2/13/03- Well, I was totally out of ideas for Hitomi and Otogi, so here's a Yuugi/Anzu one. It will have Otogi and Hitomi, though…
This chapter will be… really crazy. I mean Love Hina crazy.
Yes. It will be THAT crazy.
And it's so unrealistic… everyone might end up OOC, but oh well.
And just for fun, I put my comments in there.

This was originally written on the same page as my chemistry notes (due to lack of flat, bleached trees). I was going to include the random inserts about atoms and stuff, but for your sanity, I didn't.
Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!
(Psst… I don't support Yuugi/Anzu, but I don't not like it… I'm actually pretty open-minded with all Yu-Gi-Oh pairs.)

Cinnamon Eyes Special!
A STORY THAT DOESN'T CENTER AROUND HITOMI AND OTOGI!!! GASP!!!

Anzu opened the door and entered her homeroom. "Happy Valentine's Day!"

Jounouchi and Honda were immediately in her face. "Did you make chocolate again this year?!" (AN: To me, Anzu seems like the kind of person who's horrible at cooking. But… that wouldn't work with this story.)

"Ah…" She smiled weakly. "Yeah… here…" She reached into her bag and pulled out two boxes.

"ALL RIGHT!" they cheered, then hurried back to their seats with the chocolate.

Anzu put her hands on her hips. "You're welcome!" she called. Then she walked around the room and gave out the rest of her chocolates.

"One for Bakura-kun…"

"Thank you, Anzu!" (AN: I have to watch my DVDs again. I can't remember what everybody calls each other…)

"And one for Kaiba…" (AN: Wait… why did I…? Whatever.)

"Feh." (AN: I debated over what he should say for a few minutes, listening to some Nobel Prize winner talk about protons and electrons. Then I decided on the Inu-Yasha approach.)

"And…" Okay! she thought. I'm going to give it to him! I will give him the honmei-choco! (AN: *like Nini* Yaw-RIGHT!) She walked over to Yuugi's desk and stopped short.

Yuugi was sitting at his desk in a dumbfounded state.

Electrons seek out… oops.

On his desk, he was staring at a pink package.

"Is that honmei-choco?!" Anzu grabbed the tag and read it. "'To Yuugi. I love you.'" She scowled at the idiotic simplicity of the message (AN: Well… it IS idiotically simple…), then turned to Yuugi. "Who gave this to you?!"

He blinked. "Um… I don't know. It was on my desk when I got here."

She turned to address the class. "Who put this on Yuugi's desk?!"

The entire class shrugged in unison. (AN: Due to the laziness of the animators. What? This isn't animated?! I DON'T CARE!! :P)

"FOAM!" (AN: Can you imagine Anzu foaming at the mouth?) Anzu stomped out of the classroom and headed down the hall for absolutely no reason. (AN: I was at a blank.) She stopped at one door when she heard noise coming from inside. (AN: GUESS WHAT DOOR THIS IS!!!)

"Yay! Honmei-choco from Hitomi-chan!"

"Otogi, you idiot! It's giri-choco!" (AN: Did you guess correctly?)

"Honmei-choco! Hooray!"

"OTOGI!!!!"

Anzu entered the room in time to see numerous dice flying through the air.

"You can't attack me with dice!" Otogi laughed. "That's MY domain!" At that point, he was hit square in the head. (AN: Luckily, his headband saved him from a concussion.)

"There!" Hitomi pointed at him. "It's giri-choco!!"

Anzu walked over to her. "Why did you give him chocolate at all?"

"Mazaki!" Hitomi turned to face her. "Hey, you're foaming at the mouth. What's wrong?" (AN: Shizuka and Mokuba are going to be in this chapter. Why did I say this here? I don't know.)

"Yuugi has honmei-choco!!!"

Hitomi giggled. "From you, right?"

"NO!" Anzu yelled. "That's why I'm so MAD!"

"Aha." Hitomi crossed her arms. "Then you do like him!"

Otogi ran over. "Yuugi-kun has an admirer?!"

"Two, evidently."

"Wow! He still has quite a way to go before he reaches my level, though."

Hitomi stepped on his foot.

"Ow!" (AN: … They're wearing in-school slippers. Would that really hurt? Whatever.)

