Silver: So, I got this great game
Shelly: Really?
Silver: Yes, it's called WCSSU
Hiei: What is THAT supposed to stand for?
Silver: Who can shut Shelly Up?
Kurama: That's easy
Silver: No violence
Kurama: Aw, too bad
Shelly: I know how to shut me up!!!
Silver: Yea how?
Shelly: If I'm going MOOOO then I'm not talking right? Right?
Silver: No
Shelly: Aw I lose!
Hiei: I can't believe she's an anime fan *pointing to Shelly*
Silver: Oh Shelly? She's not one at all! She doesn't know anything about anime!
Kouga: Shall we try and teach her?
Tea: Do you think it's possible?
Yugi: You can do anything if you believe in the heart of her cards
Joey: Yuge....no
Kirara: -_-
Yugi: Well, even the cat is giving me that look
Silver: Ok, we'll try and help Shelly
Shelly: I don't need help
*everyone stares at her*
Shelly: WHAT???
Hiei: I suppose it could be possible
Shelly: Check.
Silver: No more money AT ALL!
Shelly: Awwww
Silver: Tell us what you know about anime Shelly
Shelly: Everyone has big shiny eyes, uhh people goes through non-normal lives, uhh something tragic always mostly happens, uhh and some people have weird hair colors.
Everyone except Shelly: -_-;;;
Silver: You're a weird hair colored person, your hair changes color!!!
Shelly: I know isn't it cool???
Joey: Wowzas! Your hair can change colors? Like what?
Shelly: Well when I'm mad it turns red, when I'm sad it turns blue, when I'm calm it turns purple, when I'm hyper it turns pink, and when it's green I'm envying someone.
Tea: Friends should stay together forever
Yugi: Yes Tea...any who so you're sort of mixed between pink and purple, calm and hyper?
Shelly: Affirmative!
Silver: I'm not surprised Shelly is the subject of almost every conversation
Hiei: Who could blame her? There's just so much different about her.
Shelly: So what's lesson number three?
Silver: One
Shelly: Seven
Silver: ONE!
Shelly: uno!
Silver: Lesson number one is "Understanding some basic Japanese words".....very basic
Shelly: *staring at the ceiling*
Silver: Hello? Earth to Shelly?
Shelly: Shelly Ba-Belly Fe Fi Fo Felly SHELLY!!!
Hiei: Is she this stupid all the time?
Silver: Want me to answer that?
Hiei: I'd rather hang out with Marik's dad.
Kurama: I'd agree with Hiei, Marik's dad mentality of a Teletubby seems to be much more advanced than the hyper hopping kangaroo child.
Shelly: Konichiwa!
Silver: Hey how did she know that?
Shelly: I saw it on Kim Possible
Silver: I'm not totally shocked here
Miroku: You think this Kim Possible can bear my child?
*everyone stares at him funny, EVEN Shelly*
Miroku: Wow, you guys can get quiet pretty fast.
Silver: I will share with you with truth behind anime
Shelly: Oh cool! You're going to show me how to booth the anemone?
Silver: No stupid, the truth behind anime
Shelly: Stupid I am!
Silver: Ok then, the truth is, no matter what everyone has blue hair the end.
Shelly: How come everyone has glue hair?
Silver: BLUE hair!!!
Shelly: Oh blue hair!
Kouga: That was slightly painful
Shelly: How about a game of spin the bottle/ truth or dare?
Silver: What's that?
Hiei: I think she's gone crazy again.
Shelly: You spin the bottle and whoever it lands on gets to pick truth or dare and from then on you know...whatever!
Miroku: How about the girl it lands on gets to bear my child?
*crickets chirping*
Yugi: Miroku, don't you have anything else on your mind besides....well that?
Kurama: I imagine not.
Tea: Friends are special.
Shelly: Well yes or no?
Everyone: Yea!
Silver: Alright! Let's play!
*Miroku pulls out his little black book*
Shelly: Oh, we don't need a rule book! We know how to play now!
Miroku: I would like to contact you later in the future in case you change your mind about not bearing my child.
Shelly: I didn't say I wouldn't bear your child!
Miroku: Oh really now? *looking hopeful*
Shelly: NOW I'm saying I won't bear your child!
Miroku: X_X
*Everyone laughs at Miroku*
Silver: Good joke Shelly
Shelly: Check.
Silver: I take that back.
Shelly: Ok I'll spin!
*Everyone sits in the circle, while Tea pulls a random ketchup bottle that has seemed to be in her bag for some reason*
*Shelly spins the bottle*
*Bottle lands Kouga*
Shelly: Ok Kouga, truth or dare?
Kouga: Dare.
