Silver: I'm standing outside Shelly's house, I wonder what she's going to
wear tonight....Shelly loves to get all dressed up for dates. The cameraman
is going to follow Shelly all night while she goes on six dates with six
different guys for an hour and a half each! Her first date is Miroku; I
hope she wears nothing too sexy. I'm going to go help her get ready, you
know, it's a girl thing.
*Silver goes inside the house*
*Cameraman follows Silver*
*Silver opens her door and walks up the stairs after locking Shelly's door*
*Silver knocks on the door*
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
Shelly: Who is it?
Silver: It's me Shell.
Shelly: Ok! Come on in!
Silver: *walks inside*
Shelly: Ok, don't let the cameraman in, I'm not dressed yet.
Silver: *bonks the cameraman on the head when he tries to sneak in and shuts the door*
*Cameraman sticks a microphone under the door*
Shelly: Ok Silver! What do you think of this dress?
Silver: I think Miroku would be VERY VERY happy.
Shelly: Yea you're right, no miniskirts tonight.
Silver: How about this one?
Shelly: Makes my butt look fat.
Silver: This one?
Shelly: Yea I like it! Ok!
Silver: Not too much makeup now. Don't want to look like a clown.
Shelly: Right, especially human ones *laughter*
Silver: Here, I think you should go for the more neutral color makeup
*Cameraman getting bored*
Shelly: Ok all done!
Silver: When did Miroku say he'd come?
Shelly: I told him 7 because I knew he'd come an hour earlier to see me get ready.
Silver: Yea I know, well, it's six now.
*Cameraman sees Miroku over him.*
Miroku: *whispered* Is she starting to get dressed?
Cameraman: Wha?
Miroku: Is she in there naked or something?
Cameraman: Yea, like half an hour ago, I heard them say they knew you'd come to see her like that.
Miroku: Darn it, that kangaroo girl is smarter than she seems.
*Silver opens door*
Silver: Well, well, well, look who wanted a peek of Shelly undressed, none other than Miroku.
Miroku: I wanted to see if she was ready or not, is it 7 already? Oh it's six, well my watch MUST be wrong!
Silver: Don't try to hide your perverted self. You don't wear a watch.
Shelly: Oh you're here. Already. An hour early.
Miroku: Wow you look good tonight.
Shelly: Uh thanks. You can come back in an hour.
Miroku: Ok, I guess.
Silver: Pervert *Miroku looks embarrassed and just left*
*Shelly and Silver talked to the camera for an hour about how they thought the dates would go*
Shelly: I think Hiei is sweet deep down.
Silver: He wants to kill you. Period.
Shelly: I don't think he would.
Silver: He better not kill you on TV.
Shelly: I think he's nice.
Silver: You think everyone is nice!
Shelly: Check.
Silver: Oh god, try to act normal tonight, unless you're drunk or something.
Shelly: Check.
Silver: Do you want me to come along with you?
Shelly: Well two things, I would but it was be awkward, and if you didn't, who knows what Miroku and Hiei will try to pull on me?
Silver: I know I know!
Shelly: I got a plan!
Silver: What? *looking at Shelly suspiciously*
Shelly: With Miroku, I'll act so stupid he will stop trying to hit on me and just try and kind of babysit me tonight.
Silver: With Hiei?
Shelly: I'll try to be as normal and sweet as possible.
Silver: So he'll like you?
Shelly: No, so he won't kill me tonight. There's a lot of opportunities to kill me.
Silver: Good point.
Shelly: I used opportunity in that sentence correctly right?
Silver: -_-;;;
Shelly: What? Just checking.
Silver: MOOOOOOOOO
Shelly: Did I make you crack or what?
Silver: Lah.
Shelly: I think you need a vacation soon.
*DING DONG*
Silver: Ok, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do NOT drink anything with alcohol in it tonight with Miroku okay?
Shelly: Duh, what do you think I am? STUPID?
Silver: Well actually......
Shelly: *says unenthusiastically* Hi Miroku
Miroku: Well, well, let's go now! *grabs Shelly's wrist and runs out the door*
Silver: SHELLY!!!
Shelly: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Miroku: C'mon, by tonight you will WANT to bear my child.
Shelly: NEVER!!!!!
Miroku: Be assured I'd never FORCE myself on you.
Shelly: Check.
Miroku: What?
Shelly: Affirmative.
Miroku: Are you okay?
Shelly: *thinking* Okay girl, just act SO stupid he'll just want to get through the night without asking me to bear his child.
Miroku: The network gave us a limo to ride in tonight.
Shelly: *putting on her goofiest look* ALRIGHT! A lima!
Miroku: a LIMO
Shelly: Right Babective!
