Silver: Welcome back to The Silver Phoenix Show! Where we interview
different anime characters for their backgrounds of their life, and when
you think it gets boring there, you meet my co-host SHELLY!!!
Shelly: *Does a round-off and a backhand spring. Then runs to the center of the stage but tripped just walking there* Whoops I'M OKAY! *raises an arm*
Silver: How come you're so graceful when you're doing gymnastics stuff but so clumsy...well otherwise?
Shelly: AHHHHHHHHH!!!! UGLY STUPID KUWABAKA!!!! *picks up the coffee mug from Silver's desk, drinks the coffee, and throws the mug at Kuwabara from the audience stage*
Silver: Hey! That was MY coffee!!!
Kuwabara: HEY HEY! That was my FACE you were throwing that mug at.
Shelly: Oh sorry! *picks up her combat boots off her foot*
Kuwabara: No, not again!
*Shelly chases Kuwabara around set with a combat boot in her hand*
Silver: *sighs* Let's meet our first guest.
Shelly: *walks back right by Silver* Yes, he's the....
Silver: *interrupting Shelly* What happened to Kuwabara?
Shelly: He's hanging from a rope from the ceiling. Over a big pot of boiling water. The network natives are getting hungry.
*Silver looks back there and see island natives looking people holding spears and chanting over the hanging from the ceiling Kuwabara*
Silver: Not going to ask about the natives.....
Shelly: Ok, he's the box dude from Boys Meet World!
Silver: What the hell is Boys Meet World? Anywho, it's YU YU HAKUSHO Shelly!
Shelly: Ok NOW I got it! He was Sailor Box in Sailor Moon!
*everyone applauses, Kurama comes out looking pretty mad*
Shelly: Hey Sailor Box, where's your Sailor Scout outfit?
Kurama: I do not wear skirts firstly
Silver: You sure about that?
Kurama: Yes, and for the last time, I do not turn into a box!!!
Shelly: Wow you turn into a many many rocks?!
Kurama: I see why Hiei wanted to kill her in the last four chapters.
Silver: She has that effect on some people.
Kurama: especially Hiei, he was twitching in his sleep and talking about Shelly.
Shelly: WOW! He was talking about me in his sleep?!
Silver: Uh, how do you know what he does in his sleep?
Kurama: -_- nothing like THAT.
Shelly: *Breaks out into a dance* HIT IT DJ KORNY!!! *music plays to Tom Jone's It's not unusual* *dances like crazy*
Silver: God not again!
Kurama: This booty shaking kangaroo girl has got me wondering why Hiei could hate anyone so innocent.
Silver: Because she called you Sailor Box.
Kurama: Right, I remember now.
*in the background*
Kuwabara: HELP ME DOWN!!!
Natives: Wha ho whee hoo wha ho whee hoo!
Kuwabara: This thing is going to break! *referring to the rope he's hanging from*
Tea: *stands from the audience* As long as you got friendship, nothing else matters! *Sits back down*
DJ Korny: Alright everyone! This is Music Party Television, we're here with this fine excellent song, The Village People "YMCA"
Silver: Wait, this isn't the Music Party Television!
*no one listens to Silver*
Everyone in the audience: *dances to YMCA*
Village People: Let's stay at the Y-M-C-A!!!
*everyone does the infamous YMCA move*
Silver: Wait, this is an anime show!
*Guy from Know Your Stars*
Guy: This channel is really the Music Party Television.
Silver: Wait, who's that voice? And this is NOT the Music Party Television!
Guy: Silver is really a pigeon demon.
Silver: NO I AM NOT! I am a PHOENIX demon as in my SHOW the Silver PHOENIX show!
Guy: Kurama is really gay.
Kurama: Ok, no I'm not.
Guy: Shelly is really smart
Everyone in the whole wide world: NO SHE'S NOT!
Guy: Now you know your stars, do you want some bread crumbs Silver? I mean Pigeon Demon?
Silver: Why you little! I am NOT a pigeon demon! And where did the DJ come from? Why is there music still playing? NO MORE DJ KORNY! This is an ANIME show!
*everyone is still quiet, except for Kuwabara in the back with the chanting natives*
Silver: Oh forget it. *start dancing*
*song changes to some mushy gushy love music that's no one's ever heard of*
Kurama: What the hell is this?
