AN: Jeez, this is getting long ... I'm not finished it yet and I really don't want to post it all in one piece like this, so I opted to post it scene-by-scene. Which means that this will be made up of many, many, short little chapters that might get annoying to read after a while. Well, read it if you dare!!! I think that it's going to be my best so far ... and my biggest. Well here we go...

Welcome to Nel's wonderful new Xellina cabin fic! This will be starring Lina as Lina and Xellos as Zelgadis! Well, sorta. (Die, Lina/Zel shippers! DIE! And Filia/Xellos shippers! And Amelia/Zelgadis shippers! Yes, that means you … frightening sappy friend of mine who shall not be named. I'd also like to dedicate this to all you Xellos/Zelgadis shippers, and all the -- well, I'm sure you get the point. Not that I have anything against non-Lina/Xel shippers, of course…)

This will also be starring Phibrizo as a co-host, because I sorta like him and I'll need someone to talk to when I get bored.

Okay … GO!!!