General Questions:
Date? (S.R. please) 11 Astron 1467
Name(s)? Faramir
Where you named after anyone? No, but probably a play on 'Boromir'.
Parents names? Findulas and Denethor II
Age? 50
Race? Gondorian
Height? Tall-ish
Hair colour? Dark
Eye colour? Blue
Where do you live? Ithilien
Homeland? Gondor
Siblings and their ages? Boromir, deceased.
Do you want your friends to write back? Probably will.
At the moment:
Wearing? Not much.
Hair is? Got bits stuck in it.
Thinking about? How it's hurting to sit here, rather sore.
Listening to? Eowyn talking in her sleep, seems a pleasant dream, keeps muttering about blond hair.
State your honest opinion of the person who sent this to you: Legolas and Aragorn? They knew my brother, all right with me.
Do you :
Get in trouble a lot? No
Like your handwriting? Yes
Want to get married? Married to Eowyn.
Want any kids? Oh, I'd love children!
Get along with your family? Well, all there is is Eowyn and we get along more than fine.
Believe in destiny/fate? Eowyn killed the Witch-King, didn't she?
What :
What are you really scared of? my father, esp. after he tried to burn me alive.
Did you do yesterday? Slept in.
Is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Chest.
Best experience? Just a minute ago.
Worst experience? Losing a brother.
Worst feeling in world? Being second best.
Best feeling in world? Orgasm, yeah, I think everyone is with Eowyn with this one.
Best habit? This is a stupid question, I'm deleting it, so ha on you! I'm with my wife.
Worst habit? Over or under thinking things.
Worst way to die? Being burned alive.
Best way to die? With both eyes open, so you know you've died.
Was the scariest moment of your life? Lots.
Colour would you dye your hair, if you could? Blond, think Eowyn likes blond hair.
Is better, having brothers or sisters? Well, seeing as I only have a brother, I'd say brother. with Eowyn.
Is the first thing you think when you wake up in the morning? God I'm sore.
Do you do most often when you are bored? Look for Eowyn.
Is the most annoying thing people ask/tell you? I don't like this question.
Future sons name? I was thinking Boromir, in honour of my brother.
Future daughters name? Think Eowyn likes the name Farwyn, nice enough if you ask me.
What is your ideal job? Prince of Ithilien.
Is the craziest thing you've ever done? Married Eowyn? (she'll kill me if she sees this)
Is on your bedroom walls? Paint. we live in same room
your bed? A sleeping and naked Eowyn.
Was the last thing you said? AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is the weather like? Not left bed today.
What would you change about yourself? Not too many things.
Do you dream about? Naked Eowyn. Told you she dreamt about Blond hair.
Who :
Do you admire? Boromir, my brave brother.
Do you consider to be your closest friend? Aragorn?
Makes you happy? Naked Eowyn.
Are you courting? wonder why Eowyn put yes. No.
Would you like to meet, dead or alive? Boromir.
Do you want to make love to? Leg? She wants to make love to my leg? Me: Eowyn.
Is the last man/woman you were with? Eowyn.
Knows your deep secrets? Eowyn.
Do you prefer: males or females? females.
Did you get this survey from? Legolas and Aragorn. (well, this is a copy of Eowyn's, so technically her as well.)
Is your hero? Boromir.
People you know:
Loudest?
Shyest?
Smartest?
Prettiest?
Weirdest?
Known the longest?
decided this bit was silly as well. my smart wife
Have you :
In the last 7 days:
Cried? No
Rode a horse? No actually.
Slain something? Nothing.
Kissed someone? Yes
Hugged someone? Yes
Hit someone? No
Met someone new? No
Got completely rat arsed? She got completely rat arsed with Legolas? What does that even mean? Must research this.
Laughed? Yes.
Ever smoked weed? No.
Ever done mushrooms? Done mushrooms? I've eaten mushrooms, but 'done' them?
Been convicted of a crime? Never
Been to Gondor? Grew up there.
Been to Mordor? Never.
Loved somebody so much it made you cry? Yes.
Been in a battle? Yes.
Broke a bone? Yes.
Cheated on anyone? Awfully protective, isn't she? And no, never.
Come close to dying? Father and arrow.
Ever been in love? Yes.
Ever had sex? Yes.
And how old were you when you lost 'it'? 15.
Ever been so drunk you blacked out? Yes
Wanted to hook up with a friend? No.
Cut your hair? Yes.
Got anything pierced? No.
Got a tattoo? no.
Ever had:
An elf? No, wait, when did Eowyn have an elf? I know I married a virgin, when was this elf?
A human? Yes
A hobbit? No
A dwarf? No
Stitches? Yes.
A Bloody nose? Yes.
Cracked ribs? Yes.
Loss of limbs? None.
Favourite :
Number(s)? 15
Place to be alone? Our room.
Smell(s)? Not burning wood.
Possession? Eowyn got a bow? I wonder who she got that off. Mine: Well, rephrasing the question, the favourite thing I have is Eowyn, but she's not really a possession.
Day of the week? stupid question
Word? meleth
Day of the year? another quite stupid question
Flower(s)? Forget-me-nots
Beverage? Ale.
Sport? I thought she liked horse riding, must be the new bow, mine: Fencing.
Place to visit? Elf must be from the colony, must speak to Legolas about this. Minas Tirith.
Colours? White.
Jewellery? this is what she was doing?!
Season? Autumn
Last Person Who...
Told you off? Don't know
Slept in your bed? Eowyn
Witnessed you crying? Don't know
Cause you to cry? Don't know
You shared a meal with? Eowyn
You received mail off (before this)? Aragorn.
This or that
Storms: lovely or frightening? Frightening
Indoor pool or river/lake/etc.? Indoor pool
Night or day? Day
Sun or rain? Sun
Kisses or hugs? Hugs
When did you cry the most?Stupid, stupid, stupid
When were you last injured? (and what was the injury?) Just a few moments ago and I'm not mentioning what.
When was the last time you bathed? Just after I got up (A few moments ago, been very busy)
Are you too shy to ask someone out? Somewhat, but luckily I have no need.