"Okay, Mazaki." She winked. "Take me to the chocolate!" (AN: Don't say a word.)

***

"Nobody touch the chocolate!" Everyone jumped back as Hitomi approached the chocolate with rubber gloves on. (AN: Just to warn you, Hitomi is extremely out of character this chapter.)

Jounouchi grunted. "Is all that necessary?"

"Yes!" She grabbed the package and put it into an airtight bag. "Seto-kun, I expect you'll help me with this?!"

Kaiba waved at her from across the room. "Sure thing! Bring everybody to my office after school!" (AN: So is Seto.)

"Got it!" She turned back to the others, who were staring in disbelief. "You heard the man! His office after school."

"Hitomi-chan…"

"Yes, Hiro-kun?"

"That would have never happened if it weren't you." (AN: Darn right!)

***

After getting changed out of their uniforms, they all met at Kaiba's office. (AN: I can't remember what it's called. It's NOT Kaiba Land like the dub claims… ¬_¬) Finally, everyone was waiting at the front gates- except for Jounouchi.

"What's taking him so long?" huffed Anzu.

Honda scratched his head. "Well, if there's one thing you expect of Jounouchi, it's for him to be late." (AN: Ohhh… stupid brothers, I think I'm getting sick… *fights to stay conscious*)

Just then, Jounouchi came running up. "Hey! Sorry I'm late!"

"That's okay!" smiled Yuugi. "What held you up?"

Jounouchi pointed behind him to a brunette-haired girl. "Shizuka wanted to come along." (AN: *like Honda* Kawaii Shizuka-chan! *puts pink bows in her hair*)

"Shizuka-chaaan!" Honda rushed up to her. "How are you this fine and lovely-"

Otogi pushed him out of the way. "Shizuka-chan, would you care to take a nice stroll with me? It is Valentine's Day, you know- OW!" Hitomi hit him upside the head. (AN: Did anyone else see that coming? I know I did, but then again, I'm the authoress…)

She glared at him. "What do you think you're doing?"

Otogi turned around and grabbed her hands. "Ah, Hitomi-chan! I didn't know you cared!"

Blushing, she tore away from him. "I don't care about what you do, but you're hitting on a middle schooler!" She blinked, then walked up to Shizuka. "I'm sorry, I haven't introduced myself yet. I'm Kawara Hitomi, it's nice to meet you."

The small girl bowed. "It's a pleasure to meet you, Hitomi-chan. I'm Jounouchi Shizuka."

"Aha." Hitomi leaned down and whispered, "Are you aware of how completely oblivious your brother is?"

Shizuka blinked a few times. "…Huh?"

"Ahh…" she sighed. "Like brother, like sister, then." (AN: …Shizuka IS as oblivious as her brother.)

"Oy!" They turned to the gate to see a young boy on the other side. "Onii-sama sent me out to open the gates. You weren't waiting too long, were you?"

Yuugi shook his head. "No, it's all right, Mokuba-kun! Jounouchi-kun just arrived, actually."

"Oh, good!" Mokuba unlocked the gate and pushed it open. "Come right in, Onii-sama is waiting for you."

Shizuka squeaked and grasped her brother's arm. (AN: Hoo-rah! I'm growing to really like Seto/Shizuka… *ignores the 'ad' in her review book* I think I'll do a scene change now.)

***

"Well, jeez!" Jounouchi ran his hands through his hair. "He tells us to come all the way out here, and then just makes us sit around!"

Yuugi sighed. "I'm sure it's for a good reason…"

Anzu nodded. "Yeah, they probably need a lot of concentration to find out who gave Yuugi the chocolate…"

"Oh, that reminds me…" Shizuka reached into her pocket and pulled out two small packages. "Honda-san, Otogi-san, these are for you."

"All right!" They grabbed the presents. "Honmei-choco!"

Jounouchi growled. "I'LL show you guys honmei-choco…"

"Um… Onii-chan…" She tugged on Jounouchi's shirt to get his attention before he attacked them. "That's only giri-choco…"

"Well, let's not shatter their dreams," said Anzu, gesturing to the two boys who seemed to be in another world.

Yuugi laughed. "It's a good thing Hitomi isn't here."

Otogi suddenly broke out of his trance. "What?! Hitomi-chan isn't here?! Where did she go?"