Miroku: That didn't come close to Limo.
Shelly: Ladies go first *opens car door*
Miroku: I am NOT a lady!
Shelly: Screaming is NOT ladylike!
Miroku: I am NOT a lady!
Shelly: *sings* Big girls don't cry! WHOOHOOOHOOHOOHHOOOHOOO!!!
Miroku: *pushes Shelly in the car*
Shelly: Alright! We're going a road trip! ROAD TRIP! ROAD TRIP!
Miroku: To the nearest bar, Alphonzo.
Shelly: *thinking* Oh no, he's already trying to get me drunk! Think fast!
Miroku: So Shelly, what do you like to do in your spare time?
Shelly: *thinking* get drunk and bear your child?
Miroku: *worried at Shelly's silence* Shelly?
Shelly: *pulls down the car window, sticks her head out, and let her tongue flap, like a dog on a road trip*
Miroku: Shelly! What are you doing?!
Shelly: *thinking* letting me stay a virgin. *says* Well, I LOVE road trips! It's fun sticking your head out the window.
Miroku: *thinking* Oh, she thinks she can scare me into not bearing my child with me huh? *says* I'll join you. *sticks his head out of the window and let's tongue flap around*
Shelly: *thinking* Oh he's not serious is he? Got to keep scaring him though.....
Alphonzo: Whatever those kids are doing, I don't care as long as I get paid.
Shelly: *sticks her head back in and pulls out her mirror*
Miroku: *sticks his head back in and screams at Shelly*
Shelly: *thinking* AHH! The wind must of messed up my hair! Oh well Miroku screamed that's a good sign
Miroku: Uhhh...urrr...
Shelly: Don't you like it?
Miroku: Of course, I don't care if you were bald!
Shelly: That can be arranged *pulls out a razor from her purse*
Miroku: No, No, No.
Shelly: *thinking* not even I can stand my hair being imperfect, it's my favorite feature.
*Shelly fixes hair back to normal*
Miroku: It's even prettier than before.
*Shelly's hair tip went from purple to red*
Miroku: Wow and your hair changes color?
*Shelly's hair tip turned blue*
Shelly: *thinking* now I know how Sango and Kagome feels around him ALL THE TIME!
*far far away where Sango and Kagome are in a hot spring relaxing*
Sango: I like this Silver Phoenix Show, I mean it's given us time to feel safe and relaxed.
Kagome: Yea, I hope Inuyasha doesn't feel lonely though.
*Inuyasha is talking to Myouga with a bored expression*
*Back to Shelly*
Shelly: Miroku? How come you just don't get one wife and have lots of children with her?
Miroku: I haven't found the right woman yet, and I fear my death is coming soon before I find the right woman.
Shelly: *screams in pain*
Miroku: What's wrong?!
Shelly: *laughs maniacally*
Miroku: Uhhhh.......
Shelly: Do you put on deodorant?
Miroku: What is this deodorant you're talking about?
Shelly: *gasp* EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW you anti-deodorant boy!
Miroku: Is this something I should know about?
Shelly: *holding her breath*
Miroku: Ok why aren't you breathing now?
Shelly: Because you're stinky non-deodorant boy!
Miroku: Ok we're here *thinking* what a nutcase!
*Shelly looks at the Mexican restaurant with a bar inside*
Shelly: Oh Mexican food! I'M STARVING!!!
Miroku: *talking to the hostess* a table for two.
Hostess: Right this way sir.
Miroku: Say, you're looking pretty tonight.
Shelly: Thank you *sees that Miroku wasn't talking to her* *gasp*
Miroku: Would you care for a drink?
Hostess: What about your girlfriend?
Miroku: Who? *sees an angry Shelly* Oh, uh oh....
Shelly: Hmph
Miroku: Does this mean you won't bear my child now?
Shelly: *growls*
Miroku: Oh darn it!
Hostess: Here you two go a nice table by the window.
Miroku: Isn't the moonlight pretty?
Shelly: *staring at the complimentary nachos on the table*
Miroku: Shelly?
Shelly: You're sexy.
Miroku: *shocked because he never heard a woman say this to him before* Well thank you I like to keep in shape by you know traveling.
Shelly: No you're sexier.
Miroku: Please tell me you are NOT talking to the nachos!
Hostess: May I take your order?
Shelly: Fajitas and some water please.
Miroku: Ur, quesadillas look good and also some beer.
Hostess: Right away. *left the scene*
Shelly: *shouting after the hostess* THANK YOU!
Miroku: Why won't you talk to me?
Shelly: Sorry, I thought you were making child bearing dates with every other woman in this restaurant.
