~The Magic Whale~
Tara:
like hi Ki Ki whats up girlfriend?
Ki Ki:
nothin much, just chillin wit my gurl shaniqua
Tara:
like thats like sooo totally cool-E
Tara:
this is my friend Gertrude.. Gertrude this is Ki Ki
Ki Ki:
like soo totally hi Gertrude
Gertrude:
howdy y'all big and small!
Gertrude:
im from Kentucky!
Tara:
that's like the chicken place.. i love chicken ^__^
Ki Ki:
what a totally awesome accent you got there
Gertrude:
where are y'all from?
Ki Ki:
me too, i just luv chicken but i can't have that much gotta stay on the diet
Tara:
like as you know i'm like from New York~! like totally!
Ki Ki:
oh i'm from Boston
Gertrude:
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Gertrude:
I DONT WANNA HEAR WHERE YOUR FROM TARA!
Tara:
like whatever
Ki Ki:
now come on Gertrude don't you think that's like bein' a little harsh
Gertrude:
*glares*
Gertrude:
RAWR!!!!! *becomes a hulk-like creature*
Tara:
like.. AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ki Ki:
like man you really take things way too seriously, you need to take a chill pill missy
Gertrude: *grabs a poor citizen, rips them in half and throws the corpse at Ki Ki* ROWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tara:
like eww
Ki Ki:
like that was soo gross and soo unnecessary
Tara:
like totally
Gertrude:
RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *grabs Tara and throws her at a building*
Gertrude:
BWUAHAHAHA!
Tara:
like oww
Ki Ki:
that's is missy, you like totally messed wit' my friend and now i'm pissed
Ki Ki:
it's soo girlfight time
Tara:
*runs* AHHHH!!!
Gertrude: *throws Ki Ki into graveyard/cemetery*
Ki Ki:
*stand up and sharpens her nails* oh it's on now girlfriend!!
Tara:
*sees a grave stone and reads the stuff on it =P*
Tara:
[[Sandra's grave]] O.O!
*Sandra's body tunnels out of the grave*
Tara:
O.O
Gertrude:
RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gertrude:
*smooshes innocent child*
Ki Ki:
*jumps on top of gertrude's head and scratches her eyes out wit' her razor sharp nails* Take that bitch!!
Gertrude:
AHHHHHHHHH!
Gertrude:
MY EYES!!
Sandra:
*gets gun and shoots Gertrude* boom boom!
Ki Ki:
Like look at what you made me do, i have icky gunk all over my freshly manicured nails
Gertrude:
bends over and farts in Sandra's face*
Tara:
like eww
Sandra:
*dies* [[again =P]]
Ki Ki:
I'm bringin' in my gangsta biotch shaniqua and she is gonna take you out you fat country freak
Tara:
like uhm.. RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gertrude:
im not afraid of no gangstur biyatch
Gertrude:
we country folk wrestled dyem durn cows
Gertrude:
i dink i cayn hayndle a biytch!
Gertrude:
*is uncontrollably farting everywhere hurting innocent ppl that don't have gas masks*
Tara:
*covers her nose* like eww nasty
Tara:
like where's Shaniqua?
shaniqua:
*has a gas mask on* yo yo yo wuz up?!
Tara:
like HI!!
Tara:
totally im Tara
Tara:
like soooo TOTALLY!
Tara:
like 100% like duH
shaniqua:
im tha gansta biatch Shaniqua ya
Tara:
like one time like my boyfriend Ashley and i got into a fight and we are like so over!
Tara:
and then like we were like fighting and he loved the dude who like totally raped me!
Tara:
twice!
Gertrude:
*aims butt at Tara*
Tara:
and then like i figured he was gay
Tara
or "homo"
Tara:
or homosexual
Tara:
i like to say gay
shaniqua:
i say we should go kick all dey azzez
Tara:
which do you like to say?
