Disclaimer: Forgot this one in the first chappy, I do not own. I'd wish I
did, though...
Full Name: Severus I-Hate-You-Albus Snape
Age: 38 (Bet you didn't expect that...)
Height: Long enough to beat up the damn kids...
Hair colour: Black.
Eyes: Some say grey, some say black, and one once said pink. But he was colour-blind...
Birthplace: London.
Current residence: Hogwarts. Though I'm seriously thinking of leaving...
Favourite place lived: Tough one... I have lived in a lot of places... I guess Amsterdam was my favourite, legal weed!!
Do you have any piercings, if so, where: Have one in my right ear. But if you tell anyone that, I'm afraid I have to kill you.
Do you have any tatoo's, if so, where? Well, as everyone knows, the damn Dark Mark, apart from that, n- *gets shock* ARHGH!!!! GODDAMN YOU, ALBUS!! I admit it, someone once got me very very... VERY drunk, and made me get a 'Sevvie rules' tattoo on my arse... Damn you, Minerva, DAMN YOU!!
Do you have any pets: Why should I? I hate anima- *gets shock* ARGH! OK, OK! I've got an owl, 2 cats and 5 cute tarantula's. Happy now?!
Ever been in love: I'd lie if I'd say no. And believe me, I want to. But I don't want to get another damn shock!
**Bad habit**: Chain smoking. I just can't help it, all those damn kids really stress me out!!
Are you addicted to anything, if so, what: Not real- *gets shock* ALL RIGHT, I love chocolate!! And when I was younger, I was quite a pothead, there!
**Favourite word**: Dunderheads. It's just funny to say.
Favourite day of the week: Saturday, no classes to teach!
Favourite non-alcoholic drink: What?! No alcohol?! This is a real tough one... Muggle Cola is all right, I guess...
**Favourite 'naughty' word**: Tit!
**Favourite part of the body**: Eyes. They are the soul of a person...
Favourite movie: You mean, Muggle movies?! I've got no fav- *gets shocked again* DOGMA! There's just something about that Metatron guy...
Favourite TV-show: Jerry Springer is quite enjoyable, actually. It's fun to yell 'JERRY! JERRY!!' when the Muggles attack eachother once again!
Favourite song: I don't listen to mu- *gets shock* OZZY OSBOURNE'S 'DREAMER'!!
Favourite holiday: Doesn't matters, as long as I don't have to teach those kids...
Favourite food: I'm a sucker for chocolate, as I said before. Another reason why I hate Lupin, he always stole my chocolate and gave it to those Gryffindors...
Favourite sport: Quidditch. What else?!
Stupidest thing you ever did: That was probably joining the Death Eaters...
Stupidest thing you ever did (in public): Not going to answ- *gets shock* CUT IT OUT!!! Argh! Ok... Ok... That one time when Lucius Malfoy and I dressed up like whores in Muggle London... We got arrested for that. Damn Muggle cops...
**Silliest job you ever had**: I think teaching a bunch of kids how to make potions is pretty silly!
**Silliest word**:Titbread.
What colour socks are you wearing right now: Black.
What colour underwear are you wearing right now: You honestly want me to answer this one?! *gets shock* OK, BLACK!
Most annoying thing is: Gryffindors...
~Now for the questions everyone wants to know!~
Are you a virgin: What kind of questions are these?!! No!
Ever had sex: Isn't this the exact same question as befo- *gets shock* YES, I'M NOT A VIRGIN, SO YES! ... Bastard...
Are you gay: Who says so?! WHO SAYS SO?!?! I'm not going to answer this o- *gets shock* Perhaps!! Just... piss off.
Are you attracted to the same sex: What the f- *gets shock* IT'S THE EXACT SAME QUESTION, AGAIN!!!! PERHAPS!
Do you have any kinky fantasies, if so, what: *thinks* I guess I did everything I could think of... so no, not anymore... But I mean, come on, I live in a friggin' dungeon!
Last question, do you think Azkaban is a kinky place: If it is anything like my dungeon, yes.
Thank you for your time.
Quote:
Alan Rickman: "You can buy a Snape doll if you're that insane."