Miroku: *looks embarrassed*
Shelly: Sorry, but it seemed like it.
*hostess puts down food and drinks*
Shelly: OOOOH!
Miroku: It's just that...uh what are you doing?
Shelly: *holds up tortilla in front of face*
Miroku: Ok this is......
Shelly: LOOK! I'm tortilla face! La di da de da de da de!
Miroku: -_-;;;
Shelly: *looks at her watch* Oh look, we have enough time to eat and do something else
Miroku: *face lights up*
Shelly: NO.
Miroku: How about a drink then?
Shelly: Ok maybe one.
Miroku: *looking more relieved*
Shelly: Why is your face all goofy happy looking? You didn't like fart or anything did you?
Miroku: Of course not! *looks around suspiciously*
Shelly: *didn't notice Miroku, too busy stuffing fajitas in her mouth*
Miroku: Wow, you have quite the appetite!
*Miroku eats and talks to Shelly in between about their normal days*
*Miroku and Shelly finish eating dinner and goes off to the bar by the dinner area*
Miroku: Beer for me.
Shelly: Gatorade for me.
Bar Tender and Miroku: -_-;;;
Miroku: Ok, Shelly, we are in a bar, get some real drinks.
Shelly: Um, Diet Pepsi?
Miroku: *falls over anime style* *from the floor weakly* How about some martini for the confused woman?
Bar Tender: I need to get paid more.
*Bar tender quickly makes the drinks and hands it over to the talking "couple"*
*Miroku pays for the drinks*
*They sit at a table across each other*
Miroku: Well this date is a lot better than I expected.
Shelly: Yea, I guess in some...
*Miroku rubs his foot up her leg*
*SLAP!!!*
Shelly: GOD YOU PERV!
Miroku: She touched me! *looking lightheaded*
Shelly: THIS DATE IS OVER!
Silver: *appearing from no where* Ok, an hour and thirty minutes are up *sees Miroku's face red* Wow Miroku, what did you do THIS time?
Shelly: May I just go to my next date?
Silver: Of course, you can take the limo to your next date. Miroku....you can just walk home.
Shelly: Thank you! *hops out of the restaurant as fast as she could*
Silver: *disappears into no where*
Miroku: Next stop, the hot spring where Kagome and Sango is!
*In the limo*
Alphonzo: So how was the date?
Shelly: Quick overview, I tried to be so retarded he wouldn't ask me to bear his child and then he hits on me again, it was AWFUL! Who's my next date?
Alphonzo: Mr. Joseph Wheeler.
*far far away Joey screams in pain as he senses someone had used his full first name*
Shelly: Oh Joey's nice, even if he is obsessing over Mai.
*Limo pulls up in a movie theater*
Joey: *opens car door for Shelly* wow you look hott tonight!
Shelly: Thanks I needed that.
Joey: Why? Oh man, I heard Miroku was your first date!
Shelly: He caused me pain.
Joey: Well allow me to show you tonight the traditional movie and a pizza date.
Shelly: Fine for me.
Joey: Did you eat a lot at the restaurant?
Shelly: Nope, but let's go before we get in too deep about Miroku.
Joey: Why does he ask every girl to bear his child?
Shelly: Long story let's go!
Joey: Alright already!
Shelly: What movie are we seeing?
Joey: The mushy gushy love story.
Shelly: I HATE mushy gushy love stories!
Joey: Wow! Really? I thought chicks love that stuff!
Shelly: I'm not a chick! I'm a kangaroo!
Joey: Ha, I get it. Let's go see Blood-Sucking Vampires from the 17th dimension!
Shelly: Alright!
Joey: *thinking* wow she's cool for a crazy girl.
Shelly: *chanting* Suck blood! Suck blood! Suck blood! Suck Blood!
Joey: Heh heh, Okay, here we are.
Shelly: Okay!
Joey: Eh, two tickets for Blood-Sucking Vampires from the 17th dimension please?
Ticket dude: Um, that movie is rated-R, and neither one of you are old enough for that movie.
Shelly: Hey ticket dude! Can I call you ticket dude? Ok ticket dude, here's the deal. See the ears and tail? That ain't a costume, I'm a kangaroo demon, and I'm 17 in demon years, but do you know how OLD I am in HUMAN years, YOU FILTHY HUMAN?
Ticket dude: Errr
Shelly: I AM 90 FREAKIN YEARS OLD!!!
Ticket dude: Oh, well you're welcome to come to ANY movie in that case, Ms. 90 year old kangaroo.
Shelly: I'm taking Joey with me.
Ticket dude: *gives them their ticket* here you go, enjoy the show GRANDMA
Shelly: *Sweetly* can I see you back there?
