Silver: Is it just me or should we find Bakura, he's probably taken over
Ryou's body by now.
Shelly: Ok let's go find Bakaka
Everyone else: Ok let's go.
Shelly: Wait let me go get my Pixie Sticks first
*everyone else groans*
Hiei: You certainly don't want Pixie Sticks; you want to be hit by a million tranquilizers, for all our goodness sakes.
Shelly: Never had a trankeyloozer before, I'd rather have Pixie Sticks.
Tea: Never let your strong friendship fade.
Yugi: Alright Tea! Enough already!
Tea: *interrupting Yugi* Because when you let good friends go away, you might regret it for the rest of your life.
Joey: Alright already! Let's go find Bakaka I mean Bakura!
Tea: *interrupting Joey* Because friends are the greatest things in life you can have.
Shelly: Amen
Silver: Tea! Stop, let's go find Bakura now.
Shelly: Maybe he really needed to use the can...........for that long.
*everyone shivers*
*Silver looks outside Shelly's bedroom door*
Silver: But there's no one in the bathroom
Shelly: *spins around in a circle five times and mysteriously had on a detective outfit*
Silver: What the?
Shelly: This calls for Perspective Shelly!
Kurama: Detective
Shelly: Right Babective!
*everyone groans again*
Shelly: Ok let's go!
*Shelly walks out of her bedroom and goes into the game room. Everyone follows her.*
*Shelly turns on the lights*
Shelly: There he is!
Silver: Shelly, that's your coffee table.
Shelly: Right! My pool table!
Silver: He's not in here, let's see Brian's bathroom.
Hiei: Who is this Brian?
Silver: The beast, a.k.a. her brother.
Kurama: I see why Shelly's gone insane.
*everyone agrees*
Shelly: Ok everyone stick close and don't wander off, I mean this is my brother's bathroom for goodness sake.
Kurama: Her brother brings out the normal in Shelly.
Joey: Ewww
*everyone meekly looks inside and sees no one*
*Tea faints*
Shelly: Uh oh, this is the third time this week.
Silver: Today's Sunday, it's the first day of the week.
Shelly: I know! Third one this week!
Everyone: Oh I see.
*Yugi bends down to check on Tea*
Yugi: Tea? Are you okay?
*Tea opens her eyes slowly*
Tea: Yugi?
Yugi: Yea?
Tea: I have something to say, before I go.
Silver: You're going to be okay! Don't be a drama queen.
Tea: *not listening to Silver* Friends are like bacon, they drip with fat, but they're tasty.
Silver: Shelly, this is your brother, is she going to be okay?
Shelly: .......
Silver: Shelly?
Shelly: .......
Silver: Shelly!
Shelly: I want my Pixie Sticks.
Silver: Fine c'mon let's go, let's save Brian's room for last. His room is the last resort, it's worse than the bathroom. *everyone shivers*
Shelly: YEA! *singing* Gonna eat my Pixie Sticks! Gonna eat my Pixie Sticks! Gonna eat my Pixie Sticks! Gonna eat my Pixie Sticks! Gonna eat my Pixie Sticks! Gonna eat my Pixie Sticks! Gonna eat my Pixie Sticks! Gonna eat my Pixie Sticks! Gonna eat my Pixie Sticks! Gonna eat my Pixie Sticks! Gonna eat my Pixie Sticks! Gonna eat my Pixie Sticks! Gonna eat my Pixie Sticks! Gonna eat my Pixie Sticks! Gonna eat my Pixie Sticks! Gonna eat my Pixie Sticks!
Silver: Enough already!
Shelly: *hums the tune*
Hiei: May I kill her NOW?
Kurama: She's amusing in her own way, I like listening to her say ridiculous things. It bothers Hiei.
Hiei: I'm going to hurt you too. I'll beat you WITH her.
*everyone walks down the stairs to hear something weird in the kitchen*
Silver: What's that noise?
Shelly: .......