Gertrude:
*is about to fire*
Gertrude:
3
Gertrude:
2
shaniqua:
i like ta say homo yo
Gertrude:
1
Gertrude: fire!!!
Tara:
like totallAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Tara:
*flys into tree*
shaniqua:
wha waz dat fo yo??
Gertrude:
dyem dumbass blonde beetches neyver shuts up ..grr
Tara:
[[is in tree]]
shaniqua:
yea, i kno wha you mean yo
Tara:
yeah, like homo is okey but gay is shorter
shaniqua:
*does tha head thing*
Tara:
and easier to say
Gertrude:
attempts but fails
Tara:
like you're like totally not dope yo!
shaniqua:
*bursts out laughin' and falls on da floor*
Tara:
like hahaha!
Gertrude:
we country folk ain't too good at all dat shits
Gertrude:
mai mama always said life is like a box of chocolates
Tara:
na ah!
shaniqua:
*gets off da floo and pulls out one of doze police night stick things* I wanna hit sumthin man yo
Tara:
you dumbass podunk country folk!
Tara:
that was in the movie we saw yesterday
Tara:
*hides behind branches*
Gertrude:
duRRRR uHH huh?
shaniqua:
wha chu talkin bout yo?! *does da head thang again*
Gertrude:
*goes back to normal*
Gertrude:
yeah uHm i got no eyes
Tara:
like totally!
Tara:
like 100%!
Tara:
like duh!
shaniqua:
you aint got no eyes? yo whut up wit dat?
Gertrude:
uHmm duRR yer freeyend scracheded them outs
Tara:
duh!
Tara:
like totally Shaniq' where have you been? o.O
shaniqua:
oh yea yea i rememba now *goes ova and hits da tree wit da night stick*
Tara:
like =O!!! you are so hurting nature!
shaniqua:
*hits da tree harder, tryin ta knock it ova*
Tara:
like AHHHHHHHH!
Gertrude:
*is crushed by tree* koukleko[[death sound]]
Tara:
=O!!
Tara:
like see what you did?!
Tara:
like totally like 100%!
shaniqua:
aiight!! da beetch is dead! ...yo
Tara:
like where the HELL is Ki Ki?!?!?!
shaniqua:
she playin sum game yo
Tara:
like what a bitch!
shaniqua:
i kno!
Tara:
like soo what do you want to you know like do like totally?
shaniqua:
i wanna go keelll sum mo beetches yo
shaniqua:
ya kno wha im sayin homie?
ashley:
hi my names Ashley
Tara:
=O!!
Tara:
my gay EX BF!!
shaniqua:
i heard you waznt bein very nice ta muh homie yo
ashley:
*does beautiful ballet*
ashley:
yeah .. so?
Tara:
*glares*
shaniqua:
you be mean ta muh homiez and im ma gonna have ta beat cho azz
ashley:
you're on girlfriend!!!
Tara:
=O!
Tara:
i thought you were gay! =S
ashley: *glares*
shaniqua:
i ain't cho girlfreend! wha chu talkin bout yo?
ashley:
-.-'''''' [[*thinks* dumbasses]]
ashley:
*bitchslaps Shaniqua*
shaniqua:
*takes hur police stick and beats da hell outa ashley* take dat chu dumb azz!!
ashley:
AHHH! [[has very girly scream]]
shaniqua:
wut ar you n e wayz yo? you sound like a gurl!! yo
ashley:
im a.... *sweat drops*
Tara:
hes a gay man!
ashley:
=$ *blushes*
ashley:
heeheeheehee
shaniqua:
chu a homo yo?
ashley:
.... we prefer not to be called that *hmph*
Tara:
YES!!
Tara:
HES A FAIRYBOY!
shaniqua: a
awwww!! chu a lil fairy boyi? *does that high pitched thingy at tha end*
ashley:
or that!!
ashley:
*takes gun from Sandra's dead body*
ashley:
back off girlies!
ashley:
im loaded!
