A/N: We originally had this under another name but we decided...or rather...I (Becky)
decided to remove it and post it under daughtersofgondr.

The Unfellowship

Pippin is tippin'
Merry's just scary
Sam's a ham
Frodo's a dodo
Gimli needs a shave
Legolas is just plain annoying
Boromir's a bore
Strider just don't care
And as for Gandalf, what can we say;
Hope he don't get his beard caught someday.