Shelly: Muhahahhaha big mistake.
Kouga: Just give me it!
*Shelly pulls a camcorder from her closet*
*Shelly also pulls a bra practically size F!!!*
Kouga: What the hell is that?!
Shelly: It's my dare bra.
Kouga: You've done this before haven't you?
Shelly: Maybe *silly grin*
Kouga: Ok what do I have to do?
Shelly: Put this over your clothes.
*Kouga follows instructions while everyone else is falling over laughing*
*Shelly turns on camera*
Shelly: Ok when the red light comes on, you have to sing and dance to "I'm a Little Teapot"
Kouga: Cruel and Unusual.
*wilder laughter from everyone else*
*Shelly turns on camera*
Kouga: Ahem...I'm a Little Teapot short and stout, here is my handle and here is my spout, when you tip me over hear me shout, Tip me over and pour me out!
Shelly: I don't know if those are the words but good job!!! *everyone is having trouble breathing because of all the laughing* *Kouga is beet red*
Kouga: Ok my turn! *spins bottle*
*Lands on Kurama*
Kurama: This is going to be painful
Kouga: Truth or dare "box boy"
Kurama: Truth
Kouga: AHA!! Are you gay?
Kurama: I would hope not.
Kouga: Seems like it tell the truth.
Kurama: I AM telling the truth.
Kouga: Ok box boy, I got my eyes on you.
Kurama: I hope you're not gay.
Kouga: GRRRR
Kurama: My turn.
*Kurama spins bottle*
*lands on Joey*
Joey: Oh boy!
Kurama: Truth or dare?
Joey: Truth
Kurama: Tell us something real about your feminine side Joey
Joey: One time I got a manicure with Tea. It was quite nice you guys should try it, there are girls everywhere!
Tea: But this gay guy was hitting on you!
Joey: Ugh the memories...
Yugi: When did you guys do that?
Joey: When you were, I don't know, somewhere.
Yugi: Oh.
Kurama: I know there are more feminine stories to you than THAT.
Joey: Well, I didn't want to you guys this but, I think makeup is kind of cool.
*Silence fills the air*
Joey: WHAT?!
Tea: Hey Joey, wanna borrow my glitter eyeshadow?!
*everyone laughs except Shelly, she's sort of lost*
*Shelly looks out the window*
*Kuwabara is peeping through the window*
Shelly: EEP!!!
Kuwabara: Hey how come I wasn't invited to this party?
Kurama: Oh dear, you feed him once and he never goes away.
Shelly: OH! I know this one! I remember Silver told me about him!
*Shelly takes off her combat boot*
Shelly: YUCKY UGLY KUWABAKA!!!
*Shelly throws her boot at him and he falls all the way down to the ground*
Silver: Shelly, it's KUWABARA, not KUWABAKA, baka means idiot.
Shelly: So?
Silver: Good point, you make me proud!
*everyone pats Shelly on the back*
*except Hiei*
Shelly: *Cries* WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Big Ugly Toad Boy lost my shoe!!!!! It's all his fault! GET HIM!!!!
*everyone takes this as an excuse to be an angry mob towards "Kuwabaka" and chases him out of the neighborhood*
Shelly: Eww, I've never seen anything so ugly in my life!
Miroku: Have you ever seen Jaken?
Kirara: *meow* ^_^
Kouga: My dogs would have eaten that ugly beast. Just because it was that ugly.
Silver: Well your dogs killed Rin! Meanie, I don't like you anymore. Now I'm gonna use my authoress power to torture you. *flames come up in silver's eyes and scary music came out of nowhere*
*Everyone scoots away from Silver*
Silver: Oh maybe I'll do it later, after the game. ^_^
Everyone except for Shelly: -_-;;
Joey: Ok Okay! It's my turn now to uh spin the bottle.
*Joey spins bottle*
*Bottle lands on Miroku*
Miroku: Oh what fun
Joey: Alright megahorn dude, truth or dare?
Miroku: Dare
Joey: I dare ya to never ever grope another lady again!
Miroku: What about women?
Joey: No.
Miroku: Girls?
Joey: PLEASE no!
Miroku: I don't feel good all of a sudden *faints into Tea's lap*
Tea: EWWWW!!!!
Miroku: This isn't groping, this is nice.....
Tea: *jumps knocking Miroku to the floor* Eww how weird of you!!!
Miroku: *looks at Shelly*
Shelly: *blows a raspberry at him spitting all over his face*
Miroku: Guess that's a no *wipes spit off his face*
While everyone was busy laughing at Miroku, no one notices the weird look on Yugi's face.
//Yugi? I wanna come out! It's boring in here and I want some sugars!!!// whine Yami through their mind link.
