AN: Thought I was dead, didn't you? Didn't you? Hah!! I'm alive; I'm more than alive ... just kinda bored and finally in the mood to write something and finish this. Everybody's off doing something else except for me, and I don't know what's going on ... *sniffles* Oh well. Here. I'm done. Next time I write I'll try to finish the fic first and post regularily.



PHIBRIZO--*looks at chapter title dubiously* "You're kidding, right?"

EVE--"Nope!" ^__^

PHIBRIZO--"But you -- you … you can't!"

EVE--"Why ever not?"

PHIBRIZO-- "Because … you … I mean, you never bothered to do them before; why start now? After the story's done, when it doesn't matter?"

EVE--"Hey, if it weren't for those reviewers I probably never would have finished it at all. They gave me a lot of support through this … like a good bra."

PHIBRIZO--*blinks* "Um … whatever."

EVE--"Now, let's see … first of all, I would like to thank Kiariyuri, shikome kido mi, Yume no Miko, Shawna, meeee, Smiigel, Ruby Hayashi Canadian Elf, fan, :), sakura117us, dramatta, lai, lezell, StarBurst598, RiNa MeTaLlIuM, Xelena, O_o, Toki Mirage, intoxicated-death-chick, Laimoko, Demeter, Goddess of Protection, and ^^……himitsu."

PHIBRIZO--*sweatdrops* "Those are review responses?"

EVE--*nods and looks extremely satisfied*

PHIBRIZO--"Those are -- you -- those are not review responses. Those are … I dunno … I mean -- can't you do anything right?"

EVE--"Oh, shut up, Plot Device."

PHIBRIZO--"EXCUSE ME? I am NOT a--"

EVE--"Anyways, I'll do personal responses next time … oh, and for those who've asked, I'll probably not be continuing any of my other fics. Not unless I'm really bored. And yes, I know I've been really behind on my writing for the past … uh … yeah, but sue me; I don't write unless I feel like it."

PHIBRIZO--*scowls*

EVE--"Now, I was originally intending to do actual review responses here, but … I don't feel like it. Instead, I decided to make up for the crappy ending of this fic with some sheer mindless violence."

PHIBRIZO--*is suddenly much more alert* "NANI?!!"

EVE--"Shut up. Talking annoys me." *smacks Phib-kun across the face*

PHIBRIZO--*looks shocked and strangely hurt* "Wha -- why … you're mean!!!"

EVE--"No, I'm a sadist. And a bitch who gets a lot of crappy mood swings. There's a difference." *grabs Phibby around the neck and is about to commence with a good beating when suddenly a door appears to one side and swings open to bash against the newly existing wall*

LINA--"Hello … whatever-the-hell-you-wanna-call-yourself."

EVE--*drops Phibby into a rock-filled pit* "Um … hi. How did you get in here?"

LINA--"Never mind that. Now, what the hell were you on when you wrote this fic?!"

*rest of the Slayers cast walks in behind her, nodding wisely in agreement*

EVE--"Aw, shit … look, I know I didn't do the best job … but I was just kidding, really; the fic was totally non-serious!"

ZELGADIS--"You tortured me for hours. With Phibrizo. And you mocked me a lot and made me incredibly OOC. And god damnit, I still am."

AMELIA--"You disregarded logic in order to create the ideal situation and befouled the good name of justice!"

GOURRY--"Um … why are we here again?"

Cue multiple sweatdrops.

EVE--"Look, it's just a fic, okay? At least I tried to use correct spelling and grammar. And besides, you're all just plot devices created to vent my subconscious guilt at doing a shoddy job on this."

PHIBRIZO--"I am NOT a PLOT DEVICE!!!!"

EVE--*shovels more rocks into the hole*

XELLOS--*floats around the room with his usual genki expression*

EVE--"Look, I don't even want to write this anymore, okay? It's over. The last crappy chapter was finished a couple of months ago and there isn't even a point anymore. I just want to post this and be done with it all."

LINA--*rolls eyes* "Well then do it. And leave me -- er, us -- alone."

EVE--"Okay. Good. Fine. Although, um, I will be writing other fics about you guys, understand. Actually, I'm working on one right now."

LINA--"Excuse me? No way. Look, I'm sure we can come to a good compromise over this. How about you ditch the stupid fanfiction, and I send a fireball up your--"

The End.

No, Seriously.