Silver: Mushy gushy music that no one's ever heard of before.
Kurama: Oh everyone's pairing up.
Shelly: Yea I know.....
Silver: Ok Sesshoumaru
*Sesshoumaru and Silver begin to dance*
Shelly: Kurama? Do you want to dance?
Kurama: *thinking* I would never think of dancing with her, but if I say yes that would make me sound like well, I think she's cool or something. If I say no, we all know where that's going to lead.
Kurama: Well, ok. One dance.
*in the audience many random guys that came out of nowhere looks disappointed and says aw man!*
*Kurama and Shelly dances, Kurama looks confused*
Kurama: Wow you almost seem normal when you dance
Shelly: Only during slow dance songs
Kurama: What's the biggest word you know?
Shelly: Supercalifragiliscticexpelladocious!
Kurama: God do you have to drag Mary Poppins in this?
Shelly: To be precise, I do have an extended vocabulary for the standards of my teenage level, but despite the knowledge I collected over my years, my occupation demands stupidity and my moronic aspects of myself just to be popular. It sometimes strips of my dignity. It's sometimes demeaning and intimidating to my self-confidence at times also.
Kurama: O_o
Shelly: What?
Kurama: Now I don't know if I liked you better stupid or smart.
Shelly: Well you did understand what I just said there right?
Kurama: of course, but I didn't know you'd understand those words.
Shelly: I know, doesn't it suck?
Kurama: Well *hearing the dance music* that's my cue, I only promised you one dance.
Shelly: Ok bye....*feeling kind of lonely as Kurama leaves*
Silver: Need a date?
Shelly: Yea, kind of.
Silver: No problem, this is show biz baby! Ok tonight you get to hang out with 6 guys.
Shelly: That's better than one.
Silver: *laughing* you lucky bastress.
Shelly: *laughing* You know it!
Silver: Ok instead of the slumber party, we'll have your dates okay?
Shelly: Ok, drag my six guys over here.
Silver: *shouting to the whole audience and other people* TONIGHT'S SPECIAL PREMIERES SHELLY DATE WITH SIX GUYS! 20 BUCKS TO EACH GUY ON HIS DATE, MAKE IT TV WORTHY!
*Miroku approaches first, Shelly groans*
Shelly: NO WAY you have GOT to be killing me.
Silver: Kidding me.
Shelly: KILLING me!
Hiei: I'll do the honors.
Silver: Hiei! Kurama! 20 bucks! C'mon...
Kurama: *thinking* my chance not to look gay!
Kurama: I accept!
Hiei: What?!
Silver: So that's Miroku, Kurama, and Hiei so far.
Hiei: Wait, I never said I would.....
Silver: Who else?
Hiei: I never said I would....
Kurama: Do you want to be the gay one of the gang?
Hiei: -_- no...
Shelly: *smiles at Hiei*
Hiei: *crosses his arms and looks away*
Duke: I'll do it!
Joey: Ah, she's no Mai, but I'll do it too! I can use a 20!
Marik: Will this involve a free non-carrot soup dinner Silver?
Silver: -_- yes.
Marik: Then okay I guess, I like 20 bucks in my pocket.
Shelly: No dueling during dinner though.
Marik: Oh darn it.
Miroku: So babe, where shall we go tonight? Can I go last? When you're tired and completely wasted?
Shelly: *eye twitching* you can go first, since you offered first.
Miroku: Oh man....
Silver: Looks like we got ourselves quite a second portion of today's show!
Shelly: Ok that'll be all, stay tune for the next part of The Silver Phoenix Show where I get to go on a date with six not thirteen but SIX guys!
Silver: Shelly......nevermind.
Will Miroku be able to get Shelly to bear his child?
Will Kurama not look gay on his date?
Will Hiei EVER get along with Shelly through the WHOLE date?
Will Marik eat a non-carrot soup dinner?
Will Shelly ever be smart?
Will Silver ever prove that she's not a pigeon?
STAY TUNE FOR THE NEXT PORTION OF "THE SILVER PHOENIX SHOW!"
A/N: Sorry this chapter isn't as funny as the rest, we're kinda low on ideas right now. You HAVE to read the next chapter, Shelly's gonna have 6 dates! Well, we'll put two on one chapter, and another four in another chapter. We haven't decided what to do yet but you can bet it's not going to be pretty with Hiei and Miroku. *shivers* AND I'm not a pigeon! Okey, bye now!