/Sorry Yami, I can't let you come out, there are strangers in this room and they may try to steal the puzzle/ Yugi replied back.
//But aibou, I really want some sugars!!!//
/Sorry Yami, you'll have to stay in the puzzle today/
//SUGAR!!! SUGAR!!! SUGAR!!!//
/No Yami, no more sugar for you. I should've never given you those chocolate bars/
Joey: Hey Yuge, are you okay?
Yugi: *snaps out of his conversation with Yami* Oh I'm fine Joey, I just felt a little dizzy.
*Shelly is still blowing raspberries at Miroku*
Silver: Stop spitting on him Shelly! That's gross.
Shelly: *blow raspberry at Silver*
Hiei: Now can I kill her, I've waited since chapter one.
Silver: No Hiei, you can't kill her. Wait until the end of the show and then you can kill her.
Tea: Hey Yugi, why don't you let Yami come out and play with us.
Yugi: Well, I don't think he wants to come out today, he's um.not feeling well.
Tea: *looks disappointed* Oh well then tell him I hope he feels better soon.
Yugi: I will, um, where's Ryou? I haven't seen him all game.
Silver: I think he went to the bathroom, hasn't come back ever since.
Yugi: That's been an awfully long time, I wonder if he's okay?
Silver: Maybe we should go and look for him. We all know he have a lunatic for a Yami
Kirara: meow
Will Kuwabaka be okay?
Will Shelly stop blowing raspberries?
Will Yami ever get to play?
What happened to Ryou?
Who is gonna save Silver from going crazy?
Find out next time on Silver Phoenix.
A/N: Um, that was a weird twist. I seriously did not see that one coming. Well, my mom just gave me 200 dollars to spend on whatever I want. Yay!!! I did wrote a little to this chapter though, the more serious part. Like when Ryou disappeared and Yami wanted to come out and play. Shelly still wrote most of it though, I'm not good with the funny, she is. Anyway, thank you to all of those who reviewed and *blow raspberries* to all who didn't because they thought it was stupid.
Shelly: HIEI'S GOT A WEDIGE! HIEI'S GOT A WEDGIE! HIEI'S GOT A WEDGIE!
Hiei: I'll kill her no matter what all of you say. *chases Shelly around the room*
Silver: Um, please review! ^_^;;
*~*Silver*~*
Shelly: Really?
Silver: Yes, it's called WCSSU
Hiei: What is THAT supposed to stand for?
Silver: Who can shut Shelly Up?
Kurama: That's easy
Silver: No violence
Kurama: Aw, too bad
Shelly: I know how to shut me up!!!
Silver: Yea how?
Shelly: If I'm going MOOOO then I'm not talking right? Right?
Silver: No
Shelly: Aw I lose!
Hiei: I can't believe she's an anime fan *pointing to Shelly*
Silver: Oh Shelly? She's not one at all! She doesn't know anything about anime!
Kouga: Shall we try and teach her?
Tea: Do you think it's possible?
Yugi: You can do anything if you believe in the heart of her cards
Joey: Yuge....no
Kirara: -_-
Yugi: Well, even the cat is giving me that look
Silver: Ok, we'll try and help Shelly
Shelly: I don't need help
*everyone stares at her*
Shelly: WHAT???
Hiei: I suppose it could be possible
Shelly: Check.
Silver: No more money AT ALL!
Shelly: Awwww
Silver: Tell us what you know about anime Shelly
Shelly: Everyone has big shiny eyes, uhh people goes through non-normal lives, uhh something tragic always mostly happens, uhh and some people have weird hair colors.
Everyone except Shelly: -_-;;;
Silver: You're a weird hair colored person, your hair changes color!!!
Shelly: I know isn't it cool???
Joey: Wowzas! Your hair can change colors? Like what?
Shelly: Well when I'm mad it turns red, when I'm sad it turns blue, when I'm calm it turns purple, when I'm hyper it turns pink, and when it's green I'm envying someone.
Tea: Friends should stay together forever
Yugi: Yes Tea...any who so you're sort of mixed between pink and purple, calm and hyper?
Shelly: Affirmative!
Silver: I'm not surprised Shelly is the subject of almost every conversation
Hiei: Who could blame her? There's just so much different about her.
Shelly: So what's lesson number three?
Silver: One
Shelly: Seven
Silver: ONE!
Shelly: uno!
Silver: Lesson number one is "Understanding some basic Japanese words".....very basic
Shelly: *staring at the ceiling*
Silver: Hello? Earth to Shelly?
Shelly: Shelly Ba-Belly Fe Fi Fo Felly SHELLY!!!