Tara:
O.o
shaniqua:
wha chu gonna do? shoot meh?
ashley:
CHA!!!!
shaniqua:
you ain't got da guts ta shoot meh yo!!
shaniqua:
all you is is a lil boi!!
ashley:
... no... no i dont i may look like a hott young man on the outside.. but on the inside im a screaming crying little girl ='( WAAAAAAAAA!
Tara:
*cough* freak *cough*
shaniqua:
cos dats all you is is a lil girl yo!!
ashley:
yes yes i am ='(
ashley:
*runs away crying like a little girl*
Tara:
loser! *does the L thing*
shaniqua:
ha dat lil beetch wouldnt stand a chance against meh yo!!
Tara:
* a young girl walks up*
Pippy:
why hello there my name is Pippy
shaniqua:
who ar you yo? is you one a muh homiez?
Pippy:
im selling cookies.. uhm.. word? *tries to do the head thing but fails* =(
Tara:
=/
shaniqua:
chu sellin cookies? whut kind yo?
Pippy:
crapsiez, poopzalotz, dudooz, and ketchup flavord.. mm yummy my fav. heeheeheehee~!
Tara:
=/
Pippy:
which would you like miss ShuhnihkwaHH?
Tara:
o.o
shaniqua:
ur a crazy beetch ain'tcha?
Pippy:
heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee
Pippy:
what made you think that?
Pippy:
*spazes out*
Pippy:
am i fat O.O?
Pippy:
OMG!!!
shaniqua:
oh muh gawd sumone call da asylum yo!!!!
Pippy:
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?!?!?
shaniqua:
dis gurl needs sum help yo!!!
Tara:
breathe in, breathe out like duh
Pippy:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
Pippy:
I DON'T UNDERSTAND =O!!!
Pippy:
AHHHH!
Tara:
like uhm okay o.O
Pippy:
I DON UNDERSTAND!!!
Pippy:
*cries*
Pippy:
waaahaaahaaahaahaaaaaaa!
Tara:
like uhm how old are you kid o.O?
Pippy: *twitches* hello there, my name is Pippy and im selling cookies ^^
Tara:
O.o
Pippy:
we have crapsiez, poopzalotz, dudooz, and ketchup flavored.. mm yummy my fav. heeheeheehee~!
Tara:
o.o
shaniqua:
*pulls out her cell phone and calls da asylum* hey yo, muh names shaniqua and deres a gurl herre dat needs sum healp yo!!
Pippy:
what kind would you like mam? *twitches*
Pippy:
WHAT KIND?!?!
Tara:
AHHHHHHHH!
shaniqua:
*starts screamin into da phone* healp!!! dis gurl wants ta kill meh yo!! healp!!!
Pippy:
*beats Tara with cookies box*
Tara:
AHHHH!
Tara:
MAKE HER STOP!!!
Taras:
HELP!!
Pippy:
HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE~!~!~!~!
shaniqua:
*sees ashley sitting against a tree, picks him up and throws him at pippy* aaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
ashley:
OMG?!?!
ashley:
that was like so uncalled for you whore!
Pippy:
COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE !
Tara:
AHHHHH!
shaniqua:
did chu just call meh a whore? you dumb azz lil beetch mudda fu ka!!! whatchu tinkin you dayum fairy boi?!?
Pippy:
*beats ashley with a box of crapsiez*
ashley:
oww you're ruining my hair you little brat slash slut!! *tries to do te head thing but fails*
Pippy:
HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!
shaniqua:
chu betta watch it lil girly boi!!
ashley:
oww my ears!
Tara:
*hide back in tree* this is totally a freak show that i want NO part of!
Pippy:
COOOOOOOOOOOOKIES!!!!
Pippy:
yummieeeeeeee!
Pippy:
i lululululululululuvv ketchup flaflavor!