*~*Silver*~*
Shelly: *Does a round-off and a backhand spring. Then runs to the center of the stage but tripped just walking there* Whoops I'M OKAY! *raises an arm*
Silver: How come you're so graceful when you're doing gymnastics stuff but so clumsy...well otherwise?
Shelly: AHHHHHHHHH!!!! UGLY STUPID KUWABAKA!!!! *picks up the coffee mug from Silver's desk, drinks the coffee, and throws the mug at Kuwabara from the audience stage*
Silver: Hey! That was MY coffee!!!
Kuwabara: HEY HEY! That was my FACE you were throwing that mug at.
Shelly: Oh sorry! *picks up her combat boots off her foot*
Kuwabara: No, not again!
*Shelly chases Kuwabara around set with a combat boot in her hand*
Silver: *sighs* Let's meet our first guest.
Shelly: *walks back right by Silver* Yes, he's the....
Silver: *interrupting Shelly* What happened to Kuwabara?
Shelly: He's hanging from a rope from the ceiling. Over a big pot of boiling water. The network natives are getting hungry.
*Silver looks back there and see island natives looking people holding spears and chanting over the hanging from the ceiling Kuwabara*
Silver: Not going to ask about the natives.....
Shelly: Ok, he's the box dude from Boys Meet World!
Silver: What the hell is Boys Meet World? Anywho, it's YU YU HAKUSHO Shelly!
Shelly: Ok NOW I got it! He was Sailor Box in Sailor Moon!
*everyone applauses, Kurama comes out looking pretty mad*
Shelly: Hey Sailor Box, where's your Sailor Scout outfit?
Kurama: I do not wear skirts firstly
Silver: You sure about that?
Kurama: Yes, and for the last time, I do not turn into a box!!!
Shelly: Wow you turn into a many many rocks?!
Kurama: I see why Hiei wanted to kill her in the last four chapters.
Silver: She has that effect on some people.
Kurama: especially Hiei, he was twitching in his sleep and talking about Shelly.
Shelly: WOW! He was talking about me in his sleep?!
Silver: Uh, how do you know what he does in his sleep?
Kurama: -_- nothing like THAT.
Shelly: *Breaks out into a dance* HIT IT DJ KORNY!!! *music plays to Tom Jone's It's not unusual* *dances like crazy*
Silver: God not again!
Kurama: This booty shaking kangaroo girl has got me wondering why Hiei could hate anyone so innocent.
Silver: Because she called you Sailor Box.
Kurama: Right, I remember now.
*in the background*
Kuwabara: HELP ME DOWN!!!
Natives: Wha ho whee hoo wha ho whee hoo!
Kuwabara: This thing is going to break! *referring to the rope he's hanging from*
Tea: *stands from the audience* As long as you got friendship, nothing else matters! *Sits back down*
DJ Korny: Alright everyone! This is Music Party Television, we're here with this fine excellent song, The Village People "YMCA"
Silver: Wait, this isn't the Music Party Television!
*no one listens to Silver*
Everyone in the audience: *dances to YMCA*
Village People: Let's stay at the Y-M-C-A!!!
*everyone does the infamous YMCA move*
Silver: Wait, this is an anime show!
*Guy from Know Your Stars*
Guy: This channel is really the Music Party Television.
Silver: Wait, who's that voice? And this is NOT the Music Party Television!
Guy: Silver is really a pigeon demon.
Silver: NO I AM NOT! I am a PHOENIX demon as in my SHOW the Silver PHOENIX show!
Guy: Kurama is really gay.
Kurama: Ok, no I'm not.
Guy: Shelly is really smart
Everyone in the whole wide world: NO SHE'S NOT!
Guy: Now you know your stars, do you want some bread crumbs Silver? I mean Pigeon Demon?
Silver: Why you little! I am NOT a pigeon demon! And where did the DJ come from? Why is there music still playing? NO MORE DJ KORNY! This is an ANIME show!
*everyone is still quiet, except for Kuwabara in the back with the chanting natives*
Silver: Oh forget it. *start dancing*
*song changes to some mushy gushy love music that's no one's ever heard of*
Kurama: What the hell is this?
Silver: Mushy gushy music that no one's ever heard of before.
Kurama: Oh everyone's pairing up.