Hiei: sounds like someone's eating something
Kurama: I think that's Shelly.
Silver: *looking angry* Shelly will you stop clacking your tongue like that?
Shelly: *stops clacking tongue*
Kouga: I smell him
Miroku: Well, whatever he's doing, it better not be a plan to steal my women
*Tea and Silver looks at him coldly, Shelly is looking around suspiciously*
Shelly: MY PIXIE STICKS!!!
Silver: What?
Shelly: My......sugar.......sense! FEELS LIKE SOMEONE'S EATEN ALL MY PIXIE STICKS!!!
Silver: What?
Shelly: *runs down the stairs quickly and darts into the kitchen to turn on the light*
Silver: AHA!
*Ryou looks guilty with all the open Pixie Sticks*
Shelly: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! *takes a deep breath* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Silver: Alright chill Shelly!
Miroku: Maybe I can bribe Shelly into having my child with Pixie Sticks.
Silver: She's stupid but not THAT stupid!
Miroku: Darn it
Silver: *thinking WANTED: dumb bimbo. Report to Miroku*
Kouga: Is there any meat here Shelly?
Shelly: *looks angry and then perks up back to normal* No, I don't think so; I'm trying to eat less meat
Kouga: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Shelly: Want an apple?
Kouga: O_o
Silver: Uhhh I don't think you should provoke him.
Hiei: Or deprive him of meat.
Shelly: I think we may have some buffalo wings.
Kouga: Can you cook it for me?
Shelly: I don't know.....
Kouga: Just do it! I'm hungry here
Shelly: Ok! If you say so!
Shelly: Everyone else want a midnight snack?
Silver: Shelly, it's 4 in the morning.
Shelly: Ok anyone want a 4 in the morning snack?
*everyone raises their hands*
*including Silver and Shelly*
Shelly: *spins around 5 times and mysteriously gets a chef outfit*
Silver: What jobs is the network giving you???
Shelly: *takes everyone's orders and everyone helps cook in the kitchen*
*Everyone's food is done and they sit down at the table*
Joey: Hehehe, look at all this food. Let's eat, I'm starved!
Shelly: No, we have to say grace first.
Silver: But is that really necessary? I mean it's 4 in the morning.
Shelly: Yes, now let's put our hands together and say grace.
Silver: Oh all right, I guess it wouldn't hurt. Shelly, why don't you do the honor?
Shelly: Okay!
*everyone put their hands together and bow their heads as Shelly is prepare to say grace*
Shelly: GRACE! *everyone jumps in at the food*
Kouga: *picks up a buffalo wing and takes a bite* HOT!!! HOT!!! This is spicy!
*Kouga jumps around*
Silver: Here. *hands him his glass of water*
Kouga: *takes a sip and sits back down*
Shelly: Kouga is hoppier than a hyper kangaroo demon
Silver: Like you?
Shelly: No like me!
*Everyone eats their food and chats at the same time while the cameraman is still recording all this*
*Shelly starts to cry*
Silver: Aww, what's wrong Shelly?
Shelly: I wish I had some Pixie Sticks to down this with!
Everyone: Aww! *looks at Ryou coldly*
Ryou: What? Here I have two left!
*Ryou pulls out two Pixie Sticks*
*Shelly's face lights up, grabs the Pixie Sticks and stuff it down her shirt*
Silver: No one touch it from now on.
Hiei: Amen.
Miroku: That is very sexy Shelly, may I grab a Pixie Stick from down there?
Everyone: NO!
Miroku: Oh man!
*everyone climbs back up the stairs*
*everyone goes into Shelly's room*
*Shelly approaches her mirror hanging over her vanity desk*
Shelly: *getting closer to the mirror* I'm watching you...
Silver: Who are you talking to?
Shelly: *getting even closer to the mirror* You better watch your back.....
Silver: Ok! Whatever.
Shelly: *goes up to Hiei* So do you think I'm pretty?
Hiei: Why?
Silver: She asks every guy this.
Hiei: Why?