Pippy:
HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!
ashley:
waaaaaa! ='( my ears my beautiful delicate ears!
shaniqua:
oh muh gawd!!!!! where ar dem asylum paypole?!?!
ashley:
oh lord save me!!
Tara:
*shivers*
Pippy:
*twitches*
Pippy:
i lululuv the lololord!
shaniqua:
da lord ain't gonna save yo azz fairy boi!! chu really tink he wants sumone like chu around 24/7?
Pippy:
lelet's sings Jesus songs!
ashley:
waaaaa!
shaniqua:
oh muh gawd!!!!!!!!! *runs away*
Pippy:
Jesus loves the little children ALL THE CHILDREN of the world! red and yellow black and white [[etc]]
Tara:
[[still in tree]]
shaniqua:
*looks back* yea he loves everyone but chu crazy gurl and fairy boi ova daere!!
Tara:
lililike totally*shivers*
Tara:
=O!! a whale!
Tara:
*a whale flies over puts the girl in his mouth and flies away to the ocean*
Tara:
O.O
Tara:
ooookey then O.O
Tara:
asley: the lord!
ashley:
he sent an ANGEL!
Pippy:
GOD SEND ME AN ANGEL FROM THE HEAVENS ABOVE[[while in whale's mouth]]!
shaniqua:
*runs back* thank da lord tha crazy beetch is finally gone!!
ashley:
*cries tears of joy*
Pippy:
joy to the world, etc[[in mouth]]
Tara:
like oookey
shaniqua:
aww but wez is still stuck wit fairy boi heare yo!!
Tara:
hey GF!! wanna go to the mall!
Tara:
he doesnt have to come like totally!
Tara:
or how about a shoot out
shaniqua:
aight wez can go ta da mawl den and have a big shoot out deare
Tara:
ive like sooo always wanted to be the shiznik for a day
~da end yo~
that's all we have today for totally rad valley girl barbie adventures
Credits:
Rikku: Tara, Gertrude, Sandra, Ashley, Pippy
Brin: Ki Ki
Sky: Shaniqua
Tara:
like hi Ki Ki whats up girlfriend?
Ki Ki:
nothin much, just chillin wit my gurl shaniqua
Tara:
like thats like sooo totally cool-E
Tara:
this is my friend Gertrude.. Gertrude this is Ki Ki
Ki Ki:
like soo totally hi Gertrude
Gertrude:
howdy y'all big and small!
Gertrude:
im from Kentucky!
Tara:
that's like the chicken place.. i love chicken ^__^
Ki Ki:
what a totally awesome accent you got there
Gertrude:
where are y'all from?
Ki Ki:
me too, i just luv chicken but i can't have that much gotta stay on the diet
Tara:
like as you know i'm like from New York~! like totally!
Ki Ki:
oh i'm from Boston
Gertrude:
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Gertrude:
I DONT WANNA HEAR WHERE YOUR FROM TARA!
Tara:
like whatever
Ki Ki:
now come on Gertrude don't you think that's like bein' a little harsh
Gertrude:
*glares*
Gertrude:
RAWR!!!!! *becomes a hulk-like creature*
Tara:
like.. AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ki Ki:
like man you really take things way too seriously, you need to take a chill pill missy
Gertrude: *grabs a poor citizen, rips them in half and throws the corpse at Ki Ki* ROWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tara:
like eww
Ki Ki:
like that was soo gross and soo unnecessary
Tara:
like totally
Gertrude:
RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *grabs Tara and throws her at a building*
Gertrude:
BWUAHAHAHA!
Tara:
like oww
Ki Ki:
that's is missy, you like totally messed wit' my friend and now i'm pissed
Ki Ki:
it's soo girlfight time
Tara:
*runs* AHHHH!!!
Gertrude: *throws Ki Ki into graveyard/cemetery*
Ki Ki:
*stand up and sharpens her nails* oh it's on now girlfriend!!
Tara:
*sees a grave stone and reads the stuff on it =P*
Tara:
[[Sandra's grave]] O.O!
