The Meddling Old lady

Written By- Youko Lizzy

Koenma swung his tiny fists in the air threateningly.

Nigens passing by gazed dumbstruck at the two teenagers recoiling from him.

And the other two listening intently on what the toddler was yelling.

An old lady walked up to them and smiled sweetly down at Koenma who stopped yelling and looked up at her as though she were some kind of alien.

"He's very well versed for his age isn't he?" The old lady asked looking up at Botan obviously thinking she was Koenma's mother.

Botan caught on quickly and beamed down at him in a quite convincing act. "Oh you really think so? I'm just so proud of my widdle Keny-kins"

"KENNY!!!???!!!" Koenma screeched and looked up at Botan as though she had punched him in the face.

"Oh and who is this adorable young lad?" The old lady questioned rounding on Hiei.

Hiei recoiled not expecting a nigen to speak to him a huge sweat drop forming on the back of his head.

"Is he yours too?" The lady asked sweetly.

Botan said yes before Hiei could retort.

"How old are you sonny around 10?" She questioned once again.

"WHAT!!!???!!!" Hiei screamed. "IM 16!!!!"

"Oh don't mind Steven he likes to pretend he's older than he is" Botan chuckled.

"STEVEN!!!???!!!" Hiei screamed "IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?!? IVE KILLED PEOPLE WITH BETTER NAMES THAN.THMMMHHHHUUUGGG!!!!"

Hiei's last words were muffled by Kurama's hand.

"No more sugar for you mister" Kurama said smiling sweetly up at the lady.

"Oh are you his father then?" She asked.

Huge sweat drops formed on the back of Botan and Kurama's heads.

"Oh no of course not!" Kurama said looking slightly awkward about being asked such a question. "I'm ..uh.just her brother"

The old lady smiled "Well I guess that fits both of you have such um.unusual hair color."

The old lady then glanced down at her watch and exclaimed "Oh dear! I must be going nice talking to you kids!" And she walked off.

"THAT NOSEY OLD FOOL!!!" Hiei ranted

Kurama's polite smile vanished as soon as the lady had her back turned "I don't like the looks of her I sense a dark presence"

"Oh, Kurama don't get so paranoid" Koenma said in an exasperated tone "Now as I was saying.YOU IDIOTS HOW COULD YOU LET THAT DEMON GET AWAY!!!!????!!!! WE ALMOST HAD HIM IN PRISON!!!!!"

All four boys recoiled this time sweat drops forming on the back of their heads.

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The old lady was sitting on a bench in a park throwing seeds to crows.

A deep manly tone resonated from 'her' throat "Soon I will have my revenge. soon. .Very soon"

The man who was watering the flowers behind 'her' stood up and turned around razing an eyebrow at the man's voice he had just heard. "Didn't quite catch what you said ma'am?"

The 'old lady' turned around a sweat drop on the back of her head and 'she' said in the old lady voice "Oh, nothing sonny just an old lady mumbling to her self"

'She' turned back around and an evil smirk spread across 'her' face. "Very soon indeed"

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OOOOOOO weird

I've seen creepy old people before but this one takes the cake

Of course this one doesn't seem to be very old

I'll give you three guesses who it really is and the first two don't count

Review and I might just tell you what happens next *Smirks at her evilness*