Silver: It's one of those weird things she does best.
Hiei: No, you're not.
Shelly: One for no!
Shelly: *goes up to Kurama* Do you think I'm pretty?
Kurama: I guess so in the weird way.
Shelly: One for yes in the weird way!
Hiei: How many responses like that do you usually get?
Silver: Believe me, a lot.
Hiei: Kurama, I can't believe you think she's pretty.
Kurama: And let the readers think I'm gay by saying no.
Shelly: *goes Kouga* So, do you think I'm pretty?
Kouga: Kagome is pretty.
Shelly: Do you think I'M pretty?
Kouga: You're not as pretty as my woman.
Shelly: If I was your woman would I be pretty?
Kouga: Yes!
Shelly: One for if you were my woman you would be pretty!
Hiei: Not going to even ask how many of those she gets.
Silver: You know Hiei, people are gonna think you're gay for saying no.
Hiei: But I don't think she is!
Shelly: *goes up to Miroku, looks at him, and just walks away*
Miroku: I THINK YOU ARE PRETTY!
Shelly: Don't care, you're wasting my life! I know monks, you make them look bad by being all Mirokunator.
Miroku: M-M-what?
Shelly: *goes up to Joey* Hi Joey, do you think I'm pretty?
Joey: You're kind of pretty, but Mai is always the prettiest. *drools*
Shelly: O_o that wasn't really my question, it was a yes or no question but ok!
Miroku: I think you're pretty.
Tea: Friends are forever
Silver: *sarcastically* Like diamonds?
Tea: Great! I'll add that to my longass friendship speeches note cards. *pulls out a ridiculously thick stack of note cards filled up with mushy gushy friendship speeches*
Silver: *slaps forehead*
Shelly: *go to Ryou* Do you think I'm pretty?
Ryou: I think you're pretty.
Shelly: YAY! I love you!
Ryou: Ok don't go there.
Shelly: I love everyone R-you.
Silver: X_X I'm a bad teacher. Horrible.
Ryou: What did you try to teach her?!
Silver: Anime stuff, you were stuffing Pixie Sticks at the time.
*Shelly's lower lip quivers*
Silver: Uh oh.
*Shelly bursts into tears*
Shelly: WAHHHHH!!!!
Tea: Don't worry Shelly, as long as you believe in friendship then you're set.
Shelly: What the hell does that have to do with anything?! Make some freaking sense!
Silver: Ok, I'll get you some Pixie Sticks before the show tomorrow.
Shelly: *brightens up* Really?!
Silver: I'm afraid to but yes.
Shelly: *goes to Yugi* Do you think I'm pretty Yugi-boy?
Yugi: AHHHHHH!!! She's really Pegasus!!!
Shelly: You mean that monkey from Inuyasha Yu Yu Hakusho?
Hiei: Ugh the memories of that talk show when she introduced every guest.
Shelly: Do you think I'm pretty?
Yugi: *his eyes still twitching a little bit* Uhhhh yes?
Shelly: Alright! One uhhh yes for me!
Hiei: So did you get the answer you wanted?
Shelly: No, but wouldn't it be funny if I was crushing on you?
Hiei: No it wouldn't be funny, it'll be my nightmare.
Shelly: *laughing* good one! You're funny!
Hiei: She thinks I'm funny, this can't be good.
Kurama: Hiei you DOG!
*everyone stares at Kurama SERIOUSLY weirdly*
Kirara: ZzZzZz
Shelly: OH NO!!! Kitty died!!! *picks up Kirara and dresses her in a black dress*
Silver: Oh no.....
Shelly: *spins five times and end up in a black mourning sort of dress*
Hiei: Again with the clothes change!
Kurama: I think it's a nice power for her. I think she goes through a lot of outfits a day.
Shelly: ALRIGHT IS EVERYONE READY TO RUMBLE?!
Everyone else: ???
Shelly: Kirara was a great cat!
Everyone else: *falls over anime style*
Silver: Shelly, Kirara isn't.....
