Ay! Yes, after a long pause, (I was on holiday to Ireland!) I'm back! Anyways, the questions that are marked with an * are new! Yes, my creative muse struck again! I also made them for Sev, Draco and Sirius! If you like 'em, check 'em out!

Full Name: Remus James Lupin

Age: 37. The grey hair is FASHION, all right!

Height: I seem to shrink a bit when moon is rising. Strange, huh!

Hair colour: Brown with grey strokes. It's fashion, ok!!

Eyes: Lightbrown

Birthplace: Manchester

Current residence: Hogwarts!

Favourite place lived: I always loved Hogwarts, I see this as the place where I belong

Do you have any piercings, if so, where: Nope...

Do you have any tatoo's, if so, where: Yeah... I've got "Big Bad Wolf" on my back. Rather silly, eh...

Do you have any pets: I've got an owl name Moo.

Ever been in love: Oh yes...

**Bad habit**: I hurt myself, every month. Badly. But I'm not doing it on purpose, so I don't know if that counts...

Are you addicted to anything, if so, what: Chocolate! I'd kill for that gooey, brown, orgasmic, delicious stuff... Hmm... *drools on parchment* Oh shit... sorry, Albus...

**Favourite word**: Chocolate!!

Favourite day of the week: I don't care, I love em all!

Favourite non-alcoholic drink: Hot chocolate milk, obviously!

**Favourite 'naughty' word**: Fuck. Just plain and simple fuck.

**Favourite part of the body**: Nose. Don't know why, really...

Favourite movie: Willy Wonka and the Cholate Factory!

Favourite TV-show: Cartoons are great! I'm currently quite fond of Pinky and the Brain

Favourite song: 'Born to be wild' by Steppenwolf! Ironic, don't you think.

Favourite holiday: Easter... Chocolate eggs!

Favourite food: Chocolate, obviously! For some strange reason Sev gets really pissed off when he sees me eating chocolate. Crazy guy...

Favourite sport: Oh I don't know... I'm too lazy for that. Though I like watching Quidditch.

Stupidest thing you ever did: Poking that werewolf with a stick was certainly NOT a good idea.

Stupidest thing you ever did (in public): No idea. *gets shocked* Whoa! The chocolate bar in my pocket just melted!! Well, er... once, we had this huge party in the Gryffindor common room, and some mates and me danced and uhm... stripped to the YMCA song...

**Silliest job you ever had**: I... err... uhm... worked in a sexshop in Knockturn Alley for some time...

**Silliest word**: Rhinoceros

What colour socks are you wearing right now: Brown. Matches the hair.

What colour underwear are you wearing right now: Errr... red, I think... silly question...

Most annoying thing is: Time of the month.

~Now for the questions everyone wants to know!~

Are you a virgin: No...

Ever had sex: I'm not gonna fall for this one! *gets shocked* Oi! I was just about to answer 'yes'!

Are you gay: Hm... I don't care what I am. As long as it feels nice, it's all good.

Are you attracted to the same sex: Hold on... *looks at last question* Didn't I just answer tha- *gets shocked* Hey!! I didn't lie, did I! *gets shocked again* I get the point! Don't care!

Do you have any kinky fantasies, if so, what: Sure, lots! Muggle airplanes sound like a nice adventure...

Last question, do you think Azkaban is a kinky place: From what Sirius told me, I can conclude it is...

Thank you for your time.

~Oh my God, I couldn't find a quote from David Thewlis! I am so sorry for all you David fans... I'm real sorry! Next Chapter: *dum dum dumm!!* Oh yes, the one and only, the man with the beautiful long blonde hair, flashy blue eyes and his sexy snake cane: LUCIUS MALFOY! ~