*Sandra's body tunnels out of the grave*
Tara:
O.O
Gertrude:
RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gertrude:
*smooshes innocent child*
Ki Ki:
*jumps on top of gertrude's head and scratches her eyes out wit' her razor sharp nails* Take that bitch!!
Gertrude:
AHHHHHHHHH!
Gertrude:
MY EYES!!
Sandra:
*gets gun and shoots Gertrude* boom boom!
Ki Ki:
Like look at what you made me do, i have icky gunk all over my freshly manicured nails
Gertrude:
bends over and farts in Sandra's face*
Tara:
like eww
Sandra:
*dies* [[again =P]]
Ki Ki:
I'm bringin' in my gangsta biotch shaniqua and she is gonna take you out you fat country freak
Tara:
like uhm.. RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gertrude:
im not afraid of no gangstur biyatch
Gertrude:
we country folk wrestled dyem durn cows
Gertrude:
i dink i cayn hayndle a biytch!
Gertrude:
*is uncontrollably farting everywhere hurting innocent ppl that don't have gas masks*
Tara:
*covers her nose* like eww nasty
Tara:
like where's Shaniqua?
shaniqua:
*has a gas mask on* yo yo yo wuz up?!
Tara:
like HI!!
Tara:
totally im Tara
Tara:
like soooo TOTALLY!
Tara:
like 100% like duH
shaniqua:
im tha gansta biatch Shaniqua ya
Tara:
like one time like my boyfriend Ashley and i got into a fight and we are like so over!
Tara:
and then like we were like fighting and he loved the dude who like totally raped me!
Tara:
twice!
Gertrude:
*aims butt at Tara*
Tara:
and then like i figured he was gay
Tara
or "homo"
Tara:
or homosexual
Tara:
i like to say gay
shaniqua:
i say we should go kick all dey azzez
Tara:
which do you like to say?
Gertrude:
*is about to fire*
Gertrude:
3
Gertrude:
2
shaniqua:
i like ta say homo yo
Gertrude:
1
Gertrude: fire!!!
Tara:
like totallAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Tara:
*flys into tree*
shaniqua:
wha waz dat fo yo??
Gertrude:
dyem dumbass blonde beetches neyver shuts up ..grr
Tara:
[[is in tree]]
shaniqua:
yea, i kno wha you mean yo
Tara:
yeah, like homo is okey but gay is shorter
shaniqua:
*does tha head thing*
Tara:
and easier to say
Gertrude:
attempts but fails
Tara:
like you're like totally not dope yo!
shaniqua:
*bursts out laughin' and falls on da floor*
Tara:
like hahaha!
Gertrude:
we country folk ain't too good at all dat shits
Gertrude:
mai mama always said life is like a box of chocolates
Tara:
na ah!
shaniqua:
*gets off da floo and pulls out one of doze police night stick things* I wanna hit sumthin man yo
Tara:
you dumbass podunk country folk!
Tara:
that was in the movie we saw yesterday
Tara:
*hides behind branches*
Gertrude:
duRRRR uHH huh?
shaniqua:
wha chu talkin bout yo?! *does da head thang again*
Gertrude:
*goes back to normal*
Gertrude:
yeah uHm i got no eyes
Tara:
like totally!
Tara:
like 100%!
Tara:
like duh!
shaniqua:
you aint got no eyes? yo whut up wit dat?
Gertrude:
uHmm duRR yer freeyend scracheded them outs
Tara:
duh!
Tara:
like totally Shaniq' where have you been? o.O
shaniqua:
oh yea yea i rememba now *goes ova and hits da tree wit da night stick*
Tara:
like =O!!! you are so hurting nature!
shaniqua:
*hits da tree harder, tryin ta knock it ova*
Tara:
like AHHHHHHHH!
Gertrude:
*is crushed by tree* koukleko[[death sound]]
Tara:
=O!!