Shelly: Let me finish. Let's sing a song to mourn over Kirara.
Silver: Like?
Shelly: Here's one I know. *ahem* ......
Silver: ?
Shelly: Well I don't know any. I'm no good at this being sad stuff.
Miroku: I'll comfort you.
Silver: One, Miroku, she's not sad. Two, Kirara's not.......
Shelly: I know Kirara isn't a dog but I'm just saying.
Silver: No she's not ....
Shelly: I know she's not a snapping turtle either.
Hiei: You fool, Kirara is not dead.
Shelly: Really?
Silver: Yes.
Shelly: IT'S A MIRACLE!!! Somehow she rose from the dead! How awesome!
Kurama: She's cute when she's stupid.
Hiei: No one thinks you're gay Kurama.
Kurama: Just making sure.
Silver: To be honest, a lot of people think you're gay. There were pictures made by some weirdos that had you and Hiei on the lip lock.
Kurama: X_X
Hiei: Me...and HIM?!
Silver: Yep yep.
Miroku: Now that's weird
Hiei: At least I'm not a perv
Miroku: At least I'm not a fruit.
Shelly: I like fruits, especially strawberries.
Tea: Friendship is priceless.
Yugi: YAMI! Quit trying to get out of me.....
Silver: EVERYONE BLUBBERING FAT!!!
Hiei: Excuse me?
*everyone stares at Silver*
Silver: Uh sorry, a weird phrase my cousin and I made up.
Ryou: Who's your cousin?
Kouga: Shelly, you would know if you weren't stuffing all those Pixie Sticks.
*Shelly's bottom lip quiver*
Silver: Uh oh....
Ryou: I didn't know!
Shelly: WAHHHHHH!!!! R-you ate all my sugar!
Kurama: I think he did a great favor for you by eating all your sugar supply.
Shelly: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT??? I AM SHELLY, ULTIMATE PERK!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Kurama: Drama queen.
Shelly: *back to normal* more like princess
Kouga: I'm sleepy is anyone else is?
Shelly: Yea a little tired, okay this is the end of the slumber party portion of The Silver Phoenix Show anyways, everyone, go to bed!
*everyone falls over "anime style" and falls asleep*
*Miroku tries to find a good spot to sleep between Silver and Shelly*
*Hiei is as far away from Shelly as possible, he's afraid he might catch her weird.*
*Kurama, claims to be not gay.*
Does Shelly have a real crush on Hiei?
Will Miroku ever bribe Shelly into having his child with Pixie Sticks?
Will Kurama ever prove he's not gay?
Won't Kouga ever let Shelly or someone else be his woman?
When will Shelly stop calling Ryou, R-you?
Tune in next time for the second episode of "The Silver Phoenix Show"!!!
A/N: Why am I doing the author's note? I'm not the author for this fanfic, oh well! Does anyone think Kurama is gay? I think he's gay, Shelly doesn't think so though, she doesn't know him well enough. Why am I listening to Shelly when I'm writing the author's note that's supposed to be about what I think?
Shelly: MOOOOOO
Silver: Lah, now blubbering fat!
In case you're wondering why the heck we say blubbering fat instead of shut up, that's because we made up a list of usual phrases and words and made up weird words. If you ever noticed, Shelly once said Oh my Hen. That means oh my goodness, etc. etc. There's a lot more where that came from.
Well, I think you better run Shelly cause Hiei said he would try and kill you at the end of this author's note.
Shelly: Hiei? Why are you looking at me like that? HIEI??? Oh no, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *in the background* A LITTLE HELP HERE PEOPLE!!!
Silver: IM COMING SHELLY!!! *sees Sesshoumaru walks by* Maybe tomorrow, have fun with Hiei!
Shelly: I would if he isn't trying to kill me!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kurama: I'm not gay... Silver: *Not in her seat anymore. She just kinda disappeared*
Shelly: Check.
