothing
happened.
"Damn mother for buying these unbreakable doors." cursed Mina.
"We're dead. The stupid dough is coming closer." said Raditz as he redoubled his
effort to breaking down the door.
"I have a better idea." said Mina as she searched for a weapon.
"And what would that be?" asked Raditz. Mina grabbed the broom and swung at
the killer dough a few times.
"Back you ugly monster back." yelled Mina as she continue to attack the dough.
"Mina I hope you know that IT'S NOTHING BUT DOUGH!" screamed Raditz.
"Okay then I guess the only thing we can do is scream for HELP!!!" screamed
Mina as she continue to attack the cooking dough continuously.
"Help, help, somebody HELP!!!" yelled Mina.
"Sure make me death why won't you and what makes you think that smacking
the damn thing would help. I think you're only making it madder." yelled Raditz as he
grabbed another broomstick and aided her with useless whacking.
"Oh come on leave us alone pretty dough. I promise to never cook again." said
Mina as she tried to reason with the dough.
"You could eat my brother if you want." said Mina as she tried again.
"Mina what are you doing!!!" whispered Raditz angrily.
"Trying to make a distraction." whispered Mina.
"What makes you think that will work?" questioned Raditz. Surprisingly the killer dough
just stopped dead in its tracks.
"Mina what just happened?" asked a bewildered Raditz.
"I think it wants to eat you only." said Mina.
"Great just Great. Here's my future record.
Name: Raditz
Age:18
Occupation: none
Cause of death: EATEN BY A KILLER DOUGH!!!" screeched Raditz.
"Hey I can't be that bad." said Mina.
"No you're right. IT'S MUCH WORSE." said Raditz.
"Okay you have any idea how to get out of here now since the dough just
stopped?" asked Mina.
"Yeah how about we just blast our way out of here." said Raditz and with that he
powered up a ki ball and late it loose on the door. As the smoke cleared all seemed lost as
the door stood there unscratched.
"What kind of a door is it AND WHERE DID IT COME FROM?" yelled Raditz.
"Mom went door shopping a few days ago." Mina responded coolly.
"And you didn't stop her?" asked Raditz slowly.
"I saw no need to." said Mina. Just then the killer dough started to make its way
towards the two Saiyans.
"It's coming back for us." said Mina as she panicked.
"Where the hell is everyone when you need them?" asked Raditz as he continue
to beat on the door.
"Raditz!!! The dough is coming closer. What are we going to do?" wailed Mina.
"How should I know?" asked Raditz as he moved far back away from the dough
as possible.
"Well you're the oldest." argued Mina.
"Hey that's no excuse!" countered Raditz.
"Ahh! It's been nice knowing ya." said Mina and with that the dough swallowed
them whole.
-Living Room
The twins of terror were coming up with their own little ideas of revenge on
Vegita. Earlier Vegita had attack the twins because of their annoyance and their
continuous endless talking. Screams could be heard getting louder and louder from
the kitchen and then all of a sudden it stopped.
"Hey do you think Raditz and Mina finished making breakfast?" asked
Kakarotto.
"Maybe, but who said I am going to eat it." said Turlis, rejecting the idea of
eating anything they make.
"Oh come on, it can't be THAT bad." said Kakarotto as he made his way to
the kitchen door. It bothered him that it saw quite for sometime now.
"No I bet it's ten times worse." argued Turlis as he turned the door knob, but
found it stuck.
"Hey that's funny, the door won't open." said Turlis as he tried to force the door
to open.
"Here let me try." offered Kakarotto as he tried his luck with the refusing door
which didn't budge a bit.
"Okay let's do it together on three. One… Two… Thrrrreeee!" counted Turlis
as both boys pulled the door.
"I can't believe the stupid thing won't open." complained Turlis as he sat down
on the floor to think.
"You know what. We should just ask papa to open in for us." said Turlis as he
agreed with himself.
"Okay let's go." said Kakarotto as he ran off to find his father.
"Hey Kakay wait up!" Turlis called after his brother.
"You're too slow Tales." teased Kakarotto.
"I'll show you slow." whined Turlis as he speed up a little faster. Both Saiyans
raced down the hall a crashed into something.
"Ow Tales my head hurts." cried Kakarotto as he rubbed the swore spot on his
head.
"Yeah, mines too." said Turlis, repeating Kakarotto's actions. Both Saiyans
look up to find Vegita looking down at them looking rather pissed off.
"What should we do Tales?" asked a frightened Kakarotto.
"How about RUN!!!" yelled Turlis and with that both chibi Saiyans made a
dash for it.
"Little brats." murmured Vegita as he headed outside to spar with Goku.
Upon reaching their father both twins came to a stop to catch their breath.
"What's wrong with you two?" asked Bardock as he watch his sons panting.
"We ran away from Vegita." explained Turlis.
"Why?" asked Bardock not sure why they would be running in the first place.
"Because he's scary." answered Kakarotto.
"What ever." sigh Bardock.
"Dad can you help us?" asked Kakarotto moving side to side.
"What is it?" asked Bardock confusingly. Normally Kakarotto and Turlis would
like to do things on their own and without help.
"The kitchen door is stuck." said Kakarotto innocently.
"Is that all?" Bardock stood dumbfounded.
"Yup." replied both chibis. Bardock made his way to the kitchen. In front of the
door stood Serena lightly tapping her foot against the floor as if waiting for someone.
"There you are," said Serena as she spotted Bardock, "Now you can give me a
hand here." By now everyone has gathered in front of the kitchen door including the Z
fighters.
"We heard screaming coming form down stairs. Is everything alright?" asked
Bulma. She and the others just stood there, ready to give a helping hand if needed.
"Everything is fine dear. They just probably forgot to put the top on the blender
again." answered Serena.
"Okay, fine, whatever lets just open this door already." said a rather annoyed
Bardock as he grabbed the knob of the door and tried to open it.
"The door is stuck good." said Bardock and he continue to pull.
"Let me help." offered Goku. Bardock studied him for a moment and smiled.
"Thanks. It looks like I need it." Bardock accepted. Both Saiyans grabbed hold
of the door and pulled. Finally the door open and to everyone's surprise out came the killer
cooking dough and flooded the room.
"AHHH WHAT THE HELL IS THAT." panicked Serena before the dough engulfed
her and all the others.
-Later
"Okay you two what happened?" asked Serena waiting for the two teen Saiyans
to respond while not being happy by the fact that her kitchen was destroyed.
"I was trying to make bread and I put to much dough in the oven." said Mina as
she confessed what happened.
"And as soon as that thing got out of the oven it attack up." said Raditz who
looked a little pale from the lack of oxygen while being trapped inside the dough.
"You know you could have just used the bread I bought." said Serena as she
carefully stepped inside the demolished kitchen and came back with a loath of bread.
"Mina I thought you said that there was no bread." yelled Raditz as anger took
control of him.
"I guess I was wrong." Mina said.
"WHAT!!!!!" yelled Raditz as he chased her down the hall, ready to kill.
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