Full Name: Sirius Philip Elliot Black The Third... No shit!
Age: 37, but still acting like a toddler, and loving it!
Height: Depends on it... Dog or human form? *gets shocked* You WERE serious when you said we would be getting shocks?! *gets shocked* I TAKE THAT AS A YES! Average, or maybe a bit longer than that, I don't know exactly.
Hair colour: Black with pink (Damn Remus and his stupid jokes...)
Eyes: Two of 'em, actually! *gets shocked* Brown!
Birthplace: London
Current residence: Hogwarts, as Remus' Defence Against The Dark Arts... assistant. But actually, I'm not doing much.
Favourite place lived: Hoggy Worty Hogwartz!
Do you have any piercings, if so, where: Errr... Have a few in my ears, and when I was younger, I had one in my nose. But that got terribly infected, so only my ears count, I guess.
Do you have any tatoo's, if so, where: Uh... No...! *gets shocked* OK, I get the point! Yes, I've got 'Seriously Sirius' tattooed on my back, the same motorcycle I had on my right shoulder and 'Woof' around my navel...
Do you have any pets: Not anymore, gave Ron my owl. Aren't I sweet?
Ever been in love: Yeah, lots of times...
**Bad habit**: I have no manners. Really, I don't.
Are you addicted to anything, if so, what: Pranks! I still haven't grown up, mentally speaking!
**Favourite word**: Moose. I mean... come on, moooooooooooooooooose!
Favourite day of the week: Monday!
Favourite non-alcoholic drink: Water. Helps getting the hangover away quicker.
**Favourite 'naughty' word**: Bullocks. I just love to say that...
**Favourite part of the body**: Penis!
Favourite movie: I'm quite a big fan of the Star Wars movies, actually...
Favourite TV-show: I don't really have a favourite... *gets shocked* Buffy the Vampire Slayer!
Favourite song: Family Reunion, by Blink 182 is nice, a song with only cusswords! Shit piss fuck...
Favourite holiday: Christmas.
Favourite food: Chicken!
Favourite sport: Muggle Tennis is fine... especially the girls in short skirts...
Stupidest thing you ever did: Oh, so many things... *gets shocked* Ack! All right, I saw this Muggle show, 'Jackass' or something, and I got inspired. So I stole a shopping cart from a Muggle shop, sat in it, NAKED, and Remus pushed the cart, and I fell. Really, really, REALLY hard. You do NOT want to know the rest of it, trust me.
Stupidest thing you ever did (in public): See previous question...
**Silliest job you ever had**: Trying to sell perfumes that smell like camel piss...
**Silliest word**: Moose. Didn't I say that before?
What colour socks are you wearing right now: *checks* One red, one blue. Silly me.
What colour underwear are you wearing right now: *checks* uh... *blushes* None...
Most annoying thing is: Must be Severus. Yeah. Pretty sure. Severus.
~Now for the questions everyone wants to know!~
Are you a virgin: *thinks sarcastically* Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... no!
Ever had sex: What?! This is the same que- *gets shocked* Obviously, YES!
Are you gay: Guy, girl, I don't care!
Are you attracted to the same sex: ... Wait. This is AGAIN, the same question!! *gets shocked* I SWING BOTH WAYS, OKAY!
Do you have any kinky fantasies, if so, what: Nah.
Last question, do you think Azkaban is a kinky place: ...Well, as I've been there for 13 years, I say, yes. The Dementors didn't get me, though... Kinky creatures, Dementors. Kids, be good, or else you'll get raped by a Dementor!
Thank you for your time.
Quote:
Gary Oldman: "It's great being on the set, it's like joining a family."
(Sorry bout the crappy quote, couldn't find a funny one...)
~~ Silly Sirius... Review please, or no more cake for you!! Next chapter: Remus Lupin's answers!~~
Age: 37, but still acting like a toddler, and loving it!
Height: Depends on it... Dog or human form? *gets shocked* You WERE serious when you said we would be getting shocks?! *gets shocked* I TAKE THAT AS A YES! Average, or maybe a bit longer than that, I don't know exactly.
Hair colour: Black with pink (Damn Remus and his stupid jokes...)
Eyes: Two of 'em, actually! *gets shocked* Brown!
Birthplace: London
Current residence: Hogwarts, as Remus' Defence Against The Dark Arts... assistant. But actually, I'm not doing much.
Favourite place lived: Hoggy Worty Hogwartz!
Do you have any piercings, if so, where: Errr... Have a few in my ears, and when I was younger, I had one in my nose. But that got terribly infected, so only my ears count, I guess.
Do you have any tatoo's, if so, where: Uh... No...! *gets shocked* OK, I get the point! Yes, I've got 'Seriously Sirius' tattooed on my back, the same motorcycle I had on my right shoulder and 'Woof' around my navel...
Do you have any pets: Not anymore, gave Ron my owl. Aren't I sweet?
Ever been in love: Yeah, lots of times...
**Bad habit**: I have no manners. Really, I don't.
Are you addicted to anything, if so, what: Pranks! I still haven't grown up, mentally speaking!
**Favourite word**: Moose. I mean... come on, moooooooooooooooooose!
Favourite day of the week: Monday!
Favourite non-alcoholic drink: Water. Helps getting the hangover away quicker.
**Favourite 'naughty' word**: Bullocks. I just love to say that...
**Favourite part of the body**: Penis!
Favourite movie: I'm quite a big fan of the Star Wars movies, actually...
Favourite TV-show: I don't really have a favourite... *gets shocked* Buffy the Vampire Slayer!
Favourite song: Family Reunion, by Blink 182 is nice, a song with only cusswords! Shit piss fuck...
Favourite holiday: Christmas.
Favourite food: Chicken!
Favourite sport: Muggle Tennis is fine... especially the girls in short skirts...
Stupidest thing you ever did: Oh, so many things... *gets shocked* Ack! All right, I saw this Muggle show, 'Jackass' or something, and I got inspired. So I stole a shopping cart from a Muggle shop, sat in it, NAKED, and Remus pushed the cart, and I fell. Really, really, REALLY hard. You do NOT want to know the rest of it, trust me.
Stupidest thing you ever did (in public): See previous question...
**Silliest job you ever had**: Trying to sell perfumes that smell like camel piss...
**Silliest word**: Moose. Didn't I say that before?
What colour socks are you wearing right now: *checks* One red, one blue. Silly me.
What colour underwear are you wearing right now: *checks* uh... *blushes* None...
Most annoying thing is: Must be Severus. Yeah. Pretty sure. Severus.
~Now for the questions everyone wants to know!~
Are you a virgin: *thinks sarcastically* Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... no!
Ever had sex: What?! This is the same que- *gets shocked* Obviously, YES!
Are you gay: Guy, girl, I don't care!
Are you attracted to the same sex: ... Wait. This is AGAIN, the same question!! *gets shocked* I SWING BOTH WAYS, OKAY!
Do you have any kinky fantasies, if so, what: Nah.
Last question, do you think Azkaban is a kinky place: ...Well, as I've been there for 13 years, I say, yes. The Dementors didn't get me, though... Kinky creatures, Dementors. Kids, be good, or else you'll get raped by a Dementor!
Thank you for your time.
Quote:
Gary Oldman: "It's great being on the set, it's like joining a family."
(Sorry bout the crappy quote, couldn't find a funny one...)
~~ Silly Sirius... Review please, or no more cake for you!! Next chapter: Remus Lupin's answers!~~