*~*Silver*~* (who's not there at the moment so) *~*SHELLY*~*
Shelly: Ok let's go find Bakaka
Everyone else: Ok let's go.
Shelly: Wait let me go get my Pixie Sticks first
*everyone else groans*
Hiei: You certainly don't want Pixie Sticks; you want to be hit by a million tranquilizers, for all our goodness sakes.
Shelly: Never had a trankeyloozer before, I'd rather have Pixie Sticks.
Tea: Never let your strong friendship fade.
Yugi: Alright Tea! Enough already!
Tea: *interrupting Yugi* Because when you let good friends go away, you might regret it for the rest of your life.
Joey: Alright already! Let's go find Bakaka I mean Bakura!
Tea: *interrupting Joey* Because friends are the greatest things in life you can have.
Shelly: Amen
Silver: Tea! Stop, let's go find Bakura now.
Shelly: Maybe he really needed to use the can...........for that long.
*everyone shivers*
*Silver looks outside Shelly's bedroom door*
Silver: But there's no one in the bathroom
Shelly: *spins around in a circle five times and mysteriously had on a detective outfit*
Silver: What the?
Shelly: This calls for Perspective Shelly!
Kurama: Detective
Shelly: Right Babective!
*everyone groans again*
Shelly: Ok let's go!
*Shelly walks out of her bedroom and goes into the game room. Everyone follows her.*
*Shelly turns on the lights*
Shelly: There he is!
Silver: Shelly, that's your coffee table.
Shelly: Right! My pool table!
Silver: He's not in here, let's see Brian's bathroom.
Hiei: Who is this Brian?
Silver: The beast, a.k.a. her brother.
Kurama: I see why Shelly's gone insane.
*everyone agrees*
Shelly: Ok everyone stick close and don't wander off, I mean this is my brother's bathroom for goodness sake.
Kurama: Her brother brings out the normal in Shelly.
Joey: Ewww
*everyone meekly looks inside and sees no one*
*Tea faints*
Shelly: Uh oh, this is the third time this week.
Silver: Today's Sunday, it's the first day of the week.
Shelly: I know! Third one this week!
Everyone: Oh I see.
*Yugi bends down to check on Tea*
Yugi: Tea? Are you okay?
*Tea opens her eyes slowly*
Tea: Yugi?
Yugi: Yea?
Tea: I have something to say, before I go.
Silver: You're going to be okay! Don't be a drama queen.
Tea: *not listening to Silver* Friends are like bacon, they drip with fat, but they're tasty.
Silver: Shelly, this is your brother, is she going to be okay?
Shelly: .......
Silver: Shelly?
Shelly: .......
Silver: Shelly!
Shelly: I want my Pixie Sticks.
Silver: Fine c'mon let's go, let's save Brian's room for last. His room is the last resort, it's worse than the bathroom. *everyone shivers*
Shelly: YEA! *singing* Gonna eat my Pixie Sticks! Gonna eat my Pixie Sticks! Gonna eat my Pixie Sticks! Gonna eat my Pixie Sticks! Gonna eat my Pixie Sticks! Gonna eat my Pixie Sticks! Gonna eat my Pixie Sticks! Gonna eat my Pixie Sticks! Gonna eat my Pixie Sticks! Gonna eat my Pixie Sticks! Gonna eat my Pixie Sticks! Gonna eat my Pixie Sticks! Gonna eat my Pixie Sticks! Gonna eat my Pixie Sticks! Gonna eat my Pixie Sticks! Gonna eat my Pixie Sticks!
Silver: Enough already!
Shelly: *hums the tune*
Hiei: May I kill her NOW?
Kurama: She's amusing in her own way, I like listening to her say ridiculous things. It bothers Hiei.
Hiei: I'm going to hurt you too. I'll beat you WITH her.
*everyone walks down the stairs to hear something weird in the kitchen*
Silver: What's that noise?
Shelly: .......
Hiei: sounds like someone's eating something
Kurama: I think that's Shelly.