Ticket dude: *loosening his tie* Yea?
*Shelly and ticket dude walks back there*
Ticket dude: So, you wanted to see me about something?
Shelly: *sweetly* Yea, I mean I just wanted to say I think you're cute
Ticket dude: really now?
Shelly: No. But I know this! *balance on tail and kicks him with her high heels*
Joey: Ooh! Dat's gotta hurt!
Shelly: C'mon Joey, let's go.
Joey: I should take you with me everywhere since you're old enough!
Shelly: Yea, I guess so now for the BLOOD SUCKING!
Joey: Yea!
Shelly: BUWAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHahHHAHAHAH
Joey: Urrrr
Shelly: *sweetly* Come on!
*Joey and Shelly line up for food*
Shelly: Oh! My turn! Ok I'll just have a Coke ICEE.
Joey: Dat's it? I'll take two large popcorn, three nachos, gummy bears, Whoppers, two hot dogs, and a large Coke.
Shelly: Wow.
Joey: Just in case you want some.
Shelly: Yea I'm sure that's it.
Joey: *somehow manages to hold all the food and put one hand behind his head like he's embarrassed* ehehe.
*walks into the theater*
*Joey and Shelly sit down in the near back*
*Movie plays*
*Shelly at times looks at Joey and sees him scarf down the food*
*Movie is over*
Joey: Wow! Dat was a great movie!
Shelly: yea it was better than the 16th, 15th AND 14th dimension.
Joey: Ready for some pizza now?
Shelly: Yea, of course I love pizza!
Joey: May I escort me lady to the pizzeria? *offers an arm*
Shelly: why are you talking all funny? *takes arm*
*Joey and Shelly orders pizza*
Joey: Are you sure you only want ONE TINY slice?
Shelly: Compared to the rest of the seven slices you're going to eat? I'd say DUH!!!
Joey: Ha! Watch me scarf dese babies down!
*Shelly watches in half disgust and half amusement as Joey "downs" all the pizzas*
Shelly: Joey?
Joey: Yea?
Shelly: You realized you ate seven slices of pizza before I got to take the bite out of my one slice right?
Joey: ha ha! Now you know the REAL me. *Joey and Shelly talks about normal junk as Shelly eats her only slice*
Silver: *appears out of nowhere* Okay kiddos, date's over.
Shelly: YES SIR!
Silver: I'm not a sir!
Joey: Ok kiddo get out of here! I'll cya around!
Shelly: Ok cya, now for a good night of sleep! STAY TUNE FOR THE SPECIAL TOMMOROW WHEN I CONTINUE TO DATE THE REST OF MY FOUR MEN FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF EACH, I HOPE HIEI DOESN'T KILL ME!!!
Some random pizza eating dude: Hey will you stop announcing so loudly?
Shelly: Hey some random pizza eating dude, can I call you some random pizza eating dude? Ok some random pizza eating dude, here's the deal, smile for the camera and say I'm an idiot for yelling at a kangaroo demon.
Some random pizza eating dude: Why?
Shelly: *balances on tail and kicks some random pizza eating dude out of his chair* THAT'S WHY!
Silver: That's Shelly for you!
*Looney tunes ending song starts**Big red circle appears on camera screen and Shelly's head pops out of the middle of it* That's all folks! *Looney tune ending songs....well ends*
A/N: Okay, this is Shelly here, I'm the REAL authoress! I don't know why Silver keeps doing the author notes when I'm the real authoress! Well any who, I thought a little date for Shelly would be fun. Why one date when you can have 6? I mean that's six times the fun! I wonder how Hiei is going to turn out with Shelly, I mean I had some thoughts of people who secretly likes people being mean to one another but Silver said no way, it's pure hate towards Shelly. That makes me sad a little he, even though Hiei's not a real person.
Well thanks for the reviews so far you guys rocks! Light up my life really....I don't plan much of the stories if you're wondering how I came up with it, it just comes out of my fingertips. I just love making people laugh, or make them confused either or ha ha. I can act pretty weird sometimes or even stupid, but I am still an A and B student in one of the best schools in the state and my state's pretty big. At least smart ACADEMICALLY....seen me at home? Not normal. Pretty messed up. Well at school I'm pretty messed up too. AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! It's so confusing!!!!
Uhhh I'm so low on sugar, NOT! Just had some tiramisu with my cuz here, pretty awesome, oh my cuz is actually silver *gasp* OMG! Lol just kidding no biggie, I wouldn't have finished much of this fanfic because I'm not much of a fanatic of anime shows. I just let out the funny.