Shelly: Yea I know.....
Silver: Ok Sesshoumaru
*Sesshoumaru and Silver begin to dance*
Shelly: Kurama? Do you want to dance?
Kurama: *thinking* I would never think of dancing with her, but if I say yes that would make me sound like well, I think she's cool or something. If I say no, we all know where that's going to lead.
Kurama: Well, ok. One dance.
*in the audience many random guys that came out of nowhere looks disappointed and says aw man!*
*Kurama and Shelly dances, Kurama looks confused*
Kurama: Wow you almost seem normal when you dance
Shelly: Only during slow dance songs
Kurama: What's the biggest word you know?
Shelly: Supercalifragiliscticexpelladocious!
Kurama: God do you have to drag Mary Poppins in this?
Shelly: To be precise, I do have an extended vocabulary for the standards of my teenage level, but despite the knowledge I collected over my years, my occupation demands stupidity and my moronic aspects of myself just to be popular. It sometimes strips of my dignity. It's sometimes demeaning and intimidating to my self-confidence at times also.
Kurama: O_o
Shelly: What?
Kurama: Now I don't know if I liked you better stupid or smart.
Shelly: Well you did understand what I just said there right?
Kurama: of course, but I didn't know you'd understand those words.
Shelly: I know, doesn't it suck?
Kurama: Well *hearing the dance music* that's my cue, I only promised you one dance.
Shelly: Ok bye....*feeling kind of lonely as Kurama leaves*
Silver: Need a date?
Shelly: Yea, kind of.
Silver: No problem, this is show biz baby! Ok tonight you get to hang out with 6 guys.
Shelly: That's better than one.
Silver: *laughing* you lucky bastress.
Shelly: *laughing* You know it!
Silver: Ok instead of the slumber party, we'll have your dates okay?
Shelly: Ok, drag my six guys over here.
Silver: *shouting to the whole audience and other people* TONIGHT'S SPECIAL PREMIERES SHELLY DATE WITH SIX GUYS! 20 BUCKS TO EACH GUY ON HIS DATE, MAKE IT TV WORTHY!
*Miroku approaches first, Shelly groans*
Shelly: NO WAY you have GOT to be killing me.
Silver: Kidding me.
Shelly: KILLING me!
Hiei: I'll do the honors.
Silver: Hiei! Kurama! 20 bucks! C'mon...
Kurama: *thinking* my chance not to look gay!
Kurama: I accept!
Hiei: What?!
Silver: So that's Miroku, Kurama, and Hiei so far.
Hiei: Wait, I never said I would.....
Silver: Who else?
Hiei: I never said I would....
Kurama: Do you want to be the gay one of the gang?
Hiei: -_- no...
Shelly: *smiles at Hiei*
Hiei: *crosses his arms and looks away*
Duke: I'll do it!
Joey: Ah, she's no Mai, but I'll do it too! I can use a 20!
Marik: Will this involve a free non-carrot soup dinner Silver?
Silver: -_- yes.
Marik: Then okay I guess, I like 20 bucks in my pocket.
Shelly: No dueling during dinner though.
Marik: Oh darn it.
Miroku: So babe, where shall we go tonight? Can I go last? When you're tired and completely wasted?
Shelly: *eye twitching* you can go first, since you offered first.
Miroku: Oh man....
Silver: Looks like we got ourselves quite a second portion of today's show!
Shelly: Ok that'll be all, stay tune for the next part of The Silver Phoenix Show where I get to go on a date with six not thirteen but SIX guys!
Silver: Shelly......nevermind.
Will Miroku be able to get Shelly to bear his child?
Will Kurama not look gay on his date?
Will Hiei EVER get along with Shelly through the WHOLE date?
Will Marik eat a non-carrot soup dinner?
Will Shelly ever be smart?
Will Silver ever prove that she's not a pigeon?
STAY TUNE FOR THE NEXT PORTION OF "THE SILVER PHOENIX SHOW!"
A/N: Sorry this chapter isn't as funny as the rest, we're kinda low on ideas right now. You HAVE to read the next chapter, Shelly's gonna have 6 dates! Well, we'll put two on one chapter, and another four in another chapter. We haven't decided what to do yet but you can bet it's not going to be pretty with Hiei and Miroku. *shivers* AND I'm not a pigeon! Okey, bye now!
*~*Silver*~*