Hiei: Is she this stupid all the time?
Silver: Want me to answer that?
Hiei: I'd rather hang out with Marik's dad.
Kurama: I'd agree with Hiei, Marik's dad mentality of a Teletubby seems to be much more advanced than the hyper hopping kangaroo child.
Shelly: Konichiwa!
Silver: Hey how did she know that?
Shelly: I saw it on Kim Possible
Silver: I'm not totally shocked here
Miroku: You think this Kim Possible can bear my child?
*everyone stares at him funny, EVEN Shelly*
Miroku: Wow, you guys can get quiet pretty fast.
Silver: I will share with you with truth behind anime
Shelly: Oh cool! You're going to show me how to booth the anemone?
Silver: No stupid, the truth behind anime
Shelly: Stupid I am!
Silver: Ok then, the truth is, no matter what everyone has blue hair the end.
Shelly: How come everyone has glue hair?
Silver: BLUE hair!!!
Shelly: Oh blue hair!
Kouga: That was slightly painful
Shelly: How about a game of spin the bottle/ truth or dare?
Silver: What's that?
Hiei: I think she's gone crazy again.
Shelly: You spin the bottle and whoever it lands on gets to pick truth or dare and from then on you know...whatever!
Miroku: How about the girl it lands on gets to bear my child?
*crickets chirping*
Yugi: Miroku, don't you have anything else on your mind besides....well that?
Kurama: I imagine not.
Tea: Friends are special.
Shelly: Well yes or no?
Everyone: Yea!
Silver: Alright! Let's play!
*Miroku pulls out his little black book*
Shelly: Oh, we don't need a rule book! We know how to play now!
Miroku: I would like to contact you later in the future in case you change your mind about not bearing my child.
Shelly: I didn't say I wouldn't bear your child!
Miroku: Oh really now? *looking hopeful*
Shelly: NOW I'm saying I won't bear your child!
Miroku: X_X
*Everyone laughs at Miroku*
Silver: Good joke Shelly
Shelly: Check.
Silver: I take that back.
Shelly: Ok I'll spin!
*Everyone sits in the circle, while Tea pulls a random ketchup bottle that has seemed to be in her bag for some reason*
*Shelly spins the bottle*
*Bottle lands Kouga*
Shelly: Ok Kouga, truth or dare?
Kouga: Dare.
Shelly: Muhahahhaha big mistake.
Kouga: Just give me it!
*Shelly pulls a camcorder from her closet*
*Shelly also pulls a bra practically size F!!!*
Kouga: What the hell is that?!
Shelly: It's my dare bra.
Kouga: You've done this before haven't you?
Shelly: Maybe *silly grin*
Kouga: Ok what do I have to do?
Shelly: Put this over your clothes.
*Kouga follows instructions while everyone else is falling over laughing*
*Shelly turns on camera*
Shelly: Ok when the red light comes on, you have to sing and dance to "I'm a Little Teapot"
Kouga: Cruel and Unusual.
*wilder laughter from everyone else*
*Shelly turns on camera*
Kouga: Ahem...I'm a Little Teapot short and stout, here is my handle and here is my spout, when you tip me over hear me shout, Tip me over and pour me out!
Shelly: I don't know if those are the words but good job!!! *everyone is having trouble breathing because of all the laughing* *Kouga is beet red*
Kouga: Ok my turn! *spins bottle*
*Lands on Kurama*
Kurama: This is going to be painful
Kouga: Truth or dare "box boy"
Kurama: Truth
Kouga: AHA!! Are you gay?
Kurama: I would hope not.
Kouga: Seems like it tell the truth.
Kurama: I AM telling the truth.
Kouga: Ok box boy, I got my eyes on you.
Kurama: I hope you're not gay.
Kouga: GRRRR
Kurama: My turn.
*Kurama spins bottle*
*lands on Joey*
Joey: Oh boy!
Kurama: Truth or dare?
Joey: Truth
Kurama: Tell us something real about your feminine side Joey
Joey: One time I got a manicure with Tea. It was quite nice you guys should try it, there are girls everywhere!
Tea: But this gay guy was hitting on you!
Joey: Ugh the memories...
Yugi: When did you guys do that?
Joey: When you were, I don't know, somewhere.
Yugi: Oh.
Kurama: I know there are more feminine stories to you than THAT.
Joey: Well, I didn't want to you guys this but, I think makeup is kind of cool.
*Silence fills the air*
Joey: WHAT?!
Tea: Hey Joey, wanna borrow my glitter eyeshadow?!
*everyone laughs except Shelly, she's sort of lost*
*Shelly looks out the window*
*Kuwabara is peeping through the window*
Shelly: EEP!!!