Now I'll stop this ridiculously long author's note to assure you next chapter will be awesome! There's going to be a whole lotta sugar high moments and lots of chasing around I assure you! SO DON'T MISS OUT! PaYcE! I gotta straighten my hair and then butter my toes! Just kidding about the toes he he I'm out!
*Silver goes inside the house*
*Cameraman follows Silver*
*Silver opens her door and walks up the stairs after locking Shelly's door*
*Silver knocks on the door*
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
Shelly: Who is it?
Silver: It's me Shell.
Shelly: Ok! Come on in!
Silver: *walks inside*
Shelly: Ok, don't let the cameraman in, I'm not dressed yet.
Silver: *bonks the cameraman on the head when he tries to sneak in and shuts the door*
*Cameraman sticks a microphone under the door*
Shelly: Ok Silver! What do you think of this dress?
Silver: I think Miroku would be VERY VERY happy.
Shelly: Yea you're right, no miniskirts tonight.
Silver: How about this one?
Shelly: Makes my butt look fat.
Silver: This one?
Shelly: Yea I like it! Ok!
Silver: Not too much makeup now. Don't want to look like a clown.
Shelly: Right, especially human ones *laughter*
Silver: Here, I think you should go for the more neutral color makeup
*Cameraman getting bored*
Shelly: Ok all done!
Silver: When did Miroku say he'd come?
Shelly: I told him 7 because I knew he'd come an hour earlier to see me get ready.
Silver: Yea I know, well, it's six now.
*Cameraman sees Miroku over him.*
Miroku: *whispered* Is she starting to get dressed?
Cameraman: Wha?
Miroku: Is she in there naked or something?
Cameraman: Yea, like half an hour ago, I heard them say they knew you'd come to see her like that.
Miroku: Darn it, that kangaroo girl is smarter than she seems.
*Silver opens door*
Silver: Well, well, well, look who wanted a peek of Shelly undressed, none other than Miroku.
Miroku: I wanted to see if she was ready or not, is it 7 already? Oh it's six, well my watch MUST be wrong!
Silver: Don't try to hide your perverted self. You don't wear a watch.
Shelly: Oh you're here. Already. An hour early.
Miroku: Wow you look good tonight.
Shelly: Uh thanks. You can come back in an hour.
Miroku: Ok, I guess.
Silver: Pervert *Miroku looks embarrassed and just left*
*Shelly and Silver talked to the camera for an hour about how they thought the dates would go*
Shelly: I think Hiei is sweet deep down.
Silver: He wants to kill you. Period.
Shelly: I don't think he would.
Silver: He better not kill you on TV.
Shelly: I think he's nice.
Silver: You think everyone is nice!
Shelly: Check.
Silver: Oh god, try to act normal tonight, unless you're drunk or something.
Shelly: Check.
Silver: Do you want me to come along with you?
Shelly: Well two things, I would but it was be awkward, and if you didn't, who knows what Miroku and Hiei will try to pull on me?
Silver: I know I know!
Shelly: I got a plan!
Silver: What? *looking at Shelly suspiciously*
Shelly: With Miroku, I'll act so stupid he will stop trying to hit on me and just try and kind of babysit me tonight.
Silver: With Hiei?
Shelly: I'll try to be as normal and sweet as possible.
Silver: So he'll like you?
Shelly: No, so he won't kill me tonight. There's a lot of opportunities to kill me.
Silver: Good point.
Shelly: I used opportunity in that sentence correctly right?
Silver: -_-;;;
Shelly: What? Just checking.
Silver: MOOOOOOOOO
Shelly: Did I make you crack or what?
Silver: Lah.
Shelly: I think you need a vacation soon.
*DING DONG*
Silver: Ok, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do NOT drink anything with alcohol in it tonight with Miroku okay?
Shelly: Duh, what do you think I am? STUPID?
Silver: Well actually......
Shelly: *says unenthusiastically* Hi Miroku
Miroku: Well, well, let's go now! *grabs Shelly's wrist and runs out the door*
Silver: SHELLY!!!
Shelly: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Miroku: C'mon, by tonight you will WANT to bear my child.
Shelly: NEVER!!!!!
Miroku: Be assured I'd never FORCE myself on you.
Shelly: Check.
Miroku: What?
Shelly: Affirmative.
Miroku: Are you okay?
Shelly: *thinking* Okay girl, just act SO stupid he'll just want to get through the night without asking me to bear his child.
Miroku: The network gave us a limo to ride in tonight.
Shelly: *putting on her goofiest look* ALRIGHT! A lima!
Miroku: a LIMO
Shelly: Right Babective!
Miroku: That didn't come close to Limo.
Shelly: Ladies go first *opens car door*
Miroku: I am NOT a lady!
Shelly: Screaming is NOT ladylike!