Tara:
like see what you did?!
Tara:
like totally like 100%!
shaniqua:
aiight!! da beetch is dead! ...yo
Tara:
like where the HELL is Ki Ki?!?!?!
shaniqua:
she playin sum game yo
Tara:
like what a bitch!
shaniqua:
i kno!
Tara:
like soo what do you want to you know like do like totally?
shaniqua:
i wanna go keelll sum mo beetches yo
shaniqua:
ya kno wha im sayin homie?
ashley:
hi my names Ashley
Tara:
=O!!
Tara:
my gay EX BF!!
shaniqua:
i heard you waznt bein very nice ta muh homie yo
ashley:
*does beautiful ballet*
ashley:
yeah .. so?
Tara:
*glares*
shaniqua:
you be mean ta muh homiez and im ma gonna have ta beat cho azz
ashley:
you're on girlfriend!!!
Tara:
=O!
Tara:
i thought you were gay! =S
ashley: *glares*
shaniqua:
i ain't cho girlfreend! wha chu talkin bout yo?
ashley:
-.-'''''' [[*thinks* dumbasses]]
ashley:
*bitchslaps Shaniqua*
shaniqua:
*takes hur police stick and beats da hell outa ashley* take dat chu dumb azz!!
ashley:
AHHH! [[has very girly scream]]
shaniqua:
wut ar you n e wayz yo? you sound like a gurl!! yo
ashley:
im a.... *sweat drops*
Tara:
hes a gay man!
ashley:
=$ *blushes*
ashley:
heeheeheehee
shaniqua:
chu a homo yo?
ashley:
.... we prefer not to be called that *hmph*
Tara:
YES!!
Tara:
HES A FAIRYBOY!
shaniqua: a
awwww!! chu a lil fairy boyi? *does that high pitched thingy at tha end*
ashley:
or that!!
ashley:
*takes gun from Sandra's dead body*
ashley:
back off girlies!
ashley:
im loaded!
Tara:
O.o
shaniqua:
wha chu gonna do? shoot meh?
ashley:
CHA!!!!
shaniqua:
you ain't got da guts ta shoot meh yo!!
shaniqua:
all you is is a lil boi!!
ashley:
... no... no i dont i may look like a hott young man on the outside.. but on the inside im a screaming crying little girl ='( WAAAAAAAAA!
Tara:
*cough* freak *cough*
shaniqua:
cos dats all you is is a lil girl yo!!
ashley:
yes yes i am ='(
ashley:
*runs away crying like a little girl*
Tara:
loser! *does the L thing*
shaniqua:
ha dat lil beetch wouldnt stand a chance against meh yo!!
Tara:
* a young girl walks up*
Pippy:
why hello there my name is Pippy
shaniqua:
who ar you yo? is you one a muh homiez?
Pippy:
im selling cookies.. uhm.. word? *tries to do the head thing but fails* =(
Tara:
=/
shaniqua:
chu sellin cookies? whut kind yo?
Pippy:
crapsiez, poopzalotz, dudooz, and ketchup flavord.. mm yummy my fav. heeheeheehee~!
Tara:
=/
Pippy:
which would you like miss ShuhnihkwaHH?
Tara:
o.o
shaniqua:
ur a crazy beetch ain'tcha?
Pippy:
heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee
Pippy:
what made you think that?
Pippy:
*spazes out*
Pippy:
am i fat O.O?
Pippy:
OMG!!!
shaniqua:
oh muh gawd sumone call da asylum yo!!!!
Pippy:
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?!?!?
shaniqua:
dis gurl needs sum help yo!!!
Tara:
breathe in, breathe out like duh
Pippy:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
Pippy:
I DON'T UNDERSTAND =O!!!
Pippy:
AHHHH!
Tara:
like uhm okay o.O
Pippy:
I DON UNDERSTAND!!!
Pippy:
*cries*
Pippy:
waaahaaahaaahaahaaaaaaa!
