I DON'T OWN YYH, YGO, AND IY SIMPLE CORRECT?

Thunder Mistress ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

That night.................

"I'm in a happy place, I'm in a happy place" said Kagome in fed ale position. She had just recently gotten an email from Hojo asking if she wanted to go out to dinner sometime. "Who is this Hojo guy?" asked Mia.

"HOBO!?!?!? WHERE?!?!?!" yelled Inuyasha unseafing his sword. "Will you calm down Inuyasha, he's not here, he's in America, that's what the email; said" said Kurama trying to calm the hanyou down. "Where's America?" growled Inuyasha.

" Ok, will someone explain who the hell this guy is?" asked Koenma. ""He's a guy that goes to Kagome's school, for some reason he has the hots for her and wont leave her alone about her so called health" replied Sango.

"Damn right he wont leave her alone, he can go to hell and kiss the devils ass!" shouted Inuyasha. "Well lady Kagome, are you going to accept?" asked Miroku. "um... I KNOW! I'LL HAVE MY GRANDPA SAY I'M..uh.... HAVE HEPOTITUSE!" yelled Kagome as every one did an anime fall.

" Are those hot dogs ready yet?" asked Joey. "Sorry guys, but I just went threw the cargo and ALL of our food was eaten by a bear, the only thing we have left is these beans" said Serenity picking up a large can of beans.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA DIE OF STARVATION AND FART SMELLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD BY CRUEL WORLD!!" shouted Joey fainting.

"Get up wheeler, that's the only food we have besides the god biscuits for the mutt, but then again...." Said Kaiba staring at Inuyasha. "Ah shut it Legato wanna be" shot back Joey (I don't own trigun ether, take that you lawyers!)

"Damn we don't even have a can opener!" whined Shippo. "Don't worry I'll open them, stand back please" instructed Reureann harnessing lightning from the sky and opened 6 cans. "Every one beside the YYH crew just gawked.

"She wasn't joking was she?" asked Inuyasha. "Nope" replied Kagome.

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