Everyone sighed.

In the next room, Kaiba was furiously typing on his computer. "All right! Hitomi, where's the chocolate?"

"Right here!" She pulled out the bag and handed it to him.

"Gas masks on." (AN: WOO!)

"Right." They each put on a gas mask, and Kaiba grabbed a pair of tongs. Carefully, he opened the bag and took out the package of chocolate.

"Okay, could you open the hatch for me?"

Hitomi nodded and opened a door to a tiny compartment. Quickly, Kaiba thrust the gift into it, and Hitomi closed and secured the door. Then they tore off their masks.

"Okay, now to check for fingerprints…" Kaiba went back to the computer and began typing again. "This program should instantly scan for and identify fingerprints on the package. Okay, and… there!" He hit the enter key, and the screen came to life.

They stared at it, waiting for it to be done processing the information. Finally, two words appeared.

No Results.

"What?!"

"What kind of freak girl wraps the gift with the precautions so that she isn't tracked?!"

"You picked it up with those precautions."

"That was completely different!" Hitomi scowled. "If I had touched it, my fingerprints would have been on there!"

"Hmm…" Kaiba leaned back in his chair, scratching the side of his face. "Maybe there are some sort of DNA traces left on there…" He opened a different program, activated it, and got the same result.

"So…" Hitomi leaned on the back of his chair. "This freak girl did all this in a completely sterilized Level 4 biocontainment area wearing a pressurized biohazard space suit?"

Kaiba snorted with laughter. "You mean as if she were working with a hot agent? I don't think Yuugi would want to be pursued by that kind of deranged girl…" (AN: They're so SMART!)

"Well, who would?"

"An equally deranged male?"

"Ah…" Hitomi opened the hatch. "I don't think we have to worry about the gas masks and gloves now. Unless this person really was working in a hot suite."

"If she were, we'd be hearing of our classmates falling terminally ill and vomiting blood already." (AN: Seto is being incredibly gruesome.)

She blinked and opened the door to the room where everyone else was. "You all right in there? No crash and bleed out cases?"

"Huh?" (AN: That's probably what you ALL are thinking! HAW HAW HAW!!!)

Kaiba roared with laughter, and Hitomi winked. "Okay, good!" Then she slammed the door shut. (AN: Their definition of humor.)

After Hitomi's incredibly odd question, everyone sat stunned.

"What was that all about?" asked Yuugi. He looked towards Otogi, who only shrugged.

"Hey, she doesn't talk about that sort of stuff with me," he said. "Our conversations basically consist of her insulting me."

Jounouchi groaned. "They probably think they're better than us…" (AN: He left himself completely open for an insult there, but nobody took it.)

"I'm going to see what's going on." Honda stood up and knocked on the door. "Kaiba! Hitomi-chan! What are you doing in there?!"

The door opened again, and Kaiba stuck his head out. He pointed towards Anzu and Yuugi. "You two. You want to know who this is from?"

Anzu glared, but Yuugi looked indifferent.

"Okay, then leave us be!" He attempted to close the door again, but Jounouchi stuck his foot in the doorway.

"Listen, Kaiba, we have a right to know what's going on in there!"

"Onii-chan…"

Kaiba scoffed. "Dogs have no rights to anything." (AN: Neither do "nameless ones.")

Shizuka stood behind her brother and clasped her hands together. "Please, Kaiba-san, could you please let us in? We're doing nothing out here and really want to know what's going on."

Kaiba stared at her with a straight face for a minute, then opened the door wider. "Fine, whatever." (AN: This actually does happen in the anime, except it's for getting a doctor for Bakura.)

They walked in to see Hitomi prodding the package with a stick. (AN: Why? Because.)

"Um, Hitomi-san…" Anzu ventured, "why are you poking it?"

"That's top secret information, Mazaki. It's a wonder Seto-kun is even letting you in here."

Kaiba crossed his arms and nodded. "I don't know what's gotten into me."

Everyone stared at him for a moment.

At that point, Hitomi snapped the tag off the chocolate. "Seto-kun, let's check the handwriting."

"Okay." He took the tag then inserted it into a slot in the wall. The screen lit up again, and yet again came up with no results. Hitomi and Kaiba groaned and fell onto the floor.