Tara:
like uhm how old are you kid o.O?
Pippy: *twitches* hello there, my name is Pippy and im selling cookies ^^
Tara:
O.o
Pippy:
we have crapsiez, poopzalotz, dudooz, and ketchup flavored.. mm yummy my fav. heeheeheehee~!
Tara:
o.o
shaniqua:
*pulls out her cell phone and calls da asylum* hey yo, muh names shaniqua and deres a gurl herre dat needs sum healp yo!!
Pippy:
what kind would you like mam? *twitches*
Pippy:
WHAT KIND?!?!
Tara:
AHHHHHHHH!
shaniqua:
*starts screamin into da phone* healp!!! dis gurl wants ta kill meh yo!! healp!!!
Pippy:
*beats Tara with cookies box*
Tara:
AHHHH!
Tara:
MAKE HER STOP!!!
Taras:
HELP!!
Pippy:
HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE~!~!~!~!
shaniqua:
*sees ashley sitting against a tree, picks him up and throws him at pippy* aaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
ashley:
OMG?!?!
ashley:
that was like so uncalled for you whore!
Pippy:
COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE !
Tara:
AHHHHH!
shaniqua:
did chu just call meh a whore? you dumb azz lil beetch mudda fu ka!!! whatchu tinkin you dayum fairy boi?!?
Pippy:
*beats ashley with a box of crapsiez*
ashley:
oww you're ruining my hair you little brat slash slut!! *tries to do te head thing but fails*
Pippy:
HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!
shaniqua:
chu betta watch it lil girly boi!!
ashley:
oww my ears!
Tara:
*hide back in tree* this is totally a freak show that i want NO part of!
Pippy:
COOOOOOOOOOOOKIES!!!!
Pippy:
yummieeeeeeee!
Pippy:
i lululululululululuvv ketchup flaflavor!
Pippy:
HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!
ashley:
waaaaaa! ='( my ears my beautiful delicate ears!
shaniqua:
oh muh gawd!!!!! where ar dem asylum paypole?!?!
ashley:
oh lord save me!!
Tara:
*shivers*
Pippy:
*twitches*
Pippy:
i lululuv the lololord!
shaniqua:
da lord ain't gonna save yo azz fairy boi!! chu really tink he wants sumone like chu around 24/7?
Pippy:
lelet's sings Jesus songs!
ashley:
waaaaa!
shaniqua:
oh muh gawd!!!!!!!!! *runs away*
Pippy:
Jesus loves the little children ALL THE CHILDREN of the world! red and yellow black and white [[etc]]
Tara:
[[still in tree]]
shaniqua:
*looks back* yea he loves everyone but chu crazy gurl and fairy boi ova daere!!
Tara:
lililike totally*shivers*
Tara:
=O!! a whale!
Tara:
*a whale flies over puts the girl in his mouth and flies away to the ocean*
Tara:
O.O
Tara:
ooookey then O.O
Tara:
asley: the lord!
ashley:
he sent an ANGEL!
Pippy:
GOD SEND ME AN ANGEL FROM THE HEAVENS ABOVE[[while in whale's mouth]]!
shaniqua:
*runs back* thank da lord tha crazy beetch is finally gone!!
ashley:
*cries tears of joy*
Pippy:
joy to the world, etc[[in mouth]]
Tara:
like oookey
shaniqua:
aww but wez is still stuck wit fairy boi heare yo!!
Tara:
hey GF!! wanna go to the mall!
Tara:
he doesnt have to come like totally!
Tara:
or how about a shoot out
shaniqua:
aight wez can go ta da mawl den and have a big shoot out deare
Tara:
ive like sooo always wanted to be the shiznik for a day
~da end yo~
that's all we have today for totally rad valley girl barbie adventures
Credits:
Rikku: Tara, Gertrude, Sandra, Ashley, Pippy
Brin: Ki Ki
Sky: Shaniqua