Silver: *looking angry* Shelly will you stop clacking your tongue like that?
Shelly: *stops clacking tongue*
Kouga: I smell him
Miroku: Well, whatever he's doing, it better not be a plan to steal my women
*Tea and Silver looks at him coldly, Shelly is looking around suspiciously*
Shelly: MY PIXIE STICKS!!!
Silver: What?
Shelly: My......sugar.......sense! FEELS LIKE SOMEONE'S EATEN ALL MY PIXIE STICKS!!!
Silver: What?
Shelly: *runs down the stairs quickly and darts into the kitchen to turn on the light*
Silver: AHA!
*Ryou looks guilty with all the open Pixie Sticks*
Shelly: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! *takes a deep breath* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Silver: Alright chill Shelly!
Miroku: Maybe I can bribe Shelly into having my child with Pixie Sticks.
Silver: She's stupid but not THAT stupid!
Miroku: Darn it
Silver: *thinking WANTED: dumb bimbo. Report to Miroku*
Kouga: Is there any meat here Shelly?
Shelly: *looks angry and then perks up back to normal* No, I don't think so; I'm trying to eat less meat
Kouga: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Shelly: Want an apple?
Kouga: O_o
Silver: Uhhh I don't think you should provoke him.
Hiei: Or deprive him of meat.
Shelly: I think we may have some buffalo wings.
Kouga: Can you cook it for me?
Shelly: I don't know.....
Kouga: Just do it! I'm hungry here
Shelly: Ok! If you say so!
Shelly: Everyone else want a midnight snack?
Silver: Shelly, it's 4 in the morning.
Shelly: Ok anyone want a 4 in the morning snack?
*everyone raises their hands*
*including Silver and Shelly*
Shelly: *spins around 5 times and mysteriously gets a chef outfit*
Silver: What jobs is the network giving you???
Shelly: *takes everyone's orders and everyone helps cook in the kitchen*
*Everyone's food is done and they sit down at the table*
Joey: Hehehe, look at all this food. Let's eat, I'm starved!
Shelly: No, we have to say grace first.
Silver: But is that really necessary? I mean it's 4 in the morning.
Shelly: Yes, now let's put our hands together and say grace.
Silver: Oh all right, I guess it wouldn't hurt. Shelly, why don't you do the honor?
Shelly: Okay!
*everyone put their hands together and bow their heads as Shelly is prepare to say grace*
Shelly: GRACE! *everyone jumps in at the food*
Kouga: *picks up a buffalo wing and takes a bite* HOT!!! HOT!!! This is spicy!
*Kouga jumps around*
Silver: Here. *hands him his glass of water*
Kouga: *takes a sip and sits back down*
Shelly: Kouga is hoppier than a hyper kangaroo demon
Silver: Like you?
Shelly: No like me!
*Everyone eats their food and chats at the same time while the cameraman is still recording all this*
*Shelly starts to cry*
Silver: Aww, what's wrong Shelly?
Shelly: I wish I had some Pixie Sticks to down this with!
Everyone: Aww! *looks at Ryou coldly*
Ryou: What? Here I have two left!
*Ryou pulls out two Pixie Sticks*
*Shelly's face lights up, grabs the Pixie Sticks and stuff it down her shirt*
Silver: No one touch it from now on.
Hiei: Amen.
Miroku: That is very sexy Shelly, may I grab a Pixie Stick from down there?
Everyone: NO!
Miroku: Oh man!
*everyone climbs back up the stairs*
*everyone goes into Shelly's room*
*Shelly approaches her mirror hanging over her vanity desk*
Shelly: *getting closer to the mirror* I'm watching you...
Silver: Who are you talking to?
Shelly: *getting even closer to the mirror* You better watch your back.....
Silver: Ok! Whatever.
Shelly: *goes up to Hiei* So do you think I'm pretty?
Hiei: Why?
Silver: She asks every guy this.
Hiei: Why?
Silver: It's one of those weird things she does best.