Kuwabara: Hey how come I wasn't invited to this party?
Kurama: Oh dear, you feed him once and he never goes away.
Shelly: OH! I know this one! I remember Silver told me about him!
*Shelly takes off her combat boot*
Shelly: YUCKY UGLY KUWABAKA!!!
*Shelly throws her boot at him and he falls all the way down to the ground*
Silver: Shelly, it's KUWABARA, not KUWABAKA, baka means idiot.
Shelly: So?
Silver: Good point, you make me proud!
*everyone pats Shelly on the back*
*except Hiei*
Shelly: *Cries* WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Big Ugly Toad Boy lost my shoe!!!!! It's all his fault! GET HIM!!!!
*everyone takes this as an excuse to be an angry mob towards "Kuwabaka" and chases him out of the neighborhood*
Shelly: Eww, I've never seen anything so ugly in my life!
Miroku: Have you ever seen Jaken?
Kirara: *meow* ^_^
Kouga: My dogs would have eaten that ugly beast. Just because it was that ugly.
Silver: Well your dogs killed Rin! Meanie, I don't like you anymore. Now I'm gonna use my authoress power to torture you. *flames come up in silver's eyes and scary music came out of nowhere*
*Everyone scoots away from Silver*
Silver: Oh maybe I'll do it later, after the game. ^_^
Everyone except for Shelly: -_-;;
Joey: Ok Okay! It's my turn now to uh spin the bottle.
*Joey spins bottle*
*Bottle lands on Miroku*
Miroku: Oh what fun
Joey: Alright megahorn dude, truth or dare?
Miroku: Dare
Joey: I dare ya to never ever grope another lady again!
Miroku: What about women?
Joey: No.
Miroku: Girls?
Joey: PLEASE no!
Miroku: I don't feel good all of a sudden *faints into Tea's lap*
Tea: EWWWW!!!!
Miroku: This isn't groping, this is nice.....
Tea: *jumps knocking Miroku to the floor* Eww how weird of you!!!
Miroku: *looks at Shelly*
Shelly: *blows a raspberry at him spitting all over his face*
Miroku: Guess that's a no *wipes spit off his face*
While everyone was busy laughing at Miroku, no one notices the weird look on Yugi's face.
//Yugi? I wanna come out! It's boring in here and I want some sugars!!!// whine Yami through their mind link.
/Sorry Yami, I can't let you come out, there are strangers in this room and they may try to steal the puzzle/ Yugi replied back.
//But aibou, I really want some sugars!!!//
/Sorry Yami, you'll have to stay in the puzzle today/
//SUGAR!!! SUGAR!!! SUGAR!!!//
/No Yami, no more sugar for you. I should've never given you those chocolate bars/
Joey: Hey Yuge, are you okay?
Yugi: *snaps out of his conversation with Yami* Oh I'm fine Joey, I just felt a little dizzy.
*Shelly is still blowing raspberries at Miroku*
Silver: Stop spitting on him Shelly! That's gross.
Shelly: *blow raspberry at Silver*
Hiei: Now can I kill her, I've waited since chapter one.
Silver: No Hiei, you can't kill her. Wait until the end of the show and then you can kill her.
Tea: Hey Yugi, why don't you let Yami come out and play with us.
Yugi: Well, I don't think he wants to come out today, he's um.not feeling well.
Tea: *looks disappointed* Oh well then tell him I hope he feels better soon.
Yugi: I will, um, where's Ryou? I haven't seen him all game.
Silver: I think he went to the bathroom, hasn't come back ever since.
Yugi: That's been an awfully long time, I wonder if he's okay?
Silver: Maybe we should go and look for him. We all know he have a lunatic for a Yami
Kirara: meow
Will Kuwabaka be okay?
Will Shelly stop blowing raspberries?
Will Yami ever get to play?
What happened to Ryou?
Who is gonna save Silver from going crazy?
Find out next time on Silver Phoenix.
A/N: Um, that was a weird twist. I seriously did not see that one coming. Well, my mom just gave me 200 dollars to spend on whatever I want. Yay!!! I did wrote a little to this chapter though, the more serious part. Like when Ryou disappeared and Yami wanted to come out and play. Shelly still wrote most of it though, I'm not good with the funny, she is. Anyway, thank you to all of those who reviewed and *blow raspberries* to all who didn't because they thought it was stupid.
Shelly: HIEI'S GOT A WEDIGE! HIEI'S GOT A WEDGIE! HIEI'S GOT A WEDGIE!
Hiei: I'll kill her no matter what all of you say. *chases Shelly around the room*
Silver: Um, please review! ^_^;;
*~*Silver*~*