Miroku: I am NOT a lady!
Shelly: *sings* Big girls don't cry! WHOOHOOOHOOHOOHHOOOHOOO!!!
Miroku: *pushes Shelly in the car*
Shelly: Alright! We're going a road trip! ROAD TRIP! ROAD TRIP!
Miroku: To the nearest bar, Alphonzo.
Shelly: *thinking* Oh no, he's already trying to get me drunk! Think fast!
Miroku: So Shelly, what do you like to do in your spare time?
Shelly: *thinking* get drunk and bear your child?
Miroku: *worried at Shelly's silence* Shelly?
Shelly: *pulls down the car window, sticks her head out, and let her tongue flap, like a dog on a road trip*
Miroku: Shelly! What are you doing?!
Shelly: *thinking* letting me stay a virgin. *says* Well, I LOVE road trips! It's fun sticking your head out the window.
Miroku: *thinking* Oh, she thinks she can scare me into not bearing my child with me huh? *says* I'll join you. *sticks his head out of the window and let's tongue flap around*
Shelly: *thinking* Oh he's not serious is he? Got to keep scaring him though.....
Alphonzo: Whatever those kids are doing, I don't care as long as I get paid.
Shelly: *sticks her head back in and pulls out her mirror*
Miroku: *sticks his head back in and screams at Shelly*
Shelly: *thinking* AHH! The wind must of messed up my hair! Oh well Miroku screamed that's a good sign
Miroku: Uhhh...urrr...
Shelly: Don't you like it?
Miroku: Of course, I don't care if you were bald!
Shelly: That can be arranged *pulls out a razor from her purse*
Miroku: No, No, No.
Shelly: *thinking* not even I can stand my hair being imperfect, it's my favorite feature.
*Shelly fixes hair back to normal*
Miroku: It's even prettier than before.
*Shelly's hair tip went from purple to red*
Miroku: Wow and your hair changes color?
*Shelly's hair tip turned blue*
Shelly: *thinking* now I know how Sango and Kagome feels around him ALL THE TIME!
*far far away where Sango and Kagome are in a hot spring relaxing*
Sango: I like this Silver Phoenix Show, I mean it's given us time to feel safe and relaxed.
Kagome: Yea, I hope Inuyasha doesn't feel lonely though.
*Inuyasha is talking to Myouga with a bored expression*
*Back to Shelly*
Shelly: Miroku? How come you just don't get one wife and have lots of children with her?
Miroku: I haven't found the right woman yet, and I fear my death is coming soon before I find the right woman.
Shelly: *screams in pain*
Miroku: What's wrong?!
Shelly: *laughs maniacally*
Miroku: Uhhhh.......
Shelly: Do you put on deodorant?
Miroku: What is this deodorant you're talking about?
Shelly: *gasp* EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW you anti-deodorant boy!
Miroku: Is this something I should know about?
Shelly: *holding her breath*
Miroku: Ok why aren't you breathing now?
Shelly: Because you're stinky non-deodorant boy!
Miroku: Ok we're here *thinking* what a nutcase!
*Shelly looks at the Mexican restaurant with a bar inside*
Shelly: Oh Mexican food! I'M STARVING!!!
Miroku: *talking to the hostess* a table for two.
Hostess: Right this way sir.
Miroku: Say, you're looking pretty tonight.
Shelly: Thank you *sees that Miroku wasn't talking to her* *gasp*
Miroku: Would you care for a drink?
Hostess: What about your girlfriend?
Miroku: Who? *sees an angry Shelly* Oh, uh oh....
Shelly: Hmph
Miroku: Does this mean you won't bear my child now?
Shelly: *growls*
Miroku: Oh darn it!
Hostess: Here you two go a nice table by the window.
Miroku: Isn't the moonlight pretty?
Shelly: *staring at the complimentary nachos on the table*
Miroku: Shelly?
Shelly: You're sexy.
Miroku: *shocked because he never heard a woman say this to him before* Well thank you I like to keep in shape by you know traveling.
Shelly: No you're sexier.
Miroku: Please tell me you are NOT talking to the nachos!
Hostess: May I take your order?
Shelly: Fajitas and some water please.
Miroku: Ur, quesadillas look good and also some beer.
Hostess: Right away. *left the scene*
Shelly: *shouting after the hostess* THANK YOU!
Miroku: Why won't you talk to me?
Shelly: Sorry, I thought you were making child bearing dates with every other woman in this restaurant.
Miroku: *looks embarrassed*
Shelly: Sorry, but it seemed like it.
*hostess puts down food and drinks*
Shelly: OOOOH!
Miroku: It's just that...uh what are you doing?
