Full Name: Draco Sinclair Malfoy

Age: Am in fifth year. Count yourself, bastard!

Height: Average

Hair colour: Blonde! *gets shock* SON OF A... alright, I admit it, my real hair colour is black... I have to dye it or else Father will kill me for ruining a Malfoy's name...

Eyes: Light blue/grey

Birthplace: My Mothers' bed. *gets shock* Liverpool!!

Current residence: Hogwarts.

Favourite place lived: Òh, I don't know really, Hogwarts is nice, in what other place do I get the chance to poke fun of The Boy Who Tragically Enough, Lived.

Do you have any piercings, if so, where: Next question, please! *get shock* DAMN IT!!! I've got a... nipple piercing. But please don't tell Father, it was more like an accident! AN ACCIDENT. COMPRENDO?

Do you have any tatoo's, if so, where: No. *gets shock* AARGGH!! Perhaps. *gets another shock* JESUS CHRIST, STOP IT!!! *sighs* Ok, I've got a dragon on my back. But again, please don't tell Father!

Do you have any pets: I've got an eagle, and at home I've got two ferrets... Which I don't like anymore, because of the 'Moody incident'...

Ever been in love: I'm a Malfoy, no!! *gets shock* YES, BEEN IN LOVE, ALL RIGHT!

**Bad habit**: Taunting Potter and co? Stealing other people's stuff? Being better than the rest? Choose your favourite.

Are you addicted to anything, if so, what: Actually, I've got a secret stash of Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans, and I deal them. Wanna buy some?

**Favourite word**: Mudblood!!

Favourite day of the week: Don't care, really...

Favourite non-alcoholic drink: That would be pumpkin juice, I guess...

**Favourite 'naughty' word**: Err... Mudblood is a very naughty word, right? *doesn't get it*

**Favourite part of the body**: Hair. Especially my own.

Favourite movie: That's for Muggles!! *gets shock* WELL, I always liked Lion King! Scar is my favourite character, for your information.

Favourite TV-show: None. *gets, once again, a shock* SAILORMOON, PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!

Favourite song: 'I'm Too Sexy' from the Muggle band Right Said Fred. Probably because I can relate to it.

Favourite holiday: Every day is a holiday when you're as pretty as me!

Favourite food: I like spicy Italian food, so as long as it's Italian, it's all good

Favourite sport: Quidditch, but I do hope I'll WIN sometime!!

Stupidest thing you ever did: One time, I tried to ride a Muggle skateboard, and I fell and landed on my face! I looked like shit, it was the worst day of my entire life!

Stupidest thing you ever did (in public): Well, being turned into a ferret and embarrassed is pretty stupid, neh?

**Silliest job you ever had**: Er, never had a job...

**Silliest word**: Dingo.

What colour socks are you wearing right now: *checks* Errrrm... Slytherin green with silver snakes...

What colour underwear are you wearing right now: *checks* Blue!! *gets shock* AUGH!! Ok, ok, pink...

Most annoying thing is: These stupid questions

~Now for the questions everyone wants to know!~

Are you a virgin: No... *gets shock* I'll confess... I am.

Ever had sex: Huh? Wasn't the other question the sa- *gets shock* No!

Are you gay: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmm... *thinks for a long time* no...? *waits for the shock that isn't there* Hey, thanks for solving that problem!

Are you attracted to the same sex: As stated before, apparently not!

Do you have any kinky fantasies, if so, what: Eh, no- *gets shock* ARGH! Alright, alright... my fantasy is bondage. But please don't tell Father!

Last question, do you think Azkaban is a kinky place: How the fuck should I know?! I guess so!

Thank you for your time.

Quote:

Tom Felton: "Kids of six and under have a real thing against me. They cringe and start crying. Some kids are really quite terrified of me. I even scared the director Chris Columbus's children when I first met them. It's upsetting and not very nice because I'm not like that in real life. But at least it proves you've done your job well."

~~ Hope I did this one okay! Tell me your thoughts, cha cha cha! (Love to say that...) Next chapter: Sirius Black's answers!~~