Hiei: No, you're not.
Shelly: One for no!
Shelly: *goes up to Kurama* Do you think I'm pretty?
Kurama: I guess so in the weird way.
Shelly: One for yes in the weird way!
Hiei: How many responses like that do you usually get?
Silver: Believe me, a lot.
Hiei: Kurama, I can't believe you think she's pretty.
Kurama: And let the readers think I'm gay by saying no.
Shelly: *goes Kouga* So, do you think I'm pretty?
Kouga: Kagome is pretty.
Shelly: Do you think I'M pretty?
Kouga: You're not as pretty as my woman.
Shelly: If I was your woman would I be pretty?
Kouga: Yes!
Shelly: One for if you were my woman you would be pretty!
Hiei: Not going to even ask how many of those she gets.
Silver: You know Hiei, people are gonna think you're gay for saying no.
Hiei: But I don't think she is!
Shelly: *goes up to Miroku, looks at him, and just walks away*
Miroku: I THINK YOU ARE PRETTY!
Shelly: Don't care, you're wasting my life! I know monks, you make them look bad by being all Mirokunator.
Miroku: M-M-what?
Shelly: *goes up to Joey* Hi Joey, do you think I'm pretty?
Joey: You're kind of pretty, but Mai is always the prettiest. *drools*
Shelly: O_o that wasn't really my question, it was a yes or no question but ok!
Miroku: I think you're pretty.
Tea: Friends are forever
Silver: *sarcastically* Like diamonds?
Tea: Great! I'll add that to my longass friendship speeches note cards. *pulls out a ridiculously thick stack of note cards filled up with mushy gushy friendship speeches*
Silver: *slaps forehead*
Shelly: *go to Ryou* Do you think I'm pretty?
Ryou: I think you're pretty.
Shelly: YAY! I love you!
Ryou: Ok don't go there.
Shelly: I love everyone R-you.
Silver: X_X I'm a bad teacher. Horrible.
Ryou: What did you try to teach her?!
Silver: Anime stuff, you were stuffing Pixie Sticks at the time.
*Shelly's lower lip quivers*
Silver: Uh oh.
*Shelly bursts into tears*
Shelly: WAHHHHH!!!!
Tea: Don't worry Shelly, as long as you believe in friendship then you're set.
Shelly: What the hell does that have to do with anything?! Make some freaking sense!
Silver: Ok, I'll get you some Pixie Sticks before the show tomorrow.
Shelly: *brightens up* Really?!
Silver: I'm afraid to but yes.
Shelly: *goes to Yugi* Do you think I'm pretty Yugi-boy?
Yugi: AHHHHHH!!! She's really Pegasus!!!
Shelly: You mean that monkey from Inuyasha Yu Yu Hakusho?
Hiei: Ugh the memories of that talk show when she introduced every guest.
Shelly: Do you think I'm pretty?
Yugi: *his eyes still twitching a little bit* Uhhhh yes?
Shelly: Alright! One uhhh yes for me!
Hiei: So did you get the answer you wanted?
Shelly: No, but wouldn't it be funny if I was crushing on you?
Hiei: No it wouldn't be funny, it'll be my nightmare.
Shelly: *laughing* good one! You're funny!
Hiei: She thinks I'm funny, this can't be good.
Kurama: Hiei you DOG!
*everyone stares at Kurama SERIOUSLY weirdly*
Kirara: ZzZzZz
Shelly: OH NO!!! Kitty died!!! *picks up Kirara and dresses her in a black dress*
Silver: Oh no.....
Shelly: *spins five times and end up in a black mourning sort of dress*
Hiei: Again with the clothes change!
Kurama: I think it's a nice power for her. I think she goes through a lot of outfits a day.
Shelly: ALRIGHT IS EVERYONE READY TO RUMBLE?!
Everyone else: ???
Shelly: Kirara was a great cat!
Everyone else: *falls over anime style*
Silver: Shelly, Kirara isn't.....