Shelly: *holds up tortilla in front of face*
Miroku: Ok this is......
Shelly: LOOK! I'm tortilla face! La di da de da de da de!
Miroku: -_-;;;
Shelly: *looks at her watch* Oh look, we have enough time to eat and do something else
Miroku: *face lights up*
Shelly: NO.
Miroku: How about a drink then?
Shelly: Ok maybe one.
Miroku: *looking more relieved*
Shelly: Why is your face all goofy happy looking? You didn't like fart or anything did you?
Miroku: Of course not! *looks around suspiciously*
Shelly: *didn't notice Miroku, too busy stuffing fajitas in her mouth*
Miroku: Wow, you have quite the appetite!
*Miroku eats and talks to Shelly in between about their normal days*
*Miroku and Shelly finish eating dinner and goes off to the bar by the dinner area*
Miroku: Beer for me.
Shelly: Gatorade for me.
Bar Tender and Miroku: -_-;;;
Miroku: Ok, Shelly, we are in a bar, get some real drinks.
Shelly: Um, Diet Pepsi?
Miroku: *falls over anime style* *from the floor weakly* How about some martini for the confused woman?
Bar Tender: I need to get paid more.
*Bar tender quickly makes the drinks and hands it over to the talking "couple"*
*Miroku pays for the drinks*
*They sit at a table across each other*
Miroku: Well this date is a lot better than I expected.
Shelly: Yea, I guess in some...
*Miroku rubs his foot up her leg*
*SLAP!!!*
Shelly: GOD YOU PERV!
Miroku: She touched me! *looking lightheaded*
Shelly: THIS DATE IS OVER!
Silver: *appearing from no where* Ok, an hour and thirty minutes are up *sees Miroku's face red* Wow Miroku, what did you do THIS time?
Shelly: May I just go to my next date?
Silver: Of course, you can take the limo to your next date. Miroku....you can just walk home.
Shelly: Thank you! *hops out of the restaurant as fast as she could*
Silver: *disappears into no where*
Miroku: Next stop, the hot spring where Kagome and Sango is!
*In the limo*
Alphonzo: So how was the date?
Shelly: Quick overview, I tried to be so retarded he wouldn't ask me to bear his child and then he hits on me again, it was AWFUL! Who's my next date?
Alphonzo: Mr. Joseph Wheeler.
*far far away Joey screams in pain as he senses someone had used his full first name*
Shelly: Oh Joey's nice, even if he is obsessing over Mai.
*Limo pulls up in a movie theater*
Joey: *opens car door for Shelly* wow you look hott tonight!
Shelly: Thanks I needed that.
Joey: Why? Oh man, I heard Miroku was your first date!
Shelly: He caused me pain.
Joey: Well allow me to show you tonight the traditional movie and a pizza date.
Shelly: Fine for me.
Joey: Did you eat a lot at the restaurant?
Shelly: Nope, but let's go before we get in too deep about Miroku.
Joey: Why does he ask every girl to bear his child?
Shelly: Long story let's go!
Joey: Alright already!
Shelly: What movie are we seeing?
Joey: The mushy gushy love story.
Shelly: I HATE mushy gushy love stories!
Joey: Wow! Really? I thought chicks love that stuff!
Shelly: I'm not a chick! I'm a kangaroo!
Joey: Ha, I get it. Let's go see Blood-Sucking Vampires from the 17th dimension!
Shelly: Alright!
Joey: *thinking* wow she's cool for a crazy girl.
Shelly: *chanting* Suck blood! Suck blood! Suck blood! Suck Blood!
Joey: Heh heh, Okay, here we are.
Shelly: Okay!
Joey: Eh, two tickets for Blood-Sucking Vampires from the 17th dimension please?
Ticket dude: Um, that movie is rated-R, and neither one of you are old enough for that movie.
Shelly: Hey ticket dude! Can I call you ticket dude? Ok ticket dude, here's the deal. See the ears and tail? That ain't a costume, I'm a kangaroo demon, and I'm 17 in demon years, but do you know how OLD I am in HUMAN years, YOU FILTHY HUMAN?
Ticket dude: Errr
Shelly: I AM 90 FREAKIN YEARS OLD!!!
Ticket dude: Oh, well you're welcome to come to ANY movie in that case, Ms. 90 year old kangaroo.
Shelly: I'm taking Joey with me.
Ticket dude: *gives them their ticket* here you go, enjoy the show GRANDMA
Shelly: *Sweetly* can I see you back there?
Ticket dude: *loosening his tie* Yea?
*Shelly and ticket dude walks back there*
Ticket dude: So, you wanted to see me about something?