~~ Hehe, that was pretty weird, huh! Liked it? Hate it? Tell me! Next chapter: Draco Malfoy's answers!~~
Full Name: Severus I-Hate-You-Albus Snape
Age: 38 (Bet you didn't expect that...)
Height: Long enough to beat up the damn kids...
Hair colour: Black.
Eyes: Some say grey, some say black, and one once said pink. But he was colour-blind...
Birthplace: London.
Current residence: Hogwarts. Though I'm seriously thinking of leaving...
Favourite place lived: Tough one... I have lived in a lot of places... I guess Amsterdam was my favourite, legal weed!!
Do you have any piercings, if so, where: Have one in my right ear. But if you tell anyone that, I'm afraid I have to kill you.
Do you have any tatoo's, if so, where? Well, as everyone knows, the damn Dark Mark, apart from that, n- *gets shock* ARHGH!!!! GODDAMN YOU, ALBUS!! I admit it, someone once got me very very... VERY drunk, and made me get a 'Sevvie rules' tattoo on my arse... Damn you, Minerva, DAMN YOU!!
Do you have any pets: Why should I? I hate anima- *gets shock* ARGH! OK, OK! I've got an owl, 2 cats and 5 cute tarantula's. Happy now?!
Ever been in love: I'd lie if I'd say no. And believe me, I want to. But I don't want to get another damn shock!
**Bad habit**: Chain smoking. I just can't help it, all those damn kids really stress me out!!
Are you addicted to anything, if so, what: Not real- *gets shock* ALL RIGHT, I love chocolate!! And when I was younger, I was quite a pothead, there!
**Favourite word**: Dunderheads. It's just funny to say.
Favourite day of the week: Saturday, no classes to teach!
Favourite non-alcoholic drink: What?! No alcohol?! This is a real tough one... Muggle Cola is all right, I guess...
**Favourite 'naughty' word**: Tit!
**Favourite part of the body**: Eyes. They are the soul of a person...
Favourite movie: You mean, Muggle movies?! I've got no fav- *gets shocked again* DOGMA! There's just something about that Metatron guy...
Favourite TV-show: Jerry Springer is quite enjoyable, actually. It's fun to yell 'JERRY! JERRY!!' when the Muggles attack eachother once again!
Favourite song: I don't listen to mu- *gets shock* OZZY OSBOURNE'S 'DREAMER'!!
Favourite holiday: Doesn't matters, as long as I don't have to teach those kids...
Favourite food: I'm a sucker for chocolate, as I said before. Another reason why I hate Lupin, he always stole my chocolate and gave it to those Gryffindors...
Favourite sport: Quidditch. What else?!
Stupidest thing you ever did: That was probably joining the Death Eaters...
Stupidest thing you ever did (in public): Not going to answ- *gets shock* CUT IT OUT!!! Argh! Ok... Ok... That one time when Lucius Malfoy and I dressed up like whores in Muggle London... We got arrested for that. Damn Muggle cops...
**Silliest job you ever had**: I think teaching a bunch of kids how to make potions is pretty silly!
**Silliest word**:Titbread.
What colour socks are you wearing right now: Black.
What colour underwear are you wearing right now: You honestly want me to answer this one?! *gets shock* OK, BLACK!
Most annoying thing is: Gryffindors...
~Now for the questions everyone wants to know!~
Are you a virgin: What kind of questions are these?!! No!
Ever had sex: Isn't this the exact same question as befo- *gets shock* YES, I'M NOT A VIRGIN, SO YES! ... Bastard...
Are you gay: Who says so?! WHO SAYS SO?!?! I'm not going to answer this o- *gets shock* Perhaps!! Just... piss off.
Are you attracted to the same sex: What the f- *gets shock* IT'S THE EXACT SAME QUESTION, AGAIN!!!! PERHAPS!
Do you have any kinky fantasies, if so, what: *thinks* I guess I did everything I could think of... so no, not anymore... But I mean, come on, I live in a friggin' dungeon!
Last question, do you think Azkaban is a kinky place: If it is anything like my dungeon, yes.
Thank you for your time.
Quote:
Alan Rickman: "You can buy a Snape doll if you're that insane."
~~ Hehe, that was pretty weird, huh! Liked it? Hate it? Tell me! Next chapter: Draco Malfoy's answers!~~