Sorry about the long wait(! Plz forgive me!
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Evil Kirbys Attack Hyrule Ch3
Kakariko Village Burns Down
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Link-Lets go to Kakariko Village!
Saria- Where's that?
Link- At the bottom of Death Mountain!
Saria- And where exactly is this Death Mountain??
Link- Over there.(points to Death Mountain)
Saria- That's to far! Us kokiri will die if we're out of the forest for too
long. Sorry Link.
Link- Oh well. . . Bye Saria!
Saria- Sorry, bye! (her and Kokiri go back to forest)
Link- Well, I'm tired! G'night world! (pulls out lawn chair and umbrella
and falls asleep)
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next morning. . .
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Link-'yawn' Well, gotta get goin' to Kakariko!
-someone comes running out of Kakariko-
Person- LINK! EVIL MARSHMALLOWS ARE SETTING THE VILLAGE ON FIRE!(screams
and runs away)
Link- Oh no. . . (goes to village)
Kirby- Oh no troops! It's Link!
Evil Kirbys- FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
Kirby- Kay, you can set the village on fire.
Evil Kirbys- CHARGE!!!!
Blue Kirbys- (pour gas on everything)
Villagers-Ewww!
Yellow Kirbys- (pour gunpowder line to gas)
Villagers- eep!
Link- I can't look! (covers eyes)
Kirby- Dun dun DUN!!
Green Kirby- (lights match)
Villagers- Ahhh!!
Green Kirby- (touches gunpowder)
Villagers- (cover eyes)
Link- (peek)
Evil Kirbys- 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!!
-town bursts up in flame-
Evil Kirbys- YAY!!!!!
Villagers- AHH! OUR HOMES!!
Cuccolady- NO! Come on cuccos, we'll stop them!
Blue Kirby- (swoops down and starts whacking cucco with paper fan) TAKE
THAT! AND THAT!
Cucco- COCK A DOODLE DOO!!!
-cuccos swoop in out of nowhere and attack blue Kirby-
Blue Kirby- OWIES! You'll pay for that! (takes out fireflower and uses it
on cuccos)
Cuccos- BUCKUK! (fly away)
Blue Kirby- (turns to cuccolady)
Cuccolady- Eeep! (runs away)
Link- What is this world coming to?
-Kakariko Village falls apart-
Link- Well at least Impas house is still standing.
-Impas house crumbles to dust-
Link- DIN! NARYU! FARORE! WHY ARE THESE KIRBYS HERE??
-Kirby smacks into Link-
Link- Wha??
Kirby- (takes Links sword) Thankees! (runs away)
Link- Oh greeeeat! SABBY WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME??
Sabby- HAHA!! ME AND PIKI WILL HAUNT YOU FOREVER!
Link- Hnn. . . COME BACK WITH MY SWORD! (runs. . . and trips) Oooowie! A
deku stick! How funny!
Kirby- (skipping around) HAHA! This sharpie stick is soooo funny!
Evil Kirbys- EVIL KIRBYS SHALL BURN DOWN THIS WHOLE TINY TOWN!!
Link- But. . .(looks at Kakariko) its already. . . gone! Where did all the
people go?
-in windmill-
Cuccolady- I think I'm gonna be sick!
Potionlady- Just wait a while longer. (pets adorable tiger) till the
marshmallows leave.
Impa- CAN YOU STOP THIS ANNOYING MUSIC??
Musicman- Lalalalala! No, why, may I ask, should I?
Impa- CUT IT WITH THE POETRY!
-elsewhere-
Link- Guess they're having the time of their lives!
Kirby- RETREAT!(waves sword in air) Up the mountain troops!
Evil Kirbys- YES KIR! (walk up trail)
Link- Guess I better follow. . . (follows, duh!)
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Whew! Thank god that's over! I didn't think it would take that long to
write a chapter! Oh well, got to write next chapter of everything else now!
Byebysie!
Piki- Piki Pichu! (translation) If she's still alive. . .