"I guess the biohazard suit screwed up her writing quite a bit…"

"Yeah… that's probably it…"

The others stared at them. "…What?" (AN: Remember, they weren't in the room during the biocontainment level conversation.)

"Okay!" Hitomi and Kaiba jumped back up. "We'll have to take a DIFFERENT approach!" (AN: Who said that? I don't know.)

"Guys…" Yuugi stuttered. "It's really not that big of a deal…"

"YES IT IS!!!" the two screamed. (AN: Told you they're OOC.)

Kaiba grabbed a walkie-talkie. "Mokuba, can you hear me?"

The radio crackled for a moment, then Mokuba answered, "I hear you!"

"Mokuba, where are you?"

"Um… Kitchen number three." (AN: Anime*Angel, I loved how Kaiba's rooms were numbered in your Jou/Mai fic! XD)

"Okay, good," Kaiba answered. "Would you mind bringing Expiscor to computer lab number five?"

"Sure thing, Onii-sama!"

The connection was closed and Kaiba turned back to his guests. "So, we'll just wait until Mokuba gets here."

"Um… what is he bringing?" asked Honda.

"Expiscor. That's Latin for 'to search out.' It's a machine that will track the places that any item has been." He started walking to his left. "It's pretty big, though, so you might want to move over here."

"Why?" asked Anzu as they all stood up. "How big is it?"

A loud crash came from their right, and they were all blown through a wall into the next room. Kaiba brushed powdered concrete from his clothes and stood up, pointing to the machine. "That's how big."

They all stared at it for a bit. "It's a TANK?!"

Kaiba scratched his head. "Yeah, I guess you could say that." He walked over to Expiscor, stopping in front of the treads to look at the top. "Okay there, Mokuba?" The boy stuck his head out of the hatch and waved back, smiling.

Everyone got up and walked back. "Kaiba… you ruined your lab," said Jounouchi.

"Oh, I don't care." He turned to Hitomi. "Okay, you can put the chocolate right there."

"Right." She set the package where indicated to.

Kaiba turned on the radio again. "Okay, Mokuba, aim the gun at coordinates 16,G!" Everyone watched as the muzzle turned to be aimed straight onto the chocolate. "Great, now fire the beam!" They waited in silence, but nothing happened. He brought the radio back up to his mouth. "Mokuba?"

"Onii-sama…" came Mokuba's worried voice, "it's completely blown out!"

Kaiba growled, "What do you mean, 'blown out'?!"

"Um… the controls won't reach the beam-maker-thingie anymore. And it says that the gun is completely out of commision…"

He ran his hands through his chestnut hair. "Okay, thanks Mokuba."

Anzu huffed. "So, what are you going to do now?"

"Hitomi and I are going to have to make a handheld Expiscor. Won't take that long…" Kaiba started walking off, but no one followed. "Well? I can't work in a demolished lab."

They ran to catch up with him as he walked down a marble corridor. "Why did you ruin your lab if you could have made a handheld one that whole time?" asked Otogi. (AN: He hasn't said anything in a while.)

Kaiba looked at him with an "are you crazy?" look.

***

Everyone, minus Kaiba and Hitomi, were waiting in a separate room again. Yuugi looked down at the package in his hands. "Well, at least I'm allowed to hold it now…"

"Don't tell me you want that chocolate!" Anzu demanded.

Yuugi shrugged. "It's the only chocolate I'm getting this year. Might as well keep it."

Otogi tried to hold back his laughter. (AN: Otogi knows that Anzu wanted to give Yuugi honmei-choco, remember?)

"What's so funny, Otogi?" asked Jounouchi.

He calmed himself and started twirling his hair around a finger. "Oh, it's nothing, really."

Shizuka blinked. "But, Anzu-chan, weren't you going to-?" (AN: So did Shizuka. Because Anzu, Shizuka and Mai are TIGHT!)

Anzu put her hand over the younger girl's mouth. "Don't… don't…"

"Don't what?" Yuugi looked up at Anzu with a questioning look.

"Okay, it's like this, Yuugi-kun…" Otogi smirked and leaned back on the couch, putting his feet on the table. (AN: Yes. He's on a couch. And there's a table.)

"Otogi! Don't you dare…!"