Shelly: Let me finish. Let's sing a song to mourn over Kirara.
Silver: Like?
Shelly: Here's one I know. *ahem* ......
Silver: ?
Shelly: Well I don't know any. I'm no good at this being sad stuff.
Miroku: I'll comfort you.
Silver: One, Miroku, she's not sad. Two, Kirara's not.......
Shelly: I know Kirara isn't a dog but I'm just saying.
Silver: No she's not ....
Shelly: I know she's not a snapping turtle either.
Hiei: You fool, Kirara is not dead.
Shelly: Really?
Silver: Yes.
Shelly: IT'S A MIRACLE!!! Somehow she rose from the dead! How awesome!
Kurama: She's cute when she's stupid.
Hiei: No one thinks you're gay Kurama.
Kurama: Just making sure.
Silver: To be honest, a lot of people think you're gay. There were pictures made by some weirdos that had you and Hiei on the lip lock.
Kurama: X_X
Hiei: Me...and HIM?!
Silver: Yep yep.
Miroku: Now that's weird
Hiei: At least I'm not a perv
Miroku: At least I'm not a fruit.
Shelly: I like fruits, especially strawberries.
Tea: Friendship is priceless.
Yugi: YAMI! Quit trying to get out of me.....
Silver: EVERYONE BLUBBERING FAT!!!
Hiei: Excuse me?
*everyone stares at Silver*
Silver: Uh sorry, a weird phrase my cousin and I made up.
Ryou: Who's your cousin?
Kouga: Shelly, you would know if you weren't stuffing all those Pixie Sticks.
*Shelly's bottom lip quiver*
Silver: Uh oh....
Ryou: I didn't know!
Shelly: WAHHHHHH!!!! R-you ate all my sugar!
Kurama: I think he did a great favor for you by eating all your sugar supply.
Shelly: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT??? I AM SHELLY, ULTIMATE PERK!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Kurama: Drama queen.
Shelly: *back to normal* more like princess
Kouga: I'm sleepy is anyone else is?
Shelly: Yea a little tired, okay this is the end of the slumber party portion of The Silver Phoenix Show anyways, everyone, go to bed!
*everyone falls over "anime style" and falls asleep*
*Miroku tries to find a good spot to sleep between Silver and Shelly*
*Hiei is as far away from Shelly as possible, he's afraid he might catch her weird.*
*Kurama, claims to be not gay.*
Does Shelly have a real crush on Hiei?
Will Miroku ever bribe Shelly into having his child with Pixie Sticks?
Will Kurama ever prove he's not gay?
Won't Kouga ever let Shelly or someone else be his woman?
When will Shelly stop calling Ryou, R-you?
Tune in next time for the second episode of "The Silver Phoenix Show"!!!
A/N: Why am I doing the author's note? I'm not the author for this fanfic, oh well! Does anyone think Kurama is gay? I think he's gay, Shelly doesn't think so though, she doesn't know him well enough. Why am I listening to Shelly when I'm writing the author's note that's supposed to be about what I think?
Shelly: MOOOOOO
Silver: Lah, now blubbering fat!
In case you're wondering why the heck we say blubbering fat instead of shut up, that's because we made up a list of usual phrases and words and made up weird words. If you ever noticed, Shelly once said Oh my Hen. That means oh my goodness, etc. etc. There's a lot more where that came from.
Well, I think you better run Shelly cause Hiei said he would try and kill you at the end of this author's note.
Shelly: Hiei? Why are you looking at me like that? HIEI??? Oh no, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *in the background* A LITTLE HELP HERE PEOPLE!!!
Silver: IM COMING SHELLY!!! *sees Sesshoumaru walks by* Maybe tomorrow, have fun with Hiei!
Shelly: I would if he isn't trying to kill me!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kurama: I'm not gay... Silver: *Not in her seat anymore. She just kinda disappeared*
Shelly: Check.
*~*Silver*~* (who's not there at the moment so) *~*SHELLY*~*