Shelly: *sweetly* Yea, I mean I just wanted to say I think you're cute
Ticket dude: really now?
Shelly: No. But I know this! *balance on tail and kicks him with her high heels*
Joey: Ooh! Dat's gotta hurt!
Shelly: C'mon Joey, let's go.
Joey: I should take you with me everywhere since you're old enough!
Shelly: Yea, I guess so now for the BLOOD SUCKING!
Joey: Yea!
Shelly: BUWAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHahHHAHAHAH
Joey: Urrrr
Shelly: *sweetly* Come on!
*Joey and Shelly line up for food*
Shelly: Oh! My turn! Ok I'll just have a Coke ICEE.
Joey: Dat's it? I'll take two large popcorn, three nachos, gummy bears, Whoppers, two hot dogs, and a large Coke.
Shelly: Wow.
Joey: Just in case you want some.
Shelly: Yea I'm sure that's it.
Joey: *somehow manages to hold all the food and put one hand behind his head like he's embarrassed* ehehe.
*walks into the theater*
*Joey and Shelly sit down in the near back*
*Movie plays*
*Shelly at times looks at Joey and sees him scarf down the food*
*Movie is over*
Joey: Wow! Dat was a great movie!
Shelly: yea it was better than the 16th, 15th AND 14th dimension.
Joey: Ready for some pizza now?
Shelly: Yea, of course I love pizza!
Joey: May I escort me lady to the pizzeria? *offers an arm*
Shelly: why are you talking all funny? *takes arm*
*Joey and Shelly orders pizza*
Joey: Are you sure you only want ONE TINY slice?
Shelly: Compared to the rest of the seven slices you're going to eat? I'd say DUH!!!
Joey: Ha! Watch me scarf dese babies down!
*Shelly watches in half disgust and half amusement as Joey "downs" all the pizzas*
Shelly: Joey?
Joey: Yea?
Shelly: You realized you ate seven slices of pizza before I got to take the bite out of my one slice right?
Joey: ha ha! Now you know the REAL me. *Joey and Shelly talks about normal junk as Shelly eats her only slice*
Silver: *appears out of nowhere* Okay kiddos, date's over.
Shelly: YES SIR!
Silver: I'm not a sir!
Joey: Ok kiddo get out of here! I'll cya around!
Shelly: Ok cya, now for a good night of sleep! STAY TUNE FOR THE SPECIAL TOMMOROW WHEN I CONTINUE TO DATE THE REST OF MY FOUR MEN FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF EACH, I HOPE HIEI DOESN'T KILL ME!!!
Some random pizza eating dude: Hey will you stop announcing so loudly?
Shelly: Hey some random pizza eating dude, can I call you some random pizza eating dude? Ok some random pizza eating dude, here's the deal, smile for the camera and say I'm an idiot for yelling at a kangaroo demon.
Some random pizza eating dude: Why?
Shelly: *balances on tail and kicks some random pizza eating dude out of his chair* THAT'S WHY!
Silver: That's Shelly for you!
*Looney tunes ending song starts**Big red circle appears on camera screen and Shelly's head pops out of the middle of it* That's all folks! *Looney tune ending songs....well ends*
A/N: Okay, this is Shelly here, I'm the REAL authoress! I don't know why Silver keeps doing the author notes when I'm the real authoress! Well any who, I thought a little date for Shelly would be fun. Why one date when you can have 6? I mean that's six times the fun! I wonder how Hiei is going to turn out with Shelly, I mean I had some thoughts of people who secretly likes people being mean to one another but Silver said no way, it's pure hate towards Shelly. That makes me sad a little he, even though Hiei's not a real person.
Well thanks for the reviews so far you guys rocks! Light up my life really....I don't plan much of the stories if you're wondering how I came up with it, it just comes out of my fingertips. I just love making people laugh, or make them confused either or ha ha. I can act pretty weird sometimes or even stupid, but I am still an A and B student in one of the best schools in the state and my state's pretty big. At least smart ACADEMICALLY....seen me at home? Not normal. Pretty messed up. Well at school I'm pretty messed up too. AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! It's so confusing!!!!
Uhhh I'm so low on sugar, NOT! Just had some tiramisu with my cuz here, pretty awesome, oh my cuz is actually silver *gasp* OMG! Lol just kidding no biggie, I wouldn't have finished much of this fanfic because I'm not much of a fanatic of anime shows. I just let out the funny.
Now I'll stop this ridiculously long author's note to assure you next chapter will be awesome! There's going to be a whole lotta sugar high moments and lots of chasing around I assure you! SO DON'T MISS OUT! PaYcE! I gotta straighten my hair and then butter my toes! Just kidding about the toes he he I'm out!