"See, Anzu got really upset when she saw the chocolate on your desk…"

"Don't! Stop!!" She attempted to grab him, but he held her back.

"Because…"

"I'LL RIP THAT DIE OUT OF YOUR EAR!!!"

Otogi paused and stared at Anzu. "No you won't. Yuugi, Anzu wanted to give you honmei-choco."

Anzu fell to the floor, face red. She glanced at Yuugi, who was also blushing furiously. I suppose I should give it to him now… She went over to Yuugi and held out her gift. (AN: She had it with her.) "He- here, Yuugi…"

He took it and smiled at her. "Thank you, Anzu."

Kaiba and Hitomi then burst into the room. "We've managed to make Expiscor II!" exclaimed Kaiba.

"New and improved! It's pocket-size, now!" Hitomi held up a small device about the size of a fist. "Yuugi-kun, could you put the chocolate on that table there?"

Yuugi nodded and placed the beaten, battered package on the table, pushing Otogi and Honda's feet off.

Hitomi turned to Kaiba. "Will you do the honors, Seto-kun?"

"Gladly." He took Expiscor II from her and walked over to the table. Pointing it towards the chocolate, he pressed the button…

And the package burst into flames. (AN: WOO!!!!)

"Green fire…" Honda peered at the small inferno. "You don't see that everyday…"

Hitomi leaned towards Kaiba's ear. "Green?"

Kaiba inspected the fire. "Huh… that's unusual…"

"We've established that fact, Kaiba," snorted Jounouchi.

"Woah!" Kaiba's head jerked up. "The nameless one used a word with more than five letters!"

He didn't have time to be amazed any further, nor Jounouchi to retaliate, because it was then that the blaze exploded into dust, creating a large burned hole in the middle of the table.

"Oh…" whined Yuugi. "I was going to eat that chocolate…"

"Never, Yuugi-kun!" Hitomi shouted, pointing at him. "It could have been infected with Marburg! Do you want black blood to pour out of every opening in your body?!" (AN: Hitomi is being gruesome as well…)

Everyone blanched, and Kaiba nodded knowingly.

"I'm leaving…"

"Yeah… me too…"

"See ya…"

"Um… bye…"

Everyone left as quickly as possible, including Hitomi, who was dragged out by Otogi. Soon, only Shizuka and Kaiba were left. He looked down at her. "Well? Aren't you going to leave also?"

"Uh…" She looked up at him, then down at her feet, blushing. "Um… Seto-san?"

He smiled at her formality. "Yes?"

She turned to look straight at his face. She paused, then thrust something into his arms. "Here." Then she ran off.

Kaiba stared after her until she turned a corner and couldn't be seen. Then he looked at the chocolate that he had just been given and smiled softly. "Thank you."

***

Yeah… so… that turned out to be more of a Yuugi/Anzu and Seto/Shizuka than Otogi/Hitomi. Oh, well, what are you going to do?
I hope my notes didn't annoy you too much… ^^;;;
I suppose I should explain the Japanese tradition of Valentine's Day for those who don't know it. This should be at the beginning, but oh well. Anyway, on February 14, girls are supposed to give chocolate to the guys they like. There are two kinds of chocolate: giri-choco and honmei-choco. Giri-choco is to be given to friends, relatives, etc. Honmei-choco is the chocolate that is given to the girl's boyfriend or the boy that she has a crush on. A month later, On March 14, the boys are supposed to give gifts twice the cost of the chocolates to the girls. Confectioners wanted it to be that the boys give the girls white chocolate, but that didn't work. Instead, the tradition is that they give the girls cookies or lingerie.
Okay, and about that whole hot agent thing. "Hot" is military slang for being lethally infective in a biological sense. Therefore, a "hot agent" is an extremely lethal virus. These agents are kept and tested in areas that are called "hot zones." The people who work with these have to first completely strip down and go through ultraviolet light (which kills viruses) and shower completely before getting into a pressurized air-tight spacesuit. Areas 2-4 have negative air pressure so that, in the case of a leak, the air won't flow outside. The hotter the agent is, the higher level (there are levels 0, 2, 3, and 4) it's kept in.

Okay, I think I'm done. Oh, there was something else I wanted to say… Oh, well.

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