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Evil Kirbys Attack Hyrule Ch3
Kakariko Village Burns Down
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Link-Lets go to Kakariko Village!
Saria- Where's that?
Link- At the bottom of Death Mountain!
Saria- And where exactly is this Death Mountain??
Link- Over there.(points to Death Mountain)
Saria- That's to far! Us kokiri will die if we're out of the forest for too
long. Sorry Link.
Link- Oh well. . . Bye Saria!
Saria- Sorry, bye! (her and Kokiri go back to forest)
Link- Well, I'm tired! G'night world! (pulls out lawn chair and umbrella
and falls asleep)
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next morning. . .
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Link-'yawn' Well, gotta get goin' to Kakariko!
-someone comes running out of Kakariko-
Person- LINK! EVIL MARSHMALLOWS ARE SETTING THE VILLAGE ON FIRE!(screams
and runs away)
Link- Oh no. . . (goes to village)
Kirby- Oh no troops! It's Link!
Evil Kirbys- FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
Kirby- Kay, you can set the village on fire.
Evil Kirbys- CHARGE!!!!
Blue Kirbys- (pour gas on everything)
Villagers-Ewww!
Yellow Kirbys- (pour gunpowder line to gas)
Villagers- eep!
Link- I can't look! (covers eyes)
Kirby- Dun dun DUN!!
Green Kirby- (lights match)
Villagers- Ahhh!!
Green Kirby- (touches gunpowder)
Villagers- (cover eyes)
Link- (peek)
Evil Kirbys- 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!!
-town bursts up in flame-
Evil Kirbys- YAY!!!!!
Villagers- AHH! OUR HOMES!!
Cuccolady- NO! Come on cuccos, we'll stop them!
Blue Kirby- (swoops down and starts whacking cucco with paper fan) TAKE
THAT! AND THAT!
Cucco- COCK A DOODLE DOO!!!
-cuccos swoop in out of nowhere and attack blue Kirby-
Blue Kirby- OWIES! You'll pay for that! (takes out fireflower and uses it
on cuccos)
Cuccos- BUCKUK! (fly away)
Blue Kirby- (turns to cuccolady)
Cuccolady- Eeep! (runs away)
Link- What is this world coming to?
-Kakariko Village falls apart-
Link- Well at least Impas house is still standing.
-Impas house crumbles to dust-
Link- DIN! NARYU! FARORE! WHY ARE THESE KIRBYS HERE??
-Kirby smacks into Link-
Link- Wha??
Kirby- (takes Links sword) Thankees! (runs away)
Link- Oh greeeeat! SABBY WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME??
Sabby- HAHA!! ME AND PIKI WILL HAUNT YOU FOREVER!
Link- Hnn. . . COME BACK WITH MY SWORD! (runs. . . and trips) Oooowie! A
deku stick! How funny!
Kirby- (skipping around) HAHA! This sharpie stick is soooo funny!
Evil Kirbys- EVIL KIRBYS SHALL BURN DOWN THIS WHOLE TINY TOWN!!
Link- But. . .(looks at Kakariko) its already. . . gone! Where did all the
people go?
-in windmill-
Cuccolady- I think I'm gonna be sick!
Potionlady- Just wait a while longer. (pets adorable tiger) till the
marshmallows leave.
Impa- CAN YOU STOP THIS ANNOYING MUSIC??
Musicman- Lalalalala! No, why, may I ask, should I?
Impa- CUT IT WITH THE POETRY!
-elsewhere-
Link- Guess they're having the time of their lives!
Kirby- RETREAT!(waves sword in air) Up the mountain troops!
Evil Kirbys- YES KIR! (walk up trail)
Link- Guess I better follow. . . (follows, duh!)
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Whew! Thank god that's over! I didn't think it would take that long to
write a chapter! Oh well, got to write next chapter of everything else now!
Byebysie!
Piki- Piki Pichu! (translation) If she's still alive. . .